評論
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-Susan: Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen?
拜托，Helen有什么不好?
-Ross: Helen Geller? I don't think so.
Helen Geller?不行.
-Carol: Hello? It's not gonna be.
她不會叫Helen Geller.
-Ross: Thank you!
謝謝.
-Carol: No, I mean it's not Geller.
不，我是說她不姓Geller (Ross的姓)
-Ross: What, it's gonna be Helen Willick?
難道她叫Helen Willick?
-Carol: No, actually, um, we talked about Helen Willick-Bunch.
老實說，我們考慮叫Helen Willick-Bunch.
-Ross: Well, wait a minute, why- why is she in the title?
等等，為何有她的份?
-Susan: It's my baby too.
因為她也是我的寶寶
-Ross: Oh, really? Um, I don't remember you making any sperm.
是嗎? 我不記得女人也會制造精子.
-Susan: Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!
我們都知道那是個極大的挑戰.
-Carol: All right, you two, stop it!
夠了，你們兩個，別吵了
-Ross: No no no, she gets a credit, hey, I'm in there too.
不，功勞全讓她搶了，我也在場.
-Carol: Ross. You're not actually suggesting Helen Willick-Bunch-Geller? Because I think that borders on child abuse.
Ross，你該不會想用Helen Willick-Bunch-Geller? 因為這有虐待兒童之嫌.
-Ross: Of course not, I'm... suggesting Geller-Willick-Bunch.
當然沒有，我想用Geller-Willick-Bunch.
-Susan: Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing? He knows no-one's gonna say all those names, so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way!
絕對不行，你看他，沒人會叫她全名的，他知道別人只會叫她Geller，這樣他就得逞了
-Ross: My way?! You-you think this is my way?
我得逞? 你認為這樣算我得逞?
Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being, this is not my way. You know what? Uh, um, this is too hard. I'm not, I can't do.
相信我，我沒想到自己會淪落到這種地步, 我是不得已的.
-Dr. Oberman: (entering) Knock knock! How are we today? Any nausea?
有人在嗎? 今天如何，想嘔吐嗎?
-All: Yeah. Yeah. A little.
只是一點點.
-Dr. Oberman: Well, I was just wondering about the mother-to-be, but. Thanks for sharing. (To Carol) Uh, lie back...
我只是問準媽媽，很感謝你們的分享，躺好.
-Ross: You- uh- you know what, I'm gonna go. I don't- I don't think I can be involved in this particular family thing right now.
知道嗎? 我不加入，我認為此時自己無法淌人這渾水.
(He turns to go, but the sound of the sonogram catches he’s ear. He returns and stares at it.)
-Ross: Oh my God.
我的天呀.
-Susan: Look at that.
看啊.
-Carol: I know.
我知道.
