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Rachel: Come on Daddy, listen to me! It's like all of my life, everyone has always told me, "You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!" And then today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a, a purse, you know? Or a, or a hat! No, I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying that I am a ha...It's a metaphor, Daddy!
爸爸，你聽我說。在我生命中，每個人總是對我說，"你是鞋子！你是鞋子，你是鞋子！"今天我停下來說 如果我不想當鞋子會怎樣？如果我想做手袋？或是帽子？不，我不是要你給我買頂帽子，我是說…我只是打個比方，爸爸！
Ross: You can see where he'd have trouble.
你知道他的麻煩在哪里了。
Rachel: Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.
好吧，也許我應該和莫妮卡待在這兒。
Monica: Well, I guess we've established she's staying here with Monica.
我猜我們已經決定誰和莫妮卡住在一起了。
Ross: Your money is mine, Green!
你的錢要歸我啦，格林。
Rachel: Your fly is open, Geller!
你的拉鏈沒拉上，蓋勒。
Phoebe: You guys, you know what I just realized? 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J' Coincidence?
伙計們，知道我剛發現了什么嗎？Joker（11）是帶"J"的Poker（撲克牌）巧合吧？
Chandler: Hey, that's...'joincidence' with a 'C'!
那真是帶"C"的'巧合（joincidence）'。
Phoebe: Eww, look. Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.
呃，看，那個丑陋裸男點了一堆蠟燭。
Rachel: Ow, that had to hurt!
那一定很痛。
Phoebe: Hey, it's your Thanksgiving too, you know, instead of watching football, you could help.
嗨，這也是你們的感恩節，除了看球賽，你也可以過來幫我們干點活。
The Guys: We will.
我們會的。
Monica: Hey, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmallows in concentric circles.
好了，瑞秋，你想把這些軟糖粒擺成一個同心圓。
Rachel: No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I, want to do this.
不，莫妮卡，是你想把它們擺成那樣，我只是想這樣。
Monica: Every year.
每年如此。
Joey: It's stuck!
我被卡住了！
Phoebe: Easy. Step. How did it get on?
小心階梯，你怎么會把頭給套進去了？
Joey: I put it on to scare Chandler!
我想把它戴上去嚇嚇錢德。
Phoebe: Oh my God! Monica's gonna totally freak out!
我的上帝，莫妮卡會抓狂的！
Joey: Plus, it smells really bad in here.
還有，這里面難聞得要命。
Phoebe: Yeah, of course it smells bad. You have your head inside a turkey's ass!
那是當然了，你腦袋伸到火雞的屁股里面去了。
Phoebe: Oh, Monica, oh.
哦，莫妮卡，哦。
Monica: Hey, did you get the turkey bast...Oh my God! Oh my God! Who is that?
嗨，你們把火雞…啊，我的上帝，我的上帝這是什么？
Joey: It's Joey.
是喬伊。
Monica: I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?
我明白了。如果我們贏，你們就得把那公雞處理掉。
Rachel: Oooohh that's interesting.
有意思。
Chandler: If you win, we give up the birds.
如果你們贏我們就放棄那只鳥兒。
Chandler: But if we win, we get your apartment.
但是，如果我們贏了我們要你們住的地方。
Monica: Deal!
一言為定！
Ross: What was Monica's nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?
莫妮卡當曲棍球守門員時候的綽號。
Joey: Big fat goalie.
大胖守門員。
Ross: Correct!
正確。
Ross:"Rachel claims it's her favorite movie."
瑞秋說她最喜歡的電影是？
Chandler: Dangerous Liaisons.
《危險關系》
Ross: Correct!
正確。
Ross: Her actual favorite movie is...
實際上她最喜歡的電影是？
Joey: Weekend at Bernie's.
《老板度假去》。
Ross: Correct.
正確。
Ross: Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?
莫妮卡給她的毛巾分類，一共分了多少類？
Joey: Everyday use.
每天用的。
Chandler: Fancy.
昂貴的。
Joey: Guest.
客人的。
Chandler: Fancy guest.
客人用的昂貴的。
Ross: Two seconds.
2秒。
Joey: Uhh, 11!
11種？
Ross: 11, unbelievable, 11 is correct.
太令人難以置信了，11是正確答案。
Ross: Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl's breast?
錢德第一次摸女孩子胸部的時候有多大？
Rachel: 14?
14？
Ross: No, 19.
不，19.
Chandler: Thanks man.
謝了兄弟。
Ross: Joey had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was?
喬伊有一個想象中的童年時的朋友，他叫什么名字？
Monica: Maurice.
莫里斯。
Ross: Correct, his profession was?
正確，他是干什么的？
Rachel: Oh, space cowboy!
太空牛仔！
Ross: Correct!
正確。
Ross: What is Chandler Bing's job?
錢德是干什么工作的？
Ross: 10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game.
還有10秒，你們得答對這一題，否則就輸了。
Monica: It's umm, it has something to do with transponding.
嗯，好像是跟轉碼有關的。
Rachel: Oh...oh...oh, he's a transponce...transpondster!
啊，啊，是轉碼員！
Monica: That's not even a word!
