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Okay, let me see the damage. Hang on.
讓我看看損壞的程度。等一下。
Well, I think you broke the dowels. You're not gonna have time to glue it back on, you'll have to nail it.
你可能把暗榫弄壞了。你沒有時間把它粘回去了，只能用釘子釘上。
With what? Does she have any pillows or wine glasses? She does.
用什么釘啊？她那里有枕頭或者酒杯嗎？有耶。
Great. Neither of those. Try a hammer!
太好了。這兩樣都沒用。去找把錘子！
Did that feel good? You feel like a big man now?
耍我你爽了嗎？你覺得自己很厲害了嗎？
I was going to make you red zinger, but since Mars is the red planet, I went with peppermint.
我本想幫你泡杯紅花茶，但鑒于火星也是紅色的星球，我還是給你泡薄荷茶吧。
Why do you even want to do this?
你到底為什么想參加這個項目呢？
Actually...as part of the application, I was required to make a short video answering that very question. You want to see it?
其實呢...申請中的一部分，就是要我錄一段短片回答這個問題。你想看看嗎？
Can't you just tell me? But I made a video.
你就不能直接告訴我嗎？但是人家錄了短片的呀。
I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper, and I'd like to tell you why I should be chosen to...go to Mars!
在下謝爾頓·庫珀博士，我要告訴你們為什么應該選我...上火星！
I'm exceedingly smart. I graduated college at 14. While my brother was getting an STD I was getting a PhD. Penicillin can't take this away.
我聰明絕頂。14歲就從大學畢業了。我的兄弟得性病時，我就已經得博士學位了。青霉素可祛不掉博士學位哦。
Being in close quarters, cleanliness is important and...my hygiene is impeccable. In fact, animals don't trust me because I smell like nothing. Yeah...Literally nothing.
在狹小的空間里，保持清潔至關重要，而我的衛生習慣無懈可擊。動物都無法信任我，因為我身上什么味都沒有。真的...啥味都沒有。
During the seven-month space flight, I can keep up morale with my wacky sense of humor. Hey, Leonard...is there any peanut brittle left in that can?
在長達7個月的太空飛行中，我可以用我獨特的幽默感保持士氣。萊納德，那個罐子里還有花生糖嗎？
You mean this weirdly suspicious one? Yes. Open it and check.
你是指這個超級可疑的罐子嗎？是的，打開看看嘛。
I don't get it. There's actually peanut brittle in...Please go to Mars.
我不明白了。這里面真的有花生糖...拜托你去火星好嗎。
But on a more serious note: The most important reason I want to go to Mars is that I believe, as a scientist, it's my duty to push the boundaries of human knowledge forward.
言歸正傳。我想去火星的最大原因是，我堅信，身為一位科學家，突破人類認知的極限是我的天職。
Now, I know that life on Mars will be difficult. But life here on Earth is no picnic.
我知道火星上的生活將無比艱難，但地球上的日子也不像野餐那么好玩。
Also, picnics are no picnic. Where should we go for lunch? Oh, I know, the ground.
當然，野餐本身也不好玩。我們該去哪里吃午餐？我知道，去地上吃吧。
In conclusion, thank you for considering me for this journey of a lifetime. To Mars!
總而言之，多謝你們觀看我為這段千載難逢的旅行錄制的申請。上火星！
Afterwards, Leonard blew his nose, and pie came out.
后來，萊納德從他的鼻子里擤出了派呢。
Right there, right there. Oh, God, that's it!
就是那里，就是那里。天啊，終于啊！
How did you get paint in your eye? Because you wouldn't let me wear safety goggles!
你是怎么把顏料弄到眼睛里？都是因為你不讓我戴防護眼鏡！
This looks terrible. She-she's gonna know. It's fine. You just need two more nails.
看上去一團糟啊。她肯定會發現。沒關系。你就差兩個釘而已了。
Okay, where should I put them? In Emily's eyes. You're not helping.
好的，應該釘在哪里？釘在艾米麗的眼睛里。你真是幫倒忙。
Well, maybe this is what you get for snooping.
所以這就是你偷翻人東西的報應。
You know, it-it's bad enough that I have to deal with this...Raj? I'm back.
我鼓搗這玩意兒就已經夠煩了...拉杰？我回來了。
Oh, no. Hey. Hi. How was the hospital?
完了。嗨。嗨。醫院情況還好嗎？
Fine. What were you doing in there?
很好。你在里面干什么呢？
Uh...w-well...Okay, look, II don't want to lie to you. II got curious, I was looking around...and I broke the drawer on your night stand.
那個...我...我不想對你撒謊。我很好奇，于是我到處看了看...然后我就弄壞了你的床頭柜抽屜。
You were looking in my night stand? Yeah.
你翻看了我的床頭柜抽屜嗎？是的。
So, the first time I leave you alone, you snoop on me?
所以我第一次讓你單獨留在家里，你就開始到處偷翻？
You've never snooped around my apartment? No!
你從來沒偷翻過我的公寓嗎？沒有！
Come on, think back. It would really help if you had!
快，好好想想。你要是有過前科會很有幫助喲！
I can't believe you don't trust me! She sounds really mad.
真沒想到你這么不相信我！她聽起來很火大啊。
We should hang up. Yeah, we should.
