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Monica: Good morning, Tiger! I'm making you a nice big breakfast so you can keep up your strength for tonight. You're gonna get me good and pregnant.
老虎，早安！我在幫你準備豐盛的早餐，這樣你才有辦法在今晚繼續奮戰。你可要認真做，讓我懷孕。
Chandler: I've got nowhere to go this morning. I'm unemployed! I don't know what I'm gonna do with my life.
我今天早上竟然沒事，我失業了！我不知道人生該怎么辦才好。
Monica: Well, I just lost my erection.
我沒有性趣了。
Chandler: No, I mean, what am I supposed to do with myself?
不，我是認真的。我的人生該怎么辦呢？
Monica: You're supposed to find your passion in life. You can be whatever you wanna be now. It's-it's exciting.
你應該要找尋生命中的熱情。你現在可以做任何你想要做的事。這是很刺激的。
Chandler: But it's all so overwhelming. I don't know where to start.
是啊，但是這一切都太突然了。我不知道要如何開始。
Monica: Hey, wait a second. I can help you with this.
等一下。我可以幫你。
Monica: You just need to be organized. OK we can make a list of your qualifications, and categorize jobs by industry.
你只要整理好就行了。我們可以列出你的資歷，然后將工作機會以產業別做分類，
Monica: There-there could be folders, and files!
可以用檔案夾跟檔案！
Chandler: Hey! This is where your hyper-organized-pain-in-the-ass stuff pays off!
嘿！這就是你超愛整理的偏執個性派上用場的時候了！
Monica: I know!
我知道！
Monica: My erection is back!
我又有性趣了！
Joey: Thank you!
謝謝！
Phoebe: Oh Joey, can I have a sip of your coffee and a bite of your muffin?
喬伊，我可以喝一口你的咖啡跟吃一口你的松餅嗎？
Joey: OK.
好的。
Phoebe: Thank you.
謝謝你。
Joey: Thank you!
謝謝你！
Joey: Ah, Phoebes, have you ever been bitten by a hungry Italian?
菲比，你有沒有被饑餓的意大利人咬過呢？
Phoebe: I'm sorry, it's just, I'm a little short on cash.
我很抱歉，只是我最近手頭有點緊。
Joey: Uh, oh if you want, I could loan you some money?
如果你有需要，我可以借你一些錢？
Phoebe: Oh no, no, no. I learned never to borrow money from friends.
不，我已經得過教訓，千萬別跟朋友借錢，
Phoebe: No, that, that's why Richard Dreyfus and I don't speak anymore.
那就是為什么劉德華不再跟我說話的原因。
Joey: Oh, Why-why don't you just sponge off your boyfriend?
你何不跟你男友拿呢？
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, right, the unemployed piano player who gave his trust fund to charity? I'm splitting the muffin with him.
是哦，那個把信托基金全捐給慈善機構的失業鋼琴師嗎？我要回去跟他分那個松餅的。
Joey: Oh, hey, how about this?
嘿，要不要這樣？
Joey: Wanna be an extra on my show?
來當我們電視劇的臨時演員？
Phoebe: You could do that?
可以嗎？
Joey: Yeah, yeah. The pay is pretty good and you could do it for as long as you need.
錢還不錯，而且只要你有需要就可以做。
Phoebe: Oh my god, I'm gonna be on TV!
我的天，我要上電視了！
Joey: OK, now. I gotta tell you, being on TV isn't as glamorous and exciting as you think.
好了，現在，我必須告訴你，上電視并不像你想像的那樣光鮮亮麗跟好玩。
Phoebe: Oh, really?
真的嗎？
Joey: No, it is awesome!
沒錯！爽的要命！
Ross: Hey you guys.
嗨，你們好。
All: Hey.
嘿。
Phoebe: Wow! Hey, why are you all dressed up?
哇！為什么你們穿的這么正式？
Ross: Oh, Rachel and I are bringing Emma to Ralph Lauren today to introduce her to everyone.
