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Let me guess. You won.
讓我猜猜，你贏了。
Of course I won, but I was talking about my cousin Maria Conchita.
我當然贏了，但我說的是我表妹瑪麗亞·肯奇塔。
She had a nose like a toucan. She stuffed her body in this bikini. And at the end, she finished dead last.
她鼻子大得像巨嘴鳥。非得把身體塞進比基尼里。最后，她光榮犧牲了。
How is that a good story?
這故事的啟迪作用在哪兒？
She faced her fears, and it didn't kill her. What killed her two weeks later was a bus.
因為她直面恐懼，沒被恐懼嚇死。她是兩周后被一輛公交車撞死的。
Are you serious?
有沒有搞錯啊你？
Because she couldn't see anything coming with that big nose.
她那鼻子太大了擋視線沒看見車碾過來。
This guy has won six elections. I am way out of my league.
我的競爭對手贏過6次選舉。我真是力不從心。
Look, I don't know anything about this guy, But I know that you're a tough lady, and I come from a family of tough ladies.
聽著，我不了解你那競爭對手但我知道你是個女強人，姐姐我從小就是在女強人家嚇大的。
And I have to say, sometimes you scare me a little bit.
我必須承認，有時你的霸氣絕對嚇到我。
And I know that you're strong enough to win and definitely strong enough to be okay if you lose.
所以我堅信你必勝，就算輸了也會一笑而過。
I scare you?
我有嚇到你？
Are you kidding me? I want thanksgiving at my house!
那還用說？今年感恩節要在老娘家過(上季劇情)！
Why does everybody think I talk like that?
為何人人都覺得我說話就是那樣的？
This is it.
就是這兒了。
W-w-wait. No, no. Come on. Do we have a plan? It doesn't seem like we have a plan.
等等。別急。我們有作戰計劃嗎？貌似沒計劃好吧。
Yeah, I got a plan. Either he gives us the money, Or he gets a private performance from England Dan and John Ford Coley.
哥有計劃。那小兔崽子要是不還錢，就讓他嘗嘗哥的哼哼哈嘿雙截棍。
That's not a good plan. That's not even a good band.
你那算毛的好計劃啊。那樂隊本身就爛死了。
If all you're gonna do is criticize, just wait by the car.
你要是只想唧唧歪歪，還是在車里等著吧。
Okay, fine. I'll see you in jail. It's gonna be a big adjustment for two of you.
好吧。等我去探監你們吧。你倆可得花一大筆保釋金。
Yeah? -You peter? -What do you want?
什么事？-你是皮特嗎？-有何貴干？
You know Haley Dunphy? You owe her $900. We're here to collect. -You dig?
你認識海莉·鄧菲嗎？你欠她900塊。我們是來收錢的。-明白嗎？
I tried to call that girl, like, ten times, but her voice mail was always...full.
我給她打了N次電話了，但她語音信箱總是滿的。
That does sound like Haley.
確實挺像海莉的風格啊。
So how are you gonna make this right?
那你打算怎么挽救??？
You guys want the money, right? That's fine. I don't need any hassle. Hold on. I'll just...grab it.
你們就是想要錢嘛？沒問題。我也不想多費唇舌。等一下。我這就去取錢。
That was easy.
輕松搞定。
He's lucky he didn't put up a fight. I would've treated him to a reunion of Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young!
他倒是挺識趣沒敢動手。否則哥讓他嘗嘗無影腳，倚天劍加屠龍刀。
We got a runner! Runner! Stop! Get him! Stop! Get him! Stop!
那小子跑了！抓住他！抓住他！站??！站?。≌咀?！
No. No. No. No.
別跑。別跑。別跑。
I got him! -Oh, my god. You did! -Don't be so surprised.
我抓住他了！-天哪。你做到了！-別那么驚訝。
Help! He's slipping out of his skinny jeans.
快幫我！他要"金蟬脫褲"啦。
These are cute. I totally have these.
褲子好可愛哦。我也想要。
