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You're subdued.
你好壓抑。
Did you give him a beer?
你給它喝啤酒了嗎？
No.
沒有。
Will you excuse us? We need to talk for a moment.
請回避一下，我們需要談談。
Yeah, sure. Oh, me, right.
沒問題。是我，好吧。
He's miserable. What happened to him? Nothing.
它很難過，怎么回事？ 沒事。
We just talked about stuff. What stuff?
我們不過是聊了些事情。 什么事？
Rachel stuff.
關于瑞秋的事。
Oh, Joey, you bummed him out!
喬伊，你害得它都抑郁了
This is the happiest dog in the world. And he spends half a day with you, and look at him!
這可是世上最開心樂觀的狗。它才陪了你半天，瞧它現在！
He's breathing.
它還在喘氣。
Okay, I'm gonna take him back to Wendy's.
我要把它送回溫蒂家。
No, no, no, no! He's fine! Now hey look, look, look!
別啊。它好著呢，你看。
Here's your ball! Get the ball! Get your ball! Get your ball! Get your ball!
快接球！去接球！去接球！
Get...God, what have I done to you? I broke the dog, Pheebs! I broke the dog!
去……天啊，我對你做了什么？我害了這只狗，菲比！我把它整崩潰了！
Well, I'm, uh, going to pick up Mona. What've you got going tonight?
我要去接蒙娜。今晚你要做什么？
Oh, I got big Valentine's plans.
我有個很棒的情人節計劃。
I got my Chinese food on the way, and the rest of your saltwater taffy.
我訂了中國菜，還有鹽水太紀糖可以吃。
You know, it's interesting. Most people think that's made with seawater, when in fact...
有意思的是，多數人以為里面添加了海水 但事實上……
Ross, we actually watched the documentary together.
羅斯，我們是一起看的那部紀錄片。
Oh, my Chinese food. I'll get my cash.
我的外賣來了。我去拿錢。
Mona? What are...? Hi!
蒙娜？你怎么…… 嗨！
What are you doing here? I'm supposed to pick you up.
你怎么自己來了？我應該去接你的。
Change of plans. I made you a special Valentine's dinner. Surprise!
計劃有變。我幫你做了特制情人節晚餐。大驚喜！
Oh! Hey, Mona! Hi! Hi. Hi, Rachel!
嗨，蒙娜！ 嗨，瑞秋。
What's she doing here?
她在這里做什么？
I have no idea.
我不知道啊。
I'll be watching TV if anybody needs me.
如果你們要找我，我在房里看電視。
Seriously, what is she doing?
她到底在這里做什么？
Uh...you know lately, she just likes hanging out here.
最近，她喜歡待在這里。
Why? I think she's lonely.
為什么？ 我覺得她很寂寞。
Okay, but it's Valentine's Day.
但今天是情人節。
I know. Can't we ask her to go?
我知道。 我們能請她離開嗎？
Well, no, she's way too emotional. And by emotional, I mean crazy!
不行，她情緒波動太大了。其實我是說，她神經失常了。
I'm not here. That's just my Chinese food.
別管我，我的外賣來了。
Oh, my god. She has food delivered here?
天啊！她還把外賣叫到這里來了？
Mm hmm. Yes, she's she's emotional, but, but ballsy.
對，雖說她情緒起伏，但卻精力充沛。
You know what I'm going to do? I'm gonna get in my sweats and eat this in bed.
知道我怎么打算的嗎？我要去換上運動服，躺在床上吃飯。
And you thought she was gonna be in our way!
你還以為她會妨礙到我們呢！
So, okay. Why don't you open the champagne, and I will be right back. I've got a surprise for you.
你把香檳打開，我馬上回來。我有個大驚喜給你。
You got another ex wife back there?
你還有別的前妻也藏在里面嗎？
Please start drinking.
請開始喝香檳吧。
I'm just gonna grab the phone. Oh, Rachel! Wait!
我只是來拿電話。 瑞秋，等一下。
Hey, um I I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but, but, um...what're you doing?
我希望你不要誤會。可你這是在干嘛？
Oh, sorry, do you need the phone?
