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Joey: Hey, you guys, what're you doing tomorrow night?
嘿，你們明天晚上有事嗎？
Chandler:Oh, well, let me see ... I-I believe I'm ... yes, falling asleep in front of the TV.
嗯，讓我看看，我想我……是的，會在電視機前面睡著。
Joey: Look, my agent hooked me up with six tickets to a great play.
聽著，我經紀人給我六張票，去看一出很棒的舞臺劇。
Chandler: I could fall asleep at a play.
我也可以在那出舞臺劇演出時睡覺。
Phoebe: What is it?
是什么樣的舞臺劇？
Joey: It's a one-woman play called "Why don't you like me: a bitter woman's journey through life".
是一個女人的獨場戲叫做《你為什么不喜歡我？一個悲慘女人的生命歷程》。
Monica: It sounds interesting!
聽起來挺有趣的！
Ross: Yeah, it does sound interesting, I mean, to listen to a woman complain for two hours, I don't think it gets bett ...
是，聽起來挺有趣的，聽一個女人抱怨兩個小時，我不認為那會更……
Phoebe: I know, I know, we can drive, we can vote, we can work, what more do these broads want?
我知道，我們可以開車，可以投票，可以工作那些女人還想要什么呢？
Joey: Well, you guys are gonna have a great time, I promise!
你們會喜歡的，我保證！
Ross: What? How-how come you don't have to go!
什么？為什么你不去呢？
Joey: Oh, I wish I could but I just found out that I have to be at work really early the next day, so, I can't go, but, you know, take the extra ticket and invite whoever you want.
噢，我希望我可以，但是我發現……我隔天要很早就起來工作，所以我不能去，但是你們可以用剩下的那張票，邀請任何人去都可以。
Chandler: Woo, let's see, who do I hate?
唔，讓我瞧瞧我最恨誰呢？
Rachel: Oh, sorry ...
唔，不好意思……
Rachel: Oops, sorry.
噢，不好意思。
Joey: Hey, here you go.
嘿，這兒走。
Rachel: Ooh ... oooh ... oh, ah ...
哦哦哦，啊……
Rachel: Can I ask you a question?
我可以問你一個問題嗎？
Monica: Yeah.
好啊。
Rachel: Do you think it's possible, uh, for two friends to-to fool around and-and not have it be a big deal?
你覺得有沒有可能兩個朋友……打情罵俏后不會有事情發生？
Monica: No, I don't think it ever works. Why?
不可能，為什么？
Rachel: No reason.
沒事。
Monica: No, no, Rachel?
等一等，瑞秋？
Rachel: Yeah！
耶！
Monica: Who do you wanna fool around with?
你想要跟誰打情罵俏呢？
Rachel: Nobody, forget it!
沒有人，別想太多！
Rachel: Maybe.
或許吧。
Monica: You can't!
不行！
Rachel: Why?
為什么？
Rachel: Ok, seriously I did not understand a word you just said.
說真的，你說什么我一點都不了解。
Monica: In the hall.
到外面去。
Rachel: Ok.
好。
Monica: You wanna fool around with Joey?
你想要跟喬伊打情罵俏？
Rachel: Yeah! You know what, ever since I had that dream about him, I can't get it out of my head!
是啊！自從我做過那個夢之后，我就一直忘不了！
Rachel: And I mean what's the big deal, people do it all the time!
我是說那又會怎樣？很多人都是那樣做的！
Monica: Who? Who do you know that are friends that just fool around?
誰？你認識誰只在打情罵俏的？
Rachel: Ok, off the top of my head ... Don and Janet.
好的，隨便想想……唐跟珍娜。
Monica: Uhm, who are they?
額，他們是誰？
Rachel: I uh, I know them from work.
工作上認識的人。
Monica: Both of them?
兩個都是嗎？
Rachel: No, one of them.
不，只有其中一個。
Monica: Which one?
哪一個？
Rachel: I don't know, what were the names I just said?
我不知道，我剛才說了哪些名字呢？
Monica: Rachel, things can get incredibly complicated.
