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Ross? Can I ask you something?
羅斯？我能問你一件事嗎？
When Carol was pregnant with Ben, were you this irritating? Wow!
卡羅爾懷本的時候，你有這么暴躁嗎？ 喔！
Excuse me? Oh nothing. Nothing! You just uh, you've been a little short with me lately. I'm not trying to irritate you.
你說什么？ 沒事，你只是……你最近對我很不耐煩。我無意惹毛你。
Well, then, you must have a natural talent for it.
那么你一定是有惹毛我的天份。
You know what? The doctor will be in soon. Why don't we not speak until then?
醫生馬上就要過來了。我們在那之前還是別說話了吧？
Okay. Seriously. Breathe louder, Ross. That's great.
好吧。呼吸聲再大一點，羅斯，感覺真好。
You know we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human half pure evil!
我們應該問醫生她知不知道怎么接生半人半魔的孩子！
Hi, Dr. Long. How are you?
朗醫生，你好嗎？
Oh, you're nice to her.
你對她倒很好。
She has the drugs.
她手上有藥。
We'll do a quick check. Okay.
我幫你快速檢查一下。 好的。
So eight days late, huh? Yeah.
已經遲了八天嗎？ 對。
You must be getting a little uncomfortable.
你一定覺得很不舒服。
Yeah, just a tad.
對，只有一點。
You're about 80% effaced. So you're on your way. It still could last a little while longer. If you're anxious, there are a few ways to help things along.
宮口已經擴張了八成，就快了。但你可能還得等上一陣子。如果你很著急，有些方法可以促產。
Do them!
那就趕緊的吧！
Actually, they're things that you can do. Just some home remedies, but in my experience I've found that some of them are very effective.
事實上你們可以自助。在家里做治療。根據我的經驗，我發現有些方法很有效。
Well, we are ready to try anything.
我們愿意嘗試任何方法。
Okay. There's an herbal tea you can drink.
好的，你可以喝一種藥草茶。
You can take some castor oil. There's eating spicy foods.
你可以喝蓖麻子油，吃辣的食物。
Great. We will do all of those.
我們全都愿意嘗試。
Taking a long walk. Good. Done.
長時間散步。 很好，沒問題。
And there's the one that's proved most effective: Sex.
據證實，最有效的方法就是做愛。
You've got to be kidding me!
你一定是在開玩笑！
Good job, Joe! Well done! Top notch!
演得好，喬伊！太棒了！超一流！
You liked it? You really liked it? Oh, yeah!
你真的喜歡嗎？ 當然喜歡！
Well, which part exactly?
你具體喜歡哪個部份？
The whole thing! Can we go?
整部電影！我們走吧？
Oh no no no, hold give give me some specifics.
不，說具體一點。
I loved the specifics. The specifics were the best part.
我就喜歡具體細節，細節處理得最棒了。
Hey, what about the scene with the kangaroo? Did did you like that part?
有袋鼠出場的那場戲呢？你喜歡嗎？
I was surprised to see a kangaroo in a World War I epic.
看到一戰的電影里出現袋鼠我嚇了一大跳。
You fell asleep! There was no kangaroo! They didn't take any of my suggestions! Thanks a lot for coming buddy. See you later.
你睡著了！電影里面根本沒有袋鼠！我的建議他們一條都沒采納！謝謝你來捧場，回頭見。
Don't go. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
別走。我很抱歉。
Look, this guy fell asleep! He fell asleep too! Be mad at him! Or call an ambulance!
看，這家伙睡著了！他也睡著了！生他的氣啊！或是叫救護車來！
Hey! Hey. Hi!
嗨。 嗨。 嗨。
What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come?
醫生說什么？知道寶寶何時會出生嗎？
No. But she did give us some ideas on how to induce labor.
不知道。她教了我們一些促產的方法。
Yeah, we tried them all. We went for a walk, uh we tried a special tea, caster oil, spicy food, nothing has worked.
我們都試過了。我們去散了步，喝了茶，吃蓖麻子油跟辣的食物，全都沒用。
Well, there is one thing that we didn't try, but someone thinks that, "That will open up a can of worms."
有個方法我們沒試。但某人覺得那會惹來大麻煩。
What is it? What is it? If it's gonna help bring the baby here, today...I mean, I think you should do it.
什么方法？如果有辦法讓寶寶今天就出生，我覺得你們應該試試看。
It's sex. Do it!
我們得做愛。 那就做啊！
Monica! I'm just saying it's been a really long time for you.
莫妮卡！ 你們很久沒做愛了。
I mean, women have needs. Do it. Get yours.
