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Gavin: Gavin Michelle's office.
蓋文·米丘辦公室。
Rachel: Rachel Green's office! Give me that phone.
瑞秋·格林辦公室！電話給我。
Gavin: Hello, this is Rachel Greene. How can I help you? Uh huh...
嗨，我是瑞秋·格林，可以為您效勞嗎？
Gavin: Okay then. I'll pass you back to your son.
好的，我會把電話傳給你兒子。
Gavin: Hey, Mom. No, that's just my secretary.
媽，不是，她只是我的秘書，
Rachel: Um, excuse me, Gavin, I have a question I need to ask you.
對不起，蓋文，我有個問題必須要問你。
Gavin: Mom, I'll call you later. Yeah.
媽，我再回電給你，是的。
Gavin: Yes?
怎樣？
Rachel: If you like looking at butts so much why don't you just go look in a mirror?
如果你那么喜歡看屁股你何不自己去照鏡子呢？
Gavin: Thank God you finally said that. I saw you make a note on your pad three hours ago. Man, I really bug you, don't I?
感謝上帝，你終于說了。三個小時前我就看到你寫在筆記本上了。天啊，我真的惹你厭，是不是？
Rachel: Oh, no, please, I don't care about you enough to bug me.
喔，不，拜托，我根本不在乎你，更別提討厭你。
Rachel: In fact, from now on, I'm going to take the high road and I'm going to be very, very nice to you, you mama's boy starting right now.
事實上，從現在開始，我會表現的很有格調，而且我會對你非常好，媽媽的乖寶寶，從現在開始。
Monica: Hey Rach!
嘿，瑞秋！
Rachel: Hi!
嗨！
Monica: You about ready for your birthday lunch?
準備好要吃生日午餐了嗎？
Rachel: I am, I am!
好了！
Monica: Oh, but first, Monica, I would like to introduce you to my very talented colleague and more importantly my wonderful friend Gavin Mitchelle.
但是首先，莫妮卡，我想要介紹你認識，我非常能干的同事，而且更重要的是……我的好朋友，蓋文·米丘。
Gavin: Pleased to meet you.
幸會。
Monica: Pleased to meet you.
幸會。
Gavin: So you're coming to Rachel's party tonight?
你會來參加瑞秋的派對嗎？
Rachel: Oh no no no no no, Gavin can't, he already has plans, most likely with his mother.
喔，不不不不，蓋文沒有辦法，他已經有計劃了，應該是要去看他媽媽。
Gavin: Well I don't mind, I'll cancel them. I would never miss my secretary's birthday.
我不介意，我可以取消，我不想錯過我秘書的生日。
Rachel: Oh God! Why did you invite him? I can't stand that guy!
天啊！為什么你要邀請他？我無法忍受那個男的！
Monica: You were just being so nice to him!
你看起來跟他很好啊！
Rachel: I was faking it! Can't you tell when I'm being fake?
我是裝出來的！你難道看不出來我是裝的嗎？
Rachel: Hey, Mr Philips, nice suit!
嘿，菲利浦先生，很好看的西裝。
Rachel: Right there. That was so fake!
抓到了，真是好假！
Rachel: Shh!
噓！
Monica: Hey, Chandler, which do you like better the tuna tartar or the mushroom panamas? The pile of raw fish, or the tacos?
嘿，錢德，你比較喜歡……鮪魚派還是烤蘑菇餃？一堆生魚還是墨西哥手卷？
Chandler: Oh, the tacos. Definitely, the tacos.
喔，手卷，當然是手卷。
Rachel: Oh, honey, I still can't believe you invited Gavin, and he is just the last person I want to see.
噢，親，我真不敢相信，你邀請了蓋文，他是我最不想見到的人。
Monica: Oh, you're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time.
安排派對的事，不用跟我客氣，我很高興你喜歡。
Rachel: God, I hope he doesn't show up. Of course he's not gonna show up, the guy hates me.
我希望他不要出現，他當然不會，他討厭我。
Monica: Does he?