瑞秋，事情會變得很復雜的。
Rachel: All right, all right, all right, you're right, I won't do anything with Joey, I just thought that we Ok so that would be two cups of tarragon, one pound of baking soda and one red onion?
好吧，你說的對，我不會對喬伊怎樣的，我只是以為……好的，那就兩杯的龍蒿、一磅的蘇打粉還有紅洋蔥？
Monica: What the hell are you cooking? !
你是想要煮什么呢？
Ross: Hey!
嘿！
Joey and Monica and Chandler: Hey!
嘿！
Ross: Hey, you guys won't believe what I have to do for work today.
嘿，你們不會相信我今天要做什么樣的工作。
Chandler: Yes, but, Ross you chose a career of talking about dinosaurs.
但是羅斯，是你自己選擇要談論恐龍的工作的。
Ross: There're these two professors who are joining my department and I have to meet them here and show them around campus.
有兩個教授要加入我的部門，而我要在這里跟他們碰面，然后帶他們到校園看看。
Monica: What's so bad about that?
那怎么會糟糕呢？
Ross: Well I just know they're gonna be a couple of old windbags wearing tweed jackets with suede elbow patches.
我只知道他們會是那種老空談者，穿著在手肘的地方縫上仿麂皮的花呢外套。
Monica: Ross?
羅斯？
Ross: These aren't suede.
這些不是仿麂皮。
Charlie: Excuse me, um, I'm looking for someone. You don't, by any chance, know a Ross Geller?
不好意思，我在找人。你認不認識 一個叫做羅斯·蓋勒的？
Gunther: No.
不認識。
Ross: Hey, hi, hi, I'm, I'm Ross Geller.
嗨，嗨，我是羅斯·蓋勒。
Charlie: Oh, hi. I'm professor Wealer.
嗨，我是魏勒教授。
Ross: Oh, oh, that's, that's, that's nice.
喔，這……這太好了。
Charlie: It's a ... It's good to meet you!
很高興見到你！
Charlie: Thank you so much for taking the time out to show me around.
謝謝你愿意花時間幫我介紹環境。
Ross: Oh, no, it's no big deal, I mean, if I weren't doing this I'd just, you know, be at the gym working out.
不，這一點也不麻煩的。如果我沒有這樣做，反正我也只是在健身房健身而已。
Monica: Is he gonna introduce us?
他會介紹我們嗎？
Chandler: Nah, I think we're just blurry shapes to him now.
我想他現在根本就看不到我們。
Charlie: Um, by the way, I-I really enjoyed your paper on the connection between geographic isolation and rapid mutagenesis.
對了，我真的很喜歡你寫的……地域隔絕與快速突變之間關系的論文。
Ross: Oh, I wrote that in one night.
喔，我一個晚上就寫完了。
Monica: Twenty bucks says they're married within the month.
我賭二十塊錢他們一個月內就會結婚。
Ross: We should probably get going, uh, you know, we got a lot of ground to cover.
那么我們最好走吧，我們有很多地方要去。
Charlie: Oh, ah, isn't there another professor that is supposed to come with us?
不是有另外一位教授要加入我們嗎？
Ross: I don't think so.
我想應該沒有。
Charlie: I'm-I'm pretty sure, professor Spafford from Cornell?
我非常確定，是從康乃爾來的史伯夫教授。
Ross: Oh, well he's obviously late and the rule in my class is "if you can't come on time, then don't come at all".
他可能是遲到了，而我上課的規矩就是：如果你不能準時到，那就干脆不要到。
Ross: An option that many of my students use.
我很多學生最后都選擇后者。
Ross: Shall we?
我們要走了嗎？
Charlie: You don't think we should wait for him?
我們不用等他嗎？你知道嗎？
Ross: Oh, you know what, he's a big boy, I'm sure he'll find us, ok?
他是個大男孩了，我確定他可以找到我們的，好嗎？
Professor Spafford: Professor Geller?
蓋勒教授嗎？
Ross: Oh, damn it!
