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Oh, Ross, Mon, is it ok if I bring someone to your parent's anniversary party?
羅斯，莫妮卡。我可以帶人去參加你爸媽的結婚周年派對嗎？
Sure. Sure. Yeah.
沒問題。 好啊。
Who's the guy?
你要帶誰去？
Well, his name is Parker, and I met him at the drycleaner's.
他叫派克，我們在洗衣店里認識的。
Oooh, did he put a little starch in your bloomers?
他在你外套里放了點漿糊嗎？
Who said that?
那是誰說的？
Yeah, he's really great though.
不是，但他人真的很棒。
He has this incredible zest for life, and he treats me like a queen, except at night when he treats me like the naughty girl I am.
他對生命異常熱忱。他把我當女王一樣對待。不過他晚上在床上會把我當作淘氣少女。
Oh, by the way. Would it be ok if I gave the toast to mom and dad this year?
對了，今年由我來向爸媽致辭可以嗎？
Yeah, you sure you want to after what happened at their 20th?
經歷過20周年紀念日的意外后，你還是想嗎？
Yeah. I'd really like to.
我真的很想。
Okay, hopefully this time Mom won't boo you.
希望這次媽不會噓你。
Yes! Every year Ross makes the toast, and it's always really moving, and always makes them cry.
太好了！每年都是羅斯致詞，他的話總能把大家感動得痛哭流涕。
Well this year I'm gonna make them cry.
今年，我要把他們弄哭。
And you you wonder why Ross is their favorite?
你還不知道他們為什么最愛羅斯嗎？
No, really. Any time Ross makes a toast, everyone cries and hugs him and pats him on the back.
不是，只要羅斯一致詞大家都會哭著擁抱他，拍他的背。
And they all come up to me and say, "God, your brother." You know what they're gonna say this year? "God, you."
他們都會走過來跟我說，"天啊，你哥哥。"你知道今天他們今年會怎么說嗎？"天啊，你。"
Well, I can promise you, at least one person will be crying.
我向你保證至少有一個人會哭。
You know, I'm an actor, and any actor worth his salt can cry on cue.
我是演員，每個稱職的演員都是想哭就哭。
Really? You can do that?
真的嗎？你做得到嗎？
Oh, you kidding me? Watch.
開什么玩笑？看著。
Well, I can't do it with you guys watching me!
你們都盯著我看，我哭不出來！
What are you doing? I'm working on my toast for the party.
你在做什么？ 我在寫我的演講稿。
Or as I like to call it: "Sob fest 2002."
我稱之為"2002年最佳催淚彈"。
Hey, check this out. It's a dog.
你看。 是只小狗。
It's a dead dog. That's Chi Chi. She died when I was in high school.
是只死狗。這是琪琪，在我高中時死掉了。
It's your parents' anniversary and you're going to talk about their dead pet?
你要在父母的結婚紀念日上談一只死狗嗎？
It's good stuff, huh?
這個素材不錯吧
Hi! Hey! Hey!
嗨。 嗨。 嗨。
Joey? You got a present for my parents? That's so sweet.
喬伊，你準備好要送我爸媽的禮物了嗎？真貼心。
Yeah, yeah, in honor of their 35th wedding anniversary, I had a star named after them.
是啊，為了紀念他們結婚35周年，我用他們的名字為一顆星星命名。
That is so cool.
那簡直太酷了。
And I got them a book on Kama Sutra for the Elderly.
我還給他們買了老年人的性愛寶典。
Do you guys have any extra ribbon?
你們有多余的緞帶嗎？
Oh, yeah, sure. What do you need? We got lace, satin, sateen, raffia, gingham, felt...And I think my testicles may be in here too.
當然有。你要什么樣的？我們有蕾絲、緞子、棉緞酒椰纖維、條紋布、毛氈……我想我的蛋蛋應該也放在這里了。
Chi Chi! Oh, I loved this dog! You know well Monica couldn't get braces because Chi Chi needed knee surgery.
琪琪！我愛死這只狗了。莫妮卡沒裝牙套是因為琪琪得動膝蓋手術。
What? You're the 200 pounder 11 year old who rode her!
什么？就是你這個兩百磅的大胖子騎著它到處跑的！
Hey! Everybody, this is Parker. Parker, this is...
大伙們，他是派克。派克，這是……
No, no, no wait! Don't tell me. Let me guess. Joey, Monica, Ross, Rachel and, I'm sorry Phoebe didn't mention you.
不，別告訴我。讓我猜猜。喬伊，莫妮卡，羅斯，瑞秋，對不起菲比沒有提過你。
Chandler, I'm kidding all righty you're my favorite!
