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Because uh…we we…we split up. Monica and I split up. Hold me.
因?yàn)槲覀兎志恿?。莫妮卡跟我分居了。抱著我?/div>
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Good God, Bing. I…well I can't say I'm altogether surprised, I saw the way she looked at you, and there was no love there. And the way she looked at me, pure lust.
天啊，賓，我倒也不覺得詫異。我看到她看你的眼神，就知道她不愛你。而她看著我時(shí)卻充滿了愛欲。
You know what would really help me through this tough time is choking someone. Can I choke you?
在這種時(shí)候，只有掐人脖子才能讓我泄憤。我能掐你嗎？
Bing my boy, we're gonna get you over this. Now here's the plan, grab your coat, we're going to a strip club.
賓，孩子，我得讓你放下這件事。我有個(gè)計(jì)劃。拿著你的外套，我們?nèi)ッ撘挛杈銟凡浚?/div>
Oh no no no, Monica would freak. But to hell with that bitch.
不，莫妮卡會(huì)生氣的。但誰管那個(gè)臭女人呢！
Here we go. Mona umm, I think it's time we we had a conversation about about where things are with us.
咖啡來了。蒙娜，我們?cè)撜務(wù)勎覀冎g的關(guān)系了。
Yeah, I I think I suggested that.
是啊，那還是我先提出來的。
Aw, we we are so…So umm, well I I I really like you and I I love umm, y' know hanging out with you. And I mean I'm having a lot of fun.
我們簡直...我真的很喜歡你。我喜歡跟你在一起。和你相處，我非常開心。
Okay.
好吧。
I mean, there's no point in spending time with someone if if it's just fun. It's gotta be, it's gotta be going somewhere, right? So where is it going?
如果只是為了好玩，我們就不必交往了。我們得有結(jié)果，對(duì)吧？我們會(huì)有什么結(jié)果？
Ah! That's that's the real question. And and the answer is…is it's going somewhere…fun.
這才是實(shí)質(zhì)性的問題。答案是，我們會(huì)相處得很開心。
Now I I know what you're thinking, fun was fine for you like ten years ago y' know, but you're you're not getting any younger.
我知道你在想什么。如果是十年前，還可以找找樂子。但現(xiàn)在你也不年輕了。
No I mean-No not you, not you, you-you are getting younger. I mean-you you look like you're getting younger by the second-What's your secret?
我不是說你，不是你。你越來越年輕了！你每一秒都在變年輕。你有什么秘訣？
I'm sorry, so umm, so where are we?
抱歉，所以我們發(fā)展到哪一步了？
Well, well to sum up, we're having fun, you look young.
總而言之，我們相處得很開心。你看起來很年輕。
Okay... But that's not enough.
好吧…… 但這還遠(yuǎn)遠(yuǎn)不夠。
So… So…h(huán)ere's a key to my apartment.
所以，這是我家的鑰匙。
Really?
真的嗎？
Really.
真的。
You don't think this is too fast?
你不覺得發(fā)展得太快了嗎？
You gave her a key to your apartment?
你給了她你家的鑰匙？
Not just a key. I gave her the only key! I am now a homeless person in a very serious relationship!
不僅是那樣，我把唯一的鑰匙給了她！我現(xiàn)在是個(gè)陷入認(rèn)真感情，無家可歸的家伙！
Hey. Ooh Ross! How'd the conversation go?
羅斯，你們談得如何？
Oh great, I live on the street.
很棒。我現(xiàn)在流落街頭了。
Where?
哪里？
Hey! Hi! Okay, Monica, Rachel this is my friend Roger. Hey everybody.
嗨。 好吧。莫妮卡，瑞秋，他是我朋友羅杰。 大家好。
Hi, Roger.
嗨，羅杰。
So umm, I'm gonna get us some drinks. Would you help me out?
我去拿飲料，你能過來幫我嗎？
Yeah, okay.
好吧。
He's here to have sex with you.
他是來跟你做愛的。
What? You're welcome.
什么？ 別客氣。
Phoebe, no! It's okay. He's a virgin.
菲比，不！ 沒關(guān)系，他是個(gè)處男。
Rachel umm, I was just talking to this guy and I think he'll have sex with you.
瑞秋，我跟這個(gè)家伙聊天。我覺得他要跟你做愛。
Yeah, okay let's leave these two alone.
