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Ross: Where did I go wrong? This is good stuff.
我是哪里做錯了？這是很好的東西啊。
Joey: Hello?
嗨？
Ross: Joey! Hey, I need to talk to Charlie. Is she there?
喬伊！我要跟查莉講話，她在嗎？
Joey: No. She erh she went shopping with Rachel. Why? What's up?
不在，她跟瑞秋去逛街了。為什么？怎么了？
Ross: Oh, I'm meeting with professor Sherman about my being the keynote speaker.
我正在跟薛曼教授討論關于我當主講人的事。
Joey: Oh!
哦！
Joey: How's it going?
進行的如何呢？
Ross: It could be better!
可以更順利的！
Ross: He, uh ... he fell asleep!
他睡著了！
Joey: What? ! But I already bought my ticket to Bermuda!
什么？但是我已經訂了到百慕達的機票了！
Ross: Barbados.
是巴貝多。
Joey: Fine, I'll rent a car and drive!
好啦，我再租車開過去！
Joey: Ross, you have to get that job!
羅斯，你一定要得到這工作！
Ross: What am I supposed to do? He's out cold!
我應該怎么辦呢？他完全睡著了！
Ross: In fact, he-he was just talking in his sleep before. And evidently he wants someone named Fran to spank him harder.
事實上，剛剛他還在說夢話。而且他還要一個叫法蘭的人 “再打用力點”。
Joey: Well, just wake him up!
那叫醒他吧！
Ross: I can't! If he realizes that I'm the one who put him to sleep, I won't get the job!
我不行！如果他發現我是讓他睡著的人，我就得不到這個工作了！
Joey: Oh! That's a tough one.
哦嗚！那倒是挺難的。
Joey: Oh! Wait a minute, this happened to me before!
喔！等等，這以前也發生在我身上過！
Joey: Yeah, I was auditioning for a play, and the producer fell asleep and ... no, wait a minute ... it was me who fell asleep ... hey, Shakespeare, how about a chase scene once in a while? !
是啊，我之前在試演一出戲劇的時候，那個制作人睡著了，我……不，等等……其實是我睡著了……我是說，莎士比亞，來點動作場面吧？
Monica: Hey guys! Dinner's ready!
嘿，晚餐好了！
Zack: Oh! I'm gonna go wash up first.
噢！我先去洗手。
Zack: Thanks.
謝了。
Chandler: So what do you think? I want that guys genes for my kid! Those eyes, those cheekbones!
你覺得呢？我要我的孩子有他的基因，那雙眼睛，那顴骨！
Monica: Ok, there's enthusiastic and there's just plain gay!
好了，可能是過度狂熱也有可能是同性戀！
Chandler: You don't like him.
你不喜歡他。
Monica: I think he is fine! It's just that we don't know anything real about him ... we should maybe get more information.
我想他不錯！但是我們對他了解不夠。我希望我們可以知道多一點。
Chandler: Alright! Just follow my lead!
好的！跟著我的話鋒轉！
Zack: You guys have such a great place here.
你們家真是好棒。
Chandler: Oh! Thanks, I'm crazy about our place.
謝謝，我很喜歡這地方。
Chandler: Hey! speaking of crazy ... do you have a history of mental illness in the family?
嘿，說到瘋狂……你們家有遺傳性精神疾病嗎？
Zack: Uhm ... no. Although I did have an uncle who voted for Dukakis.
額……沒有，但是我是有個叔叔投票給杜凱吉斯。
Chandler: That's really not the kind of thing we are looking for Zack.
那真的不是我們所希望看到的。
Zack: Okaaay ... so eh ... so tell me, how'd you guys meet.
好的……告訴我，你們是怎么認識的呢？
Monica: Oh, friends first, drunk in London, you know the story.
剛開始是朋友，在倫敦喝醉，你知道的。
Monica: I've got a better question for you: Do you or any of your blood relatives have diabetes?
我有個更棒的問題要問你，你或是你的血親有人有糖尿病嗎？
Zack: No.
沒有。
Monica: Eh ... Heart Disease, Alzheimer disease, gout?
心臟病？阿茲海默癥？痛風？
Zack: You guys don't have people for dinner a lot, huh?
你們不常請朋友到家里用餐，是嗎？
Monica: We're just making conversation.
我們只是在找話題聊聊。
Zack: Yeah, well, ok. I heard a joke today. It's pretty funny ...
好吧，我今天聽到一個笑話，真的是挺好笑的……
Chandler: You know what's not funny? Male Pattern Baldness.