你說的都不是一個正確的單詞！
Monica: NOOOOOOOOO!
不！！！
Rachel: You know what, you are mean boys who are just being mean!
知道嗎？你們是些卑鄙的家伙，太卑鄙了！
Joey: Hey, don't get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes!
嗨，別沖我們發火！沒人逼你越賭越大。
Rachel: That is not true. She did! She forced me!
不對，是她逼我的！
Monica: Hey, we'd still be living here if you hadn't gotten the question wrong!
嘿！你要不是答錯題，我們還能住在這。
Rachel: Well it's a stupid, unfair question!
那是一個愚蠢的，不公平的問題。
Ross: Don't blame the questions!
不要把責任怪在題上。
Chandler: Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!
你們能不能不要在屋子里瞎嚷嚷，你們把我們的搬家日給毀了。
Ross: Chandler! Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! I saw what you were doing to my sister of! Get out here!
錢德！錢德，我從窗戶那里瞧見你們在干那事兒了，我看見你在對我妹子做什么！現在你給我滾出來！
Chandler: Listen, we had a good run. You know, what was it? Four? Five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime! So, goodbye, take care, bye-bye then!
哇！聽著，我們在一起很快樂多久？四個月？五個月？這已經超過大多數人一輩子的恩愛時光了，所以再見，保重。
Monica: Hey Ross. What's up? bro?
嘿，羅斯，出什么事了，老哥？
Ross: What, the hell, are you doing? !
你們到底在干什么？！
Rachel: Hey, what's...what's going on? !
嘿！出什么事了？
Chandler: Well, I think, I think Ross knows about me and Monica.
我想，我想羅斯知道我和莫妮卡的事了。
Joey: Dude! He's right there!
老兄，他就在那呢。
Ross: I thought you were my best friend, this is my sister! My best friend and my sister! I...I cannot believe this!
我還當你是我最好的朋友呢！她可是我親妹妹。我最好的朋友跟我妹妹！我簡直不敢相信！
Chandler: We're not just messing around! I love her. Ok, I'm in love with her.
我們不是玩玩而已的。我愛她。我跟她墜入情網了。
Monica: So sorry that you had to find out this way. Sorry, but it...it's true, I love him too.
真不好意思，你是以這種方式知道我們相戀的。抱歉，但這是真的，我也愛他。
Ross: My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this.
我最好的朋友和我妹妹！我簡直不敢相信！
Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I'm just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"
這是你最后一箱衣服，我想在這上面貼個標簽：你在想什么？
Rachel: So funny, 'cause I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler.
有趣，因為我正想到對門去，在錢德身上也寫上這句話。
Phoebe: Ok, you guys, I don't mean to make things worse, but umm, I don't wanna live with Rachel anymore.
二位，我不想把事情搞砸。但是，嗯，我再也不想跟瑞秋住在一起了。
Monica and Rachel: What? !
啥？
Phoebe: You're just so mean to each other! And I don't wanna end up like that with Rachel. I still like you!
你們對對方太刻薄了！而且我也不想跟瑞秋最后鬧得不歡而散，我還是喜歡你。
Rachel: Well, Phoebe, that's fine because I'm not moving.
菲比，那沒關系，因為我不搬了。
Monica: Phoebe, you gotta take her! You know, I, I know I said some really bad stuff about her, but you know Rachel does have some good qualities that make her a good roommate. She gets tons of catalogs and umm, she'll fold on the pages of the things she thinks that I'd like.
菲比，你得跟她一起住！你知道，我是曾說過一些她的壞話，但是，瑞秋還是有很多優點的，這足以讓她成為一個好的室友。她有很多商品目錄，嗯 她會把那些她認為我會喜歡的產品所在頁折起來。
Phoebe: What else?
還有呢？
Monica: When I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror.
我在洗澡的時候她會在鏡子上給我留下留言。
Rachel: Yeah, I do. I...I do, do that.
是，那是我干的。
Phoebe: That's nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom.
很好，我喜歡在洗手間里讀點東西。
Monica: When I fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me over with a blanket.
當我看完書在沙發上睡著的時候，她會為我蓋上一張毯子。
Rachel: Well, you know what, I don't want you to be cold.
你知道啦，我不想讓你著涼了。
Monica: And, when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy!
還有，當我告訴她，我要跟錢德一起住的時候，她真的是很支持我。你太好了，你把一件困難的事情變得輕松簡單。現在，你得走了，而我得和男生住在一起！
Chandler: Hey.
嗨！
Monica: She really left.
她真的走了。
Chandler: I know.
我知道。
Monica: Thank you.
謝謝。
Chandler: No problem roomie.
沒問題，室友。
Monica: Can I ask you a question?
我能問你一個問題嗎？
Chandler: Sure!
當然！
Monica: What the hell is that dog doing here?
那只狗在那兒干什么？
Chandler: Little toast here. I know this isn't exactly the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this is been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting.
我來說點祝酒詞吧，我知道這并不是你們所計劃的感恩節，但對于我來說，這個節真的是太棒了，知道嗎？我之所以這樣認為是因為，這個節里面沒有離婚和吐得一塌糊涂。
Chandler: Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been with your family, if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say, is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.
