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Monica: It's so weird, how did Joey end up kissing Charlie last night? I thought you'd end up kissing Charlie.
真是太奇怪了，喬伊昨晚最后怎么會去親查莉呢？我還以為最后會是你去親查莉。
Ross: Hey, I thought I'd end up kissing Charlie too ok? But surprise!
嘿，我也這么以為啊！但是……驚喜！
Chandler: I missed most of the party.
我錯過大部分的派對。
Chandler: Charlie's a girl, right?
查莉是女生，對吧？
Ross: Yes, she is this new professor in my department that I did not kiss.
是的，她是剛來我系而我沒親到的那個新教授。
Rachel: I don't know why Joey had to kiss her! I mean, of all the girls at the party, God!
我不知道為什么喬伊要親她！有這么多女生在派對上，天啊！
Ross: Why do you care so much?
你為什么這么在乎呢？
Monica: Yes, Rachel, why do you care so much?
是啊，瑞秋，你為什么這么在乎呢？
Rachel: Be-cause Ross is the father of my child!
因為羅斯是我孩子的父親！
Rachel: You know ... and I ... want him to hook up with lots of women!
你知道的，而我希望他可以有機會跟很多女人交往！
Rachel: Look, I just, All I'm saying is, I don't think that Joey and Charlie have anything in common.
我的意思是說，我不認為喬伊跟查莉有任何相同之處。
Ross: I don't know, they seem to have a shared interest in each other's tonsils.
我不知道，他們似乎對彼此的扁桃腺有相同的興趣。
Phoebe: Wow, Joey and a professor! Can you imagine, if they had kids and if-if the kids got her intelligence and Joey's raw sexual magnetism ... those nerds will get laaaaaid!
哇，喬伊跟大學教授，你們能想像萬一他們有小孩嗎？如果小孩子遺傳到她的智慧……還有喬伊的原始性吸引力……書呆子可以歇歇了！
Rachel: All right, so ... Ross, you're ok with all this? I mean…
好了，羅斯你對這一切都沒關系嗎？我是說……
Ross: Yeah, it's no big deal. I mean, I just met her and I'm fine with it.
又沒有什么大不了的，我才剛認識她 我沒事的。
Ross: Oh, God. I forgot how hot she was! I'm gonna get some more coffee.
天啊，我忘了她有多辣了！我要去多倒些咖啡。
Joey: Hey!
嘿！
All: Hi!
嘿！
Charlie: Oh you know, I'll come with you.
喔，我跟你去。
Ross: Ok.
好的。
Chandler: So, a professor, uh?
是教授嗎？
Joey: Yeah! She is cool, and she's so smart!
是啊，她真酷，而且很聰明！
Joey: Her mind is totally acrimonious.
她的內心是完全的“尖酸刻薄”。
Joey: That's not how she used it.
她好像不是那樣用那個詞的。
Charlie: I feel like I owe you an explanation. I don't ordinarily go around kissing guys at parties.
我覺得我應該向你解釋……我通常不會在派對上亂親男生的。
Charlie: I'm ... well, I'm kind of embarrassed. I really hope you don't think less of me.
我……嗯，我有點難為情。我希望你不會因此而瞧不起我。
Ross: No, think less of you! No, I don't think less of you. I mean, you-you saw someone you liked and you kissed them.
不，瞧不起你？我不會瞧不起你的。我是說，你看到喜歡的人，然后你親了他。
Ross: I mean, those people who-who like someone and-and don't kiss them ... those-those people are stupid, I hate those people.
那些有喜歡的人，卻又不親他們的人……那些人是笨蛋，我恨死那些人了。
Charlie: You know, actually I'm a little surprised to myself.
事實上，我自己也是很驚訝。
Charlie: I mean, Joey is so different from the guys I usually date. I mean, they're all professors, and intellectuals, and paleontologists mostly, you know, very cerebral ...
我是說，喬伊跟我以前交往的人太不同了。他們全都是教授、高知識份子，大部分是古生物學家，你知道的，非常有理智……
Ross: Yeah, I know the type.
是的，我知道那一類型的人。
Joey: Hey, if you wanna you know grab a bite before work we'd better get acrimonious. No? Am I getting close?