喔，媽的！
Jane: Hi Joey it's Jane Rogers, can't wait for your party tonight.
嗨，喬伊，我是珍·羅杰，等不及要參加你今晚的派對了。
Jane: Listen, I forgot your address, can you give me a call? Thanks, bye.
我忘記你的地址了，可以回電給我嗎？謝謝，再見。
Joey: Hey!
嘿！
Rachel: Hey!
嘿！
Joey: What's happening?
怎么了？
Rachel: Yeah, it's a real shame you can't make it to that one-woman show tonight.
真可惜你沒有辦法參加今晚的女人獨角戲。
Joey: Oh, I'd love to, but I gotta get up so early the next day, you know? You know me, work comes first.
啊嗚，我也想去，但是我隔天要好早起來。你知道我的，工作最重要。
Rachel: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
是啊，是啊。
Message: Hi Joey, it's Jane Rogers, can't wait for your party tonight.
嗨，喬伊，我是珍·羅杰，等不及參加你今晚的派對了。
Joey: Stupid Jane Rogers!
珍·羅杰，你還真蠢！
Rachel: You are having a party tonight? !
你今晚要開派對？
Joey: No!
沒有！
Rachel: Joey!
喬伊！
Joey: Yeah ... Kinda having a ... a thing for the Days Of Our Life's people.
是的……我幫《我們的日子》的人員辦了一個聚會。
Rachel: And you weren't gonna tell us? How did you think you were gonna get away with that?
而你卻不告訴我們？你認為你可以逃得掉嗎？
Joey: I do it every year.
我每年都這樣做啊。
Rachel: You do that every year?
你每年都這樣做！
Joey: I didn't have to tell you that! God, I'm stupider than Jan Rogers!
我不需要告訴你的！天啊，我比珍·羅杰還愚蠢！
Rachel: Oh, that's why you got us tickets to that play, to get rid of us? !
喔，所以你就給我們去看舞臺劇的票甩掉我們！
Joey: Yeah ...
是啊……
Rachel: And last year is that why you sent us to that medieval times restaurant?
去年你就送我們去那間中古世紀餐廳？
Joey: Yeah ...
是啊……
Rachel: And the year before that, when you set up that nighttime tour of that button factory?
而前年你幫我們安排紐扣工廠之旅？
Joey: I can't believe you guys went for that one!
我不敢相信那個你們也會去！
Rachel: Joey, why wouldn't you invite us to your parties?
你為什么不邀請我們參加你的派對呢？
Joey: All right, you're fine, ok? But everyone else acts like an idiot around famous people!
你還好，但是其他人在名人面前都表現的像傻瓜一樣！
Rachel: Well, then so just invite me ...
那么，就只邀請我就好了啊……
Joey: Please, I was trying to be nice, you're the worst one!
拜托，我只是在說好聽的話，你是最糟糕的！
Rachel: Oh, Joey, come on! Please, please! Let me come, I will behave, I promise!
喬伊，別這樣！拜托啦！讓我參加，我會克制自己，我保證。
Rachel: I will behave! Please, please, please ...
我會克制自己！拜托……
Joey: Ok, ok! Ok! Fine! You can come, but don't tell anybody else. It's up on the roof at 8.
好啦，你可以參加。但是不要告訴其他人，八點鐘在屋頂上面。
Rachel: Oh, a soap opera roof party!
喔，肥皂劇屋頂派對！
Rachel: I'm going to a soap opera roof party! Oh my God, oh my God!
我要參加肥皂劇屋頂派對！喔，我的天啊！
Rachel: And it's out of my system!
好了，發泄完了！
Professor Spafford: And then my wife and I went on a cruise to the Galapagos.
然后我老婆跟我搭游輪到加拉巴哥。
Professor Spafford: There was a sea food buffet you wouldn't believe.
你們不會相信他們的海鮮自助餐廳有多棒。
Professor Spafford: There were clams, and mussels, and oysters, and cracked crab, and snow crab, and king crab. It's a pity I'm allergic to shellfish.
