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Chandler: What? !
什么？！
Monica: This was fun! But I've got an invasive vaginal exam to get to!
這真有趣，但是我有內診要去做！
Chandler: I'd love to stay, but I have eh ... got a hot date ...
我也希望我可以留下來，但是我有個火辣的約會。
Janice: Please go! Just let me know if you need a hand!
請便，如果你需要幫手的話告訴我。
Chandler: I think it just fell off.
我想它剛剛消退了。
Phoebe: Hello "ja", it's time for your massage, ja! Put-put your face in the hole.
嗨，是的按摩時候到了，是的把你的臉放入洞中。
Rachel: Wow, a Swedish massage from a real Swedish person.
真正瑞典人做的瑞典式按摩。
Phoebe: Ok, then I'm Swedish.
好的，那我就是瑞典人。
Monica: So, what's your name?
你叫什么名字呢？
Phoebe: It's a normal Swedish name ... Ikea.
只是平凡一般的瑞典名字宜家（瑞典家具賣場）。
Rachel: Oh, what an interesting name.
哇，真是有趣的名字。
Phoebe: Ja!
是啊！
Rachel: You know I ...
你知道，我……
Phoebe: Time for your scalp massage!
頭皮按摩時間到了！
Rachel: Wow. I really love your ...
哇，我真的好喜歡你的……
Phoebe: Is something wrong?
有什么不對嗎？
Rachel: No, it's just that uhm ... just feels so good ... Ikea.
不，只是……只是覺得很舒服……宜家。
Rachel: No, hey, say, you'll know this, what's the capital of Sweden?
嘿，看你知不知道這個，瑞典的首都是哪里呢？
Phoebe: Uhm ... Stockholm.
斯德哥爾摩。
Rachel: Damn! I wish I knew if that was right!
該死的！希望我知道那是對還是錯。
Joey: Note the painterly lines and subtle impasto on this canvas. Monet painted quickly and usually outdoors as his elusive subject was light itself.
看那些線條，潛藏多層顏料厚涂在畫布上……莫奈快速地作畫，而且通常是在戶外……因為他和光線一樣喜歡孤獨。
Ross: Now, do you have any idea what you just said?
你知道你剛剛說的是什么意思嗎？
Joey: No, no, my mouth says the words, my brain is thinking monster trucks!
不，我的嘴巴說著那些字，但是我的頭腦想的是“怪獸卡車”！
Ross: Wow.
哇喔。
Ross: Ok now, remember, when you get to the museum, Monet is-is not spelt M-O-N-A-Y.I just ... I wrote that out phonetically for you.
現在，記住，當你進入博物館時……莫奈的寫法不是MONAY。我只是幫你用發音寫下來。
Joey: Phonetically?
發音？
Ross: Yeah, yeah, that means ... you know? We just ... we don't have time for this.
是的，那是……我們沒有時間討論那些了。
Joey: Ok.
好的。
Ross: Ok, but you know what? I gotta say, I'm really impressed that-that you were able to memorize all this so quickly!
我得說我真的很驚訝你可以這么快速背下這些東西！
Joey: Ah! I'm an actor! I can memorize anything! Last week on "Days" I had to say "Frontal temporal zygomatic craniotomy".
我是演員，我可以背下任何東西的，上星期在《我們的日子》劇中，我得說：“前端顳顴骨切開術”。
Ross: Wow. Wh-what's that mean?
哇，那是什么意思呢？
Joey: No idea!
不知道！
Joey: But the guy I said it to dies in the next scene so, I guess it means "you're gonna get eaten by a bear".
但是那個被我那樣說的男的，在下一集就死了，所以我想那可能是說“你會被熊給吃了”。
Ross: Ok! Um. So let's move on to the, to the Renaissance?
好的，那我們來看，文藝復興時期？
Joey: Ok, Caravaggio uses chiaroscuro here to highlight the anguish of the central figure. Touch it, it's really bumpy!
好的，卡拉瓦喬在這里使用了明暗對照法……突顯出中央人物的極度痛苦。碰觸它，還真是凹凸不平！
Ross: Nah ah! Nah ah! No no no! No ad-libbing and dude, you-you can't touch the paintings.