無論怎樣，我只是在想，如果你去了山谷，如果你和你的家人在一起，如果你沒做性病這類的廣告，我們就不可能在一起，對不對？所以，我想說的是我很感激你們，因為你們的感恩節計劃全砸了。
All: That's so sweet. Thank you.
太感人了，謝啦。
Ross: And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.
為糟糕的圣誕節干杯。
Rachel: And a crappy New Year.
也為糟糕的新年干杯。
All: Here, here!
干杯！
Rachel: You can't move. You just...you just can't.
你們不能搬，你們就是不能這樣做。
Joey: Rachel's right. This is where you guys belong.
瑞秋說得對，你們倆是屬于這里的。
Phoebe: Yeah, you guy...you don't wanna live in Westchester. That's like the worst of the Chesters.
是啊，你們可不能搬到西切斯特，那是最糟糕的切斯特。
Ross: You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here, and you guys...are just having dinner or...watching TV or something, but...makes me feel better. And now when I look over, who am I gonna see? The Gottliebs, the Yangs? They don't make me feel so good.
知道嗎，有時我獨自一人在我的寓所的時候，望向這邊你們正在吃晚餐看電視或是做著其它什么事。這讓我感覺好很多。現在，你們搬走之后，我再望過來的時候，我會看到誰？高特里？楊？他們不會讓我感覺如此之好！
Rachel: Yeah. So, so don't move, ok? Just stay here and...maybe close your blinds at night.
是啊，所以別搬了，對，就留下吧。晚上的時候別忘了拉窗簾就行了。
Ross: Hey.
喂！
Chandler: Hello? It's Nancy, they responded to our offer.
喂？是南茜，他們答復我們開出的價碼了。
Monica: And?
然后？
Chandler: Ok, thanks. They passed. They said they wouldn't go a penny under the asking price.
好的，謝謝。他們否決了，他們不想對價格做任何讓步。
Monica: We can't afford that.
我們負擔不起那價格。
Chandler: I know.
我知道。
Monica: Well, there you go.
好了，如你們所愿了。
Joey: Really sorry, you guys.
真抱歉。
Ross: Yeah. I'm sorry too. I'm even more sorry that that phone call didn't come before I told you about looking through the window.
我也很抱歉。要是那個電話在我說出，從窗戶那邊望過來之前打來的話，就好了。
Rachel: Yeah, we're gonna let you be alone.
我們還是讓你們倆單獨待一會兒吧。
Phoebe: You're gonna be ok?
你們沒事吧？
Monica: Yeah, we'll be ok.
我們沒事的。
Ross: Love you guys.
我愛你們。
Joey: Hey, you know, I'm really sorry I wasn't more supportive before.
很抱歉，剛才沒有支持你們。
Chandler: That's ok, we understand.
沒關系，我們能理解。
Joey: Yeah. And...and about this Nancy...If you're not sleeping with her, should I?
對了，關于這個南茜。如果你沒跟她上床的話，能不能讓我上？
Monica: I know there'll be other houses, but it's just so...I love that one so much.
我知道外面還有很多房子，但是這棟…我太愛這棟房子了。
Chandler: Yeah.
是啊。
Chandler: Um, it's a good thing we got it then.
所以得到這棟房子是天大的喜事。
Monica: What?
什么？
Chandler: We got the house.
我們買到那房子了。
Monica: Oh my God! Chandler: I just didn't wanna tell you in front of them.
噢，我的上帝。 我只是不想當著他們的面告訴你。
Monica: Oh my God! My God! We've got the house? !
我的上帝，上帝啊，我們買到那棟房子了。
Chandler: We're getting the house! Oh, We're getting the house.
我們買到那棟房子了。對，我們買到了。
Monica: And a baby.
還有孩子。
Chandler: We're growing up.
我們長大了。
Monica: We sure are.
是啊。
Chandler: So who's gonna tell them?
誰去跟他們說呢？
Monica: Not it!
不是我。
Chandler: Not it! Damn it!
也不是我，晚了一步。
Monica: Rachel, this is yours.
瑞秋，這是給你的。
Rachel: Why? What're these for?
為什么送我們這些禮物？
Chandler: You'll see.
過會就知道了。
Monica: All right, everybody open them!
好了，大家都請打開來看看吧。
Rachel: Ooh! Oh, wow this is so beautiful.
好漂亮啊。
Phoebe: Oh! These're the ones I was looking at in the store.
這個正是我上次在商店里相中的那一款小飾品！
Monica: I know.
我知道。
Ross: Oh I love this.
我喜歡這個。
Joey: A meatball sub? Thanks!
賽百味肉球三明治！謝謝！
Ross: Seriously you guys, what's going on? What're these for?
說真的，你們怎么了？為什么送我們這些禮物？
Chandler: Well, I didn't know how to tell you before, but...We got the house.
我先前不知道該怎么跟你們說。但是，我們買到那房子了。
Monica: Enjoy!
好好享受吧。
Joey: What'd they say?
他們剛說啥了？