有蛤蜊、河蚌還有生蠔，還有螃蟹……還有花蟹……還有帝王蟹。真可惜我對殼類海鮮對敏。
Ross: So, where did you get your undergraduate degree?
你大學是在哪念的呢？
Professor Spafford: And that's not all I'm allergic to.
而且我不只對那些過敏。
Ross: Oh, it's not over!
喔，還沒有結束啊！
Professor Spafford: I'm also allergic to peanuts, and cashews, and almonds, and filberts ...
我還有對花生跟腰果過敏，還有杏仁果跟榛果……
Ross: So, basically all nuts?
所以基本上是所有的堅果類！
Professor Spafford: Interestingly ... no.
有趣的是，并不盡然。
Charlie: Kinda playing fast and loose with the word "interesting".
你在說“有趣的是”時說的挺慢的，讓人以為就是如此。
Professor Spafford: If you'll excuse me I'm going to use the restroom.
不好意思失陪一下，我要去洗手間。
Professor Spafford: When I come back, remind me to tell you about the different types of animal dander I'm allergic to.
當我回來的時候，提醒我告訴你們……我對哪些動物過敏。
Charlie: Oh ... my God!
喔，我的天啊！
Ross: I've lost the will to live.
我已經喪失活下去的意志力了。
Charlie: Let's ditch him!
我們甩了他！
Ross: What?
什么？
Charlie: Come on, he's still in the bathroom! I'm begging you!
在他還在洗手間的時候，我求求你！
Ross: Oh ... ok, ok, fine. But ... ehm ... I just have one question for you, ehm ...
好的，但是我有個問題要先問你……
Ross: When we exit should we walk, or run, or prance, or stroll ...
我們出去的時候，應該是用走的、跑的……跳的還是散步出去？
Charlie: Stop it, stop it! He talks slow but he might pee fast! Ok, let's go!
別說了！他的話說得慢，搞不好尿得快，我們快走！
Ross: We actually managed to salvage the day.
幸好今天過的還不錯。
Charlie: Yeah, we did.
是的，沒錯。
Charlie: And thanks for spending so much time with me.
謝謝你花這么多時間陪我。
Charlie: I'm so lucky it worked out you don't have class on Tuesday.
我很幸運，你星期二沒有課。
Ross: Right.
沒錯。
Ross: Oh, hey, you guys! This is Charlie!
喔，嘿，你們好，這位是查莉！
Ross: Charlie, this is Phoebe and my sister, Monica.
查莉，這是菲比，還有我妹妹莫妮卡。
Phoebe: Hi!
嗨！
Ross: Yeah, Charlie is gonna be joining my department.
查莉將要加入我們系。
Phoebe: Oh, you're a paleontologist too!
你也是古生物學家！
Phoebe: Oh, ok, now, what do you think of Ranion's new theory of species' variegation in segmented arthopods?
那好，你對于……雷諾的分割類人猿物種多樣性的新理論有何評價？
Charlie: Well, I think he's a little out there, but he does have some interesting ideas.
我覺得他有點太前衛了，但是他是有些有趣的觀點。
Phoebe: Ah-hah.
啊哈。
Charlie: Oh, I'm sorry. I had to take this. Excuse me.
很抱歉，我要接一下電話。不好意思。
Ross: Ranion's theory of species variegation?
雷諾的物種多樣性？
Phoebe: Yeah, I saw the article on your coffee table and I memorized the title to freak you out!
是的，我在你的咖啡桌上看到一篇文章，我背下了標題想要來嚇你！
Monica: So, did you two have fun?
你們倆相處的愉快嗎？
Ross: Oh! Oh my God, she's-she's great!
天啊，她真的是太棒了！
Ross: I mean, we-we have so much in common and she's just cool, you know, and funny ...
我們有許多共同點，她真是太酷了，你知道嗎？還很風趣……
Monica: And I don't know if you've noticed but she's a hottle! ! Hi!