如果你想要在上班前先吃點東西，我們最好趕快“尖酸刻薄”。不對嗎？意思很接近吧？
Phoebe: Hey!
嘿！
Rachel: Hi!
嗨！
Monica: Hey!
嘿！
Phoebe: Hey you guys! Look what I just got.
嘿，你們瞧瞧我買了什么。
Rachel: Oh, wow, I love those! Where did you get them?
哇！我喜歡這雙鞋！你去哪買的？
Phoebe: I bought them off eBay!
我從eBay網站上買的！
Rachel: They used to belong to the late Shania Twain.
這本來屬于去世的仙妮亞·唐恩（加拿大流行樂天后）的。
Rachel: Phoebe, Shania Twain is still alive!
菲比，仙妮亞·唐恩還活著！
Phoebe: Oh, then I overpaid.
喔，那我多付錢了。
Monica: Hey, what's this?
嘿，這是什么？
Rachel: Oh, it's a gift certificate to this new Spa in SoHo.
喔，那是蘇活區一間新開水療中心的禮券。
Monica: Oh, you can't show Phoebe this! She hates those corporate massage chains.
你不能給菲比看到，她痛恨這些大型連鎖按摩中心的。
Rachel: Ah, why, now I can't get a massage? There are so many things that she disapproves of. I can't eat veal, I can't wear fur, I can't go hunting.
什么？我連按摩都不行嗎？有很多事情她都不準我們做。我不能吃小牛肉，我不能穿皮草，我不能去打獵。
Monica: Do you wanna go hunting?
你想要去打獵嗎？
Rachel: Well, I would like to have the option!
至少我要有選擇的權利！
Phoebe: What's up? Hey, Rachel!
那是什么？嘿，瑞秋？
Rachel: Ahh!
啊哈！
Phoebe: No, you can't go there!
不，你不能去！
Phoebe: You know how I feel about these "big massage places"! They're putting people like me out of business!
你知道我對這些按摩中心的觀感！它們害得像我這樣的人失業！
Monica: And she wants to go hunting, too!
她也想去打獵喔！
Rachel: Phoebe, come on, I don't wanna waste it! It would be like throwing away a hundred bucks!
菲比，別這樣，我不想浪費掉它！這就好像是白白丟掉一百塊！
Phoebe: Ok, this is not about the money, ok?
好了，這跟錢無關，好嗎？
Phoebe: It's-it's about, it's about corporate greed destroying our hearts and leaving us ... the-the hollow shells.
這跟大企業貪婪毀滅我們的心靈……然后讓我們只剩下空空的軀體。
Rachel: I don't care about any of that!
我根本不在乎那些！
Phoebe: Well, do you care about friendship?
那你在乎我們的友誼嗎？
Rachel: Oh!
哦嗚！
Phoebe: I feel really strongly about this, Rachel. Please, don't use this gift certificate. I'm asking you as a friend.
我對這個真的很反感，請不要用這張禮券，我以朋友的身分要求你。
Rachel: Oh, not as a friend, Phoebe! Fine, I won't use it!
喔，不要以朋友的身分，菲比！好啦，我不用就是了！
Phoebe: Promise?
保證嗎？
Rachel: I promise.
我保證。
Phoebe: Thank you.
謝謝。
Rachel: But I am going hunting!
不過我會去打獵的！
Monica: Hey honey! I missed you today!
嗨，親愛的，我今天好想你！
Chandler: Oh, yeah?
喔，是嗎？
Monica: Yeah. Hey. What'd you wanna do tonight?
是啊。你今晚想要做什么呢？
Chandler: Oh, well uh, maybe we could ...
或許我們可以……
Monica: Ok, trying to turn me on by making a mess? Know your audience!
好，想用把東西弄亂來讓我性奮嗎？多了解一下你的對象！
Monica: Besides, tomorrow we're doing those fertility tests and until then you need to keep your tadpoles in the tank.
況且，明天我們要做不孕癥的檢查 在那之前，你得要把你的蝌蚪放在池塘里。
Chandler: We really need to take those tests? You know, I don't like the words they use in those places, you know? They're so clinical. This is a pee-pee, that's a hoo-hoo.