你知道有什么是不好笑的嗎？雄性禿頭。
Zack: All right listen, you guys have shown a lot of interest in me tonight and I'm flattered and ... and quite frankly a little frightened.
你們今晚對我很有興趣，我很受寵若驚而且老實說，是有點受驚。
Zack: Can we just talk about something else?
我們可以聊聊別的話題嗎？
Monica and Chandler: Sure! Alright.
當然！好的。
Zack: Ravioli is delicious!
這個意大利水餃真是美味！
Chandler: I noticed you were enjoying that Ravioli with a beautiful set of teeth.
我發現你享用那水餃的牙齒真是整齊。
Chandler: Did you have braces as a child?
你小時候有戴牙套嗎？
Zack: No I didn't.
不，沒有。
Monica: Yes!
太好了！
Chandler: We're teeth people Zack!
我們很重視牙齒的，柴克！
Rachel: Alright! Let's just do it. Let's just go over there and to see if she heard.
好吧！我們上吧。我們過去問她有沒有聽到。
Phoebe: Good plan.
好主意。
Rachel: Ok. Wha ... ? where? Where're you going?
好的。什么？你是在做什么呢？
Phoebe: Oh! I'm sorry Rachel, I don't have time for your childish games, ok?
對不起，瑞秋。我沒有時間玩你的幼稚游戲，好嗎？
Phoebe: I still have to go find something incredible to wear so I can beat Mike at "who's more over who"!
我還得要找到很驚艷的衣服穿，那我才可以在“誰先忘了誰”上打敗麥克！
Rachel: Hey, hi! Hey, where've you been?
嘿，嗨！嘿，你去哪里了？
Charlie: Oh! trying on clothes.
喔！去試穿衣服。
Rachel: Oh! Wi ... in the dres ... in the dressing room? !
喔！真的嗎？在試衣間嗎？
Rachel: Well, that's so weird! Phoebe and I were just trying on clothes in the dressing room. Gosh it's just such a small world!
喔，真奇怪。菲比跟我剛剛也在試衣間。天啊，這世界真是小！
Charlie: Rachel ... I heard you two guys whispering.
瑞秋，我聽到你們倆的對話了。
Rachel: Oh God. You did. You heard. Ok, listen, let me explain.
天啊，你聽到了。好的，聽著，讓我解釋。
Charlie: No! There's nothing to explain. I heard you.
不！沒有必要解釋，我都聽到了。
Charlie: Phoebe likes Joey.
菲比喜歡喬伊。
Rachel: Yeah.
是啊。
Charlie: I just ... I don't understand it. I mean, Phoebe likes Joey and she comes here to buy a dress to impress another guy?
我不明白，我是說菲比喜歡喬伊，可是她卻來買衣服來驚艷另一個男人？
Rachel: Yeah! Yeah! That's Phoebe. That's Phoebe.
是啊，菲比就是那樣，她就是那樣。
Rachel: You know, she just wants them all! It's like she's a nympho!
你知道的，她就是全部都要！那就像是女色情狂！
Charlie: Wow!
哇！
Rachel: Yeah ...
是啊……
Charlie: You know, by the way. I heard you tell her not to do anything.
對了，我有聽到你告訴她不可以做任何事。
Charlie: Thanks for sticking up for me. And you are such a nice person.
謝謝你替我說話。天啊，你真是個好人。
Rachel: I try ...
我盡量……
Ross: Oh my God! You really want me to be the keynote speaker?
我的天啊！你真的要我當主講人嗎？
Ross: Thank you!
謝謝你！
Prof. Sherman: You're welcome.
不用客氣。
Joey: Wow! You look ... stop-eating hot!
哇！你看起來……真是辣得讓人不想吃東西！
Joey: Which is like the highest level of hotness!
這是最高階段的辣耶！
Phoebe: Ok. Are you sure? Cause I'm really dreading going to this party.
你確定嗎？因為我真的很不想去這派對。
Joey: Then don't go!
那就別去啊！
Phoebe: Mike knows I'm coming, and if I don't show up he'll think it's cause of him!
麥克知道我要去，如果我沒出現，他會以為那是因為他！
Phoebe: And then I will lose face! That's a very serious thing in my culture.
我那樣就會很沒面子！這對我來說是很嚴重的事。
Joey: Alright, then you go to that party and you-you pretend to be over Mike.
好吧，那就去派對吧，然后假裝已經完全不受麥克影響。
Joey: And afterward you come to my place and I'll get you good and drunk!
