Oh! You are so sweet. Holy pythons, batman. Do you ever leave the gym?
你人太好了。堅實美臂啊,蝙蝠俠。你都泡在健身房嗎?
Uh, no. Actually, I'm a trainer and a masseur.
其實我是健身教練兼按摩師。
Oh, my god. I'm gonna have to try out that second one. Zip, please.
天啊。我可得讓你按摩一下。幫我拉開拉鏈。
I gotta say, this night is turning out to be a lot more fun than I expected.
不得不說今晚比我期待得要好玩多了。
I've got two kids at sleepovers and one upstate with daddy. The fun is just beginning.
我有兩個孩子在別人家過夜,另一個和她爸出城了。好戲才剛剛開始呢。
Unbelievable. The valet gave our car away to someone, like, an hour and a half ago.
難以置信。泊車小弟把我們的車給了其他人,一個半小時前就給錯了。
You know what that means. Our potpies could be anywhere by now.
你知道這意味著什么。我們的肉餡餅現在有可能在任何地方。
They probably went home. If if we knew their address, maybe we could see if our car was there. Oh, yeah. And how do you propose we do that?
他們可能回家了。如果能找到他們的地址也許能看看車在不在那兒。好啊。那你準備怎么找呢?

Calculating route home.
正在計算回家路線。
Yeah. Oh, you're good. Mm. Oh, and look. Only. 6 miles away.
就是這樣。 你挺能干的嘛???,只有半英里多而已。
Prepare to turn right in 500 feet.
在前方500英尺處右轉。
Notice how she didn't wait until after the turn to tell me, Cam?
聽聽她在過路口前竟然知道提醒我,小卡?
Really? This? Now?
不是吧?現在要開吵嗎?
I'm just...Oh, look. They went to see Jay Z. We almost went to see Jay Z, didn't we?
我只是......看,他們去聽Jay Z演唱會了。我們差點就去看Jay Z了,不是嗎?
No, no, no, 'cause remember it started at 8:30. Oh, yeah, which meant he wouldn't have gone on until 10:00.
沒有,誰讓它8點半才開始呢。 對,也就是說到十點才能結束。
And then that parking nightmare. Oh, and those stairs.
還有那沒地停車的噩夢。 觀眾席要命的階梯。
Okay, I'm hearing it now.
好,我現在發現問題了。
Is Claire right? Are we in a rut?
克萊爾說的對嗎?我們現在很墨守成規?
Well, we might be, especially compared to these people.
也許吧。特別是和這些人比。
Look at this. Cancun luggage tickets. A parking pass to Yosemite. A triathlon bib. This is living.
(墨西哥著名國際旅游城市)看這個。去坎昆的行李票。優勝美地國家公園的停車票(美國著名國家公園)。鐵人三項的號碼牌。這才是生活啊。
No, but you know what? We have Lily, okay? I know. You can't do that with a child.
可是回過頭想,我們有莉莉,對嗎? 我知道。 你帶著小孩干不了那些事的。
They have a car seat.
他們也有兒童專用座椅。
Okay, fine, we're in a rut.
好吧,我們是保守又無聊。
Destination ahead in 900 feet.
目標在前方900英尺。
You know, maybe we just need to be around more stimulating people.
也許,我們只需要多和有帶動作用的人在一起。
Well, we're gonna be in about 900 feet.
前方900英尺內就有這樣的人。
It's not the craziest idea. They seem like fun people.
這主意或許可行。他們看起來是有趣的人。
Yeah, and maybe we can be new couples friends with them. Yeah.
沒錯,也許我們能做伴侶好友 對。
You know, we can go out to concerts, try exciting new food, maybe do some luxury camping.
我們可以一起去聽演唱會,試吃新品,結伴豪華野營。
Yeah, hitch our wagon to their star and see how fast they spice up our life.
沒錯,讓我們胸懷他們的大志,看他們激揚我們的人生。
You have arrived.
你已經到了。
I believe we have.
我想也到了。
You dumb son of a bitch!
你個傻逼狗娘養的!
Oh, my god. Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh, my god. What's happening? !
我的天啊。 我的天啊! 我的天啊!什么情況???!
I can't believe you came back here, you filthy, cheating pig! Where is she? Where is she? ! Back up, I said! I'm trying! We are in a rut!
你居然還敢回來,你個劈腿的王八蛋!她在哪?她在哪?倒車,快點! 我正倒著呢,但我們"沉軌"了(in a rut雙關 有墨守成規和卡在溝里雙重含義)!
Really? You wanna talk about that right now?
都這會了?你還想談"成規"的事?
No, we are stuck! We're in an actual rut. We're stuck.
不是,我們卡住了。車輪沉在軌里了。
Ohh! Oh, my god. Oh, my god!
我的天啊。我的天啊!
We are victims of a hate crime right now! Go! Go! Oh, my god!
由愛生恨大發泄我們慘成受害者! 走開!走開! 我的天??!