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Joey: Morning, roomier!
室友早！
Rachel: Hey! You remembered to put clothes on this morning.
嘿！今天早上你記得穿上衣服了。
Joey: Fifth day's a charm.
第五天終于記得了。
Rachel: Oh, Joey, it's so great to be back here. I gotta tell you, you're making it so easy on me and Emma.
能夠搬回來真好，你幫了我跟艾瑪一個大忙。
Joey: Hey, it's great having you back. You know, stay as long as you want, and when does she stop crying all night?
你能夠搬回來也真好。你要待多久就待多久。她是什么時候才不會哭一整晚呢？
Ross: Hey, you're not naked!
嘿！你沒有光著屁股！
Ross: So, hey, Raych, when-when will we expect to see you tonight?
瑞秋，你今晚什么時候會回來？
Rachel: Well, I'll probably be back to pick her up around six, but she's in the bedroom all ready to go.
大概六點吧，她在房間里已經準備好了。
Rachel: But she did actually fall back to sleep, so...
她又睡著了，所以……
Joey: She's probably exhausted from all that adorable screaming she did last night.
可能是因昨晚美妙的哭聲而累壞了。
Rachel: Bye!
再見！
Ross: Bye!
再見！
Ross: Hey, I hope Emma isn't making it too hard on you.
嘿，我希望艾瑪沒有帶來太多麻煩。
Joey: No, hey, it's been great.
沒，嘿，一切都很好。
Ross: Yeah?
是嘛？
Joey: Yeah. And look, I just want you to know that with Rachel staying here and everything, all my feelings from before are totally over, ok?
我只想讓你知道，雖然瑞秋住在這邊，但是我之前對她的感覺早就已經沒了，好嗎？
Joey: And even if they weren't, when you accidentally walk in on a woman using a breast pump...
即使本來還有，當你看到一個女人用吸奶器……
Ross: Yeah, that'll do it.
是啊，沒錯。
Joey: Wow! So how are you?
哇！那你怎樣呢？
Ross: I'm, I'm ok.
不錯啊。
Joey: Really?
真的嗎？
Ross: Sure, I mean, you know, do I wish me and Rachel living together would've worked out?
當然，我有沒有希望過和瑞秋快樂地住在一起？
Ross: Of course. You know, I'm disappointed, but it's not like uh, it's a divorce.
當然有。你知道的，我是有點失望，但是這又不像是離婚。
Joey: Well, actually it...
嗯，事實上這……
Ross: No, it's not a divorce, it is not a divorce!
這不是離婚，這不是離婚！
Ross: Anyway, I think Rachel and I need to, you know, get on with our lives, maybe, maybe start seeing other people.
不管怎樣，反正我認為我跟瑞秋應該要過自己的生活，或許開始跟其他人交往。
Joey: Wow, really?
哇，真的嗎？
Ross: Yeah, sure, why not? In fact, if you know anyone that would be good for me...
當然，為何不呢？事實上，你有認識適合我的人嗎……
Joey: Sure, I know lots of girls.
當然，我認識很多女生。
Ross: Yeah? Any names come to mind?
腦海中有浮現任何名字嗎？
Joey: Ooh, names?
名字？
Phoebe: Hey.
嘿。
Joey: Hey.
嗨。
Joey: I was just gonna get something to eat. You want something?
我才正要吃點東西，你要嗎？
Phoebe: What you got?
你有什么呢？
Joey: Ok, let's see, we got strained peas, strained carrots...Ooh! Strained plums. We haven't tried that yet.
好的，讓我看看，我們有豆子泥，胡蘿卜泥……喔！梅子泥。我們還沒有試過這個。
Phoebe: Goody!
好棒！
Phoebe: Thanks.
謝謝。
Phoebe: So, how is it living with Rachel again?
跟瑞秋再住一起如何呢？
Phoebe: I mean, apart from the great food?
我是說，除了有很多好吃的之外？
Joey: I'm fine, I'm fine, it's just, it's just weird what's happening with her and Ross.
很好，很好，只是，只是她跟羅斯之間真的是很詭異。
Joey: You know, yesterday he asked me to fix him up with somebody.
昨天他要我介紹女生給他。
Phoebe: Oh my God, Rachel asked me if I knew anyone for her, too.
瑞秋也問我有沒有男生可以介紹給她。
Joey: Why are they doing this?
他們為什么要這樣呢？
Phoebe: I don't know. They're so perfect for each other; it's crazy.
不知道，他們彼此再適合不過了，真是神經。
Joey: You know what's crazy?
你知道什么才神經？
Joey: These jars. What is it, like two bites in here?
這些罐子？才兩口就沒了？
Phoebe: I just wish they'd realize they should be together.