我們要帶艾瑪去拉夫羅倫跟大家見面。
Ross: Doesn't she look cute?
她看起來真是可愛吧？
Joey: She sure does.
當然很可愛。
Joey: Why-why does she have a pink bow taped to her head?
為什么要貼那個粉紅色的蝴蝶結在她頭上呢？
Rachel: Well, because if one more person says "what a cute little boy" I'm gonna whip them with a car antenna!
因為如果再有人說“真是個可愛的小男生……”。我會用車子的天線鞭打他們！
Ross: I think she's gonna be the hit of the office, huh?
我想她會是辦公室里面最時髦的。
Ross: Yeah, she's gonna be hotter than uh, than peasant blouses and A-line skirts. Can I get a blue bow?
是啊，她一定會比那些農家女上衣跟A字裙時髦多了。可以給我個粉藍色的蝴蝶結嗎？
Monica: OK, I have looked through a bunch of career guides, photocopied and highlighted key passages and put them into alphabetical folders so you, can make an informed decision.
好了，我看過很多的就業情報，拷貝好并畫線標示出重要訊息，然后以字母分類歸檔，讓你可以做正確的決定。
Chandler: How long was I in there?
我在里面多久了？
Monica: OK.Let us start with the 'A's. Advertising.
好了，我們先從A開始，廣告。
Chandler: Wait. Advertising! That's a great idea!
等一下，廣告！這是很棒的主意！
Monica: Well don't you wanna look at the rest?
你不想要聽別的了嗎？
Chandler: I don't think I have to hear the rest. Advertising makes perfect sense.
我想我不用聽別的了，廣告最適合了。
Chandler: Sorry you had to waste all this time, though.
很抱歉浪費你這么多時間。
Monica: You call eight hours alone with my label maker wasted time? Ooh, now I get to use my shredder!
你是說8小時加上使用標簽機是浪費時間？現在可以用上我的碎紙機了！
Chandler: I mean, I can write slogans. I mean, how hard could it be, right?
我可以創作廣告口號的能有多難呢？是不是？
Chandler: "Cheese. It's milk that you chew."
“起司，是可以咬的牛奶。”
Chandler: "Crackers. Because your cheese needs a buddy."
“餅干，是起司的良伴。”
Chandler: "A grape. Because who can get a watermelon in your mouth?"
“葡萄，因為整顆西瓜塞不進嘴里。”
Monica: I got one. "Socks. Because your family's feet deserve the best."
我想到一個。“襪子，因為你家人的腳值得用最好的。”
Chandler: Honey? Leave it to the pros.
親愛的，讓專業的人說好嗎？
Monica: I actually know someone in advertising.
我認識一個在廣告業工作的人。
Monica: I grew up with this guy who is a vice president at-at a big agency.
我跟他從小玩到大，現在他是一家大廣告公司的副總。
Monica: Maybe I can get him to meet you? Give me the phone.
或許我可以請他跟你談談，把電話給我。
Chandler: "The phone. Bringing you closer to people...who have phones."
“電話，讓你跟有電話的人更貼近”
Monica: "Marriage. It's not for everybody."
“婚姻，不是每個人都適合的。”
Rachel: That went well. Almost everybody knew that she was a girl.
真不錯，幾乎大家都知道她是女的。
Ross: Yeah, after you punched that one guy who got it wrong, word spread.
是啊，在你揍了那個搞錯的男的之后，大家很快就知道了。
Rachel: All right, I'm just gonna go into my office and pick up some stuff.
我要進去我辦公室拿點東西。
Ross: Ok.
好的。
Rachel: Who-who the hell are you! ?
你是誰？
Guy: Who the hell are you?
你是誰？
Rachel: I'm the hell person whose office this is!
我是擁有這間辦公室的人！
Ross: Good one, Rach.
