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Hey, I got you a present!
我?guī)湍銈儨?zhǔn)備了一份禮物！
Oh, my goodness, where did you hide it?
天啊，你之前把它藏在哪里了？
I got it for your wedding and I ordered it weeks ago, and it finally got here!
我?guī)字芮坝喠水?dāng)做你們結(jié)婚的禮物，現(xiàn)在終于送來(lái)了。
Pheebs, you didn't have to get us anything for our wedding you already sang...
菲比，你不必送我們結(jié)婚禮物，你已經(jīng)唱過(guò)……
I love it! It's huge! Let's open it! Let's open it!
我喜歡！好大啊！快打開(kāi)吧！
It's a Ms. Pac Man machine! Oh, my God!
是"吃豆小姐"的游戲機(jī)！ 我的天啊！
I didn't know where to put it, so I just left it here for now.
我不知道該放到哪里，就暫時(shí)放在客廳了。
Oh well, maybe we can put it in the guest bedroom. Yeah, okay.
我們可以把它放在客房。 好吧。
I kind of like it here.
我覺(jué)得放在這里挺好。
Do you really like it?
你真的喜歡嗎？
Are you kidding? ! I practically spent my entire childhood at the arcade. This is like...Oh my God, this is like my second favorite game!
開(kāi)什么玩笑？我小時(shí)候整天待在游樂(lè)場(chǎng)里。這是我第二喜歡的游戲
Oh really? What was your first?
你最喜歡什么？
Well I I don't really remember the name of it.
我記不得名字了。
Well, what did it do?
內(nèi)容是什么？
Well, you just you put a quarter in and you know pull pull some handles and you win like a candy bar or something.
把銅板放進(jìn)去，拉把手就能拿到糖果。
A vending machine?
自動(dòng)販賣機(jī)？
Don't feel bad for me. I won every time!
別可憐我。每次我都會(huì)贏！
Hey! Um, I'm so glad you guys are here. I've been dying to tell someone what happened in the Palaeontology Department today.
我很高興你們都在。我等不及要告訴大家古生物系今天的新聞了。
Do you think he saw us, or can we still slip out?
你覺(jué)得他看到了我們嗎，還有機(jī)會(huì)溜走嗎？
Professor Newman, the head of the department, is retiring, so...
系主任諾曼教授要退休了，所以……
They made you head of the department!
你升職系主任了！
No, I get to teach one of his advanced classes!
不，我要接手他其中一門高級(jí)課！
Why didn't I get head of the department?
我為什么沒(méi)當(dāng)上系主任？
Oh! Hey Rach, listen umm...I got a big date coming up. Do you know a good restaurant?
瑞秋，我有個(gè)重要約會(huì)。你知道哪家餐廳不錯(cuò)嗎？
Uh, Paul's Cafe. It's got great food and it's really romantic.
保羅餐廳。那里東西好吃，氣氛又很浪漫。
Ooh, great! Thanks!
太棒了。謝謝。
Oh, and then afterwards you can take her to the Four Seasons for drinks.
然后帶她到四季飯店喝東西。
Or you go downtown and listen to some jazz. Or dancing Oh! Take her dancing!
或是到城里聽(tīng)爵士樂(lè)，或是跳舞。帶她去跳舞吧
You sure are naming a lot of ways to postpone sex.
你真的很會(huì)拖延性愛(ài)的進(jìn)度。
I miss dating. Getting all dressed up and going to a fancy restaurant.
我懷念約會(huì)的感覺(jué)。可以盛裝打扮去高級(jí)餐廳吃飯。
I'm not gonna be able to do that for so long, and it's so much fun!
我很久都沒(méi)法再出去約會(huì)了。那真的很有趣。
I mean not that sitting at home worrying about giving birth to a sixteen pound baby is not fun.
其實(shí)坐在這里擔(dān)心生孩子的事也挺有意思。
Hey, you know what? Huh?
嘿，這樣吧。 恩？
Why don't I take you out.
我?guī)愠鋈ゼs會(huì)。
What? Joey, you don't wanna go on a date a pregnant lady.