讓他們兩個(gè)獨(dú)處一下吧。
No! I do not care what my hormones are doing, I am not going to just do it with some random guy!
不要！不管我的荷爾蒙怎么作祟！我不會(huì)隨便跟男人上床！
Fine! Then you tell Roger, because he was really looking forward to this!
好吧，那么你去告訴羅杰，因?yàn)樗娴暮芷诖@場艷遇。
Oh Bing, look at those twin sisters dancing together. Let me buy you a lap dance with those girls. Huh?
賓，快看那對(duì)雙胞胎姐妹一起跳舞。我出錢請(qǐng)她們?cè)谀愦笸壬咸G舞吧。
Oh that's all right sir, and that's just one girl.
不用了，而且只有一個(gè)女孩在跳舞。
Bing, what's this?
賓，這是什么？
It's a hand. It's a thing you use as a Jack and Coke holder.
那是我的手。用來幫你端酒的工具。
No. It's a wedding ring. You gotta get rid of it. We're gonna go to the East River right now and throw it in there!
不。是婚戒。你得把它丟掉。我們現(xiàn)在就到東河把它扔下去！
Oh no no no! Oh yeah yeah yeah, y' know I did it and I felt a hell of a lot better and if you whip it just right you might hit a seagull in the head.
不要！ 要！我就那么做了，感覺好很多！如果你仍得有準(zhǔn)頭，甚至可能會(huì)打中海鷗。
Okay, and oh I'm gonna need a bunch of extra keys. Apparently I give them away for no reason at all.
好吧，我需要一堆備用鑰匙。很明顯，我會(huì)毫無理由地把鑰匙送人。
Hey Ross, what's going on? You're changing the lock?
羅斯，發(fā)生了什么事？你在換鎖？
No. That guy is.
不是。是那個(gè)家伙在換鎖。
I don't understand. You give me a key to your apartment, and then you change the lock?
我這就不懂了，你剛把你家的鑰匙給我然后你就把鎖換了？
Good luck, buddy.
祝你好運(yùn)，哥們。
Umm, I I thought we were moving forward and now you're you're sending me all these mixed signals. What are you trying to tell me?
我以為我們往前邁進(jìn)了一步。而現(xiàn)在你卻向我發(fā)送各種混亂訊息。你到底想告訴我什么？
I'm trying to tell you I made you a mix tape.
我想告訴你，我?guī)湍沅浟艘痪砑\錄音帶。
What? I love you.
什么？ 我愛你。
And I love spending time with you.
我喜歡跟你在一起。
Hi, honey, I'm home.
老婆，我回來了。
From the tequila factory?
從龍舌蘭酒工廠回來的？
It was awful. To get out of going to dinner with Doug, I told him you and I split up.
感覺糟透了。為了逃避跟道格的晚餐約會(huì)，我告訴他你跟我分居了。
So then he took me to these strip clubs and sleazy bars, and then when I wouldn't give him my wedding ring, he threw a soda can at a bird.
他拖我去脫衣舞俱樂部，還有色情酒吧。我不肯把婚戒交給他，他就用汽水罐打小鳥。
Come here. I can breathe through my mouth.
過來，我可以用嘴巴呼吸。
You know what the worst part was?
你知道最糟糕的是什么嗎？
I got to see what my life would be like without you. It was like It's a Wonderful Life with lap dances.
我預(yù)見到了沒有你的生活是什么樣子。就像是《生活多美好》配上艷舞。
Please promise me that you'll never leave me that we'll grow old together, and be with each other for the rest of our lives.
請(qǐng)答應(yīng)我，你永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)離開我。我們會(huì)一起變老相伴一生。
I promise. Hey, speaking of together, how about we send out a holiday card this year?
我答應(yīng)你。說到相伴一生，我們今年一起寄節(jié)日賀卡吧？
Ooh, I don't know if we're there yet.
我不知道我們是不是到那個(gè)地步了。
Yes. Hi, I'd like to order a pizza. Okay, can I ask you a question?
我想訂披薩。我能問你一個(gè)問題嗎？
Is is the cute blond guy delivering tonight? Very "Abercrombie & Fitch." I'll call you back.
今晚是那個(gè)金發(fā)帥哥外送嗎？長得又酷又時(shí)髦的那個(gè)。我再打給你。
Who was that?
你在跟誰打電話？
It's just the pizza place.
我在訂披薩。
You hung up on the pizza place? I don't hang up on your friends.
