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Rachel: She's crawling! Emma's crawling!
她在爬！艾瑪在爬了！
Joey: He's bleeding! Joey's bleeding!
他在流血！喬伊在流血了！
Rachel: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Honey, you've gotta come see this. I'm gonna go get Monica and Chandler.
對(duì)不起，但你一定要來(lái)看，我去找莫妮卡跟錢德。
Rachel: Monica! Chandler! Monica! Chandler! Monica! Chandler! Come over! Come over! Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
莫妮卡！錢德！莫妮卡！錢德！莫妮卡！錢德！過(guò)來(lái)！過(guò)來(lái)！快點(diǎn)、快點(diǎn)、快點(diǎn)！
Chandler: What? What?
怎樣？什么事？
Joey: Hey, shaving?
刮胡子嗎？
Chandler: No, rabies.
不，狂犬病。
Monica: Hey, what's going on?
是怎么回事？
Rachel: It's Emma, she's crawling.
是艾瑪，她會(huì)爬了。
Chandler: Wow, look at her go.
哇，瞧瞧她。
Rachel: Well, give her a second.
給她一點(diǎn)時(shí)間。
Rachel: Joey, Joey.
喬伊，喬伊。
Joey: Oh, hey! Sorry.
哦！對(duì)不起。
Chandler: I can't believe how fast she's growing up. I mean, It seems like only yesterday she was ... farting on my lap.
我真不敢相信她長(zhǎng)得好快，好像昨天她才……在我腿上放屁。
Monica: Not so funny when someone does it to you, is it?
有人對(duì)你那樣做的時(shí)候并不好笑吧？
Rachel: Oh Emma, come on. Show everybody how you were crawling.
艾瑪，來(lái)吧，讓大家看看你會(huì)爬了。
Everyone: Come on, Emma.
艾瑪，來(lái)吧，爬呀，艾瑪。
Rachel: Oh you know what? I think we probably just distracted her. Let's everybody be still for just a minute.
我想我們讓她分心了，大家先一分鐘不要?jiǎng)印?/div>
Phoebe: Who's painting us?
誰(shuí)在畫(huà)我們呢？
Chandler: Have you see our bank statement? Can this be right?
你有看過(guò)我們的銀行對(duì)帳單了嗎？沒(méi)錯(cuò)嗎？
Monica: I know ... God. I haven't seen my savings take a hit like this since I was a kid and they came up with Double Stuf Oreos.
就是嘛，天啊，從我小時(shí)候雙層夾心餅上市之后，我的存款就沒(méi)這么少過(guò)。
Monica: What happened to all of our money?
我們的錢跑哪去了呢？
Chandler: Well, I'm not sure exactly what they did.
我不清楚他們做了什么。
Chandler: But I'm inclined to blame Enron.
但是我傾向于責(zé)怪安然公司破產(chǎn)案。
Monica: I guess with you doing the internship, we're just spending more than we're bringing in.
因?yàn)槟阍谧鰧?shí)習(xí)工作，我們花的比賺的還多。
Chandler: Yeah, maybe I should quit and get a job that pays.
是啊，或許我應(yīng)該辭掉，然后找個(gè)有薪水的工作。
Monica: Oh ... But you're finally doing something that you love! I mean, I can't ask you to give that up.
但是你終于找到你喜歡的工作了！我是說(shuō)，我不能要求你放棄的。
Monica: Although it'd be nice if the thing that you love was ... you know ... finding gold.
不過(guò)如果你喜歡做的事是淘金，那會(huì)好多了。
Chandler: You know what? You know what? I think we're making too big a deal out of this,
我在想，得我們太小題大作了。
Chandler: OK? So we pay our bills a little late this month. And maybe uh next month we cut back on a few things.
我們這個(gè)月會(huì)比較緊，下個(gè)月我們就節(jié)省一些開(kāi)銷。
Chandler: And maybe we start eating out of Joey's refridgerator for a change.
而且或許我們可以改變一下，到喬伊家的冰箱找食物。
Chandler: You're a chef ... what can you make out of baking soda and beer?