我只希望他們可以發現，彼此是適合在一起的。
Joey: I know, I know. And when they moved back in together, I figured you know, that's where things were headed.
當他們一起住時，我以為事情就解決了。
Phoebe: I know. They should be a family.
他們應該是一家人。
Phoebe: They should get married and have more children.
結婚生更多的小孩。
Joey: Yes. And they should name one of their kids Joey.
是啊，而且該把其中一個取名叫喬伊。
Joey: Hey, I may not have kids. Someone's gotta carry on the family name.
我或許不會有小孩，總是要有人幫我傳承家族姓氏吧。
Phoebe: You know what?
你知道嗎？
Phoebe: Maybe once they start dating, and they see what's out there, they'll realize how good they are for each other.
或許他們一旦開始，跟別人約會，知道別人是怎樣的，他們就會發現彼此是多么適合。
Joey: Yeah, because it is slim pickings.
是啊，因為他倆真是絕配啊。
Joey: I had this date last night: Yuck!
我昨晚約會的女生遭透了，討厭！
Joey: But we should probably keep it down, she's still in the bedroom.
但是應該要說小聲一點，她還在房間里面。
Phoebe: So, what are we gonna do? Are we just gonna go ahead and set them up with people?
那我們該怎么做呢？我們要幫他們介紹人嗎？
Joey: I know; that just pushes them further and further apart.
我知道，這樣只會使他們漸行漸遠。
Phoebe: Yeah...
是啊……
Phoebe: Oh, I know what we can do.
我知道要怎么做了。
Phoebe: We could set Ross and Rachel up on horrible dates, so that they'll realize how good they are together.
我們可以幫羅斯跟瑞秋介紹可怕的人，讓他們發覺彼此是很好的。
Joey: Ooh, that's a great plan!
真是好計劃！
Phoebe: Yeah,
沒錯。
Phoebe: you know what the best part of it is? I get to do my "plan-laugh."
你知道最棒的是什么嗎？我可以來個計劃成功之笑。
Joey: Shhh! Not so loud, we don't wanna wake her up, uh...
好了，噓！不要那么大聲 不要吵醒……
Rachel: Hey!
嗨！
Monica: Hey!
嗨！
Rachel: Well you guys aren't doing anything tonight, are you?
你們今晚沒有計劃，對嗎？
Chandler: See, now, why would you assume that? Just because we're married?
為什么你那樣以為呢？就因為我們已經結婚了嗎？
Chandler: I mean will have you know that we are very hip, happening people.
我是說，我要讓你知道，我們是非常時髦好玩的人。
Chandler: Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to reading the obituaries.
現在不好意思，我要繼續看報上的死亡新聞了。
Rachel: I was just asking 'cause I need someone to watch Emma tonight.
我會問是因為今晚我需要有人幫我帶艾瑪。
Monica: Sure, we'll do that. What are you up to?
我們當然可以。你要做什么呢？
Rachel: Well, Phoebe set me up on a date.
嗯，菲比幫我安排了一個約會。
Monica: Oh my God.
喔，我的天。
Chandler: Wow.
哇哦。
Rachel: Why? What's the big deal?
為什么？有什么不對嗎？
Monica: Well, I just figured, cause you and Ross are...
我以為你跟羅斯是……
Rachel: What, slept together a year and a half ago? Yeah, I'm all set.
是怎樣？一年半前上過床嗎？是啊，那我就全搞定了。
Chandler: Well, I think it's great that you're going on a date, you know? I mean, it sounds healthy. I mean, you have needs. Embrace your womanhood!
我認為你能夠去約會是件好事，我是說，聽起來很健康。我是說你有你的需要，面對你的女性特質吧！
Monica: You want a job? Turn off "Oprah," and send out a résumé!
你要找工作嗎？關掉奧普拉脫口秀，然后去寄履歷表！
Rachel: So I'll bring her by around seven? Is that ok?
我七點左右帶她過來？好嗎？
Monica: Oh, it's perfect.
太棒了。
Rachel: Oh, you guys are gonna have so much fun! She's at such a cute age.
你們會很開心的，她現在正是可愛的時候。
Rachel: Oh, a couple things. Now that she's eating solid food, she poops around the clock.
有幾件事，現在她會吃固體食物了，所以會按時排便。
Rachel: And watch out for your hair, 'cause she likes to grab it. And oh,
還有小心你的頭發，因為她喜歡抓。
Rachel: She's also in this phase where if you leave the room, she screams, bloody murder, but...Thanks, you guys. Have fun.
這時期的她還會在你離開房間的時候大叫，但是……謝謝你們，祝你們玩的開心。
Chandler: Suddenly I, wish I was reading my own name.
突然間，我希望自己的名字在上面。
Phoebe: Ooh, Joey.