什么？喬伊，你可不想跟孕婦約會(huì)。
Yes I do! And we're gonna go out, we're gonna have a good time, we're gonna take your mind off of childbirth and c sections and and giant baby heads stretching out...
我愿意，我們就出去好好享受一番。我會(huì)讓你忘了生孩子，剖腹產(chǎn)寶寶的頭撐大……
Ok! Ok! I'll go with you! I'll go! I'll go with you.
好吧，我答應(yīng)你，我跟你去。
It will be fun. All right.
會(huì)很好玩的。 好吧。
No. No! Yes! Ahh. Oh, would you look at that Monica? I just knocked off all of your top scores, how sad.
不不！太棒了！快來(lái)看啊，莫妮卡。我打敗了你的最佳成績(jī)，真可惜。
Ok, I'm next. No! Don't start another game! I said I'm next! Phoebe!
好吧，輪到我了。別再開(kāi)始新一盤了，輪到我了！菲比。
Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you over all the winning.
抱歉，我贏得太開(kāi)心，聽(tīng)不到你說(shuō)話。
Chandler, Phoebe's hogging the game.
錢德勒，菲比在霸占游戲機(jī)。
Who cares? It's a stupid game.
至于嗎？不過(guò)是個(gè)愚蠢的游戲。
Oh, you only think it's stupid 'cause you suck at it.
你覺(jué)得它蠢是因?yàn)槟阃娴锰d。
I don't suck. It sucks. You suck.
我不遜。是游戲太遜。你才遜。
Wait okay, if this game is gonna cause problems between the two of you, then maybe I should just keep it.
如果這個(gè)游戲會(huì)惹得你們倆鬧別扭，那我還是自己留著玩吧。
No no no! No! I love it! It is a great present! But you know, in fact, why don't you go home and wait for the thank you card?
不不不！我喜歡它！這個(gè)禮物棒極了！你為什么不回家等我給你寄感謝賀卡呢？
Why do you wanna play this game so badly?
你為什么這么想玩這個(gè)游戲？
Yeah! It's not like it spits out a Clark bar after every game.
是啊，又不是每玩完一盤就往外吐糖果。
Ok. Phoebe that's it. Come on, get out out of the chair. Come on! Come on! Out of the chair. Oh come...Phoebe!
好吧，菲比，夠了。快起來(lái)。快點(diǎn)，快點(diǎn)，起來(lái)。菲比！
Joey, could you get that?
喬伊，麻煩你去開(kāi)門好嗎？
What are you doing here? I thought you were in your room.
你怎么在這兒？我以為你在房里。
No, I'm picking you up for our date. These are for you.
我是來(lái)接你去約會(huì)的。這是送你的。
Ohh, Lilies. Joey, they're my favorite. Thank you.
百合花，這是我最喜歡的花，謝謝。
And a brownie. Well, half a brownie. Actually, it's just a bag. It's a long walk from the flower shop and I felt faint, so...
還有巧克力布朗尼。好吧，只剩一半了。其實(shí)只剩袋子了。從花店走回來(lái)真的很遠(yuǎn)，我餓得頭暈，所以……
Oh man! This is so great! I actually feel like I'm going on a real date!
這簡(jiǎn)直太棒了！我覺(jué)得好像真的在約會(huì)。
Although, I have a hint of morning sickness, and I'm wearing underwear that goes up to about there.
不過(guò)我有種要晨吐的感覺(jué)，而且我穿的內(nèi)褲褲腰高到這里。
Hey, come on. This is a real date. So nice place you got here. Foosball. Pizza box. Oh, a subscription to Playboy. My kind of woman.
少來(lái)了，這就是真正的約會(huì)。你家好漂亮。桌上足球，披薩盒。還有花花公子雜志，你是我喜歡的那種女人。
Yeah, actually that's my roommate's.
事實(shí)上，那是我室友的雜志。
I would like to meet him. He sounds like a stand up guy.
我想見(jiàn)見(jiàn)他，他似乎是個(gè)好男人。
Ah yes, but he's very protective of me so you'd better watch yourself.
但他對(duì)我的保護(hù)欲很強(qiáng)，你最好小心一點(diǎn)。
Ah...Hey, so uh, this roommate of yours...is he good looking? Hm mmm.