你是廚師，你可以用蘇打粉跟啤酒做出什么呢？
Monica: All right, worst case scenario is ... we borrow some money from my parents.
最糟糕的情況下，我們只好向我父母借錢。
Monica: Or, you slipped on some ice at their house last month. Can we sue them?
或者，你上個(gè)月在他們家溜冰滑倒，我們可以告他們嗎？
Chandler: No! And we're not borrowing money.
不可以，而且我們也不借錢。
Monica: Why not?
為什么不行？
Chandler: Because we don't do that. We are Bings!
我們不能那樣做，我們是賓家的人！
Monica: And there's one thing my father taught me was ... well to always knock before going into the pool house.
我爸有教過(guò)我在進(jìn)入臺(tái)球間時(shí)一定要先敲門(mén)。
Monica: But the other thing is, never borrow money.
還有，永遠(yuǎn)都不要借錢。
Monica: Wow I had no idea you had this much pride.
我不知道你是如此有自尊心。
Chandler: That's right, I do. I am your man. I'm gonna get us through this situation even if it means you working twice as hard.
沒(méi)錯(cuò)，我就是，我是你男人，我會(huì)讓我們度過(guò)難關(guān)的，就算要你加倍努力工作也是。
Mike: You know, it's just really weird.
你知道嗎？真的是很奇怪。
Mike: You don't like eating animals, but you love watching them tear each other apart.
你不喜歡吃動(dòng)物，卻喜歡看他們彼此廝殺。
Phoebe: No, I don't, I don't. Get him. Get him! Separate the sick one from the herd!
不，我不喜歡……抓住他，抓他！把病倒的那個(gè)從群體隔開(kāi)！
Mike: I'm gonna go.
我要回去了。
Phoebe: Why?
為什么？
Mike: I haven't been home in a couple of days and I need to get some more clothes.
我有好幾天沒(méi)有回家了，而且我需要多拿幾件衣服。
Phoebe: Oh ...
哦……
Phoebe: You don't have to go ... I have something that will fit you.
你不用回去，我有衣服可以給你穿。
Mike: I put that tube top on as a joke.
我穿女生的緊身衣是為了要好笑。
Phoebe: I want you to stay.
我想要你留下來(lái)。
Mike: I want to stay too, but I've got about as much out of these boxers as I can.
我也想要留下來(lái)，但是我已經(jīng)不能再穿這幾件內(nèi)褲了。
Phoebe: Why don't you turn them inside?
為什么不反過(guò)來(lái)再穿呢？
Mike: Done it.
已經(jīng)反過(guò)了。
Phoebe: I'll be back in a couple of hours.
我?guī)讉€(gè)小時(shí)之后就回來(lái)，好吧，
Phoebe: I'll miss you.
我會(huì)想你的。
Mike: Me too.
我也是。
Phoebe: Oh, fine. Yeah, you got away. Don't look so smug. You're gonna bleed to death.
喔，好啦，你是逃走了。但是不要太沾沾自喜，你會(huì)失血過(guò)多而死的。
Mike: You know what? I just realized something. I don't wanna go home.
你知道嗎？我剛驚覺(jué)到一件事，我不想要回家。
Phoebe: Great! Ok ... I'll go get the tube top.
太好了！好的，我去拿緊身衣。
Mike: No, no! What I mean is ... I-I hate going back to my apartment now ...
不，我的意思是……我不喜歡回去自己的公寓……
Mike: And partly because I live above a known crack den but ... you know, mostly because when I'm there ... I ... I just ... I really miss you. So ... Do you wanna move in together?
部分原因是因?yàn)椋易〉牡胤讲徽?。但是，主要是因?yàn)槲一厝サ臅r(shí)候，我回去真的會(huì)好想你。所以……我們一起住好不好？
Phoebe: Wow ... Mike Hannigan, you sure know how to make a girl say "Hell yeah!".
哇，麥克·漢尼根。你倒是挺清楚要如何 讓女生說(shuō)“好！”
Mike: So we're doing it?
那我們要這樣做嗎？
Phoebe: Yeah! Let's do it! Let's live together!