喔，喬伊。
Joey: Hey.
嘿。
Phoebe: Hey. I'm so excited;
嘿。我好興奮。
Phoebe: I just set up Rachel with the worst guy tonight.
我幫瑞秋約了一個最糟糕的男生。
Joey: All right! Who is he?
好的，是誰呢？
Joey: It's a guy I used to massage. By "massage" I mean hold down so he wouldn't turn over and flash me.
是我曾經按摩過的一個男的，而“按摩”時我得按住他，讓他不能轉身沖我露出來。
Joey: Ok, ok. Wait till you hear who I got for Ross.
等你聽聽我介紹誰給羅斯再說吧。
Phoebe: Oh, yeah.
喔，好啊。
Joey: Ok, she's this really boring woman. She's a teacher!
她真是個很無趣的女人，她是個老師！
Phoebe: A teacher?
老師？
Joey: Yeah, yeah, she's really into history and foreign movies...
她喜歡歷史跟外國影片……
Joey: Oh, oh, and she loves puzzles. Huh?
而且她喜歡猜謎游戲，哈？
Come on, who loves puzzles?
拜托，誰會喜歡猜謎游戲呢？
Phoebe: Well, Ross does.
嗯，羅斯喜歡啊。
Phoebe: What...You're-you're ruining the plan!
你毀了計劃了！
Phoebe: Joey, you've-you've fixed him up with his perfect woman!
喬伊，你把他的天生另一半介紹給他了！
Joey: Oh my God, you're right!
我的天，你說的沒錯！
Phoebe: Yeah.
是啊。
Phoebe: She even reads for pleasure!
她甚至還喜歡讀書！
Phoebe: How do you even know a woman like that?
你怎么會認識那種女人呢？
Joey: What-what? I'm not allowed to know smart women?
我不能認識聰明的女人嗎？
Phoebe: Joey.
喬伊。
Joey: I met her at the library. I went in to pee.
在圖書館，我進去上廁所時認識的。
Phoebe: So now what do we do?
那我們現在該怎么辦呢？
Joey: Well, ok, I'll-I'll just call her and tell her the date's cancelled, and find him somebody else.
嗯，好吧，我打電話跟她說取消，然后再找別人。
Phoebe: What if we don't find him somebody else?
要是我們找不到別人呢？
Phoebe: We'll just tell her the date's off but we don't tell Ross. He'll go to the restaurant and get stood up.
我們只要跟她說約會取消了，但是不要跟羅斯說，他會去餐廳等，然后被放鴿子。
Joey: Ooh...Oh I hear that's bad.
噢唔……真是太壞心了。
Phoebe: Ooh, so this is great! Oh, Rachel's gonna have a terrible date, Ross gets stood up, and then they'll realize how good they have it together.
太棒了！瑞秋會有個很糟糕的約會，羅斯被放鴿子，然后他們會發現，對方才是最好的。
Joey: Ah, yes, the Plan!
是的，好計劃！
Phoebe: It's not Santa's plan.
這不是圣誕老公公的計劃。
Phoebe: No, it's...
不，這是……
Joey: Yeah, you know, it's not that fun.
你知道嗎？不太好玩了。
Phoebe: No, I think we killed it.
是不好玩，我們弄僵了。
Chandler: Emma? Emma? Look at me!
艾瑪？艾瑪？瞧瞧我！
Chandler: Well, I think I'll go downstairs for a while.
嗯，我想我要下樓一下子。
Chandler: No, no, no! It's okay! It's okay! I didn't go!
不！沒關系！沒關系！我沒有去！
Chandler: Don't cry, it's just a bit! I'm your Uncle Chandler. Funny is all I have!
別哭，我是開玩笑的！我是你的錢德姑丈，我只會搞笑啊！
Monica: Ok, just so you know, I'm gonna be ovulating from tomorrow until the sixth,
好了，讓你知道一下，我從明天開始到六號都在排卵。
Monica: So don't touch yourself for the next 48 hours.
所以接下來的四十八小時你可別自慰。
Chandler: I don't do that. I'll try to stop. Wait, did you say until the sixth?
我不自慰的。我會試著克制自己。你是說到六號嗎？
Monica: Yeah.
是啊。
Chandler: Today is the 6th.
今天就是六號。
Monica: No, it's not.
不，不是。
Chandler: Yes, it's also 2003.
是的，而且是2003年。
Monica: Oh, my God. Today's the 6th?
我的天，今天是六號？
Monica: I may be done ovulating!
我可能已經排完了！
Monica: I may have also served some very questionable meat at the restaurant.
我在餐廳做的肉類，或許都很有問題。
Chandler: It's ok. Go take the test, see if we're ok.