說的好，瑞秋。
Guy: I'm Gavin Mitchell, the person who's taken over your job.
我是蓋文·米丘，那個要接替你工作的人。
Rachel: Excuse me?
什么？
Gavin: Oh, your baby's so cute.
你的寶寶真可愛。
Gavin: Why did you put a pink bow on a boy?
但是為什么在男生頭上別個粉紅色蝴蝶結呢？
Phoebe: Hey Joey, look at me! I'm a nurse!
嘿，喬伊，看看我！我是護士耶！
Joey: Yes you are. I think it may be time for my sponge bath.
是啊，你是。我想該是擦海棉澡的時候了。
Joey: Sorry, I'm just so used to hitting on the extras.
對不起，我太習慣泡臨時演員了。
Joey: So, are you excited about your scene?
你很期待出場嗎？
Phoebe: Yeah! But I'm a little shaky and nervous.
是啊！但是我有點緊張。
Joey: Oh, relax. Don't be. You'll be fine, you'll be fine. They'll probably just make you stand in the back.
放輕松，別緊張，他們可能只會要你站在后面。
Director: Ok, ok, ok! You. Here, come here, here.
你，這里，過來，這里。
Phoebe: Ok.
好的。
Director: You're gonna take this tray, you're gonna stay on this yellow mark. You're gonna move on "action!"
拿著這個托盤，站在黃線這里聽到“開拍”就開始移動。
Director: You're gonna walk over to the operating table. You're gonna stop on that blue mark, you're gonna put the tray down.
走過去手術臺，停在藍線那邊，然后把托盤放下。
Director: Don't walk too fast! But don't dawdle.
別走太快！但是也別拖拉。
Phoebe: Ok, now, what?
好的，現在是怎樣呢？
Director: And...Action!
開拍！
Director: Cut! Cut!
停！停！
Phoebe: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just a little nervous.
我很抱歉，我只是有點緊張。
Director: Well, don't be.
那就別緊張。
Phoebe: OK, that helps.
好的，真是幫了大忙。
Director: And...Action!
開拍！
Director: Cut!
停！
Joey: Hey, you know what? Don't worry about it, Phoebes! It usually takes me three takes too! Alright, eight.
別擔心，菲比！我通常也是要三次才行！好啦，八次。
Director: And...Action!
開拍！
Interviewer: So, do you have any other questions about advertising?
那你對于廣告還有其他的問題嗎？
Chandler: No, no. But let me show you what I can do.
沒有，但是讓我表演一下我專長。
Chandler: "Bagels and donuts. Round food for every mood."
貝果跟甜甜圈，任何心情都適合吃的圓圈圈。
Interviewer: Monica warned me you might do that.
莫妮卡警告過我，你可能會這樣做。
Interviewer: I actually think we might have something for you at the agency.
我想我們公司可能有個適合你的職務。
Chandler: Really? That's great!
真的嗎？太好了！
Interviewer: It's an unpaid internship.
有個不支薪的實習職缺。
Chandler: It's funny. When-when you said "unpaid" it sounded like you said "unpaid."
真好笑，當你說“不支薪”的時候，聽起來好像是“不支薪”的意思。
Interviewer: It won't be forever. It just takes a year to get a good portfolio together.
又不是永久的。只是要一至兩年來建立好的工作經歷。
Chandler: Well, I can skip a couple of steps, right? I mean, you did hear my round food thing.
我可以省幾個步驟吧？不是嗎？你有聽到我具創意的圓形食物廣告詞啊。
Interviewer: Look, you're changing careers. I mean, no matter what you do, you're gonna have to start at the bottom.
你在轉業中。不管你怎樣努力，你都需要從基層做起的。
Interviewer: It's gonna be years before you're making anything near as much as you were before.
要到達你之前的階級，你還有好幾年要努力。
Chandler: So you're paying the check, right?
所以你會買單，對嗎？
Interviewer: Come on now. Monica has a good job. And it's not like you have a family to support.
