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My new sheets from the "Under a dollar" store feel so luxurious,
我從"不到一元店"買來的新床單好有奢華風，
like they could maybe cost over a dollar, maybe even 2 or 3.
感覺價值超過一元，值個兩到三元呢。
Yup. It was a good day over at the "Under a dollar."
對啊。今天在那店真是走運。
Steak, bed stuff, and my new steak eatin' chair.
買到牛排，床品，還有我的吃牛排專座。
Doesn't it worry you that you got that meat and furniture for the price of an Angry Birds update?
那塊肉跟椅子的價格不讓你擔心嗎，價錢跟憤怒小鳥軟件升級一樣呢。
Yeah, it worries me that it'll never happen again.
我可擔心這種好事以后碰不上了。
Sheets and steak? Never dared to dream it.
床罩加牛排？以前想都不敢想。
These sheets smell amazing too,
這床罩真好聞
thanks to that one little fabric softener ball, also under a dollar.
都要感謝那一顆要價不到一塊錢的衣物柔順球。
I dated a guy with one ball once.
我也跟"一顆球"的男人約會過。
He was all self-conscious, but I told him, "No big deal. It's just as ugly as two."
他一直很在意，但我告訴他，"別擔心，一粒跟兩粒一樣惡心。"
I am going to get such a good night's...
我今晚一定能睡一個好...
Oh, sheet!
我的床罩！
"Thread count: Yes. Washing instructions: Do not wash."
"織物密度：有。洗滌注意事項：不能洗。"
Are you sure you want to sit in that?
你確定你要坐那椅子嗎？
Woman, don't talk to me while I'm eatin' my steak!
臭婆娘，老子吃牛排時少跟我唧唧歪歪。
"Instructions: Do not sit."
"使用說明：請勿坐。"