我是說女人也有需要。快去吧，滿足你的需要。
Oh I I I don't know about that. No, I think that if the two of you had sex the the the repercussions would be catastrophic.
這種事我可說不好。我覺得如果你們兩個做了愛，那浮動診胎法一定會出大問題。
All right, let's be practical. If Ross isn't willing to do it, he's not the only guy in the world you can have sex with. I mean, You could borrow Chandler Chandler is good!
好吧，我們實際一點。如果羅斯不愿意，這世上不只有他能跟你做愛。你可以借用錢德勒，錢德勒很厲害。
Monica, what is the matter with you?
莫妮卡 你這是怎么了
Nothing. I just want the baby to be born today.
沒什么，我只是希望寶寶能在今天出生。
Why? Why today?
為什么一定要是今天？
Ok fine! I keep betting Phoebe that you're gonna have the baby and, I don't wanna lose again!
好吧。我一直在跟菲比打賭你會生，我不想再輸錢了。
What? ! While she's been going through this hell, you've been making money? ! You're betting on your friend staying in this misery? !
什么？她這么痛苦你們卻在賭錢？你們拿朋友持續經受痛苦來當賭注？
I'll take that bet. What?
我也要賭。 什么？
Well, I'm miserable here! I may as well make some money out of it!
我已經夠慘了，還不如找點錢賺。
Can I get some of that action?
我也可以加入嗎？
Wait a minute. I'm betting against all of you?
等等，現在變成我跟你們三個對賭？
Oh honey, don't worry. I really do feel like tomorrow it's gonna happen.
別擔心，我真的覺得明天就要生了。
Oh, ok!
好吧。
Hey, Sleeping Beauty.
嘿，睡美人。
Where have you been? ! I tried to call you! I wanna talk to you! I still feel so bad!
你跑到哪里去了？打電話都不接。我想跟你談談，我還是覺得很過意不去。
Oh, no. Were you upset? Did you lose sleep?
不是吧，你不開心了嗎？睡不著覺了嗎？
I'm so sorry.
我很抱歉。
Uh huh look, the only reason I came over here was to settle things between us!
我之所以過來解決我們之間的問題。
Ok? You've done a lot for me and my career, I wanted to pay you back by taking you to the premiere but you missed it!
是因為你幫了我很多忙。我想請你去看首映會來報答你，但你卻睡著了。
Ok, so how much do I owe you? What?
我欠你多少錢？ 什么？
Give me a number. I don't wanna owe you anything.
給我個數字，我不想欠你。
You don't owe me anything.
你什么都不欠我。
I don't want your... Ah ah ah! We're doing this!
我不要你的…… 說還就還！
Ok, now you got me my first set of head shots. Right, how much were those?
你幫我付第一次大頭照的費用多少錢？
I don't know, $500.
我不知道，五百塊。
Okay, $500. What else?
好吧，五百塊。還有呢？
Well then there was the second set, the infamous booger head shots.
還有第二組大頭照。惡評如潮的"鼻涕蟲"大頭照。
Okay, so that's another $500. That's 500 and 500. That's...
好吧，再加五百塊。五百加五百是……
You want a calculator? Please.
你需要計算器嗎？ 謝謝。
Here.
拿去。
All right, what else?
好吧，還有呢？
Well, there was acting classes, stage combat classes, tap classes...
還有表演課、舞臺打斗課、踢踏舞課……
Which we're still keeping under our hats.
這些天知地知你知我知就好。
Uh then there was that dialect coach who helped you with that play where you needed a southern accent. Which after twenty hours of lessons still came out Jamaican.
我還付錢請教練教你說南方腔。上了20小時的課后，你還是滿口牙買加腔。
What the hell are you talking about? The South will rise again, man.
你在胡說什么？"南方將會再起，兄弟"。
Yes, money well spent.
對，那筆錢花得很值得。
Okay, what else? Rent.
好吧，還有呢？房租。
Okay. Two, three years of rent, utilities, food...
兩三年的房租、水電費、伙食費……
Ok. Ok, so I'm writing you a check for...
好吧，我寫張支票給你……
So you fell asleep during my movie. Big deal, right? How do you clear this thing?
你不就是看我電影的時候睡著了嘛。沒什么大不了的，對吧？這玩意要怎么清除
Come on. Finish your enchilada.
把你的墨西哥卷吃掉。
Ross I We tried all the spicy food. It's not working.
羅斯，我們試過所有的辛辣食品，根本沒用。
Okay, here, have one of these peppers.