好啊，就這樣做，我們一起住！
Phoebe: Wow, we're really gonna move in together!
我們真的要同居嗎？
Mike: Yeah!
是啊！
Phoebe: I've always wanted to live with a guy ...
我一直都想要跟男生同居……
Phoebe: "Pick up your socks!""Put down the toilet seat!""No! We're not having sex anymore!"
襪子撿起來(lái)，馬桶坐墊放下來(lái)不，我再也不跟你做愛(ài)了！
Phoebe: It's gonna be fun!
一定會(huì)很好玩！
Joey: Shame on you, TV Guide. A man's ass is not nudity.
真討厭《電視指南》男人的屁股不算是裸露！
Monica: Hey Joey!
嘿，喬伊！
Joey: Hey!
嘿！
Monica: Listen, I-I need to know that, what I'm about to ask you, will never get back to Chandler.
聽(tīng)著，我需要你保證我接下來(lái)要問(wèn)你的事，不會(huì)被錢德知道。
Joey: I'd be lying if I said I haven't thought about it myself.
如果說(shuō)我沒(méi)有想過(guò)那件事，我就是在說(shuō)謊。
Joey: Chandler is my best friend ... It would be wrong. Good. But wrong.
但是錢德是我最好的朋友，那是不對(duì)的。感覺(jué)不錯(cuò)，卻是不對(duì)的。
Monica: Ok, first of all, it would be great.
好的，首先，感覺(jué)會(huì)是棒透了。
Monica: But that's not what I'm here to talk to you about, Ok? I-I need to borrow some money.
但那不是我在想的事，我需要跟你借錢。
Joey: Awww, I don't know, Monica. You know ... erm ... lending friends money is always a mistake.
喔，我不知道，莫妮卡，你知道的借錢給朋友不是什么好事。
Monica: But Chandler lent you money!
但是錢德借過(guò)你錢啊！
Joey: And I think he would tell you it was a mistake.
而他也會(huì)告訴你，那不是什么好事。
Monica: Come on, I just, I need it for some rent and-and some other bills.
別這樣，我只是…… 我需要付房租跟一些帳單。
Joey: Oh. Well-uh, well how much?
多少錢呢？
Monica: Two thousand dollars?
兩千塊？
Joey: Two thousand dollars! ?
兩千塊？
Joey: What do you think I am, a soap opera star?
你以為我是誰(shuí)？肥皂劇明星嗎？
Monica: Yeah.
是啊。
Joey: That's right I am!
沒(méi)錯(cuò)，我就是！
Monica: Ok. Well promise me you'll never tell Chandler, it really hurts his pride.
答應(yīng)我，你不會(huì)告訴錢德。這真的會(huì)很傷他的自尊心。
Joey: Chandler? Pride?
錢德？自尊心？
Monica: I know. He thinks he has it. It's really cute.
我知道，他還以為他有，真的是很可愛(ài)。
Rachel: Hi, you guys!
嗨，你們好！
Joey & Monica: Hey!
嘿！
Joey: Ooh ... what's in the bag?
袋子里面是什么？
Rachel: Oh er ... well you know Emma started crawling?
你們都知道艾瑪已經(jīng)開(kāi)始會(huì)爬了？
Rachel: I realized that this place, is very unsafe for a baby.
我發(fā)現(xiàn)這地方對(duì)嬰兒而言，是很不安全的。
Rachel: So, I went to the store and I got some stuff to baby-proof the apartment.
所以我去店里買了一些東西來(lái)讓公寓更適合嬰兒活動(dòng)。
Joey: Oh, God, baby-proofing ...
喔，天啊，適合嬰兒……
Joey: Why is it such a big deal now? You know, when I was a kid, it was like:
有什么了不起的呢？我小的時(shí)候，常常都……
Joey: "Whoops! Joey fell down the stairs!" "Whoops! Joey electrocuted himself again!" Huh!
“哇，喬伊跌下樓梯了”或是“哇，喬伊又電到自己了”
Monica: Anyway, uhm ... Are you going to get a handyman to install this stuff?
