教材：希曼
課程主題：成為同性戀也沒關系。(It's OK to be gay.)

課程原文：Look at this guy: golden locks cut in a tasteful bob, buff biceps, tanned, toned, hairless torso, a magic sword and most importantly, fabulous powers. What’s more, He-Man invites his handsome friends, the Masters of the Universe, to come hang out in his castle anytime. Of course Skeletor and his fugly cohorts are never allowed access to the secrets of He-Man’s dark, dry palace. Yes, we had He-Man toys, like Ram-Man, Trap-Jaw and even Castle Grayskull. We also had a favorite pair of tighty whiteys that had He-Man on one cheek and Skeletor on the other, battling over our asshole. But did merely owning and wearing that underwear make us gay?

課程大意：金發剪成帥氣的發型、淺黃色的雙頭肌、棕褐色的光滑身軀，擁有魔劍和舉世無雙的力量；此外他還動不動把他的帥氣朋友邀請到自己的城堡來……囧

總結原文：As regards the above question, it’s a very complex matter, but in a word: yes. (For more on depictions of homosexuality in '80s cartoons, please see Care Bears.)

課程總結：擁有希曼卡通里面的玩具周邊以及服飾內衣內褲之類的會不會真的讓男孩子變成同性戀呢？這是一樁很復雜的問題，但一句話回答：是的。【小編我汗……】