你室友很帥嗎？ 嗯。
Oh yeah, it must be tough to keep your hands off him, huh?
你一定要很努力才能控制自己不愛(ài)上他。
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure he's gay.
我很確定他是男同志。
No no no no, he's not! No! Why are you trying to ruin the game? Come on!
不不不不，他才不是呢！你為什么要破壞這個(gè)游戲？別這樣嘛。
...which brings us back, of course, to Greely's theory of dominance. Ok, that that's all for today. Oh, uh does anyone know where the Freeman building is?
……這就又回到了葛瑞利的骨牌理論。今天的課就到這里。有人知道費(fèi)利曼樓在哪里嗎？
Yeah. It's the new building on Avenue A.
那是A大道的新大樓。
What? That's all the way across town. I'm supposed to teach a graduate seminar there in ten minutes.
什么？那在城里的另一邊。我十分鐘內(nèi)得趕到那里給研究生上課。
Dude, that's not gonna happen.
那是不可能的。
Move it! Move it! Move it! Hey! I'm the teacher!
快閃開(kāi)！我是老師！
Hello.
大家好。
Sorry I'm a little late. Whoa, a lot late.
抱歉我遲到了，嚴(yán)重遲到了。
Well, let me start by introducing myself. I'm Professor Geller.
我從自我介紹開(kāi)始吧。我是蓋勒教授。
So to sum up I'm Professor Geller. Good job today.
總而言之，我是蓋勒教授，今天大家表現(xiàn)很好。
Now the filet mignon, what comes with that?
菲力牛排搭配什么？
There's a side of steamed vegetables.
配菜是蒸蔬菜。
Now, instead of the vegetables, is there anyway that I could substitute the um three pound lobster?
除了蔬菜，我可以用其他什么菜品搭配三磅龍蝦嗎？
You know what? Bring her both. And I'll have the same.
幫她把兩道菜都送上來(lái)。我跟她點(diǎn)一樣的東西。
Wow! This is shaping up to be a pretty good date Oh, I almost forgot. I didn't pay you the rent check.
感覺(jué)這次約會(huì)很成功。我差點(diǎn)忘了，我沒(méi)付你房租。
Oh whoa whoa whoa, no roommate stuff. Ok? We're on a date.
別當(dāng)我們是室友，行嗎？我們?cè)诩s會(huì)。
Ok. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?
我就要知道喬伊·崔比安尼是怎么跟人約會(huì)的了。你有什么招數(shù)嗎？
No! No. Umm, just myself and if they don't like me for I'm sorry I couldn't even get through that.
不，我只會(huì)做我自己，如果她們不喜歡我……抱歉，這種話我實(shí)在說(shuō)不下去。
I knew it. I knew it. Come on tell me your moves.
我就知道，快告訴我你有什么招數(shù)。
Uh, alright. Umm, well, ok, I usually start by having a bottle of wine sent to my table from a fan.
好吧。約會(huì)一開(kāi)始，我會(huì)假裝有影迷送紅酒給我。
Oh, my God. And that works?
天啊。這招管用嗎？
Well, it does when you combine it with, "This is so embarrassing, I just wanna have a normal life!"
你得加上一句"真是太不好意思了，我只想過(guò)正常人的生活！"
Oh, you poor little famous man.
你們這些可憐的名人。
Oh ok, how about this one.
好吧，聽(tīng)聽(tīng)這招？
I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you but you're just so beautiful, I don't think I can.
我本來(lái)想等到送你回家再吻你，但你真的太美了，我實(shí)在難以自持。
Oh, my God! Wow, that was fantastic! I almost leaned in. I really almost did.
天啊這招太絕了！我差點(diǎn)就湊上去了！真的。
Alright, so...so tell me one of your moves.
告訴我你用的是什么招數(shù)。
All right.
好吧。
So where'd you grow up?
你是在哪里長(zhǎng)大的？
That's your move? Boy, Rach, you're lucky you're hot.
那就是你的招數(shù)？瑞秋，還好你長(zhǎng)得很美。
Come on, just answer the question.
快回答我的問(wèn)題。
Queens.
皇后。
And so were were you close to your parents?
