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老友記 第8季:第24集 瑞秋生產記下集(上)

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Should we tell Rachel there's an empty private room right next door to hers?

我們該告訴瑞秋她隔壁就有一間單人待產室嗎?
We could. Or we can have sex in it.
可以啊,或者我們可以在這里做愛。
Well, let me think about that while I remove my pants!
讓我邊脫褲子邊想吧!
Okay, mister! Fertilize me!
好了,先生!為我播種吧!
Does that sound like Janice?
那是珍妮絲的聲音嗎?
If it's not, then there's two of them. And that would mean it's the end of the world!
如果不是她,那就是個很像她的人。而那表示世界末日到了!
I can't believe this is taking so long. How you doing?
我不敢相信要拖這么久,你還好嗎?
Oh not bad. You know that feeling when you're trying to blow a Saint Bernard out your ass?
還不錯。你知道想使勁把圣柏納犬從屁股里拉出來的感覺嗎?
Weirdest thing. Did I hear...? Mother of God, it's true!
真是太奇怪了。我好像聽到……天啊,是真的!
Chandler Bing!
錢德勒·賓!
Jan Janice!
珍妮絲。
Not just Janice. Janice in labor. Contracting and everything.
不只是那樣,珍妮絲要生了。她在經歷陣痛什么的。
Oh, this should be easy. I have a very wide pelvis. You remember, Chandler.
生孩子對我來說很容易,我的骨盆很寬。你應該記得,錢德勒。
Janice, I didn't even know you were pregnant. Who's the unwitting human whose essence you've stolen?
珍妮絲,我都不知道你懷孕了。你偷走了哪個笨蛋的"精"華?
It's you. This is yours.
是你。這是你的孩子。
What?
什么?
Look how nervous he gets! We haven't slept together in years!
看他有多緊張!我們都好幾年沒上過床了!
That's funny. Does it does it hurt? Does the labor hurt?
那可真搞笑。會痛嗎?生孩子會痛嗎?
Okay, I've got one for you. If you had to, which would you rather eat? A Seeing Eye dog or a talking gorilla?
好吧,我想到一個。如果非吃不可,你要吃哪一個?千里眼的小狗還是會說話的猩猩?
I'd have to say the talking gorilla. Because at least I could explain to him that you're making me eat him.
我要選會說話的猩猩。因為至少我可以跟它解釋是你逼我吃掉它的。
Oh. Somebody went to college. Wow. What is it? I'm sorry.
某人念過大學哦。怎么了?對不起。
No, I'm sorry. It's just my foot itches like crazy.
對不起,我的腳好癢。
Oh. I'll get it.
讓我來吧。
Wow! I usually get to know a girl a little better before I let her spoon me.
通常我跟女人混熟之后才會讓她用湯匙幫我搔癢。
Relax. It's not like we're forking.
別激動,我們又不是要用"插"子。
Oh, that's five, Ross. Five women have had five babies and I have had no babies. Why doesn't she want to come out?
這都第五個了,羅斯。五個女人生了五個孩子,而我還是沒生。她為什么不肯出來?
You know what I think it is? I think you made such a nice home for her over the last nine months that she just doesn't want to leave.
你知道我在想什么嗎?我想九個月來她在你的身體里住得很舒服,所以不想離開。
Look at you making up crap for me. Oh, God.
你甚至在瞎掰哄我。天啊。
Twenty one hours. You're a hero.
21個小時了。你簡直是英雄。
Doctor you gotta do something! I gotta you gotta give me drugs or you gotta light a fire up in there and just smoke it out.
醫生,你得想想辦法,給我用藥吧或是放火把她熏出來!
Actually, I think you're ready to go to the delivery room.
事實上,我想你可以進產房了。
What?
什么?
Dr. Long: Ten centimeters. You're about to become a mom.
開了10公分了,你快當媽媽了。
Oh my God. Ok. Ha ha ha beat you! Sucker!
天啊,好吧。打敗你了,遜鬼!
Oh, my God! That's the doctor who was in my room before.
天啊,他就是剛剛來看過我的醫生。
Okay, Mr. Percocet.
好吧,幻想先生。
I'm telling you, the guy from that show was here in my room asking me all these weird questions.
我跟你說,電視里的那個人剛剛來過,還問了我一堆怪問題。
Cliff, do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here in your room?
克利夫,你真的相信電視明星來過你的房間?
Rachel's having her baby!
瑞秋要生了!
That's him! You know him?
就是他!你認識他嗎?
Ok. Ok. I Ok umm...this...I I sent my friend Joey in here to find out stuff about you.
好吧,我……好吧。我派我朋友喬伊來調查你。
Umm, if you know, if it helps you came off great. A lot better than I'm coming off right now.
如果有幫助的話……我們覺得你是個好人。比現在的我好多了。
