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Oh, my god. Kenneth Ploufe is part owner of a resort in the Bahamas, some cruise line, and Lacy Fair, that lingerie company.
天啊。肯尼斯·普洛弗與人共有在巴哈馬的度假村，某條游輪巡航線，以及"蕾絲嬌女"，那家內(nèi)衣公司。
Oh! Ew! I'm wearing one of his bras!
惡心！我正穿著他家的胸罩呢！
Look, he's got a model in his lap. -No way. - Look at her.
看這個，模特坐他腿上合照呢。-不是吧。-看看她。
This is your fault!
都是你的錯！
Are you seriously gonna stay in here all day?
你真想一天都躲在房間不出去嗎？
I can't face mom. If I see her, I'm gonna have to confess.
我無法面對媽媽。我一看見她，就會忍不住坦白從寬的。
Take a breather. It's just a dent. And saying nothing is not lying, okay? It's just letting the truth speak for itself.
淡定。不過就是有點小凹。沉默不是撒謊，好嗎？只是讓真相自己大白而已。
This is not the time for moral equivocation.
現(xiàn)在不是模糊道義責(zé)任的時候。
Okay, I don't know what that means, and also, don't tell me.
我不知道那是什么意思，也不想知道。
You're the one who's gonna lose her driving privileges. I don't know why you're so calm.
你才是那個以后不能碰車的人。你怎么能這么冷靜。
All we have to do is keep it from mom until she goes to the store.
我們只要暫時瞞住媽媽一直瞞到她去商店就行了。
Then, when she sees it, she'll assume that it happened there, which it did, so it's not really lying.
然后，她發(fā)現(xiàn)了的話，也會覺得是在商店撞的，本來也就確實是，所以根本不算撒謊。
Listen to you. Are you gonna be a career criminal?
聽聽，你說謊都不打草稿。你是想成為職業(yè)罪犯嗎？
Ugh. You sound like mom. I don't know what I'm gonna do after high school.
你跟媽媽簡直一模一樣。我高中畢業(yè)后可怎么辦啊。
It was a supportive "Wah-wah." I was trying to save the moment.
我那聲"哇哇"是表達(dá)對你的支持。不讓你冷場。
There's no such thing as a supportive "Wah-wah." A "Wah-wah" by its very nature is vicious and undercutting.
"哇哇"那種聲音怎么可能表示支持。那個聲調(diào)就是諷刺和侮辱的代名詞。
Well, I was just trying to salvage that story, okay? I told you not to tell it, you told it, and it died.
我只是為了替你的故事打圓場，好嘛？我叫你別說，你還是說了，結(jié)果場子砸了。
It did not die. It's a thinker.
沒砸。只是他們沒反應(yīng)過來。
Cam, the only thing people were thinking was, "Thank god this story's over."
小卡，他們在想的唯一一件事就是，"謝天謝地他總算說完了"
Okay. I get it. So how long have I been embarrassing you with my stories?
好吧。我明白了。我的故事讓你覺得丟人有多久了？
No, no, no, no. You don't embarrass me. I love your stories, okay?
不，不。你沒有丟我的人。我愛你的故事。
The tractor in the swimming hole? Aunt Betty's wiglet on the piglet?
水塘里的拖拉機？把貝蒂嬸的假發(fā)戴到豬崽頭上？
Uncle Carl said she couldn't tell 'em apart.
卡爾叔說她分不清那些小豬崽。
See? Those are funny. You have so many great ones.
是吧？好好笑啊。多么五彩斑斕的童年趣事啊。
Well, that's farm life. Rain or shine, there's always a bumper crop of stories.
農(nóng)場生活就是如此。無論下雨或天晴，精彩故事永不停。
Yeah, I'm just saying maybe you take punkin chunkin out of the rotation.
是啊，我的意思是，你該讓那個射南瓜的故事退居二線了。
I guess you're right. Maybe I could just--Yeah, stick to the ones that really happened, because people love those.
你說得也有理。或許我可以...是啊，就講那些真實發(fā)生過的事，人們都喜歡真實的故事。
Excuse me. What?
不好意思。你說什么？
I'm--I'm just saying people laugh more at stories that are true.
我的意思是，真事才更有笑點。
Punkin chunkin is a true story. -True-ish? -No. True.
射南瓜是真人真事。-有點真實？-不。完全真實。