是嗎？
Rachel: What?
什么？
Monica: Maybe he's-he's bothering you so much because he likes you.
或許他一直惹你生氣，是因為喜歡你。
Monica: It's like in first grade when Skippy Lang-wild always pushed me on the playground because he secretly had a crush on me.
就像在小學一年級的時候，史基·藍吉會推我其實是因為他在暗戀我。
Rachel: Oh, Monica, you think Skippy liked you? Honey, all those boys had a bet to see if he could knock you over.
莫妮卡，你以為史基喜歡你嗎？親愛的，所有的男生都在打賭看他是不是有辦法撂倒你。
Molly: She's out, I'm gonna take her home.
她睡了，我帶她回去。
Rachel: Oh, ok, thank you.
好的，謝謝。
Molly: Bye, sweetheart. Do you see what all the guys see in her?
再見，甜心。你有在她身上看到那些男人看到的東西嗎？
Monica: Wouldn't kick her out of bed. No more vodka for me.
不會想要踢她下床的，我不可以再喝伏特加了。
Joey: Hey, Rach! So, can I sing happy birthday to you now?
嘿，瑞秋，現在可以 唱生日快樂歌了嗎？
Rachel: Yeah, sure!
當然可以！
Joey: Oh...All right. Happy birth...See you later.
好的。祝你生……待會見。
Monica: Hey Rach somebody got you shoes!
瑞秋，有人送你鞋子給我看！
Rachel: Oh, give me!
噢！給我！
Monica: Wow. Wow. Oh, my God!
哇哇，我的天啊！
Phoebe: Careful! Careful! These are my rat babies!
小心！小心！這些是我的老鼠寶寶！
Mike: Yeah. We have rat babies now.
是啊，我們現在有老鼠寶寶了。
Rachelle: Ahhhh, you brought rats to my birthday party? So this is what a stroke feels like.
你帶老鼠來參加我的生日派對？我感覺像是中風一樣。
Phoebe: I had to bring them! We killed their mother, They're our responsibility now.
我必須要帶著他們，我們殺了他們的媽他們現在是我們的責任了。
Phoebe: You know, they require constant care. You should know that, you're a mother.
你知道的，他們需要一直被照顧，你應該知道的，你自己也是母親。
Rachel: Are you comparing my daughter to a rat?
你把我女兒跟一只老鼠做比較？
Phoebe: No! Seven rats! I think we should take them home, we need to feed them.
不，是七只！我們應該帶他們回家了，他們需要吃東西了。
Rachelle: Whhh-wait, you're gonna leave my party to take care of a box of rats?
你因為要照顧這盒老鼠而離開我的派對？
Phoebe: Well I'm sorry Rachel, but I'm not like you, Ok? Not everyone can afford help.
嗯，我很抱歉，瑞秋，但是我不像你，好嗎？不是每個人都請得起保姆的，
Ross: Hey, where-where the hell are Joey and Molly? I asked you to watch them.
嘿，喬伊跟莫莉去哪了？我要你看住他們的。
Rachel: I'm sorry, I got a little preoccupied.
我很抱歉，我有點分心了。
Ross: Look, we have to stop, them before something happens!
聽著，我們要在發生事情前阻止他們！
Rachel: Right behind you, big guy!
我會跟隨你的，大哥！
Joey: So, you see, Molly, what people don't understand is that acting is a discipline. Takes a lot of hard work.
所以你瞧，莫莉 人們不了解演戲是一種紀律。是很辛苦的工作。
Molly: So where'd you study?
所以你是在哪里學的？
Joey: Oh, I didn't go to college.
我沒有上大學。
Molly: No, where'd you study acting?
那，是從哪里學會演戲的呢？
Joey: Molly...people don't study acting...
莫莉，演戲不是學來的...
Ross: Molly, ah, do you mind giving us just a minute?
莫莉，可以讓我們談幾分鐘嗎？
Molly: Sure, I'll go check on Emma.
當然，我去看艾瑪。
Ross: Thanks.