我們一定要做那些檢查嗎？我不喜歡他們用的那些字眼，你知道嗎？太醫學化了。這是小弟弟，那是小妹妹。
Monica: Honey, we've been trying to have a baby for over a year.
親愛的，我們為了要懷孕已經試了一年了，
Monica:Just think it's a good idea to find out if everything's okay. Just a few routine tests.
只是覺得檢查一切是否正常是件好事。只是幾樣例行的檢查。
Chandler: But I don't wanna do it in a cup!
但是我不想要弄在一個杯子里！
Monica: What is the big deal?
有什么大不了的呢？
Chandler: It's weird! In a doctor's office?
很怪！在診所里？
Monica: It's not ok to do it in a doctor's office but it is ok to do it in a parked car behind a Taco Bell?
不能在診所做……但是在塔可鐘快餐后面的停車場就可以嗎？
Chandler: I cannot believe Ross told you that! And in my defense, it was a Wendy's!
我不敢相信羅斯告訴了你！但是我要澄清的是，那是在溫蒂漢堡！
Monica: Oh, ok, I don't wanna do this test either, but I really do think it's a good idea!
聽著，我也不想做那些檢查，但是我真的認為這是個好主意！
Chandler: Yeah, ok. I'm sure that doctor's office can't be worst than on a class trip to the Hershey's factory!
我想在醫院做總不會比……在去巧克力工廠的路上做還糟糕吧？
Monica: Oh!
喔！
Chandler: Oh, yeah! Rachel talks too!
是的！瑞秋也是大嘴巴！
Joey: Who says that wine has to cost more than milk!
誰說酒一定要比牛奶貴呢？
Joey: Heeey!
嘿！
Charlie: Hi!
嗨！
Joey: Come on in, how are ya?
請進，你好嗎？
Charlie: I'm good!
我很好！
Joey: Can I offer you a drink?
你要喝一杯嗎？
Charlie: Please, I have been crazed all day!
好的，我整天都忙瘋了！
Charlie: I had a meeting with the dean, and my syllabus for summer school is due and I'm writing the foreword for a friend's book ...
我跟系主任開了會，我暑期班的課程表又要交……然后我要幫一個朋友寫新書的序……
Joey: Yeah, I had a pretty hectic day at work too, today I had to open a door and go ohhhh!
我今天工作也很忙，今天我要開門然后出去！
Charlie: So I am just so excited to be here.
所以我很興奮能夠來到這里。
Charlie: I mean I can't wait to start exploring the city!
我等不及要發掘這個城市了！
Joey: Hey, if you need a tour guide ...
如果你需要導游……
Charlie: Oh, you mean it? That would be so fun!
你是說真的嗎？一定會很好玩！
Joey: Oh, yeah, definitely, definitely ok. Uh, what do you wanna see first?
喔，是一定的，好了，你想先去哪里呢？
Charlie: Oh, well, we can go see the Kronos Quartet at the Avery Fisher Hall.
我們可以去國家音樂廳聽克諾斯四重奏。
Joey: Ok!
好的！
Charlie: And, oh, there is a collection of Walt Whitman letters on display at the public library.
在市立圖書館有惠特曼書信的展覽。
Joey: I know, yeah!
我知道！
Charlie: Ahh. Uhm, but first, I have to see the MET!
但是，我想先去看看大都會博物館！
Joey: Ok, let me stop you right there. The Mets suck, ok? You wanna see the Yankees.
好的，讓我先打斷一下。大都會隊遜斃了，好嗎？你會比較喜歡洋基隊的。
Charlie: No, no, not the Mets, the MET, singular!
不，不是大都會隊，是大都會，是單數！
Joey: Which one, they all suck!
哪一隊？反正他們全部都很遜！
Charlie: The museum!
博物館！
Joey: I don't think so.
我可不認為這一隊會好到哪里去。
Rachel: Hi there!
嗨！
Receptionist: Hello, welcome to Lavender Day Spa. How may I help you?
嗨，歡迎光臨薰衣草芳香療法。我能為您服務嗎？
Rachel: Oh, hi. I'm, I have a massage appointment under Rachel Green.
