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Rachel: Ok. Though I guess then the joke's on him.
好吧。嗯，那我想，算是他的問題好了。
Rachel: So, what do think you wanna order? I'm really excited about that chicken.
你想要點(diǎn)什么呢？我真的很期待他們的雞肉。
Steve: I'm not funny either.
我也不風(fēng)趣。
Steve: So, if you were thinking, "Well, he's not that good-looking, but maybe we'll have some laughs"...That ain't gonna happen.
所以如果你是在想，嗯，他倒是不太好看，但是也許他很幽默，那你就錯(cuò)了。
Rachel: Well, come on, Steve; let's not rule out nervous laughter.
別這樣，史提夫，我們不要讓彼此尷尬。
Rachel: So now, I-I think that we should order, and then eat, and then leave.
所以現(xiàn)在，我想我們應(yīng)該點(diǎn)餐了然后用餐，然后再離開。
Steve: I have a lot of medical problems.
我一身是病。
Rachel: Hey, now, wait a minute, Phoebe told me that you owned your own restaurant. That's impressive.
嘿，等等，菲比告訴我……你是自己開餐廳的，真是了不起。
Steve: I lost it to drugs.
我因?yàn)槲景巡蛷d賣掉了。
Steve: I sell screen T-shirts now.
我現(xiàn)在做絹印T恤。
Rachel: Really? What's that like?
真的？做得怎樣呢？
Steve: It's really fulfilling doing something you hate for no money.
做你痛恨的工作、又賺不到錢，真是非常充實(shí)啊！
Steve: That's right. I have no money, I'm not funny, I live in a studio apartment, with two other guys, and I'm pretty sure I'm infertile.
沒錯(cuò)，我沒有錢，又不風(fēng)趣，住在一間沒有隔間的公寓，跟兩個(gè)男的一起生活。而且我很確定，我有不孕癥。
Rachel: Now, come on. Come on, Steve. There must be something that you like about yourself.
別這樣，別這樣，史提夫。你一定有什么自己喜歡的地方。
Steve: I do like my hair.
我是挺喜歡我的頭發(fā)的。
Rachel: Really?
真的嗎？
Phoebe: Hello?
嗨？
Rachel: Phoebe, it's me. I'm going to hunt you down and kill you!
菲比，是我。我一定要追殺你、把你給剁了！
Phoebe: Hey, Rach!
嘿，瑞秋！
Rachel: This is the worst date ever. How could you set me up with this creep?
這真是史上最爛的約會(huì)！你怎么可以介紹這個(gè)怪人給我呢？
Phoebe: You know, you are talking about one of my dear, dear friends.
你是在批評(píng)我最要好的朋友耶。
Rachel: I don't, I don't care! This guy is a nightmare!
我不在乎，這個(gè)人是個(gè)惡夢(mèng)。
Phoebe: All right, so he gets a little crazy when he's stoned.
好了，他只不過在吸毒的時(shí)候才有點(diǎn)失常。
Rachel: He's not stoned.
他沒吸毒。
Phoebe: Did he go out for a cigarette?
他有出去抽煙嗎？
Rachel: Yeah, four times.
有啊，四次。
Phoebe: My dear, sweet Rach.
我親愛的甜心瑞秋。
Phoebe: Well, our plan is working.
我們的計(jì)劃奏效了。
Phoebe: Rachel is having a miserable time, and Ross is stood up somewhere at a restaurant all alone.
瑞秋現(xiàn)在很悲慘，而羅斯正一個(gè)人在某家餐廳呆坐，被放鴿子了。
Joey: Oh, great, pretty soon they'll be back together.
他們很快就會(huì)復(fù)合了。
Phoebe: By the time anyone's figured out what we've done, we'll be in sunny Mexico...
等到大家發(fā)現(xiàn)我們做的好事時(shí)，我們?cè)缇驮陉柟馄照盏哪鞲缌恕ā缎ど昕说木融H》的臺(tái)詞）
Phoebe: Oh, wait, that's the end of a different plan.
喔，等等，那是另一個(gè)計(jì)劃的結(jié)局。
Monica: Oh, she's asleep. Chandler?
她睡著了，錢德？
Monica: What're you doing?
你在做什么呢？
Chandler: Emma was doing it!
艾瑪也都這樣做啊！
Monica: She's asleep.
她睡著了。
Chandler: Ooh, she's asleep, that means we can...
她睡了，表示我們可以……
Monica: Yes, but we have to be fast.
是的，但是我們必須要?jiǎng)幼骺臁?/div>
Chandler: Oh-ok, I'll try. And you can't make any noise.
喔，好的，我盡量。而你不能發(fā)出任何聲音。
Monica: Ok, I'll try.