I don't believe this. You you got him to pretend he was some fake doctor?
我不敢相信。你要他假扮醫生?
Fake? Excuse me? Hello?
假扮?對不起?看這里。
And then you tried to make me think I was crazy?
你還要我以為自己瘋了?
You're right, that was wrong. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. It's just that I liked you so much. Can we just, can we just start over?
那樣是不對的,我非常抱歉。那只是因為我非常喜歡你。我們能重新開始嗎?
I don't think so.
我覺得不行。
Uh, if if I may? Umm umm look, Cliff, you told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right? And maybe maybe it would help if if you knew some personal stuff about her.
我可以說話嗎?你跟我透露了很多你的私事。或許你應該知道一些關于她的私事。
Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer. Uh, she gave birth to her brother's triplets. Oh! Oh! Oh! Her her twin sister used to do porn! Uh...
她曾跟男同志冰舞選手結婚。她幫她弟弟生下三胞胎。她的雙胞胎姐姐曾是A片女優。
Joey, we're trying to dial down the crazy. Right.
喬伊,你簡直是越抹越黑。 對。
Umm, look we don't, we don't really know each other so it would be really easy to just forget about this, but there seems to be something between us.
我們對彼此并不太了解,要忘記這次相遇很容易。但我們對彼此都有感覺。
And I don't know about you but that doesn't happen to me a lot.
我不知道你是怎么樣,但我不常有這種奇妙邂逅。
It doesn't happen to me either. Me neither!
我也是。 我也是。
Push. Push. We're gonna push for five more seconds.
用力。你得再用力五秒。
Five, four... Three, two, one! Oh!
五、四…… 三、二、一!噢!
Ok, the next contraction should be in about twenty seconds.
下一次陣痛是20秒后。
I can't. I can't push anymore, I can't. Sweetie you're doing great.
我沒辦法再用力了。 你表現得很好。
Oh, God! Twenty seconds, my ass!
天啊!這根本就不到20秒嘛!
Here we go. Okay, keep pushing.
來吧,繼續用力。
Come on, come on. Push. Wait.
加油。 用力,等一下。
I see something.
我看到了什么。
What, you do? You do? Oh, my God!
什么,真的嗎?我的天啊!
Don't say, "Oh my God!" Oh my God what? What is that?
別說"我的天啊!" 我的天啊是什么? 那是什么?
It's the baby's buttock, she's breech.
寶寶的屁股,她倒位了。
Oh thank God, I thought she had two heads. Oh, God!
我還以為她有兩個頭。 天啊!
Is she gonna be okay?
她沒事吧?
She's gonna be fine. Okay.
她沒事的。 好吧。
She's in a more difficult position so you're gonna have to push even harder now. Go! Push! Go! Go!
她的胎位不正,你得更加用力才行。就是那樣,用力。 加油!加油!
Rachel, you're gonna have to push even harder. Nothing is happening.
瑞秋,你得更用力,還沒有任何變化。
I'm sorry, I can't! I can't! Yes, you can. I know you can do this. Let's go.
抱歉,我辦不到! 不,我知道你辦得到。加油。
I had no idea. Please, you do it for me!
我不知道咋辦。拜托,幫我用力吧!
Let's go. One more time. One final push, ready? One, two, three.
來吧,再來一次。最后一次,準備好了嗎?一、二、三。
Good.
很好。
Keep pushing!
繼續用力!
Are you okay?
你沒事吧?
You have no idea how much this hurts. Keep going! Keep going!
你不知道那有多痛。繼續用力!
Here we go!
好了!
She's upside down but she's coming! She's coming!
寶寶胎位不正,但她要出來了!
Oh, God! Oh! Oh, my God!
天啊! 我的天啊!
Oh, my God, she's here.
天啊,她出來了。
Oh, she's perfect.
她太完美了。
Oh, wow! Oh, she's so tiny. Where'd she go?
哇,她好小啊。她要去哪里?
They're just they're just wrapping her up.
他們得先把她包起來。
Okay. Well, be careful with her, she's really tiny.
好吧,小心一點,她真的很小。
Here she is.
寶寶來嘍。
Oh hey you. Oh. Thanks for coming out of me.
你好呀。謝謝你終于出來了。
I know. Oh. Yeah. Oh, she's looking at me. Hi! I know you.
我知道。她在看我。嗨,我認識你。
Do we have a name yet? No, not yet.
你們取好名字了嗎? 還沒有。
That's fine. For now we'll just call her Baby Girl Greene.
沒關系,先叫她格林之女。
Oh, no. Baby Girl Geller Greene.
不,蓋勒·格林之女。
Hello, Baby Girl.
你好,小姑娘。
Can we come in? Oh, come on in.
我們能進去嗎? 請進。
Oh, there she is. Oh, she's so beautiful.
她在那里。 她好漂亮。
Here.
來吧。

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