你要找人幫忙安裝這些東西嗎？
Rachel: No. I was just gonna do it myself.
不，我自己來(lái)就行了。
Joey: You're gonna do it?
你要自己來(lái)？
Rachel: Yeah ... Why?
是啊，不行嗎？
Rachel: You don't think a woman can do this?
你覺(jué)得女人不可能自己做嗎？
Joey: Oh ... Women can. You ... can't.
女人可以，你……不行。
Rachel: Monica, will you please tell Joey that he is a pig?
莫妮卡，可以請(qǐng)你告訴喬伊，他是豬嗎？
Monica: You're a pig. And you can't do this. Rachel: Wha! ?
你是豬，而你不會(huì)做什么？
Rachel: What! ? Come on! I found the hardware store all by myself!
別這樣！我自己找到五金店的！
Joey: The hardware store is right down the street.
那間店就在街尾。
Rachel: There is a hardware store right down the street?
街尾就有一間五金店嗎？
Phoebe: Ok, you guys! Ok, we've got great news.
嘿，各位，我們有好消息要宣布。
Mike: Phoebe and I are moving in together.
菲比跟我要一起同居了。
Monica & Chandler & Ross: Congratulations! That's good news. Great!
恭喜了！好消息！棒極了！
Phoebe: I know, it's so exciting! You know, I've never lived with a guy before, you know.
我知道，好興奮！我從來(lái)都沒(méi)有跟男生同居過(guò)。
Monica: Well you know it's just like living with a girl. Only-only they don't steal your makeup.
嗯，那就像跟女生一起住一樣，只是他們不會(huì)偷用你的化妝品。
Monica: Unless they're playing "This is what my sister would look like".
除非他們是在玩“我妹妹就是長(zhǎng)這樣”。
Chandler: Yeah, she's not so cute.
是啊，她不太可愛(ài)。
Mike: I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
我要上洗手間。
Phoebe: OK, will you put down the toilet seat!
上完把馬桶坐墊放下來(lái)！
Mike: Yes, dear.
是的，親愛(ài)的。
Monica: Oh, is that a bit you guys do?
那是你們?cè)谕娴挠螒騿幔?/div>
Phoebe: Uh huh, we're playing you two.
是啊，我們?cè)谀７履銈儍蓚€(gè)。
Monica: We don't do that! Tell her we don't do that!
我們沒(méi)有那樣！告訴她我們沒(méi)有。
Chandler: Yes, dear.
我們有，親愛(ài)的。
Ross: I can't believe you guys are moving in together. That's, that's great. I'm happy for you guys. I mean he's a great catch and those eyes.
不敢相信你們要同居了，我真替你們高興，我是說(shuō)，他是個(gè)好對(duì)象而且那一雙眼睛。
Ross: I'm a scientist. I observe.
我是科學(xué)家，我會(huì)觀察。
Monica: Oh gosh, it's so exciting.
天啊，這真是太令人興奮了！
Monica: You guys are really moving along. I mean I think I hear wedding bells.
你們真是交往的太順利了，我聽(tīng)到婚禮進(jìn)行曲了。
Phoebe: Monica slow down! Ok? I'm just excited to be living with him.
莫妮卡，別急好嗎？我只是很興奮要跟他一起住而已。
Phoebe: You know, I mean, I don't know, can I see someday being married to Mike? Sure. Yeah.
你知道的，我是說(shuō)，我不知道……我能預(yù)見(jiàn)有天跟麥克結(jié)婚嗎？是的，當(dāng)然。
Phoebe: You know, I could picture myself walking down the aisle in a wedding dress that highlights my breasts in an obvious yet classy way.
我可以想像自己，穿著婚紗走在紅毯上婚紗，以很明顯、但高雅的方式集中突出我的胸部。
Phoebe: But do I want that house in Connecticut, you know, near the good schools where Mike and I could send Sophie and Mike Junior ...
但問(wèn)我想不想要在康乃狄克州，有學(xué)校區(qū)的房子讓麥克跟我送我們的 小蘇菲跟小麥克去上學(xué)……
Phoebe: Oh my god, I do.