謝謝。
Joey: Will the stable boy never get the princess?
馬童就不能得到公主嗎？
Ross: So what, what do you think you're gonna do, huh? have sex with her right here on my couch?
你以為你是在做什么？在我家沙發上跟她作愛？
Joey: No...the leather sticks to my ass.
不，沙發皮會黏住我的屁股。
Joey: You know, this isn't fair. What makes you think, that I'm just gonna sleep with her and then blow her off?
這實在不公平，你憑什么認為我會跟她上床然后就拋棄她呢？
Joey: Huh? Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actually like her, and might want something real?
你們難道不能敞開心胸接受，或許我是真的喜歡她，而且要的是真感情？
Joey: Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel.
聽著，事情是，自從瑞秋之后，我就沒有對任何人有過這種感覺了。
Joey: Okay? I didn't think I could ever love again.
好嗎？我以為我不能再愛人了。
Ross and Rachel: Come on! Joe!
少來了！喬伊！
Woman: Hi, is Molly here?
嗨，莫莉在嗎？
Ross: Ah, yeah, yeah. Come on in. Molly?
在，請進，莫莉？
Molly: Hey! Guys, this is Tabatha.
嘿！各位，這位是塔比莎。
woman: Hi.
嘿。
Molly: I'll see you tomorrow.
明天見。
Ross: Ok...
好的……
Ross: Uh, well, Joey, I, I guess we have no problem.
嗯，喬伊，我猜我們沒事了。
Joey: It's like my favorite fairy tale come true!
這就像是美夢成真！
Joey: The princess, the stable boy and the lesbian.
公主、馬童跟女同性戀。
Phoebe: OK, you start preparing the formula and I'll start changing the box. and then we gotta put them straight to bed.
好了，你先泡牛奶我去換盒子。然后就送他們上床睡覺。
Mike: Hey, when did we become one of those couples whose lives revolve around their rats?
為什么要讓我們的愛情生活環繞著老鼠呢？
Phoebe: Well, you know what, they're our responsibility now.
你知道嗎？他們現在是我們的責任了。
Mike: Ok, fine, these rats are our responsibility. What happens when they mate and there are hundreds of them?
好的，這些老鼠是我們的責任。要是他們交配后變成上百只呢？
Phoebe: Mate? They're all brothers and sisters.
交配？他們是兄弟姐妹耶。
Mike: Yeah, uh, not such a problem with rats. No, they're more of a "love the one you're with" kind of animal.
是啊，但是對老鼠可不是問題。他們是“愛上誰就上誰”的那種。
Phoebe: No. Really? Oh my God, get off your sister! Oh my god, what are we gonna do?
才不，真的嗎？喔……不要搞你妹妹啦！我的天，我們該怎么辦呢？
Phoebe: We have 7 rats. So what if, what if each of them has 7 rats? And then each of those have 7 rats? That's like...That's math I can't even do! What are we gonna do?
我們有七只老鼠。如果七只老鼠的每一只……都再生七只，那就是……那就是連我都算不出的數學了！我們該怎么辦呢？
Mike: I know this is gonna sound crazy, but, we could not let the box of rats ruin our lives.
嗯，我知道這聽起來很瘋狂，但我們可以不讓這盒老鼠毀了我們的生活。
Phoebe: Yeah, ok. I guess you're right. All right, so we should just give them away.
是啊，好吧，我想你說的對。好了，我們必須要送走他們，
Phoebe: But to nice families, with-with children, and reduced fat Wheat Thins. Those were Bob's favorites.
但要送給有小孩，還有低脂餅干的好人家。那些是鮑伯最喜歡的。
Mike: It's gonna be ok.
會沒事的。
Phoebe: You must think I'm crazy.
你一定認為我瘋了。
Mike: No, I think you're sweet.
不，我覺得你很善良。
Phoebe: Good. It's just-just so hard, it's hard for me to...let them go.
這真是很難，好難割舍。
Phoebe: I guess it just brings back memories, you know from when I gave birth to my brother's triplets and I had to give them up.