不，不能即興演出，還有，你不能亂碰的。
Joey: Come on! you ...
擔心什么？
Ross: No! No!
不！
Chandler: My specimen is in the room, and I just wanna thank whoever knocked on the door while I was in there.
我的樣本在房間里了，我只想謝謝剛剛那個。我在里面的時候敲門的人。
Chandler: Really helped speed the process along!
真的幫助加速了整個流程！
Chandler: Janice! You're not ... gone?
珍妮絲，你還沒有消失啊？
Janice: Oh! Sid is still in his room. I don't allow porn at home so this is like a vacation for him.
西德還在他的房間里，我不許家里有色情書刊，所以這對他而言簡直是快樂假期。
Janice: So, did you do it? Did you make your deposit?
所以你做了嗎？完成你的樣品存放手續了嗎？
Chandler: Yeah! yeah. Hard part is over!
是啊！最困難的部份結束了！
Janice: Oh, that's not the hard part honey!
那不是最困難的，親愛的！
Chandler: Well, no, there is talking to you, but- Monica is gonna come out, we're gonna go soon.
沒錯啊，跟你說完了，莫妮卡出來了我們很快就要走了。
Janice: Chandler, the hard part is what comes next. Aren't you a little worried about the results? I mean, oh, when Sid and I did this last time. My God, I was a mess.
錢德，接下來才是最困難的部份，你難道不擔心結果嗎？我是說，當西德跟我上次來做的時候，我的天，我緊張死了。
Chandler: I haven't even ... thought about the results ... I just ... assumed that everything was gonna be ok.
我根本沒有想過結果……我只是以為一切都會沒事。
Janice: oh, you know what? you probably is.
結果你知道嗎？
Chandler: Yeah, but what if it's not ok? I mean what if, what if there is a reason we can't have a baby?
或許就是沒事但是要是有事呢？我是說萬一我們不孕是有原因的呢？
Janice: Oh, Chandler, look. You and Monica are meant to have children. I am sure it's gonna be just fine.
錢德，聽著，你跟莫妮卡一定會有小孩，我敢說一切一定都沒事的。
Chandler: Yeah, yeah, ok, thanks. I mean I can't believe I didn't even think of that. I guess I was just so worried about having to ... come here and do ... 'that' ...
是啊，是啊，好了，謝謝。我不敢相信我竟然沒有想過，我是說我好擔心要過來這里做檢驗。
Janice: I mean, you can do it in the parking lot of a Taco Bell, but you can't do it at a doctor's office?
你可以在塔可鐘餐廳的停車場做……但是你沒有辦法在診所做嗎？
Chandler: It was a "Wendy's!"
是在溫蒂漢堡！
Phoebe: "Ipan Stripan, Glupi Glabi!" And that is the Swedish National Anthem! Thank you for asking!
這就是瑞典國歌，謝謝你問了！
Rachel: Wow, Ikea ... what a rich culture.
哇，宜家真是豐富的文化。
Rachel: Uhm, you know what? I have a-a friend who is a masseuse.
你知道嗎？我有個朋友也是按摩師。
Phoebe: Oh, Ja! Ja!
喔？是嗎？
Rachel: Yeah! She's ... uhm ... not very good though ...
是啊！不過她不是很行……
Phoebe: A-ha, A-ha, and why do you think that is?
啊哈，啊哈，你為什么會那樣覺得呢？
Rachel: I don't know ... maybe it's because she has got such callusy fingers from playing crummy guitar ...
我不知道，或許是因為她的手指很僵硬，大概是練彈爛吉他造成的。
Phoebe: Ha-ha-ha ... or, maybe she has trouble loosening your knots because you're such a high-maintenance tight-ass!
哈哈哈……或許因為她很難放松你的筋骨，因為你真是個難搞的俏屁股！
Rachel: Phoebe!
菲比！
Phoebe: You know it's me?
你知道是我？
Rachel: For like a half an hour! Man, you can lie about Sweden!
嗯，知道半個小時了！
Phoebe: How-how can you come here?
你怎么能夠到這里來呢？
Rachel: How could you not tell me you worked here?
你為什么沒說你在這里工作呢？
Phoebe: I don't have to tell you everything!
我不需要告訴你每件事！
Rachel: Yes you do, if you're gonna make me feel guilty for getting a free massage!