你跟父母親近嗎？
Yeah, with my mom. Yeah, I'm not so much with my dad.
我跟媽媽親，跟爸爸不太說(shuō)話。
Why not?
為什么？
I don't know. I guess there's just always been this distance you know I mean we both try to pretend it's not there, but it is.
我不知道，感覺(jué)我們之間有種隔閡。我們都假裝沒(méi)有，但事實(shí)上不然。
It's gotta be rough.
那一定很辛苦。
Yeah, it is. Yeah it's really tough. You know sometimes I think Wow! Nice move!
對(duì)，真的很辛苦，有時(shí)候我覺(jué)得……太帥了！
"Where'd you grow up," so simple!
"你在哪里長(zhǎng)大的 "，這招好簡(jiǎn)單啊。
Thank you! And now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go to the restroom.
謝謝。對(duì)不起，我要去洗手間。
And now you're watching me walk away.
你在注視我離開(kāi)的背影。
Yes, I am! Again, so simple!
沒(méi)錯(cuò)！太簡(jiǎn)單了！
You are not gonna believe what I did today.
你一定不相信今天我做了什么。
Well it clearly wasn't showering or shaving.
很明顯，你沒(méi)洗澡，也沒(méi)刮胡子。
I got good. I played this game all day and now I rule at it! They should change the name of it to Ms. Chandler.
我玩了一整天這個(gè)游戲，現(xiàn)在我是第一名。他們應(yīng)該把它改名為"錢德勒小姐"。
Although I I hope they don't.
還是不要好了。
Wait a minute, you stayed home all day and played Ms. Pac Man while I went off to work like some kind of chump? !
等等，你待在家里玩了一整天"吃豆小姐"而我在外面像牛一樣工作？
Uh huh, and I got all the top ten scores, I erased Phoebe off the board! High five!
我包辦了前十名，把菲比擠下了排行榜。擊掌慶祝一下吧！
What is the matter with your hand?
你的手是怎么了？
Well I've been playing it for like eight hours, it it'll loosen up. Come on, check out the scores. Oh, and also look at the initials, they're dirty words.
我打了八小時(shí)的電動(dòng)。會(huì)放松下來(lái)的，看看我的比分記錄。再看看我編的名字，全是臟話。
Chandler, why would you do that?
錢德勒，你為什么要那么做？
Because it's awesome.
因?yàn)檫@樣很帥氣。
You think it's clever?
你覺(jué)得那么做很聰明嗎？
Well, you know, they only give you three letters, so after A S S it is a bit of a challenge.
我只能寫下三個(gè)字母，除了ASS外，其它名字很難想。
Hey wait a minute, this one is not dirty.
嘿等等，這不是臟話。
Well it is when you put it together with that one.
把它跟那個(gè)連在一起就是了。
Well if you don't clear this off, you won't be getting one of those from me.
如果你不辦法把它清掉，以后就別想從我這里嘗到那種甜頭。
Ben's coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this can't be there.
本明天會(huì)過(guò)來(lái)玩游戲，不能讓他看到這個(gè)。
Come on. He won't even know what they mean.
拜托，他都不知道這些詞是什么意思。
Chandler, he's 7, he's not stupid.
錢德勒，他都七歲了，他又不笨。
Have you talked to him lately?
最近你跟他談過(guò)嗎？
All right, look I'm just gonna unplug it.
我要把插頭拔掉。
No no no, if you unplug it, I'll have nothing to show for my day! It would be like I was at work.
別啊，拔掉之后，我今天就等于一無(wú)所獲。那和上班又有什么區(qū)別。
No! Hey look at that! Look at that, it's still there! This thing must have some kind of primitive ROM Chip in it or something!
不！你看！記錄還在！這玩意一定是用的原始記憶晶片。
Honey you you gotta beat your scores!
你得打敗自己的成績(jī)。
With the claw?
我的手指都張不開(kāi)了。
All right fine. Fine, I'll do it. Just gotta get this off the screen. Carol and Susan are still upset that you taught him pull my finger.
好吧，讓我來(lái)，我得把這些詞消掉。卡羅爾和蘇珊還在氣你教他"拉我的手指"。