我猜這讓我聯想起很多往事。就像我懷了我弟的三胞胎，最后還是必須送回給他們養。
Phoebe: I haven't told you about that yet, have I?
我沒有告訴過你那件事嗎？
Monica: Hey!
嘿！
Rachel: Hi. Thanks for the party, honey. Should I help you clean up?
嘿。謝謝你幫我辦派對，親愛的。我應該幫你打掃嗎？
Monica: No way! You had your party, now I have mine! Is everything alright?
不要！你的派對結束了，現在換我的！一切還好吧？
Rachel: Yeah, I just get a little bummed when my birthday's over.
我只是有點累生日結束了。
Monica: Well, at least you have one thing to be happy about.
至少有一件事值得你高興。
Monica: That jerk Gavin from your office didn't show up.
你辦公室那個混蛋蓋文沒有來。
Rachelle: Mmm hmm.
嗯嗯。
Gavin: Yeah, I hate him.
是啊，他好討厭哦。
Monica: Oh, we weren't talking about you. No, no way to recover. No. Rachel: Uhh.
我們不是在說你，我們……好吧，來不及掩飾了，算了。額。
Gavin: Fun party. Rachel: Well, it was, and you would've seen it if you didn't showed up at...9:30? God! Oh, this party was lame...
一定很好玩。嗯，是的，你本來會看到的，如果你出現在……九點半？天啊！這派對糟透了……
Monica: Again, you're welcome.
再一次，不用客氣。
Gavin: Look, I'll just give you this and go.
聽著，我只是要給你這個就走人，
Rachel: Oh, you bought me a present! Why?
你買禮物給我，為什么？
Gavin: Well, let me explain how birthday parties usually work.
讓我解釋一下生日派對是怎樣的情況。
Gavin: There are presents and a cake, perhaps a fourth or fifth person.
通常有禮物，有蛋糕，或許還有第四個或第五個人。
Gavin: Ok, I...I got you the present to make up for being such a jerk to you.
好的，我……我送禮物給你，彌補一下我對你的惡劣。
Rachel: Aww. Well, ok, well that's very nice. And you wrote a card. "From Gavin." Gavin: I really mean it.
嗯，好的，真好。而且你還寫了卡片。“蓋文贈。” 肺腑之言。
Rachel: Awww, awww, it's beautiful.
很美耶。
Gavin: You don't mind? Let me. Well, what do you know, it fits!
如果你不介意？讓我來。誰知道呢，非常合適！
Rachel: See, Gavin, you're capable of being a nice guy. Why did you give me such a hard time?
瞧，蓋文，你是可以當個好男人的。為什么你要刁難我呢？
Gavin: I'm not sure.
我不知道。
Rachel: Well, Monica seems to think it's because you have feelings for me.
莫妮卡好像認為是因為你對我有感覺。
Gavin: I do have feelings for you.
我是對你有感覺。
Rachel: You do?
真的嗎？
Gavin: Yes, I feel that you are a little annoying.
是的，我覺得你很煩人。
Rachel: See, why? Gavin, why? Right when I'm about to change my opinion of you, you go and you. .
為什么？蓋文，為什么？就在我要對你改觀的時候，你就……
Rachel: And you do that.
你就這樣做了。
Phoebe: Hey. Chandler: Hey.
嘿。嘿。
Phoebe: Listen, I-I think I left something here.
聽著，我有東西忘了帶走。
Chandler: Oh, well, someone left this. This is yours?
是有人忘了這個，是你的嗎？
Phoebe: No, but I like it. No, I think I left one of my rat babies.
不是，但是我蠻喜歡的。有一只老鼠寶寶我忘了帶走。
Chandler: Oh, uh, well, no, I haven't seem it but if I do I'll let you know.
沒，我沒有看到 但是如果有，我會讓你知道。
Monica: Oh! Rat baby! Rat baby! Rat baby!
喔！老鼠寶寶！老鼠寶寶！老鼠寶寶！
Phoebe: Ooh, maybe that's him!
噢，可能就是它！