而且我不知道你有沒有注意到 但是她真辣！嗨！
Rachel: Hey ... Hi you guys! Listen, you know what? I'm not feeling really well.
嘿……嗨，大家！聽著，我覺得不太舒服。
Rachel: I think I'm not gonna get to go to the play.
我想我可能不能去看舞臺劇表演了。
Ross: Really? What's-what's wrong?
真的嗎？怎么了？
Rachel: I don't know! I think it's kind of serious! Uhm, you know ... I was watching this thing on TV this morning about ... Newcastle disease ... and I think I might have it! !
我不知道！好像蠻嚴重的！我今天早上在電視上有看到……什么關于新城疫的，我想我可能感染到了！
Charlie: Oh, Newcastle disease is a secretion borne virus that only affects chickens and ... other poultry.
噢，新城疫是跟分泌物有關的病毒，只有雞或是其它家禽才會被傳染到。
Rachel: Ok, who is this?
好的，這是誰？
Ross: I'm sorry, Rachel, this is Charlie Wealer, uh she's a collegue.
抱歉，瑞秋，這位是查莉·魏勒，她是我同事。
Rachel: Oh, hi! I-I would shake your hand but ... I'm sure you don't wanna get my chicken disease.
嗨！我應該要跟你握手的……但是我想你不會想要，被傳染到我的雞病。
Monica: Hey, Rachel, Can-can I see you for a sec?
瑞秋，我可以跟你談一下嗎？
Rachel: Sure!
當然！
Rachel: Oh ...
喔……
Monica: You're not sick!
你沒有生病！
Rachel: What? Yes I am!
什么？我當然有！
Monica: Ok, then, why are you ... all dressed up?
那么為什么你要穿成這樣呢？
Rachel: Wa! When you're sick, you do whatever you can to make yourself feel better!
哇！當你生病的時候，你會做任何事情，來讓自己覺得好過一些！
Monica: You just wanna stay home so you can make a move on Joey!
你只是想要待在家里對喬伊采取行動不是。
Rachel: Oh, no, no! I heard you before, that is so not what this is!
喔，不不！我聽進去了你之前說的話 事情不是這樣的！
Monica: Ok, then what is this?
好的，那是怎么回事呢？
Rachel: Uh, Ok!
噢！好的！
Rachel: Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof and he sent you guys to the play to get rid of you!
喬伊幫《我們的日子》在屋頂舉行秘密派對，他送你們去看舞臺劇來甩掉你們！
Monica: What?
什么？
Ross: W-what's going on?
什么？這是怎么回事？
Monica: Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof!
喬伊幫《我們的日子》 在屋頂舉行秘密派對！
Rachel: And-and he didn't want you guys to know about it but I came over here to tell you.
他不想要讓你們知道，但是我還是過來告訴你們了。
Charlie: I thought you came to say you were sick.
你是過來說你生病的。
Rachel: All right, professor or detective?
你到底是教授還是偵探？
Phoebe: Joey's having a party and he wasn't gonna invite us?
等等，喬伊要開派對但不邀請我們？
Rachel: Yeah, he does it every year!
他每年都那樣做的！
Rachel: That's why he's sending you to that play!
這就是為什么他要請我們去看舞臺劇！
Rachel: That's why he sent us to that medieval restaurant, and to that button factory!
這就是為什么他請我們去中古世紀餐廳還有紐扣工廠！
Phoebe: And that bad, horrible museum tour!
而有那次糟糕的博物館之旅嗎？
Ross: No, I arranged that.
不是，那是我安排的。
Joey: Hey you guys, I'm turning in. Have fun.
你們好，我過來打招呼。祝你們玩的愉快。
Phoebe: We know about your party Joey.
我們知道你的派對了，喬伊。
Joey: What party?
什么派對？
Monica: The game's over! Take off your robe!
游戲結束了！把睡袍脫掉吧！
Joey:Really ... I mean ...
真的？我是說……
Everyone: No! No! Cover it up! Joey!
不！不！穿起來！穿起來！
Joey: Nice to meet you!
很高興見到你！