嗨，我是瑞秋·格林，我有預約按摩。
Receptionist: Okay.
好的。
Rachel: and here is my gift certificate.
這是我的禮券。
Receptionist: This's been torn up.
這被撕掉了。
Rachel: And ... taped back together.
而且被粘回去了。
Receptionist: Ok, well, I'll call you as soon as your massage therapist is ready.
好的，等您的按摩師準備好后，我會馬上通知您的。
Rachel: Ok.
好的。
Receptionist: Have a seat through the glass doors.
請在玻璃門外的沙發坐一下。
Rachel: Through the glass doors.
在玻璃門外。
Receptionist: Through the glass doors.
在玻璃門外。
Rachel: Alrighty then.
好的。
Receptionist: Phoebe, your next client's in the waiting room.
菲比，你的下一位客人在候客室等著。
Phoebe: Ok. Do we have to talk like that when they're not around?
當客人不在的時候，我們也要這樣說話嗎？
Phoebe: Oh, no, no, no! Listen, is there someone who can fill in for me?
喔，不不不……聽著，有人可以幫我做這一個嗎？
Receptionist: Sorry, everyone is booked!
對不起，大家都被預約了！
Phoebe: But that woman can't know I work here. She's a friend of mine and I made this big stink about how awful this massage chains are.
那女人不能知道我在這里工作。她是我朋友，而我告訴她我很討厭這些糟糕的按摩連鎖店。
Receptionist: Then why do you work here?
那你為什么要在這里工作呢？
Phoebe: Cause it's good money! But that doesn't change the fact that this is an evil blood sucking corporate machine!
因為薪水很好啊！但是那并不會改變……這是個邪惡、吸血、大企業體的事實！
Receptionist: Well, I think this is a great place to work!
我倒是覺得這是個不錯的工作環境！
Phoebe: Ok, are they listening?
好，他們有在監聽嗎？
Joey: Ross!
羅斯！
Ross: Hi!
嗨！
Joey: I uh, I need to talk to you about Charlie.
我需要跟你談查莉的事。
Ross: Oh, do you, do you really?
喔，真的嗎？有必要嗎？
Joey: Yeah, I'm ... I'm kinda having a little problem.
是啊，我有一點小問題。
Ross: Look, if you don't know what the word "acrimonious" means, just don't use it!
聽著，如果你不知道“尖酸刻薄” 是什么意思，那就不要用它！
Joey: No, look, you know Charlie, right? She's cool, she's funny, her body is soo ...
聽著，你了解查莉，不是嗎？她很酷、風趣，而且她的身材又很……
Ross: Get to the problem!
說重點！
Joey: Right. It's just that she's so much smarter than all the girls I've ever dated! Combined!
好的，她只是比我約會過的所有女生……全部加起來都還要聰明！
Joey: You know, and I just, I don't want her to think I'm stupid!
你知道嗎？而我只是，我不想要讓她覺得我很笨！
Ross: Are you wearing two belts?
你系兩條皮帶嗎？
Joey: Eh, what do you know!
嘿，你怎么知道的呢？
Ross: You were saying you didn't wanna seem stupid.
你剛剛說你不想看起來很笨。
Joey: Right, right, right, well, she, like she wants to go to all this cultural places and I don't know how to talk about that stuff. You gotta help me out!
嗯，她想要去那些很有文化的地方……而我不知道要怎么談論那些東西，你一定要幫我！
Ross: You know, I-I really don't wanna get involved in you guy's relationship.
我不想要介入你們的關系當中。
Joey: Oh dude, please, come on, you're the smartest person I know and I-I really like this girl, ok, I-I don't wanna lose her.
老兄，拜托，別這樣 你是我認識的最聰明的人，而我真的很喜歡這個女生，好嗎？我不想要失去她。
Ross: Fine.
好啦。
Joey: Thanks.
謝謝。
Ross: Ok. Let's see. Oh, you-you should take her to the MET!
好的，讓我想想。喔，你應該帶她去大都會！
Joey: The Metsss!
大都會隊！
Ross: No-no-no! The MET! The Metropolitan Museum of Art.
不，大都會！大都會藝術博物館。
Joey: Oh, that's what she meant!