如果你讓我覺得來這里享受免費按摩是很罪惡的事，那你就要！
Phoebe: Tips not included.
小費還是要照算的。
Rachel: Oh!
噢！
Rachel: Phoebe, why did you lie to me about working here?
為什么你不敢說你在這里工作呢？
Phoebe: Because I was ashamed ok? I sold out for the cash!
因為我覺得很丟臉，好嗎？我為金錢出賣自己！
Phoebe: And then they give me, give me benefits like medical, and dental, and a 401 Kur.
他們提供一些福利，像是醫保、納稅什么的。
Phoebe: But you know ... you pay a price. Now I'm this Corporate stooge and punching a clock and Ugh! paying taxes!
但是你知道的，要付出代價的，現在我成了大公司的傀儡，每天打卡上班然后還要繳稅！
Rachel: Phoebe, honey, if you hate it so much, you should walk out there right now and quit!
菲比，親愛的，如果你這樣痛恨這工作……你應該馬上走出去，然后辭職。
Rachel: Be true to what you believe in! Honey, you have principles and I so admire that! I don't have any!
相信你所堅信的理念，親愛的，你是有原則的人，所以我很欽佩你！我才是沒有原則！
Phoebe: You know what? You are right. I am gonna quit. It's time I took my life back!
你知道嗎？你說的對，我要去辭職。該是我重新生活的時候了！
Rachel: Good for you Pheebs!
很好，菲比。
Phoebe: Ok.
好。
Phoebe: If you guys have microphones in there too, I didn't mean any of that. I love you.
如果你們在里面也有裝麥克風，我在里面說的都不是真的。我愛你們。
Ross: Haha! Got ya! Die, die, die!
打到了！死吧！死吧！死吧！
Ross: Respectfully, professor R.Geller.
誠摯地，蓋勒教授敬上。
Ross: Hey!
嘿！
Charlie: Hey!
嗨！
Ross: Hey, how was, how was the Met?
嘿，大都會好玩嗎？
Charlie: Oh, the museum was amazing!
博物館真的很驚人！
Ross: Yeah? Joey really knows this art, huh?
是啊，喬伊真的很懂藝術，不是嗎？
Charlie: Not so much, no. He had clearly memorized all the stuff to say, and some of it didn't even make any sense.
并不盡然，不很明顯地他清楚地背下了要說的東西……但是很多東西都很不對勁。
Ross: What'd you mean?
你是什么意思呢？
Charlie: Well, for one, he was talking about paintings that were nowhere around.
嗯，例如……他談論的都是根本不在展出的繪畫。
Ross: Wait a minute ... wait, when you guys walked into the Met, did-did you go to the right?
等等，你們進入博物館之后是往右邊走嗎？
Charlie: No, no, we went to the left.
不不，我們往左邊走。
Ross: Oh Joey, Joey, Joey!
喔，喬伊，喬伊，喬伊！
Ross: Well still, I mean, it seems like you guys are having a great time together.
可是你們看起來也是度過快樂的時光啊。
Charlie: Yeah, yeah, it's fun.
是啊，是，很好玩。
Ross: What?
怎樣？
Charlie: Actually, you know, Joey is your friend, and you don't really know me that well; it would be weird.
事實上，喬伊是你的朋友……而你也不是很了解我，這會很奇怪的。
Ross: What, I mean, a little, but no, what, go on.
嗯，可能會有點，但是不會啦，怎樣呢？跟我說。
Charlie: Well ... I'm, I'm just thinking that maybe Joey isn't the right guy for me to be with right now, you know, maybe I should be with someone ...
嗯……我在想或許喬伊不是很適合我，你知道的，或許我應該跟……
Charlie: I have more in common with. You know what I mean?
跟我比較相像的人在一起，你知道我的意思嗎？
Ross: Yeah.
是啊。
Ross: But you know what? Um, I don't know, I think, I think you should give Joey a chance.
是啊，但是你知道嗎？我想你應該給喬伊一個機會，
Ross: I mean, he's a great guy, and sure he doesn't know that much about art but ...
我是說他是個好男人，當然他是不知道很多藝術的東西，但是……
Ross: you know, you could always talk about that with someone else.