抱歉，你要用電話嗎？
No, no. Listen, Ross is too nice to say anything, but this is his apartment, and, and, we we gotta have some boundaries,so,
不。聽著，羅斯太好心，沒辦法說出口，但這是他的公寓。我們需要隱私，
so why don't you just go back to your place and and give us some privacy?
你為什么不回你家，給我們留點隱私呢？
But, Mona, I live here.
但是蒙娜，我住在這里。
Happy Valentine's Day!
情人節快樂！
Or, something to remember me by.
這也可以作為分手禮物。
How long has it been this time? 90 seconds.
這次是多久？ 九十秒。
That's better.
有進步。
Ninety seconds is a long time not to think about it. Except all I did was think about it.
九十秒沒去想那個場景，已經很久了。但其實我滿腦子全是那些畫面。
You know. It haunts me.
知道嗎，我也忘不了。
Up till now, the worst thing I ever saw, was my father doing tequila shots off the naked houseboy.
我之前見識過最不堪入目的事是我爸跟脫光的男仆把酒言歡。
After this, I would gladly make that my screen saver.
看完這個，我甚至樂意把他們的照片做成屏保。
Ok, well, we have to get past this! Why don't we just get rid of the tape and pretend it never existed?
我們得忘了這件事。我們把錄像帶扔掉，假裝不存在怎么樣？
I could do that. Okay.
這點我能做到。 好。
Okay. Now all we gotta do is get rid of this chair.
現在我們只要丟掉這張椅子就行。
Oh, thank God! I know.
謝天謝地！ 可不是嘛。
Come in!
請進！
Hi. I'm so sorry to barge in on your Valentine, but...I had to get away from the yelling.
抱歉，破壞了你們的情人節。但我實在受不了，他們吵來吵去。
Mona's dumping Ross.
蒙娜要跟羅斯分手。
Oh, my God. Poor Ross.
天啊。 可憐的羅斯。
Oh, great. We have to watch him do yoga in his underwear, but for this he closes the drapes!
平時我們得看他穿內褲做瑜伽，結果現在他卻把窗簾拉上了。
Rach, you know that birthing tape you wanted to see? It's here.
瑞秋，關于你想看的那卷生產錄影帶，在我這里。
Oh, and we should warn you, before you watch it: don't watch it.
我們得在你看之前警告你。千萬別看。
Why? You saw it? Is it scary?
為什么？你們看過了？很可怕嗎？
Well, let's just say that it's ironic how footage of someone being born can make you want to kill yourself.
諷刺的是 "生"孩子的畫面讓人很想去"死"。
Well, well now, wait. Now I'm all freaked out. Come on, you guys will watch it with me.
現在我被嚇住了，你們能跟我一起看嗎？
No, but I'll leave a sweater that smells like me right next to you.
不行，但我會把有我體味的毛衣放在你旁邊。
Come on, be seriously, you guys, you're not gonna make me watch this alone? !
說真的，你們不能讓我一個人看這種東西。
She's right...of course not. Honey, get the tape.
她說得對，當然不行。親愛的，去拿錄影帶。
This reminds me of a very specific part of the tape. Here we go.
這個動作我想起了錄影帶里的某一段內容。來吧。
Okay. Oh, my.
好吧。天啊。
Woah! Why is that baby torturing that woman? !
為什么寶寶要折磨那個女人？
Why have I seen this thing three times?
為什么這種玩意我要連看三次？
It's still beautiful.
但還是很美好啊。
It's horrible!
好可怕！
I know, I know! I'm so sorry for you! Oh, my god.
我知道，我為你感到難過 天啊。
You guys! You guys, look! What? What? Did her ass explode?
你們快看！ 怎么，她屁股爆炸了嗎？
No, the baby's out. Look, look.
不，寶寶出來了，你們看。
Oh, look at those little fingers and toes!
看看那些小手指跟小腳趾。
And look how happy the mom is now!
看看媽媽現在有多高興。
Oh, Rach.
瑞秋。
Oh, screw you guys, you don't have to do it!
去你們的！要生孩子的又不是你們！
Hey. Hey, Wh uh
嗨。 嗨。
What's up? Mona just dumped me.
怎么了？ 蒙娜剛剛甩了我。
Oh, man, I'm sorry. Why?
天啊，我很遺憾，為什么？
Well, with everything that's been going on lately, I haven't exactly been the perfect boyfriend.
