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This is what Phil would do-- Make fantastic napkin origami that startles and delights his guests.
這就是菲爾會做的事，把餐巾折得有模有樣，令客人們又驚又喜。
I know, but, sweetie, they're just looking a little...
我知道，可親愛的，它們看起來有點(diǎn)......
Claire, you always do this. You squelch me. You squelch me right when I'm about to soar.
克萊爾，你總是這樣。你總打擊我。每當(dāng)我要展翅高飛時，你就打擊我。
Honey, you're folding napkins.
親愛的，你只是折個餐巾而已。
You're folding my dreams! You know what Kenneth told me? The secret to his success-- his whole career, he's tried to emulate me.
你在屈折我的夢想！你知道肯尼斯說了什么嗎？他事業(yè)成功的奧秘是因為他試著模仿我。
The only difference is, he hasn't had someone constantly telling him what not to do.
唯一不同的是，沒有人不停地要他別干這個別干那個。
So the only reason we don't have a-a blimp tethered to our mailbox is because I'm always shooting down your great ideas?
你意思是說我們家買不起小飛艇的唯一原因是因為我總是打擊你的"奇思妙想"？
Yeah. -Let's review the squelch pile, Phil. Let's see-- the rice pudding franchise.
沒錯。-咱們回顧一下"打擊史" 菲爾。比如，米布丁的特許經(jīng)銷權(quán)。
Works for all chewing abilities.
無齒之徒也可享受。
Adult tricycles. -Just try to fall off.
成人三輪車。-有種你就摔摔看。
The Aspirin gun. -Some people have a hard time swallowing!
阿司匹林噴射槍。-有人就是吞藥困難嘛！
And you left one out. Hmm. And that, my dear Claire, is a real head-scratcher-- "Tm." Action.
你還忘說了一個。親愛的克萊爾，那才是撓破頭皮才能想到的（Head-scratcher原意為傷腦筋的問題 此處取本意 撓頭器）"不求人"開演。
Hey, friend. You look like you had a rough day at the office.
朋友好啊。看上去你今天上班累慘了吧。
The stress from my job at the robot assassin factory...is too much to take. Aw, shoot me an aspirin, pal.
在"機(jī)器人暗殺工廠"的工作壓力真是...生命中不能承受之重。給我來一槍阿司匹林吧，親。
Maybe someday. But until then, try this on for size.
日后再議。不過先來試試這個合不合適。
The real head-scratcher features 32 patent-pending "Nogginizers" that gently massage your scalp in a soothing purr of motorized delight.
即將擁有32項專利的腦神經(jīng)導(dǎo)體按摩儀，輕柔按摩您的頭部，在安寧的聲音中給您以享受。
Ahh. It feels great, and it looks good, too. It's a real lifesaver.
哇塞。真舒服，外形也很帥氣哦。真是居家旅行必備良器。
You mean a real head-scratcher? "Tm."
您是說真正的頭部按摩儀吧？"不求人"
I love you, Phil, But you...Stop.
我愛你，菲爾，但是呢......別說了。
I love your "I love you." I'm getting awful tired of your "But." I heard it.
我愛聽你說愛我。但我就怕溫柔背后的一刀。我經(jīng)歷過的。
