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We're back!
我們回來了！
Funniest thing -- Stella fell in love with this dog on our walk, just stared at it lovingly.
發(fā)生了件超搞笑的事...斯黛拉散步時(shí)愛上了一只狗狗，她就這么含情脈脈地凝望著。
Turned out to be her reflection in a hubcap. Can you blame her?
結(jié)果發(fā)現(xiàn)那是她在輪轂罩映出的像。你能怪她嗎？
I got an "A" on my history exam, by the way.
話說我歷史考試拿了個(gè)A。
Really, you're competing with the dog? Don't let it bother you, girl.
你當(dāng)真要和狗狗爭(zhēng)寵嗎？別理他，乖孩子。
Jay, we need to talk. I went to an allergist today, and he thinks that Joe's rash is an allergy.
杰，咱們得談?wù)劇Ｎ医裉斓竭^敏癥醫(yī)生那去了，他認(rèn)為喬身上的疹子是過敏引起的。
What a surprise -- an allergist found an allergy.
真厲害，過敏癥醫(yī)生發(fā)現(xiàn)過敏癥狀了。
He thinks he might be allergic to Stella.
他認(rèn)為喬可能對(duì)斯黛拉過敏。
What?
什么？
The only reaction this dog gives people is the giggles. I mean, when she tried to lick her own face...
這只狗帶來的唯一反應(yīng)就是引人發(fā)笑。當(dāng)她想舔自己臉的時(shí)候...
In my village, if a goat acted that dumb, we wouldn't even eat it. This allergy thing is very serious.
在我們村，如果一只山羊有那么笨，我們都不會(huì)吃它。過敏這事不是開玩笑。
We need to separate them for a week to see if the rash goes away.
我們得把他倆分開一星期，看看疹子會(huì)不會(huì)消褪。
I don't know if I can go that long without seeing Joe.
那么久看不到喬我可能會(huì)受不了。
Not joe! The dog! I already called Mitch and Cameron. They're gonna take her.
不是喬要走，是狗要走！我已經(jīng)給米奇和卡梅隆打過電話了。他們可以照顧她。
For a week? ! She'll be traumatized! She's very sensitive!
走一星期嗎？！她會(huì)心靈受傷！她可是很敏感的！
She scrapes her butt on the driveway.
她是只會(huì)在車道上蹭屁股的狗。
Why don't you like her? She's never done anything to you.
你怎么就這么不待見她？她跟你什么仇什么怨。
Ay, look! My face cream! Do you know how much this costs?
你自己瞧！我的面霜！你知道這東西多少錢嗎？
No. How much?
不知道，多少錢啊？
Don't change the subject! The dog goes now!
別轉(zhuǎn)移話題！這狗現(xiàn)在就得走！
You know, now that I think about it, I could be allergic to Stella. I've been a little stuffy since we got her.
這么一提我才發(fā)現(xiàn)，我可能也對(duì)斯黛拉過敏。自從她來了我就有點(diǎn)呼吸困難（古板）。
You were stuffy long before Stella. Do you not remember scolding that waiter at Chuck E.Cheese for serving you from the right?
斯黛拉沒來前你就很古板。你不記得那次你在芝士店批評(píng)服務(wù)員，只是因?yàn)樗菑挠疫吷喜蛦幔?/p>