別這樣，莫妮卡有份很不錯的工作，又不是說你有家庭要養。
Chandler: Well, actually, we're trying, and I don't think Monica's gonna wanna postpone it.
事實上，我們正在努力做人，我不認為莫妮卡想要延期。
Chandler: Now, we're supposed to have sex tonight. Actually, she's probably home naked right now.
我們今晚應該要做愛的。事實上，現在她或許就已經光著身體在家了。
Chandler: I tend to keep talking until somebody stops me.
如果沒有人阻止我，我會一直說話。
Chandler: I can just picture her on the bed right now.
我可以想像她在床上的樣子。
Interviewer: Stop!
停！
Chandler: OK!
好吧！
Rachel: Wait a minute! What'd you mean, you're taking over my job?
等等，你是什么意思要接替我的工作？
Gavin: Well, while you were on your baby vacation I was doing your job.
當你去度你的育嬰假的時候，你的工作是我在做的。
Rachel: A vacation? My idea of a vacation does not involve something sucking on my nipples until they are raw.
假期？我對假期的定義可不包含，讓什么東西吸我的乳房吸到破皮。
Gavin: Clearly you've never been to The Sandals Paradise Island.
顯而易見地，你從未去過天體營渡假小島。
Rachel: Alright! We-hey- Don't get too comfortable there, because I'm back in two weeks!
好了，別讓你自己太舒服，因為我兩個星期之后就回來了。
Rachel: And I want everything back to the way it was. I can't say that I care too much for the way you've rearranged my office.
我要一切回歸原狀。我實在不太滿意你重新擺設我辦公室的方式。
Gavin: I can't say I care too much for that smell you've brought in with you.
我實在不太滿意那股你帶進來的味道。
Rachel: Excuse me?
你說什么？
Ross: Uh Rach, uh we have a code brown situation.
瑞秋，我們有個棕色警戒狀況。
Rachel: Could you please, please take care of it for me?
親愛的，可以拜托你幫我處理一下嗎？
Ross: Alright, but you-you're gonna have to do one sometime.
好吧，但是有時候你也該處理一次。
Rachel: All right, let-let me just get this straight!
讓我把話說清楚。
Rachel: So I go have a baby and they send some guy in to do my job?
我去生個小孩，然后他們派一個人過來接我的工作？
Gavin: Well, there was talk of shutting down Ralph Lauren altogether.
本來有說要關閉整個拉夫·羅倫的。
Rachel: Yeah, ok, that's right. You're, you're very cheeky for a temp.
是哦，好了，你只不過是個不要臉的臨時工。
Gavin: I'm not a temp. I was transferred here from another department.
我不是臨時工，我是從別的部門調過來的。
Rachel: Oh, yeah, what department was that? The uh jerk department?
是什么部門呢？渾蛋部門嗎？
Gavin: Oh, they didn't tell me about your quick wit.
他們并沒有告訴我，你反應是如此快。
Rachel: Yeah, did they mention that I'm rubber and you're glue?
那他們也沒有告訴你，我是橡皮擦你是膠水嗎？
Mr. Zelner: Gavin, Ralph loved your ideas.
蓋文，拉夫很喜歡你的創意。
Rachel: Oh, hi Mr. Zelner.
嗨，塞納先生。
Mr. Zelner: Ah Rachel, I see you've met Gavin.
瑞秋，我想你見過蓋文了。
Mr. Zelner: You know, I must say, when you left us we weren't sure what we were gonna do.
當你離開的時候我們都不知道該怎么辦。
Mr. Zelner: But then, Gavin to the rescue. Super Gavin!
但是，蓋文拯救了我們，超級蓋文！
Rachel: Wow, that's great, that's great. So now uh, Super Gavin, when I come back uh where do you plan on flying off to?