喔，原來她指的是那個！
Joey: You know, if they're gonna shorten it, they should call it the MUSE! you know? short for museum, and avoid all the confusion!
如果他們要用簡稱，應該把它叫做“博物”，你知道嗎？博物館的簡稱，避免混淆！
Ross: Yeah, yeah, most days the place is packed with confused angry baseball fans.
是啊，很多時候那地方都擠滿了混淆又生氣的棒球迷。
Joey: Ok, all right, so, I-I'll take her to the MET.
好的，那我帶她去大都會。
Ross: Yeah, uh, uh, ok, there's this great rare bookstore on Madison Avenue.
對了，在麥迪遜大道上有間很棒的書店。
Ross: You know what? She loves architecture, you know what you should do?
你知道嗎？她熱愛建筑？
Ross: You should take a walk down fifth to the Saint Patrick's Cathedral and there there's this great little pastry shop that she'd love.
你應該帶她從第五大道散步，到圣派屈克教堂在那邊有間很棒的烘培坊，她一定會喜歡。
Joey: Geez, sounds like you should be going on this date!
天啊，聽起來好像是你應該去約會才對！
Ross: But I'm not!
但是我并沒有！
Ross: You know what if you're in the mood for Thai food ...
你知道嗎，如果你有心情吃泰國食物……
Joey: Okay, slow down.
好的，說慢一點。
Joey: You're going way too fast. Okay? Just go back to the Met.
你說的太快了，好嗎？先回去講大都會。
Ross: Ok.
好的。
Joey: So, you gotta tell me exactly what to do there.
你必須要詳細告訴我在那邊要做什么。
Ross: Ok, when you walk in the museum, take a right, okah? that's the antiquities wing.
當你們進入博物館時，先向右轉……那邊是古代文物廳。
Ross: Ancient Egypt, Mesopotamia, up to the Byzantine Empire.
古埃及、美索不達米亞直到拜占庭帝國。
Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Ok, so, I walk in the door and make a right.
喔噢，喔噢，喔噢，喔噢，喔噢，好的，所以我進門以后，往右轉。
Chandler: I have a weird feeling about this place. I mean how do I know that they are not gonna secretly videotape me and put it all over the Internet.
我覺得這地方怪怪的，我怎么知道……他們會不會偷錄下來，然后放到網絡上呢？
Monica: Because, honey, I-I mean this in the sweetest way possible, nobody is gonna wanna watch that.
因為，親愛的……我以我能做到最甜美的方式告訴你……沒有人會想要看的。
Nurse: Mr. Bing? Here you are!
賓先生？拿去吧！
Nurse: You'll go into that room and deposit your specimen into the container.
進去那間房間，然后把樣本放入容器內。
Chandler: Deposit my specimen? You know, I usually have to call a 900 number for that kind of talk. Thanks, got it.
把樣本放入？我通常要打一些900電話才能聽到這種談話。謝謝，知道了。
Monica: All right, honey, my test is down the hall, are you sure you're gonna be ok?
好了，親愛的，我的檢查在另外一邊，你確定你還好嗎？
Chandler: Yeah, I guess!
是的，我想應該吧！
Monica: Look, I know this is embarrassing, but nobody cares! No one here even knows you!
聽著，我知道這很尷尬，但是沒有人在乎啊，在這里根本沒有人認識你！
Janice: Oh my God!
喔，我的天啊！
Chandler: Oh, Come on!
喔，瘟神啊！
Janice: How great is this!
這是不是太棒了呢？
Monica: Yeah, we're probably fertile, let's go home!
我們或許沒有不孕，我們回家吧！
Chandler: Why are you here?
你為什么會在這里呢？
Janice: Well, Sid and I are trying again and we had trouble last time because apparently we ...
西德跟我想要再試一次，我們上一次有問題……
Chandler: No no no, I mean, why? why is she here?
不不不，我是說，為什么？為什么她會在這里？
Janice: Oh! Someone's a little cranky today 'cause they have to do it in a cup! Oh! They gave you the kiddy size.
有人今天不太高興，因為他們要弄到一個杯子里面……喔，他們給你小孩用的杯子。
