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I've invented a science joke, would you like to hear it? -Sure.
我新編了一個科學(xué)笑話，想聽嗎？-好啊。
How many Edisons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
換一個燈泡要多少個愛迪生呢？
How many?
幾個？
Who cares? He stole the idea and doesn't deserve his own joke.
誰管他？他偷了燈泡這個創(chuàng)意，他不配有自己為主題的笑話。
Is that really true?
這是真的嗎？
Of course, that's how you know it's a good joke. It not only entertains, it informs.
當(dāng)然，所以你才能知道這是個好笑話。好笑話就是得寓教于樂。
Hey, sorry to interrupt.
抱歉打擾了。
Yeah, Barry, uh, how many Edisons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
巴里，換一個燈泡要多少個愛迪生呢？
Did you know Edison didn't actually invent the light bulb?
你知道燈泡實(shí)際上不是愛迪生發(fā)明的吧？(愛迪生不算是最早發(fā)明人，只能算是改良)
What do you want, Barry?
你來干嘛，巴里？
Just wanted to drop this off as a little thank you for Amy.
來給艾米送一份小小謝禮。
What's this for?
為什么送我禮物？
Your idea really helped me out. My light-cone quantization paper's online already. The response has been amazing.
你的點(diǎn)子真的幫了我大忙。我光錐量子化的論文已經(jīng)發(fā)表到網(wǎng)上了。反響非常棒。
Well, that's fascinating. I can't wait to read it.
那太好了。我迫不及待要去拜讀了。
Oh, no, me as well. Uh, please e-mail it to sheldon@bazinga. biz. Why "Dot-biz"?
我也是呢。請發(fā)到我電子郵箱sheldon@bazinga.biz。為什么是"點(diǎn)biz"？
Because I just gave you the business. And also bazinga. com was taken.
因?yàn)槲乙徽?quot;商"得你體無完膚。還因?yàn)閎azinga.com被人先注冊了。（。biz是business的縮寫，為商用領(lǐng)域的域名）
Anyway, thanks again. Cooper, suck eggs.
好啦，再次謝謝你。庫伯，去吃雞"蛋"吧。
Since when do you help out Barry Kripke?
你什么時候去幫巴里·克里普奇了？
Well, I'd been thinking about a cellular automata approach to neuronal connectivity,
我最近在思考通過元胞自動機(jī)來研究神經(jīng)元連接，
and I thought it might have some interesting applications to string theory-- it's not a big deal.
然后我覺得這可能對弦理論研究有些不錯的用途。小忙不值得一提啦。
Oh, really? When I was doing string theory and hit a dead end, why didn't you try to help me?
是嗎？我研究弦理論走進(jìn)死胡同那會兒你怎么沒想過來幫我呢？
I did, you said the only math biologists know is if you have three frogs and one hops away, that leaves two frogs.
我有啊，你說生物學(xué)家唯一懂的數(shù)學(xué)，就是如果有三只青蛙，一只跳走了那還剩下兩只。
That's pretty funny, that does sound like me.
還挺有哏的，的確像是我會說的話。
But that doesn't mean that you should be standing on street corners handing out your math to whatever guy comes along.
但這也不代表你就可以去站街邊，隨便哪個男人經(jīng)過，你就把你的計(jì)算給人家啊。
Sheldon, we're all scientists. I helped out a fellow colleague. You're being petty.
謝爾頓，我們都是科學(xué)家。我就是給一個同事幫個忙而已。你要不要這么小氣。
I'm being petty? You know Barry and I have a professional rivalry. You heard him-- he told me to suck eggs.
我小氣嗎？你明知道我跟巴里是職場上宿敵。你也聽到他說的了，他叫我去吃雞"蛋"。
If we were friends, he would have suggested I suck something more pleasant.
如果我跟他是朋友，那他就會叫我去吃些比較令人爽快的東西。
Why are you laughing? Did you learn something?
你笑什么？你是不是學(xué)壞了？