哦，太好了。那么，超級蓋文，當我回來以后，你計劃要飛到哪去呢？
Gavin: Well, that's up to Mr. Zelner. I'm sure he will make the right decision.
全看賽納先生的意思，我相信他會做出正確的決定。
Rachel: Oh, wow. Super ass-kissing power.
超級馬屁精。
Mr. Zelner: Incidentally, when, when are you coming back?
對了，你什么時候要回來呢？
Rachel: Uh...today!
今天！
Gavin: You said two weeks.
你剛剛不是說兩星期后。
Rachel: No, I said today.
不，我是說今天。
Rachel: See, for a superhero, not so much with the listening.
看吧，身為超級英雄聽話能力可也不怎么樣。
Ross: Uh, oh, I'm sorry. Rach, we should probably go. I ran out of diapers, and I-I had to use your sweater.
我很抱歉，瑞秋，我們該走了。尿片用完了，我得用你的毛衣代替。
Rachel: I-I didn't bring a sweater.
我沒有帶毛衣來。
Ross: Then we should really go.
那么我們最好趕快走。
Joey: Hey.
嘿。
Phoebe: Hey.
嘿。
Phoebe: So, what'd he say?
那他怎么說呢？
Joey: Uh, well, he can be a little rough around the edges, so I'm gonna replace a word he used a lot, with the word "puppy."
他有時候有點粗暴...所以我要“小狗”代換掉他常用的一個字眼。
Joey: Ok, so he said: "If your puppy friend doesn't get her puppy act together, I'm gonna fire her mother-puppy ass."
他說如果你的小狗朋友不把小狗的角色演好，我將會小狗的開除她。
Phoebe: I'm sorry, I can't do this. I'm just not an actor.
我很抱歉，我辦不到。我不是演員的料。
Joey: That's right, you're not. You're a nurse. You-you're Nurse With Tray.
沒錯，你不是演員，你是護士。你是拿托盤的護士。
Phoebe: Oh, Joey.
不，喬伊。
Director: No, no. Nurse With Tray doesn't know Joey. She has no time for friends.
拿托盤的護士不認識喬伊的，她沒有時間交朋友。
Director: She gets in that operating room and she carries that tray to the doctor, because if she doesn't, people die!
她進去手術室把托盤交給醫生，因為如果她不這樣做，有人會死的！
Phoebe: Who dies?
誰會死？
Director: Man With Eye Patch!
戴眼罩的男人！
Director: You get in there and you do your job.
現在你過去做好你的工作。
Phoebe: Yes, doctor. Joey: Ok.
是的，醫師。好極了。
Director: Ok, let's try this one more time.
好了，我們再試一次。
Phoebe: Hang in there, Man With Eye Patch, your tray is coming!
撐著點，戴眼罩的男人，你的托盤來了！
Director: And...Action!
開拍！
Phoebe: Yes, I did it! I nailed it! Wow! What's next?
是的，我辦到了！我搞定了！接下來是什么呢？
Director: The rest of the scene.
是后面的劇情。
Phoebe: Ok, from the top, people!
好的，大家，從頭開始！
Ross: Hey, you know what I was thinking? I don't know if "code brown" is the best code word.
你知道我在想什么嗎？我不知道“棕色警戒”是不是好的暗號。
Ross: You know, I think people might know what we're talking about.
我想大家可能都猜得到我們在說什么。
Rachel: Yeah no, that's fine, that's fine. Listen. Sudden-sudden change of plans. Um, my maternity leave just ended.
沒關系，聽著，計劃改變，我的產假要結束了。
Rachel: They told me that if I didn't come back today, they were gonna fire me.
他們說如果我不今天回去工作，他們就要開除我。
Ross: What? No, that's-that's illegal.
什么？那樣是非法的。
Ross: I'm gonna have the labor department down here so fast they won't even..Rachel: All right, alright. calm down, Norma Rae.
我要馬上通知勞委會，他們不...沒關系，冷靜點，柯賜海。