去做測試，看是不是還好。
Monica: Ok.
好的。
Chandler: Tough crib.
定力不錯啊。
Monica: Hey, where are all my ovulation sticks? There's only one here.
嘿，我其他的排卵測試劑呢？只剩下一個了。
Monica: I might have checked to see if I was ovulating a couple times.
我可能拿了幾個測試看我是不是有排卵。
Monica: Chandler!
錢德！
Chandler: I'm not working! There's not much to do around here!
我沒有工作！沒事做很痛苦的！
Ross: Sorry. Hey, would you, you want a roll with that or?
抱歉，還需要面包嗎？
Ross: Excuse me, um, I'm sorry, is there a woman waiting at the bar?
不好意思，有沒有一個女人在吧臺那邊等人呢？
Ross: Um, someone average height, dark hair, perhaps doing a puzzle?
不高不矮，黑發？可能在玩猜謎游戲？
Waiter: Uh, there's a drunk Chinese guy.
是有個喝醉的中國人。
Ross: Well, if I'm still here in an hour, buy him a drink on me.
嗯，如果我一小時之后還在這里，幫我請他喝一杯。
Waiter: Can I get you another glass of wine?
您要不要再點一杯酒呢？
Ross: I don't know if I should. I don't want to be drunk when I go home alone tonight.
我不知道應不應該，不想喝到醉醺醺的，然后今晚獨自回家。
Waiter: Got stood up, huh?
被放鴿子了，是嗎？
Ross: Yeah, it's no big deal. It's just a blind date.
沒有什么，只不過是跟陌生人約會。
Waiter: Are you worried your date came, saw you, and left?
你擔心那個女的一來，看到你就走了嗎？
Ross: No!
不！
Monica: We're ok. I'm still ovulating.
還好，我還在排卵。
Chandler: Oh, good, because as of four o'clock this afternoon, I am not.
很好，因為今天下午四點的時候，我沒有在排卵。
Monica: So, let's do this.
那我們來進行吧。
Chandler: I-I don't think I can.
我想我沒辦法。
Monica: Oh come on.
喔，別這樣。
Monica: I know you're not eighteen anymore, but give it a minute.
我知道你不是十八歲了，但是給它一點時間啊。
Chandler: Because of Emma.
因為艾瑪的原因。
Monica: Oh my God, Emma. Oh, sweetie, I forgot you were here.
天啊，艾瑪。親愛的，我忘記你在這里了。
Monica: Oh, you're right, we can't do this. We can't leave her alone.
你是對的，我們不能這樣做，我們不能單獨留她在這里。
Chandler: Sorry.
對不起。
Monica: Unless... Maybe we do it here.
除非……或許我們可以在這里做。
Monica: I mean, how much can she even be aware of at this age?
我是說，她這個年紀懂什么呢？
Chandler: Well, she's aware when we leave the room. She may notice if we start...canoodling in it.
我們離開房間她都知道，或許她也會注意到我們……在親熱。
Monica: Canoodling?
親熱？
Chandler: Well, I can't say "hump" or "screw" in front of the B-A-B-Y.
嗯，我總不能在一個娃娃面前說……做愛或是上床吧。
Monica: I don't know. I mean, I guess having sex in front of a baby isn't so...
我不知道，我想在嬰兒面前做愛不是很……
Chandler: Horrifying? Scarring?
可怕？嚇人？
Chandler: Something people go to jail for?
沒有人因此而坐牢？
Monica: I guess you're right.
我想你說的對。
Chandler: You guess I'm right?
你想？
Chandler: When we stayed at that bed and breakfast, you wouldn't have sex with me because you thought a deer was staring through the window.
住在旅館的時候，我們沒做愛，因為你認為有只鹿站在窗外看。
Monica: But what kind of a sick bastard wants to do it in front of a deer?
什么樣變態的人想要在一只鹿面前做愛呢？
Rachel: Wow, everything looks so good! I think I'm gonna have the chicken.
哇，每樣東西看起來都很好吃！我想我要點雞肉。
Steve: I-I just have to say this; you're really beautiful.
我必須要這么說；你真的很漂亮。
Rachel: Oh, well, that's-that's very sweet. Thank you. I'm kind of funny-looking.
哇，這真是貼心，謝謝你。我長得有點好笑。
Rachel: What?
什么？
Steve: Oh, come on, you're way out of my league. Everybody in here knows it.
聽著，我是說少來了，你不是我可以高攀的起的。這里每個人都看得出來。
Steve: Bet that guy over there's probably saying, "Ooh, why she's with him? He must be rich!" Well, I'm not.
我敢說那邊那個男的 能在想，“為什么她會跟他出來呢？他一定是很有錢！”可是，我并不有錢。