從我最近的種種表現來看，我算不上個稱職的男友。
You know, I mean, I I didn't tell her I got Rachel pregnant. Then I I uh, I gave her a key to my apartment, and then had the locks changed!
我沒有告訴她，我讓瑞秋懷孕了。我給了她我家的鑰匙，然后換了鎖。
Then I lied to her about Rachel moving in with me.
關于瑞秋搬到我家的事，我跟她撒了謊。
In a way, I I judge her for not breaking up with me sooner.
其實，我想怪她不早點跟我分手。
Still, that really sucks, man. Just on Valentine's Day. Yeah.
這打擊太大了。特別是在情人節。 是啊。
Wait a minute. What are you doing here? Joey Tribbiani without a date on Valentine's Day? What's going on, huh? Girl trouble?
等一下，你在這里做什么？喬伊·崔比安尼在情人節沒有約會？發生了什么事？遇上感情困擾了嗎？
Sort of. Yeah. Really?
可以那么說。 真的嗎？
You don't have to seem so happy about it.
你不必表現得這么高興。
Sorry. Well, uh look, maybe, maybe I can help.
抱歉，或許我能幫忙。
Hey hey, whatever it is, I am sure it has happened to me.
不論發生了什么事，我相信我也有相同的經驗。
You you know, actually once once I got dumped during sex.
事實上，我有次在做愛過程中被甩了。
So anyway, uh, so wh what is it?
到底發生了什么事？
Forget about it. It's no big deal.
算了，沒什么大不了的。
Come on, Joey, what is it? It's nothing.
少來了，怎么了？ 沒事。
Hey, hey, it's me. Why can't you tell me?
你連我都不能告訴嗎？
Okay. Sit down.
好吧，坐下。
There's this woman that I like a lot. But it can't happen.
我很喜歡一個女人。但我們不可能在一起。
She's not a Tribbiani?
她不會是你的姐妹吧？
No!
不是！
So, uh, so was she, uh, someone from work?
她是你的同事嗎？
Yes.
對。
Well, does she like you?
她喜歡你嗎？
Sometimes I think maybe she could. But it doesn't matter, because I can't do anything about it.
有時候我覺得是的。但這都無濟于事，因為我不能追她。
Why not?
為什么？
It's complicated.
事情很復雜。
She was with this other guy for a long time. Someone from work too.
她跟另一個男人交往了很久。他也是我的同事。
And I could never do that to the guy, you know? Because we're really good friends.
我不能對他做那種事，因為我們是好朋友。
Ok. So, uh, this this guy, she used to go out with, is, uh...is he still in love with her?
以前跟她交往過的那個男人還愛著她嗎？
No, I don't think so.
我想應該不愛了。
Okay. Is he a good guy?
好吧。他是好人嗎？
Yeah, he's the best.
對，他最棒了。
Then talk to him.
那就跟他談談。
He might be fine with it. I don't know.
他可能不會介意呢。 我不知道。
Joey, come on, it's worth finding out, if you really like her.
喬伊，如果你真的喜歡她，這值得一試。
I do, so much. I can't stop thinking about her. I can't sleep...
我真的非常喜歡她。我沒辦法不想她，我睡不著……
Okay, Joey, you know what? You you have to go for it.
你知道嗎，喬伊，你得盡力去爭取。
How often does this happen to you? You you owe it to yourself.
你多久才會動一次真情？你要對自己負責。
Here's your warm milk.
你的溫牛奶來了。
I'm I'm gonna...uh...I'm gonna put the bourbon in it at home, you know.
我要回家加點波本酒。
Anyway...seriously, just...just talk to the guy, ok? And let me know how it goes.
說真的，跟那個男的談談，好嗎？告訴我結果。
It's Rachel.
是瑞秋。
You're having a baby and you need to be prepared.
你要生孩子了，你得做好準備。
And you're gonna make yourself watch the whole thing. Just do it!
你得看完整只錄影帶。看吧。
I came to the big city to become a star. I'll do anything to make that happen.
我來到這個大城市，希望成為大明星。為了圓夢，我任何事都愿意做。
Anything?
任何事？
Maybe it starts with how she gets pregnant.
可能一開始講的是她怎么懷上的。