之后你再來我家，我再幫你好好借酒解愁！
Phoebe: You got it! Ok.
沒問題！好的。
Phoebe: But-but not on the wine that you made, ok?
但是不要喝你自己釀的酒，好嗎？
Phoebe: Cause, I just don't wanna go back to the Emergency Room.
因為我不想要再進急診室了。
David: I'm sorry, I-I don't, I don't seem to have quite enough cash.
我很抱歉，我沒有足夠的現金。
David: Um, you wouldn't accept rubles, would you? This is a hundred thousand ruble note, which is worth, approximately, nothing.
額，你可以接受盧布嗎？這是張面額十萬的盧布，大約的價值是……零。
Phoebe: David?
大衛？
David: Phoebe! Hi!
菲比！嗨！
Phoebe: Oh my God!
喔，我的天！
David: Hi. Wow, you-you look unbelievable.
嗨。哇！你看起來真是漂亮極了。
Phoebe: Oh yeah, well.
喔，是啊，嗯.
Phoebe: What-what're you doing here?
你在這里做什么呢？
David: Well, I'm-I'm back from Minsk ... uh, permanently.
我從明斯克回來了，永久地。
Phoebe: What-what happened?
發生什么事呢？
David: Well, remember how I was trying to achieve the positronic distillation of subatomic particles?
記得我正在嘗試制造……次原子陽電子凈化嗎？
Phoebe: Yeah?
是啊？
David: Well, after eight years of research I discovered, that it-it can't be done.
在經過八年的研究之后，我發現……那是做不到的。
Phoebe: Wow, I'm sorry.
很抱歉。
David:It's all right. This kind of thing happens all the time in science. To people who base 8 years of research on a typo in a scientific journal.
沒關系。這種事在科學界常發生，尤其是因為科學期刊上一個誤刊而用八年時間研究的人來說。
Phoebe: Well, great that you're back! How are you?
嗯……你終于回來了真是好！你好嗎？
David: Good, good, life is good.
很好，過的還不錯。
Phoebe: Good!
很好！
David: Ah well, I'm-I'm, I'm uh, I'm seeing someone.
我現在有交往的對象了。
Phoebe: Oh, good-good for you.
這樣啊，恭喜你了。
David: Yeah.
是啊。
David: She-she's also a scientist, so she's very smart and-and pretty and ... well, it's actually because of you, really, that we're together, I-I mean, I saw what you had with that Mike guy, and I just said "Boy, I want that".
她也是科學家，很聰明也很漂亮，而且事實上是因為你，我們才在一起的，我是說，我看到你跟那個麥克在一起，然后我告訴自己 “天啊，我也想要那樣”。
Phoebe: Mike and I broke up.
麥克跟我分手了。
David: You're kidding me.
你在開玩笑吧。
David: Because I'm-I'm-I'm not seeing anybody, I just totally made that up.
因為我沒有在跟誰交往，我完全是編出來的。
Phoebe: Really?
真的嗎？
David: Yeah, I-I don't know why, I'm sorry, I guess I just didn't wanna lose face.
是的，我不知道為什么，我很抱歉我猜我只是不想沒面子。
Phoebe: I understand.
我能了解。
Phoebe: Yeah. Ok. So, then, ok, so we're both living in New York, not seeing anyone. That's so not like us.
是啊，好的，那……我們都住在紐約，沒有交往對象。這太不像我們了。
David: Yeah, I know. Well ... well this is probably a stupid question, seeing that you look like that, but, do you have some place that you need to be right now?
是啊，我知道。嗯，這或許是個蠢問題，看到你穿這樣，但是你現在有要去什么地方嗎？
Phoebe: Well ... no.
嗯……沒有。
David: Do you wanna get a drink?
那你想不想去喝點東西呢？
Phoebe: I'd love to.
我很想。
David: Great.
太棒了。
Phoebe: Ok.
好的。
David: Do-do you smell beets?
你有聞到甜菜味嗎？
Phoebe: Oh, all right, stay upwind of me.
好吧，站到我的逆風邊。
Charlie: Hey, there's Phoebe! Is that Mike she's with?
嘿，那是菲比！那是麥克嗎？
Rachel: No, that's David.
不是，那是大衛。
Charlie: There's a third guy?
還有第三個男人？
Rachel: Tip of the iceberg.
只是冰山的一角。
Zack: I'm gonna take off now. You're gonna let me go home, aren't you?
我現在要走了。你們會讓我回家嗎？
Chandler: You sure you don't wanna stick around a little longer?