你可以跟其他知道的人談論啊。
Charlie: Yeah, I guess that's true.
我想也是。
Ross: And if you think about it, I mean the reason he memorized all that stuff is because he thought it was important to you.
如果你仔細想想……他背下所有的東西只是因為，他認為那些東西對你很重要。
Ross: You know, that's the kinda guy Joey is.
你知道的，喬伊就是那樣子的人。
Charlie: He is very sweet.
他是非常貼心的。
Charlie: Plus he's hot!
還有，他真是帥斃了！
Ross: That-that was gonna be my next argument.
這就是我下一個要爭論的。
Joey: Hey!
嘿！
Ross: Hey!
嘿！
Charlie: Hey!
嘿！
Joey: You ready?
你準備好了嗎？
Charlie: Yeah, let's go.
好了，我們走吧。
Joey: Wow!
哇！
Charlie: Thanks, Ross.
謝了，羅斯。
Ross: Yeah.
不客氣。
Joey: Hey Ross! That art stuff worked, you hooked me up.
嘿，羅斯！藝術那些東西真是有效，你真幫了大忙。
Ross: Glad I could help man.
很高興能夠幫上忙，兄弟。
Joey: Although some of that stuff wasn't where you said it was gonna be, but ... I made it work.
有些你說的東西并沒有在那里，但是我都搞定了。
Chandler: It is not ok that I'm aroused by this now.
我現在不能因為這個而勃起了。
Chandler: Hello?
嗨？
Chandler: Oh, hi, Doctor Connelly. Uh, no, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this?
喔，嗨，唐納利醫生。不，她現在不在……但是我可以轉告她。我應該先坐下來再聽嗎？
Chandler: Oh. Uh-huh, uh-huh, well, so, what's that mean?
那，那是什么意思呢？
Chandler: Ok. Uh, ok, thank you. Thanks.
好的，好的，謝謝你。謝謝。
Monica: Hey sweetie.
嘿，親愛的。
Chandler: Doctor Connelly just called.
唐納利醫生剛剛打電話來。
Monica: Oh. With-with good news?
有好消息嗎？
Monica: Of course it is not good news, you just said "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would've said "Doctor Connelly just called! "
當然不是好消息啰，你是說“唐納利醫生剛剛打電話來”，如果是好消息你會說 “唐納利醫生剛剛打電話來！”
Monica: But, uh, so, what-what is it? Is it, uh, is there a problem, is there a problem with me, or with you?
那，是怎樣呢？是不是……有問題嗎？是我的問題還是你的呢？
Chandler: Actually it's both of us.
事實上我們兩個都有問題。
Monica: What?
什么？
Chandler: Apparently my sperm have low motility and you have an inhospitable environment.
很顯然地，我的精子活動力太低了，而你有不適宜著床的環境。
Monica: Oh. What's that mean?
喔，那是什么意思呢？
Chandler: It means that my guys won't get off their Barcaloungers and you have a uterus that is prepared to kill the ones that do.
意思就是說我的家伙根本沒有辦法出兵，而你的子宮已準備好，要殺死入侵的小兵了。
Chandler: It means ...
意思是……
Monica: Chandler?
等等，錢德？
Chandler: It means that we can keep trying, but there's a good chance this may never happen for us.
意思是我們可以繼續嘗試……但是我們很有可能永遠都不會懷孕。
Monica: My God!
喔，我的！
Chandler: I'm sorry.
我很抱歉。
Monica: I'm sorry too.
我也很抱歉。
Chandler: Well, we're gonna, we're gonna figure this out.
嗯……我們會想出辦法的。
Monica: I know.
我知道。
Receptionist: Good morning Phoebe.
早安，菲比。
Phoebe: Good morning receptionist.
早安，總臺小姐。
Receptionist: Here's your schedule for the day. Your first client is in room No. 1.
這是你今天的工作排程。你第一位客人在一號房。
Phoebe: Rachel Green? Son of a bitch, she came back?
“瑞秋·格林”，狗娘養的！她又回來了？
Phoebe: Are you ready for your Scottish massage? Put your face in the hole, lassie.
你準備好要享受蘇格蘭式按摩了嗎？把你的臉放進洞里，小姐。