錢德勒，我開玩笑呢！你已經是我的最愛了。
Why don't all of you tell me a little about yourselves?
跟我談談你們自己的事吧。
Ah, actually, I'm sorry we we probably should get going.
事實上我們該走了。
Classic Ross. Rachel, Rachel, look how you glow. May I?
典型的羅斯作風。瑞秋，你好漂亮，我可以嗎？
I think you already are.
我想你已經不請自來了。
Rachel, you have life growing inside you.
瑞秋，你體內孕育著一個小生命。
Is there anything in this world more miraculous than...Oh a picture of a dog! Whose is this?
這世上還有什么更神奇…… 一張狗狗照片，這是誰的狗？
That's my old dog. He he passed away years ago.
那是我家以前養的狗。它已經死了。
Well, at least you were lucky to have him. Bow wow, old friend. Bow wow.
至少你很幸運能擁有它。汪汪，我的老朋友，汪汪。
So where's the party?
派對在哪里舉行？
It's out on the island. It's in Massapequa.
在島上的馬沙皮卡。
Massapequa, sounds like a magical place. Tell me about Massapequa, is it steeped in Native American history?
馬沙皮卡聽起來像個神奇的地方。跟我介紹一下吧，它是美國原住民歷史上的名勝嗎？
Well, there is an Arby's in the shape of a teepee.
那里有原住民帳篷形狀的艾比餐廳。
OK I've got my note cards.
我拿了題詞卡。
You got the presents? Yeah.
你拿禮物了嗎？ 拿了。
And I've got the car keys. We're driving?
我拿車鑰匙了。 我們要開車嗎？
Yeah. Aces.
對。 太棒了。
So he seems like a nice guy. Yeah, yeah, I like him a lot.
他似乎是個好人。 對，我很喜歡他。
You wanna hang back and take our own cab?
你想拖延一會去搭計程車嗎？
Yeah, otherwise I'm not going.
當然，不然我就不去了。
Hey, Mom. This is such a great party!
媽。 這個派對簡直太棒了！
Thirty five years. Very impressive. Do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?
三十五年，令人佩服。你們有什么婚姻的至理名言嗎？
Jack? Why would you serve food on such a sharp stick?
杰克？ 食物上為什么要插這么尖的牙簽？
It's a good question, Dad. It's a good question.
這個問題不錯，爸爸，這個問題不錯。
Congratulations, you two. Thank you, we're so excited.
恭喜你們。 謝謝，我們很興奮。
And also, congratulations on your wedding.
還要恭喜你們結婚了。
Can can we talk to you for just a you know...Hey It's it's just a little thing.
我們能跟你們談一下嗎？這只是件小事。
Well we think it's simply marvelous that you're having this baby out of wedlock, some of our friends are less open minded.
我們覺得你們未婚生子完全沒有問題，但我們有些朋友思想沒有那么開放。
Which is why we told them you're married. What?
所以我們告訴他們你們結婚了。 什么？
Thanks for going along with this.
謝謝你們愿意配合。
Dad, we have to pretend that we're married?
爸，我們得假裝我們結婚了嗎？
Son, I had to shave my ears for tonight. You can do this.
兒子，我為了今晚專門剃了耳毛。這件事你也能做到。
Can you believe that? Yeah, I know.
你能相信嗎？ 就是啊。
If you're gonna do the ears, you may as well take a pass at the nosal area.
既然剃了耳毛，就不能連鼻毛一起處理一下嗎？
No, no. I don't wanna have to lie about us being married.
我不想撒謊說我們結婚了。
No, I know. I don't either. But you know what? It's their party, and it's one night. We don't even have to lie. We just won't say anything.
我也不想。但這是他們的派對，而且僅此一晚而己。我們不必說謊，我們只要不說話就行。
If it comes up again, we'll just smile, we'll nod along... Ross! Rachel?
如果有人提起，我們只要微笑點頭。 羅斯！ 瑞秋！
Hi, Aunt Lisa. Uncle Dan.
嗨，麗莎阿姨，丹叔叔。
Congratulations on the baby and on the wedding.
恭喜你們懷孕，還結了婚。
Here's a little something to get you started.
這算是送你們的新婚禮物。
So how's married life treating you?
你們的婚后生活過得如何？
Unbelievable. It's great! We love marriage. Great!
不可思議，太棒了！ 我們可喜歡結婚了。 太好了。
Hey. Hey!
嗨。 嗨！
What a beautiful place. What a great night.
