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My darling. What's happened?
親愛(ài)的，發(fā)生了什么事？
You're the best person in the world. You're top equal with my wife. I don't get it.
你是這世上最棒的，跟我老婆一個(gè)級(jí)別，我不明白
Maybe, just maybe,
或許，只是或許…
I'm the faller.
我是個(gè)失敗者
Every family has, like, someone who falls,
每個(gè)家庭都多多少少有失敗者…
who doesn't make the grade, who stumbles,
那些不及格的，跌跌撞撞的…
who life trips up.
那些總是栽跟頭的
Maybe I'm our faller.
或許我就是咱家的失敗者
No.No.
不.不.
Okay. I'm gonna tell you a secret.
好，我要告訴你一秘密
And you have to promise to keep it.
但是你必須答應(yīng)我要保守這個(gè)秘密
We've always kept secrets. We have?
- 我們向來(lái)對(duì)彼此的秘密守口如瓶
You promise you won't ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,
你答應(yīng)我永遠(yuǎn)、永遠(yuǎn)…
ever, ever, ever, ever tell?
永遠(yuǎn)，永遠(yuǎn)，永遠(yuǎn)都不會(huì)說(shuō)出去？
Yes.
好
I can travel in time.
我可以穿越時(shí)空
Why are we standing in the cupboard under the stairs?
為什么我們藏在柜櫥里？
Because we're gonna go back in time and you're gonna do some things differently.
因?yàn)槲覀円氐竭^(guò)去，你要做些不一樣的事
I love it when you're funny.
我很喜歡你搞笑的樣子
Grab my hand. Close your eyes.
抓住我的手，閉上眼睛
My God! My God!
哦上帝！哦上帝！
My arsing God in a box.
天哪
You're kidding? I can go anywhere in time and you bring me back to the worst party of all time.
你開(kāi)什么玩笑？我可以回去任何時(shí)候，你卻帶我回到最爛的派對(duì)
Fraid so. Let's go.
恐怕是這樣，走吧
We've got work to do. What work?
- 我們有活兒要干 - 什么活兒？
Making sure you do not meet Jimmy Kincade.
確保你不會(huì)遇見(jiàn)吉米金卡德
Quick, in here.
快點(diǎn)，這里
But he's about to fall in love with me! Not this time he isn't.
- 但是他會(huì)愛(ài)上我！ - 不是這次的話他不會(huì)
Who's the pretty looking girl? It's Jennifer, isn't it?
這么漂亮的女孩是誰(shuí)？是珍妮弗，不是嗎？
Yeah. Wild!
- 是的 - 好狂熱
I like your skirt, Jennifer. Thank you.
- 我喜歡你的裙子，珍妮弗 - 謝謝
Right, I get it.
好的，我明白了
If he hadn't met me, he would have just had sex with someone else.
如果他沒(méi)有遇見(jiàn)我，就會(huì)跟別人上床
Nip it in the bud?
將痛苦扼殺在搖籃里，對(duì)嗎？
Excuse me, Jimmy.
不好意思，吉米
Sorry. Do I know you?
- 抱歉 - 我認(rèn)識(shí)你嗎？
Yeah, you do.
是的，你認(rèn)識(shí)
Very well. Sorry.
并且很熟，不好意思
And this is what I should have done right at the start.
這是一開(kāi)始我就應(yīng)該做的
Happy New Year, everybody. Happy New Year.
各位，新年快樂(lè)，新年快樂(lè)
And back to the cupboard.
回去櫥柜里
Amazing!
真不可思議！