好啦，我盡量。
Joey: Hello? Emma? Hey! Hi!
嗨？艾瑪？嘿！嗨！
Joey: How are ya? How are ya?
你好嗎？你好嗎？
Joey: Where're your babysitters, huh?
你的保姆們呢？
Joey: Why's the bedroom door closed?
為什么房間的門是關(guān)著的呢？
Joey: You can't have S-E-X, when you're taking care of the B-A-B-I-E!
在照顧小孩的時(shí)候是不能做愛的。
Waiter: I've got bad news. The Chinese guy left.
我有個(gè)壞消息，那個(gè)中國人走了。
Ross: Eh, if it was meant to be, it's meant to be.
如果不是命中注定，就不是命中注定。
Waiter: Look, you got stood up, who cares?
聽著，就算是被放鴿子又如何呢？
Waiter: We're gonna show you a good time. Sit and relax.
我們會(huì)好好招待你，你好好坐著享受。
Waiter: In fact, let me bring you a crab-cake appetizer on the house.
事實(shí)上，讓我免費(fèi)招待您，蟹肉餅當(dāng)開胃菜。
Ross: Wow, free crab cakes. Well, that's nice.
哇，免費(fèi)的蟹肉餅嗎？真是周到。
Ross: Although I was hoping to have sex tonight.
雖然我本來希望今晚可以做愛的。
Waiter: Ooh...
噢……
Waiter: Just the crab cakes.
只要蟹肉餅就行了。
Waiter #2: What are you doing? Are you trying to get him to stay? Because you can't do that.
你在做什么？要把他留下來嗎？你不可以那樣。
Waiter: Just get out of here, ok?
不要多管閑事好嗎？
Ross: What's, I'm sorry, what's going on?
很抱歉，這是怎么回事？
Waiter: Okay, the waiters have a little pool going.
服務(wù)生們都在打賭。
Waiter: We have a bet on how long it'll take before you give up and go home.
賭你會(huì)等多久才會(huì)放棄回家去。
Ross: What? You-you, you're making money off my misery?
什么？你們拿我的悲慘境遇來贏錢？
Waiter: Well, if you stay till 9:20, I am.
嗯，如果你待到九點(diǎn)二十分，我就贏了。
Ross: This is unbelievable. I have never been so insulted in my life.
太離譜了。我從未被如此羞辱過。
Ross: Now, if you'll wrap up my free crab cakes, I'll be on my way.
現(xiàn)在如果你幫我把蟹肉餅打包，我就馬上離開。
Monica: Well, that was weird. You were loud and I was fast.
真是奇怪。你倒是很大聲，我倒是挺快的。
Chandler: I think we may have really done it this time.
我想我們這一次可能會(huì)成功。
Monica: Oh, I wish I didn't have to wait to take a pregnancy test.
我希望我不用等到作驗(yàn)孕測(cè)試。
Chandler: You may want to get some more of those too.
你可能需要再多買一些。
Chandler: Where's Emma?
艾瑪呢？
Monica: Oh, my God, where's Emma? Where's Emma?
我的天，艾瑪呢？艾瑪呢？
Chandler: Don't ask me. I was in there canoodling you.
別問我，我跟你在里面親熱。
Monica: Okay. Okay. I'm sure that Rachel came home early and picked up Emma.
好吧，我想應(yīng)該是瑞秋提早回來，把艾瑪帶回去了。
Monica: You go look across the hall, and I'll call her cell.
你去對(duì)面看看，我來打電話給她。
Chandler: Ok.
好。
Monica: You better hope we're pregnant because one way or another, we're giving a baby back to Rachel!
你最好祈禱我有懷孕，因?yàn)闊o論如何我們得要有個(gè)嬰兒，可以還給瑞秋！
Steve: I-I can't believe I’m crying in front of you. You must think I'm so pathetic. No, no, no, I admire a man who can cry.
我不敢相信我在你面前哭泣。你一定覺得我很可悲。不、不、不，我欣賞會(huì)哭的男人。
Steve: Really?
真的？
Rachel: Don't touch my coat. Oh! Sorry, that's my phone.
別碰我的外套。對(duì)不起，我有電話。
Rachel: Hello?
嗨？
Monica: Hey, Rach, how's it going? Oh, my God, this is the worst date ever.
嘿，瑞秋，進(jìn)行的怎樣呢？我的天，這是我有過最爛的約會(huì)了。
Rachel: Oh come on, look, you know what, I'm sorry, but did you really think that this was going well?
喔，拜托聽著，我很抱歉，但是你真的認(rèn)為 一切進(jìn)行的很順利嗎？
Rachel: What's up?
怎么了？
Monica: Hey, did you stop by here?
嘿，你有來過嗎？
Rachel: No.