喔，我的天，我好想。
Ross: Phoebe ... I had no idea you were so conventional.
我不曉得你是這么傳統(tǒng)的人。
Phoebe: I know! I guess I am!
我想我是的！
Phoebe: Oh my god! Load up the Volvo I wanna be a soccer mom!
我的天，開(kāi)著沃爾沃汽車，大包小包載孩子去練足球！
Mike: You ready to go?
你準(zhǔn)備好要走了嗎？
Phoebe: Yeah! You bet roomie!
當(dāng)然好啰，新室友！
Monica: Don't you mean ... groomy?
你是說(shuō)“新郎”吧？
Chandler: Honey, leave the terrible jokes to me.
親愛(ài)的，把爛笑話留給我吧。
Mike: What're you talking about?
你在說(shuō)什么？
Phoebe: Oh please, these guys, we haven't even moved in yet and they have us picking out china patterns.
拜托，我們都還沒(méi)一起住，而他們就要我們選結(jié)婚的瓷器圖案了。
Rachel: China patterns!
瓷器圖案！
Rachel: This is easy ... "Can't do this!"
這很容易的，“你不行……”
Rachel: Wow, seriously. Can't do this.
哇，還真的咧，就是不行。
Chandler: Hey! Joe!
嘿，喬伊！
Joey: Hey!
嘿！
Chandler: You're here with somebody?
你有跟別人在這里嗎？
Joey: No.
沒(méi)有。
Chandler: Look uh, I need to ask you a favor but you can't tell Monica anything about it.
聽(tīng)著，我需要你幫個(gè)忙，而且不能跟莫妮卡說(shuō)。
Joey: I thought you didn't have secrets from Monica.
我以為你們之間沒(méi)有秘密。
Chandler: And that would remain the official party line.
表面上是那樣沒(méi)錯(cuò)。
Chandler: Look, Monica and I are having a little financial trouble.
莫妮卡跟我有一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)經(jīng)濟(jì)上的問(wèn)題。
Joey: Yeah ... I know.
是啊，我知道。
Chandler: What? How do you know?
什么？你是什么意思？
Joey: Er ... I just figured it out! You know ...
我猜的！你知道的……
Joey: I mean you're not working and the economy is bad.
我是說(shuō)，你沒(méi)有工作，而且現(xiàn)在經(jīng)濟(jì)又很蕭條。
Chandler: Oh! Right.
喔！對(duì)。
Joey: It's the fastest I have ever thought!
這是我反應(yīng)最快的一次了！
Chandler: Anyway, er ... I need to borrow some money.
反正……我需要跟你借點(diǎn)錢。
Joey: Oh! Sure, yeah. How much? Two thousand dollars?
當(dāng)然啰，多少錢？?jī)汕K嗎？
Chandler: Yes! Two thousand dollars exactly! How do you know that?
是的，正是兩千塊！你是怎么知道的？
Joey: Er ... Well I uh ... I know how much you used to make ... And I know how much your rent is.
我知道你之前賺多少錢，而且我也知道你們的房租。
Chandler: Oh ok.
喔，好的。
Joey: I am on fire!
我真是天才！
Chandler: Listen, this is really nice.
聽(tīng)著，你真好。
Chandler: Di... Did you write a cheque to Monica for two thousand dollars?
你開(kāi)了一張兩千塊的支票給莫妮卡？
Chandler: Did Monica borrow money from you?
莫妮卡跟你借錢？
Joey: Er ... Kind of.
好像是。
Chandler: I can't believe her!
我不敢相信她竟然這樣做！
Chandler: Did she tell you we were having money problems?
她有跟你說(shuō)我們有經(jīng)濟(jì)問(wèn)題嗎？
Joey: Oh no no no no no ... It wasn't ... It wasn't because of your money problems ... It was for something ... for her.
不，不是為了你們的經(jīng)濟(jì)問(wèn)題是她自己的東西。
Chandler: What?
什么？
Joey: Something personal.
很私人的東西。
Chandler: What would she get for herself for two thousand dollars that she wouldn't tell me about?