你確定不要再多坐一下嗎？
Zack: No, no, I should get home, I'm kinda tired.
不了，我應該要回家了，我有點累。
Chandler: Are you just tired now, or are you always tired, 'cause that could be a sign of clinical depression.
你很容易累嗎？因為這很有可能是憂郁癥的前兆。
Zack: No it's just tiring having to figure out the age at which all my grandparents died.
不，只是要想出我祖父母是幾歲過世的讓我很累。
Zack: I'll see you tomorrow.
明天見。
Chandler: Ok.
好的。
Monica: Bye.
再見。
Chandler: I think we've found our sperm!
我想我們找到我們的精子了！
Monica: Does seem pretty perfect.
他看起來是挺完美的。
Chandler: Yeah, you think so, well? Should I ask him?
是啊，你也這么認為嗎？我要開口問他嗎？
Monica: No.
不要。
Chandler: Why not, just because his great-grandmother was obese, our kids are gonna get that from you anyway!
為什么呢？就只因為他曾祖母有肥胖癥嗎？反正我們的孩子也是會從你那遺傳到！
Monica: No, that's not it.
不，不是那個緣故。
Monica: It's just that when we were asking him all those questions before, I just ... I just realized I don't care if he's the most perfect guy in the world ... he's not you.
只是在我們問他那些問題時……我認識到我不在乎，他是不是世上最完美的男人……他不是你。
Chandler: Yeah, he's better!
是啊，他比我更好！
Monica: No, he's not.
不，他不是。
Monica: And if I can't get pregnant with you, then I don't wanna get pregnant by ... him or anyone else.
如果我不能跟你懷孕，我也不想跟他……或是跟任何人。
Chandler: Really? Are you sure?
真的？你確定嗎？
Monica: Yeah, I'm sure.
是的，我確定。
Chandler: Thank God, because I don't wanna do this either.
感謝上帝，因為我也不想這樣做。
Chandler: You know, I was just doing because I thought that was what you wanted to do. You know, I'm the husband, I'm supposed to ... bring the sperm.
我會這樣做，是因為我以為你想這樣。我是丈夫，我理當要提供精子的。
Monica: That is so sweet.
這實在是很體貼。
Monica: I love you.
我愛你。
Chandler: So you know this leaves us with ...
所以你知道我們唯一的選擇就是……
Monica: Adoption.
領養。
Chandler: How do you feel about that?
你覺得如何呢？
Monica: I think I feel ok about it. Actually I-I think I feel really good about it.
我想我沒問題。事實上我覺得非常的好。
Chandler: Me too. I wanna find a baby that needs a home and I wanna raise it with you.
我也是……我想找到一個需要家庭溫暖的小孩，然后跟你一起撫養他。
Chandler: An-And I wanna mess it up in our own specific way.
然后我想用我們自己的方式來亂養他。
Monica: So, th-this is it, we're, we're really gonna adopt?
這就是決定嗎？我們真的要領養？
Chandler: Yeah.
是的。
Monica: Oh my God, we're gonna be parents!
我的天！我們要當父母親了！
Chandler: We are gonna be great parents.
我們會是很棒的父母。
Monica: And it could be soon.
而且可能會很快。
Monica: I mean, think about it: right now, somewhere out there, our baby could be being conceived.
我是說，想想看，就是現在，在外面某個地方，我們的孩子可能正被受孕。
Chandler: Wait, if we're lucky, and we're really really really quiet, we may be able to hear the sound of a condom breaking!
等等，如果我們夠幸運，而且我們真的、真的、真的很安靜……我們或許可以聽到保險套破裂的聲音！
Chandler: Hey, Zack!
嘿，柴克！
Zack: Hey, Chandler.
嘿，錢德。
Chandler: Look, I just wanted to apologize for last night. I got the feeling we made you a little uncomfortable.
我想為昨晚的事道歉，我感到我們讓你很不舒服。
Zack: No, you didn't.
不，并沒有。
Chandler: Really?
真的嗎？
Zack: No you did.
沒錯，你們是有。
Chandler: Yeah well. My wife and I have some boundary issues, you know, we sometimes, we ask inappropriate questions. We're working on it.
好吧，我老婆跟我越界了，有時候我們會問些很不適當的問題，我們正在改進中。
Jeanette: Here're the boards for Friday's pitch.
這些是星期五推銷會的看板。
Zack: Oh, thank you.
謝謝。
Chandler: You wouldn't know if Jeanette's planning on keeping her baby, would you?
你知不知道Jeanette是否計劃保留她的小寶寶？