沒有。
Monica: Oh, my God! Then...
喔，我的天，那……
Monica: Oh, thank God! Emma, there you are!
感謝上帝！艾瑪，原來你在這里！
Rachel: What? What-what do you mean, "there you are?" Where was she?
什么？“原來你在這里？” 是什么意思，她在哪里？
Monica: Oh, we were playing "peek-a-boo." She just, she loves it when I'm dramatic.
我們?cè)谕娑阖堌垼龕鬯牢业膽騽⌒匝莩隽恕?/div>
Monica: Why the hell did you take her?
你為什么要帶走她呢？
Joey: Because you two were having sex!
因?yàn)槟銈儍蓚€(gè)在做愛！
Monica: No, we weren't!
不，我們沒有！
Joey: Don't you lie to me!
別對(duì)我說謊！
Joey: I can tell by Chandler's hair. You are so lazy. Can't you get on top for once?
我從錢德的頭發(fā)就可以看出來，你真懶，你就不能有一次在上面嗎？
Chandler: All right, all right, we were.
好啦，好啦，我們是在做愛。
Chandler: We were trying to make a baby. Monica's ovulating, Which is more than I can say for myself as of 2:00 today.
我們是要努力懷孕，莫妮卡正在排卵，我今天下午測(cè)自己的時(shí)候都沒有呢。
Monica: Guys...guys! Seriously, those sticks are expensive!
你們……你們……說真的，那些測(cè)試棒很貴的！
Joey: Well, it was unacceptable that you would have sex with Emma in the next room. I'm have to tell Rachel about this.
有艾瑪在這里，你們就不能在里面做愛。我必須要告訴瑞秋這件事。
Chandler: No, no, no.
不不不。
Monica: No, please don't. Please, Joey. She will kill us!
拜托不要，她會(huì)殺了我們的！
Joey: Hey, I gotta! Unless...
嘿，我一定要，除非……
Monica: Unless what?
除非怎樣？
Joey: Unless you name your firstborn child Joey.
除非你們把第一個(gè)小孩取名叫喬伊。
Chandler: What? Why?
什么？為什么？
Joey: Hey, I may never have kids, and somebody's gotta carry on my family name.
嘿，我可能永遠(yuǎn)都不會(huì)有小孩，總是要有人幫我延續(xù)家族姓氏吧。
Chandler: Your family name is Tribbiani.
你姓崔比亞尼。
Joey: You almost had me.
你差點(diǎn)就騙過我了。
Rachel: Well, En...
好吧，嗯……
Steve: Look...I think I know the answer to this question, but... would you like to make love to me?
聽著……我想我知道這個(gè)問題的答案，但是……你想要跟我做愛嗎？
Rachel: Really, really not.
真的，真的不想。
Steve: Eh, it's just as well.
只不過是問問。
Steve: Doesn't work anyway.
看來不起作用。
Rachel: All right, well, that's good to know. Good night, Steve.
好的，那就這樣，晚安，史提夫。
Ross: Hey, what's wrong?
嘿，怎么了？
Rachel: I just had a rough night.
我剛度過糟糕的一晚。
Ross: Oh. Crab cake?
要蟹肉餅嗎？
Rachel: Ewww!
額！
Ross: Well, what happened?
發(fā)生什么事了？
Rachel: Oh, well, I...It's kind of weird talking to you about this, but…
跟你聊這件事真的是有點(diǎn)奇怪，但是……
Ross: Monica told me you had a blind date.
莫妮卡跟我說你去約會(huì)了。
Rachel: Yeah.
是啊。
Ross: I did, too.
我也是。
Rachel: Oh.
哦。
Ross: But is it technically a date if the other person doesn't show up?
但是如果對(duì)方?jīng)]有出現(xiàn)，那到底算不算是約會(huì)呢？
Rachel: Oh, oh no. Do you think she walked in, saw you and left?
喔，你覺得是她看到你，然后就走了嗎？
Ross: Why does everyone keep saying that?
為什么大家要一直這樣說呢？
Rachel: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I wish my date hadn't shown up.
我可以讓你好過點(diǎn)，我真希望我的對(duì)象沒有出現(xiàn)。
Ross: That bad?
那么糟嗎？
Rachel: Well, he makes T-shirts for a living, and he thought it would be appropriate to give me, this.
他是做T恤的，而且他認(rèn)為送這樣的禮物給我是很適當(dāng)?shù)摹?/div>
Ross: Female body inspector?
“女性身體檢查官”？
Ross: What size is that?
這是什么尺寸的？
Phoebe: Now wait a minute. So, they're gonna name their first child Joey?
等等，所以他們要把第一個(gè)孩子取名喬伊？
Joey: Uh-huh.