好吧，拿去，吃根辣椒。
Oh oh ha...Oh God! So...so hot! Oh my By the way, you don't wanna touch the pepper and then touch your eye.
天啊。好辣。我的天啊。對了，拿過辣椒之后別用手摸眼睛。
I am feeling nothing.
我什么感覺都沒有。
Speaking of hot, watching you do that really makes me want to have sex with you.
說到辣，看到你現在的樣子讓我很想跟你做愛。
Stop it.
別鬧了。
Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with all this other stuff? ! We know what's gonna work! It's doctor recommended!
來嘛，羅斯！我們為什么要浪費時間？明知道這招很管用。這是醫生的建議。
I'm sorry. But we have to have some boundaries. My God, I'm dying.
抱歉，但我們總該有點分寸。天啊，我快辣死了。
Oh come on, Ross, I mean we've done it before we'll do it again, it'll be a nice way to bookend the pregnancy.
來嘛，羅斯。我們以前都做過，再做一次又怎樣。這也算是給我的懷孕期畫上圓滿句號了。
This is insane, I'm not gonna make love to you just so you'll go into labor.
這太瘋狂了。我不會因為要讓你生孩子就跟你做愛。
Make love? What are you, a girl?
做愛？你是娘娘腔嗎？
Always a great way to get into a man's pants.
想讓男人脫褲子，說這種話最管用了。
But you will, you will be performing a service. Ok? Just just think of me as a ketchup bottle, you know you you sometimes have to bang on the end of it just to get something to come out.
你就當是在提供服務，把我當成一罐番茄醬。有時候你得敲敲瓶底才能把番茄醬倒出來。
I love when you talk dirty to me.
我喜歡你滿嘴淫話的樣子。
Oh, I know it. You're right. That's not sexy. Oh...Oh! Whoops! Oh, I seem to have dropped my fork. Let me just bend over and get it.
我知道。你說得對。那樣一點都不性感。我把叉子給掉了。我得彎下腰去撿。
Oh, God!
天啊！
Ok, enough! This is, this is not going to happen.
好吧，夠了。我是不會跟你做的。
Oh come on Ross! I'm miserable here! Come on! You started this, now you finish it! Come on wuss, make love to me.
來吧，羅斯，我真的很難受。來吧，這是你惹出來的事，你得負責到底來吧，懦夫，跟我做愛吧。
You know what? What?
你知道嗎？ 什么？
Forget it.
算了。
Oh, wow! What now Ross you're not gonna talk? How on earth will you ever annoy me?
怎么了？羅斯，你不想談嗎？你到底要惹我惹到什么時候？
Oh, wait a minute, I know.
等一下，我知道了。
I mean you'd think the damn jalepeno would've cleared up your sinuses, but no! That's not enough...What are you doing?
你以為吃點辣椒就能治好你的鼻竇炎嗎？才不會呢那可不夠……你在干什么？
I'm getting that baby out of you!
我要讓你把寶寶生出來！
Oh, God! I know.
天啊！ 我知道。
Oh, no, no, no. I think my water just broke.
不。我覺得我的羊水破了。
I am good. Ok! Ok! Uh, I I got the pillow! Uh I got the bag!
我太厲害了！好吧，我拿了枕頭還有包包。
You got the keys? I got the keys.
你拿了鑰匙嗎？ 我拿了。
We're having a baby.
我們的寶寶要出生了。
I didn't uh, really have time to read this part of the books, but do you think do you think we have time...
我還來不及看書上的這個章節，但你覺得我們還有時間……
Not so much. Okay.
來不及了。 好吧。
200. Thank you.
200。 謝謝。
That's it. I'm done. I don't care when the baby comes. No more betting.
就這樣吧，我不在乎寶寶何時出生。我不想再賭了。
Okay.
好吧。
Hello? Uh huh. Uh huh. Ok. I guess we can bet one more time.
喂？好。我們再賭一次也無妨。
Is Rachel having the baby? How did you know that?
瑞秋要生了嗎？ 你怎么知道？
Joey! Chandler! It's time.
喬伊！錢德勒！時間到了。
They're at the coffee house.
他們在咖啡廳。
You know everything!
你什么都知道！
Oh wait, double or nothing. I bet you the baby is over seven pounds.
等一下，我跟你賭寶寶超過七磅重。
I bet you it has hair! I bet you it's a girl.
我跟你賭寶寶有頭發，我跟你賭是女兒。
We know it's a girl.
我們知道她要生女兒。
I'll give you really good odds.
我給你很高的賠率。