你竟然掛掉了訂披薩的電話？我可不會(huì)掛掉你朋友的電話。
Sorry, honey, I'm just having a, having a rough day.
抱歉，今天我過得不順心。
Oh, what's wrong?
怎么了？
Oh you really, you really just don't want to hear about it.
你不會(huì)想聽的。
Then why did I ask?
不然我為什么要問？
Okay, it's just-and this is really embarrassing-but lately with this whole pregnancy thing I'm just finding myself…h(huán)ow do I put this umm, erotically charged.
這真的很丟臉，但最近自從我懷孕后我發(fā)現(xiàn)自己……我該怎么說呢？春情大發(fā)。
Is that college talk for "horny"?
那是"性饑渴"的學(xué)名嗎？
Yeah. So y' know, I have all of these feelings and I don't know what to do about them, because I can't date like a normal person, which is fine because I don't need a relationship, I mean all I really want is one great night.
對(duì)。我心中充滿了欲望但卻不知道該怎么處理。我沒辦法像正常人去約會(huì)，這沒關(guān)系，因?yàn)槲也恍枰信笥?。我只想要一夜情?/div>
Just sex, y' know? No strings attached, no relationship, just with someone that I feel comfortable with and who knows what he's doing.
只有性愛就好。沒有牽絆，不談戀愛。就跟我喜歡的人在一起，他懂得掌握分寸。
For just one great night. I mean, is that really so hard to find? So how was your day?
只要共度一夜春宵。真的就那么難找到嗎你今天過得如何？
Good, I uh, I saw a pretty big pigeon.
很好，我看見一只超大的鴿子。
Well, I gotta get up early, and it's almost 7:00.
我還得早起，都快七點(diǎn)了。
Yeah, I gotta, I gotta go to my room to. Okay, good night!
我得回房了。 晚安！
Good night!
晚安。
I can't do it! I didn't ask you to do it!
我不能那么做！ 我沒有要你那么做！
You're Rachel! You're Joey!
你是瑞秋！ 你是喬伊！
You're my friend! Right back at you.
你是我的朋友！ 你也是我的朋友。
Yeah but plus it would be wrong and weird and and and bad.
對(duì)，而且那樣是不對(duì)的，怪異又惡劣！
And so bad. I don't even know what you're talking about because I didn't ask you to do anything! I know!
太惡劣了。但我不知道你在說什么。因?yàn)槲覜]要求你做什么事！ 我知道！
Do you wanna do it? No!
你想做嗎？ 不想！
All right, me neither. I'm just testing you!
我也不想，我只是在考驗(yàn)?zāi)悖?/div>
Well, that's the end of this conversation!
那這件事就到此為止了。
This conversation never happened! Never happened!
就當(dāng)什么都沒發(fā)生過！ 沒錯(cuò)！
Good night! Good night!
晚安！ 晚安！
Get back in there!
快回你房里！
Hi. Listen, I'm sorry about that whole thing with Roger. It really wasn't right, and I, and I want to make it up to you, so umm, I brought you something that I think you'll really enjoy.
聽著，關(guān)于羅杰的事，我很抱歉。那么做很不合適，我想彌補(bǔ)你。我?guī)Я艘粯游矣X得你會(huì)喜歡的東西來。
Now this is just a loan, okay? I'm gonna, I'm gonna want him back. So…
我只是借給你用，好嗎？我還會(huì)把它拿回去。
I'm gonna go now. I'm sorry, I thought I could do it and I can't!
我得走了。抱歉，我以為我辦得到，但卻不行。
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| rough | [rʌf] |
想一想再看 adj. 粗糙的，粗略的，粗暴的，艱難的，討厭的，不適的 |
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| strings | [striŋz] |
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| understand | [.ʌndə'stænd] |
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| random | ['rændəm] |
想一想再看 adj. 隨機(jī)的，隨意的，任意的 |
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| choke | [tʃəuk] |
想一想再看 vi. 窒息，阻塞 |
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| strip | [strip] |
想一想再看 n. 長條，條狀，脫衣舞 |
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| pregnancy | ['pregnənsi] |
想一想再看 n. 懷孕 |
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| conversation | [.kɔnvə'seiʃən] |
想一想再看 n. 會(huì)話，談話 |
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| split | [split] |
想一想再看 n. 劈開，裂片，裂口 |
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| loan | [ləun] |
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