嗯哼。
Phoebe: How-how do I get them to name the-the next one after me?
那我要怎樣才能讓他們把第二個(gè)孩子以我的名字取名呢？
Joey: Oh, it's easy, you just, you just walk in on them having sex.
很簡單，你只要在他們做愛時(shí)走進(jìn)去就行了。
Phoebe: Oh, so they owe me like, three Phoebes.
喔，所以他們已經(jīng)欠我三個(gè)菲比了。
Phoebe: Oh my God! Look, it's Ross and Rachel. Oh, the plan is working. Don't do the plan laugh.
我的天！瞧，那是羅斯跟瑞秋。計(jì)劃奏效了。別再做那個(gè)計(jì)劃成功之笑了。
Ross: The first date we've had in months, and they were both such disasters.
我們幾個(gè)月以來的第一次約會(huì)，而結(jié)果卻這么慘。
Rachel: Oh. Huh. You know, it is weird that Phoebe would set me up on a date that was awful on the same night that Joey set you up on a date that didn't even show.
你知道，真是奇怪……菲比幫我安排一個(gè)很爛的約會(huì)，而在同一晚，喬伊幫你安排了一個(gè)根本沒有人出現(xiàn)的約會(huì)。
Ross: Wait a minute; You don't think it was intentional? I mean, that's just stupid.
等一下；你不會(huì)認(rèn)為這是故意的吧？我是說，這實(shí)在太愚蠢了。
Joey: We're geniuses! Yeah, look at 'em, look at 'em, they're really bonding.
我們真是天才！瞧瞧他們！合得不得了，
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, they're falling in love all over again.
哦嗚，是啊，再度墜入愛河了。
Phoebe: Oh, they see us. Oh, they, they look mad.
喔，他們看到我們了，看起來很生氣。
Phoebe: Oh, They figured it out. They're coming this way. Run!
他們知道了，他們過來了，快跑！
Joey: Where?
跑去哪？
Phoebe: Mexico!
墨西哥！
Joey: Can you believe they're still not here?
誰敢相信她們居然還沒有出現(xiàn)？
Ross: I know. A double blind date, and we both get stood up. What are the chances?
是啊，雙對(duì)約會(huì)，我們竟然一起被放鴿子。怎么可能呢？
Joey: I know, I'm so bummed. Can we have our free crab cakes now?
我知道，我好難過。現(xiàn)在可以上免費(fèi)的蟹肉餅了嗎？
Waiter: What?
什么？
Joey: We've been stood up. And we want our free crab cakes.
我們被放鴿子了。我們想要免費(fèi)的蟹肉餅。
Waiter: You were stood up here last night.
你昨晚才在這里被放鴿子。
Ross: I know. It hurts.
我知道，真是傷心。
Ross: Being stood up two night in a row has left a crab cake sized hole in my heart.
一連兩晚被放鴿子，已在我心中留下像蟹肉餅一樣大的傷口了。
Waiter: Guys, give it a rest. Nobody's betting on you tonight.
你們倆，不用裝了，今晚沒有人在拿你們打賭。
Waiter: Although we do have a pool going, to see how long it takes that guy to cry.
不過我們倒是有在賭，看那個(gè)男的多久才會(huì)哭。
Steve: I have such fat hands!
我的手好肥！
Steve: I hate my dick!
我恨我的小雞雞！
| 重點(diǎn)單詞 | 查看全部解釋 | |||
| intentional | [in'tenʃənəl] |
想一想再看 adj. 企圖的，策劃的，故意的 |
聯(lián)想記憶 | |
| appetizer | ['æpitaizə] |
想一想再看 n. 開胃食品，開胃物 |
聯(lián)想記憶 | |
| unacceptable | ['ʌnək'septəbl] |
想一想再看 adj. 不能接受的，不受歡迎的 |
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| pregnancy | ['pregnənsi] |
想一想再看 n. 懷孕 |
聯(lián)想記憶 | |
| rough | [rʌf] |
想一想再看 adj. 粗糙的，粗略的，粗暴的，艱難的，討厭的，不適的 |
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| miserable | ['mizərəbl] |
想一想再看 adj. 悲慘的，痛苦的，貧乏的 |
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| misery | ['mizəri] |
想一想再看 n. 痛苦，悲慘的境遇，苦難 |
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| impressive | [im'presiv] |
想一想再看 adj. 給人深刻印象的 |
聯(lián)想記憶 | |
| nightmare | ['nait.mɛə] |
想一想再看 n. 惡夢(mèng)，使人極其痛苦的事情或經(jīng)歷，夢(mèng)魘 |
聯(lián)想記憶 | |
| row | [rəu,rau] |
想一想再看 n. 排，船游，吵鬧 |
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