好漂亮的地方。好棒的夜晚。
I have to tell you, being here with all of you in Event Room C I feel so lucky.
我得告訴你們，能跟你們一起待在C宴會廳我覺得好幸運。
I think of the good times that happened here. The birthdays, the proms, the mitzvahs, both bar and bat!
想想這里曾有過的美好時光。生日，畢業舞會，猶太教成人禮。
But none of them will compare with tonight! My God, I don't wanna forget this moment!
但任憑什么都比不上今晚！天啊，我想銘記這個瞬間！
It's like I wanna take a mental picture of you all. Click.
我要在腦海中幫你們拍張照。咔嚓。
I don't think the flash went off.
我覺得閃光燈沒開。
I'm gonna go find the men's room, be right back.
我要去趟洗手間，馬上回來。
I'll go with you. Come on.
我跟你一起去。 快來。
Somewhere there is someone with a tranquilizer gun and a huge butterfly net looking for that man.
有人躲在某個地方端著麻醉槍握著大蝴蝶網 在找那個家伙。
I have to go to the bathroom too, but I don't want him complimenting my thing.
我也想上廁所但我不想讓他夸獎我的小弟弟。
So glad we weren't in the car. Did he ever let up?
還好我們沒在車上，他有安靜的時候嗎？
He called the Long Island Expressway a "concrete miracle."
他稱長島高速公路為"水泥奇跡"。
This room. This night. That waiter! His shoes! I must take a mental picture! Ooh, sorry...
這個房間，這個夜晚。那個服務生，他的鞋子！我要在腦海中拍張照！抱歉。
Were you guys making fun of Parker?
你們在取笑派克嗎？
That depends, how much did you hear?
那得看你聽到了多少。
He's a little enthusiastic. What's wrong with that?
他是有點狂熱，可那有什么不對？
It's just that, it's so much. Well, so what? I like him.
他太過火了。 那又怎么樣？我喜歡他。
Do I make fun of the people that you've dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends don't do that. But, you want my opinion?
我會取笑你們的約會對象嗎？泰格、珍妮絲、蒙娜。不，因為朋友不會那么做。你們想知道我的想法嗎？
Do you want it? 'Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like a who's who of human crap!
依我看來，你們的約會紀錄加起來基本等同于人渣史！
I feel terrible. I know.
我覺得好內疚。 我知道。
What was wrong with Mona?
蒙娜有哪里不好？
Open it, open it, open it. Yeah, baby!
快打開快打開。 好的，寶貝。
So we never got to hear about your wedding.
我們都沒聽說你們舉辦了婚禮。
We were surprised we weren't invited.
我們很訝異自己沒有受到邀請。
Oh, no, no, no, it was just our parents and 1 or 2 friends. It was a small wedding.
不，只有我們父母和幾位親友參加。婚禮的規模很小。
But it was beautiful. I mean it was small, but kind of spectacular.
但場面很美。婚禮雖小，一應俱全。
Where did you have it?
你們在哪里舉行的婚禮？
On a cliff in Barbados, at sunset. And Stevie Wonder sang "Isn't She Lovely" as I walked down the aisle.
在巴巴多斯懸崖上的黃昏婚禮。我走上紅毯時，史提夫·汪達唱著《她真美》。
Really? Yeah. Stevie's an old family friend.
真的嗎？ 是的，史提夫是我們家的朋友。
Oh, my God. That sounds amazing.
天啊。那真的是太棒了。
I'd love to see pictures. Yeah, so would I.
我想看照片。 對，我也是。
You wouldn't think Annie Liebowitz would forget to put film in the camera.
你們不會相信安妮·萊波維茲會忘了裝底片。
Would you, would you excuse us for a second? What are you doing?
請允許我們失陪一下。你這是要干什么？
What? I'm not you. This may be my only wedding I ever have.
怎么了，我又不是你。那可能是我唯一一場婚禮。
And I want it to be amazing.
我希望婚禮很精彩。 好吧。
Ok, ok. Ooooh, ooh maybe I rode in on a Harley.
或許我該騎著哈雷摩托入場。
Okay. Ross, it has to be realistic.
羅斯，我們得編得現實一點。
Say, are you okay? You seem kind of quiet.
你還好嗎？你一直不太講話。
No, I'm fine. I'm great. I'm with you.
我沒事，我很好，我跟你在一起。
And I'm with you. What a great time to be alive! Look at this plate bouncy thing.
而我跟你在一起，活著真好看看這個送盤器。
What an inspired solution to man's plate dispensing problems.
這是個天才發明，解決了盤子分發的問題。