我們應該掛掉。對，是應該。
But we're not going to, are we? Not a chance.
但我們不會這么做，對不對？門都沒有。
What happened to "snooping is wrong"?
不是說"偷翻是不對的"嗎？
Howard, you're going to jail for tax fraud. Who cares?
霍華德，反正你就要因為稅收欺詐去坐牢了，還怕啥偷翻？
Well, we did it. We sure did.
我們"做"到了。確實"做"到了。
I mean, I was on fire! II was in the zone, like an athlete.
我整個小宇宙都爆發了！我超在狀態，像運動員一樣。
Sweetie, I beat you at this, too. So, where do we want to hang it?
親愛的，這次你也是被我虐爆了。那我們把它掛哪兒？
What? Are you kidding? We're not hanging it! But it's an expression of our love.
什么？你開什么玩笑？才不要掛起來！但這是我們愛情的展示。
And our butts! Not hanging it! Seems a shame to throw it away.
也是我們的屁股！不掛！扔了怪可惜的。
Yeah. We could give it to Sheldon, and tell him William Shatner painted it.
是啊。我們可以送給謝爾頓，告訴他是威廉·夏特納畫的。
God, I love you. I love you so much.
天，我愛你。我愛死你了。
I think I'm gonna go home. Why? I really don't understand what's happening here.
我要回家了。為什么？我真不理解這是什么情況。
You know, Sheldon, at any other time, learning that you had plans to go live on Mars would be a slow news day.
謝爾頓，如果是任何其他時候我知道你計劃要去火星上住，那這事只是你太晚告訴我而已。
But a couple of hours ago, we were getting a turtle. And silly as it sounds, I thought that meant something.
但幾個小時前，我們還要一起養烏龜。雖然說起來有點傻，但我以為那代表著什么。
Amy! Oh, why didn't I give her Sleepy Time tea? Amy, wait! Getting a turtle meant a great deal to me, too.
艾米！我為什么沒給她喝睡覺覺茶？艾米，等等！要養烏龜對我來說也是意義重大。
Sure. Unless something better comes along.
當然。除非有更好的事發生嘛。
Do you want me to withdraw my application?
你是想讓我撤銷我的申請嗎？
What I want is for us to be planning our future together.
我想要的是我們一起計劃共同的未來。
And in that future, are we on the same planet? Yeah, because I've seen people make the long-distance thing work. We're on the same planet! Okay!
在你說的未來，我們是在同一星球上嗎？因為我也看過遠距離異地戀成功的例子。我們是在同一星球上！知道了！
Does that planet have to be Earth?
一定要在地球這顆星球嗎？
Are you asking me to go to Mars with you?
你是在邀請我和你一起去火星嗎？
I am. Yeah, if I'm going to a barren, lifeless environment, where the chances of survival are slim to none, I want you there with me.
我是。如果我要前往一個貧瘠、無生命、生存幾率接近于零的地方時，我希望你在我身旁。
Why don't we go back to the apartment, and fill out your application?
要不要跟我回家把你的申請填了？
Okay. I suppose being the first people on a new planet would be incredibly exciting.
要。我想能成為第一批在新星球居住的居民，應該挺刺激的。
Oh, I know. We could be the first to plant a flag on Mars. We could be the first to watch Mars Attacks! On Mars.
我知道。我們可以成為第一批在火星插旗的人。成為第一批在火星上看《火星入侵》電影的人。
We could be the first to say "Good Lord, what on Mars are you talking about?"
我們也可以是第一批"我的天，你說的什么火星話啊？"的人。
You know, we could also be the first people to procreate on Mars.
你知道嗎，我們也可以成為第一批在火星生育的人。
You just can't keep it in your space pants, can you?
你的太空褲就是系不嚴，是不是？
Think about it. If we had a family there, our kids would be Martians.
你想想。如果我們在那里成家，我們的孩子就是火星人了。
They would, wouldn't they? We could give them cool Martian names. And we could teach them about Martian history.
他們還真會是，對不對？我們可以給他們取酷酷的火星人名字，教他們火星人的歷史。
Like, who planted those flags? And, uh, where did that copy of Mars Attacks! Come from?
比如這些個旗子都是誰插的。還有《火星入侵》影帶是誰帶來的。
I guess we'll have to make a new video together, as a couple.
也許我們需要以情侶身份錄個新視頻了。
Good idea. And since you've had such a rough day, I'm gonna let you throw the pie in Leonard's face.
好主意。既然今天你這么不開心，我愿意讓你用餡餅糊萊納德一臉。
Thank you for forgiving me. It's okay. At some point, we were bound to have our first fight.
謝謝你原諒我。不客氣。戀愛后的第一次爭吵早晚都會發生呀。
Well, it almost happened when you called my apple pie crust "Doughy." The truth is you were right. And I was just angry at myself.
你說我的脆皮蘋果派不脆又沒味時就差點發生了。事實是你當時說得對，我只是氣自己罷了。
Can I ask you one thing? Of course. What? Did you look in my closet? No. Just the drawer.
我能問你件事嗎？當然。什么事？你看沒看過我的衣柜？沒有，只有抽屜。
You promise you didn't look in the closet? I promise. Why, what's in there? Don't worry about it. Good night.
你發誓你沒看過嗎？我發誓。為什么，里面有什么？你別管了。晚安。