她要花兩千塊的東西還不能告訴我？不好意思。
Woman: Excuse me.
打擾一下。
Joey: Boob job.
隆乳手術(shù)。
Chandler: What? That's ridiculous, she doesn't need a boob job!
什么？這真是太可笑了，她才不需要隆乳！
Chandler: Why wouldn't she tell me about it?
她為什么不能告訴我呢？
Joey: Uh ... she was afraid that you woudln't be supportive.
她怕你會(huì)反對(duì)。
Chandler: I'm not.
我是會(huì)。
Joey: Yeah, well, she knows you well, you can't tell her that you know, I swore I woudln't tell ya.
沒(méi)錯(cuò)，就是啊，她非常了解你。你不能告訴她你已經(jīng)知道了，我發(fā)過(guò)誓不會(huì)告訴別人的。
Chandler: Oh, Boob job? She doens't need that, this is crazy!
隆乳手術(shù)？她根本不需要，這真是瘋狂！
Joey: Well it's ... It's not that crazy. Ok?
不算太瘋狂，好嗎？
Joey: Making them smaller, that would be crazy.
把它們變小才叫做瘋狂。
Phoebe: Hey, so where do you keep your secret box of porn?
嘿，你的秘密色情影帶放哪兒？
Mike: I don't have any porn ...
我沒(méi)有什么色情影帶……
Mike: Back of the closet in my bedroom.
我房間后面的柜子里。
Mike: Oh hey, I-I wanted to ask you about Monica's little "groomy" joke.
嘿，我想要問(wèn)你關(guān)于莫妮卡的“新郎”笑話。
Phoebe: Oh! Alright. Well I think the reason people laughed is becuase it's a play on the word roomie.
我想大家會(huì)笑是因?yàn)樗谕妗靶率矣选边@個(gè)詞。
Mike: No, I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was, the thing I wanna say is ... uh, maybe we should've talked about this before.
我聽(tīng)得懂這個(gè)笑話，真是高深啊。不，我要說(shuō)的是……或許我們之前就應(yīng)該先談過(guò)。
Mike: Us living together. You're not expecting a proposal, right?
我們住在一起這件事，你應(yīng)該沒(méi)有期望我會(huì)求婚吧。
Phoebe: Oh no! No! Not at all. We're just moving in, right now. See where it goes.
喔，不、不，一點(diǎn)也沒(méi)有，好的我們才剛搬進(jìn)來(lái)一起住，再看看吧。
Mike: Yeah, well ... that's the thing. For me it's ... as far as it can ever go.
對(duì)，這就是個(gè)問(wèn)題 對(duì)我而言，這已經(jīng)是我的極限了。
Phoebe: What'd you mean?
你是什么意思？
Mike: Look. Phoebe ... I ... I love you. Very much. But I never wanna get married again.
聽(tīng)著，菲比，我……我非常愛(ài)你。但我不想再結(jié)婚了。
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| den | [den] |
想一想再看 n. 獸穴，洞穴 v. 穴居 |
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| haven | ['heivn] |
想一想再看 n. 港口，避難所，安息所 v. 安置 ... 于港中， |
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| conventional | [kən'venʃənl] |
想一想再看 adj. 傳統(tǒng)的，慣例的，常規(guī)的 |
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| chef | [ʃef] |
想一想再看 n. 廚師，主廚 |
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| ridiculous | [ri'dikjuləs] |
想一想再看 adj. 荒謬的，可笑的 |
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| observe | [əb'zə:v] |
想一想再看 v. 觀察，遵守，注意到 |
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| smug | [smʌg] |
想一想再看 adj. 自以為是的，整潔的 |
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| crack | [kræk] |
想一想再看 v. 崩潰，失去控制，壓碎，使裂開(kāi)，破解，開(kāi)玩笑 |
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| bleeding | ['bli:diŋ] |
想一想再看 n. 出血；滲色 adj. 流血的；同情的 v. 出血； |
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| pride | [praid] |
想一想再看 n. 自豪，驕傲，引以自豪的東西，自尊心 |
