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Amy: You know, this's such a slap in the face. I mean I'm your sister and you would give your baby to these strangers over me.
這真的很侮辱，我是你妹妹……你卻可以把嬰兒給這些陌生人而不給我。
Rachel: Monica is Ross' sister.
莫妮卡是羅斯的妹妹。
Amy: No, Ross' sister was really fat.
不，羅斯的妹妹很胖的。
Monica: That was me.
那就是我。
Amy: No, she was this really dorky girl in high school, used to follow Rachel around like a puppy dog.
不，她是個(gè)蠢蠢的女生，在學(xué)校時(shí)就像小狗一樣跟著瑞秋。
Rachel: Ok. Hey Amy, you got to stop doing that.
艾美，我不許你再這樣了！
Monica: Ok, uh listen I know that you're having a little bit of a family crisis, but you don't have to take it out on the plates.
好了，我知道你現(xiàn)在正在經(jīng)歷家庭危機(jī)，但是你不需要把氣出在盤(pán)子身上。
Monica: I mean, in-in fact I think that, that everyone should, uhm, cut their food like this.
其實(shí)我認(rèn)為每個(gè)人……都應(yīng)該這樣切食物。
Monica: Now, see, uh this way you protect the plates...and-and let's face it, you have fun.
現(xiàn)在，看到了嗎？這樣不只可以保護(hù)盤(pán)子……而且還挺好玩的。
Amy: Ok, how about this, if you guys die and the crazy plate lady dies, then do I get the baby?
好吧，要是這樣呢？如果你們死了……而且瘋狂盤(pán)子女士也死了……那我可以得到嬰兒?jiǎn)幔?/div>
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Chandler: No, if crazy plate lad...If Monica dies then I would get Emma, Right?
不，如果瘋狂盤(pán)子女……如果莫妮卡死了，那艾瑪就是我的了，對(duì)嗎？
Rachel: Well, actually...
嗯，其實(shí)……
Chandler: Actually what?
怎樣？
Ross: Uh...it's just, it's just in that case, then, um, Emma would go to my parents.
只是…… 如果是那樣的話……那艾瑪就會(huì)去跟我父母親住。
Chandler: What?
什么？
Amy: Hurts, doesn't it?
很傷你的心，對(duì)不對(duì)？
Joey: Uh...who has to die for me to get her?
我要等誰(shuí)死了才能得到她？
Chandler: So, if Monica's not around, I'm not good enough to raise Emma?
所以如果莫妮卡不在了，我就沒(méi)有資格撫養(yǎng)艾瑪了？
Ross: No, that, that is not what we're saying.
不，我們不是這個(gè)意思。
Joey: Yeah he's lying. He looked down.
他在說(shuō)謊，他看了地上。
Chandler: Well what is wrong with me? Am I...am I incompetent? Because I managed to survive whatever it is that killed the three of you!
那我有什么不好的呢？我無(wú)能嗎？因?yàn)闊o(wú)論是什么東西殺了你們?nèi)齻€(gè)，我都存活了下來(lái)！
Rachel: Honey, you're taking this the wrong way. We-we think you're going to be a wonderful parent. It's just...you-you're more the, you know, fun parent.
你反應(yīng)過(guò)度了。我們認(rèn)為你會(huì)是很好的父親。只是……你是比較風(fēng)趣的父親。
Ross: Yeah and we'd want to make sure that Emma also has someone like Monica who is more of a, a discliplinarin, someone who can be firm and strict.
是的，我們想要確定艾瑪也有像莫妮卡這樣的人照顧，比較有紀(jì)律的人比較堅(jiān)定嚴(yán)格的人。
Monica: That's not how you see me, is it?
你們對(duì)我的感覺(jué)不是真的那樣吧？
Phoebe: No you're all about the fun.
不，你真的很好玩。
Chandler: Look, I may not know a lot about babies, but do you really think I'm not capable?
我或許不是很了解嬰兒，但是你們真的認(rèn)為我沒(méi)有能力嗎？
Ross: No, you-you both are equally capable. It's-it's just...you're strongest when, when you're together.
不，你們兩個(gè)能力相當(dāng)。只不過(guò)你們?cè)谝黄鸬臅r(shí)候是最強(qiáng)的。
Chandler: Ok. So if we both had Emma and I died she had have to give her up.
好的，如果我們有艾瑪，然后我死了……她也不能擁有她。
Ross: Sure, Monica would have to give her up.
當(dāng)然，莫妮卡也必須把她讓出來(lái)。
Joey: I lie better then that, right?
我說(shuō)謊說(shuō)的至少比他好，對(duì)吧？
Chandler: So, let me, let me just get this straight.
讓我搞清楚。
Chandler: So my two friends die, I get Emma. Then my wife dies, then Emma the one tiny ray of hope left in my life gets taken away from me?
如果我的兩個(gè)朋友死了，我得到艾瑪。然后我老婆死了，那我生命中剩下的唯一一小塊希望，艾瑪……也會(huì)從我身邊被帶走？
Phoebe: There's your movie!
演的好精采哦！
Monica: Hey. There you are.
嘿，你在這里。
Monica: You disappeared after dinner.
你在晚餐之后就消失了。
Chandler: Oh? Did somebody miss me? Is there a child to raise poorly?
有人想念我嗎？有嬰兒需要被無(wú)能的父親撫養(yǎng)長(zhǎng)大嗎？
Monica: Ross and Rachel don't know what they're talking about. I mean it's not like their so responsible.
羅斯跟瑞秋根本什么都不懂。他們自己也不是多有責(zé)任感。
Monica: Emma is a product of a bottle of Merlot and a five year old condom.
艾瑪只不過(guò)是一瓶紅酒跟一個(gè)過(guò)期保險(xiǎn)套的產(chǎn)品。
Chandler: Yeah but they're right. I mean, I'm not a strong father figure and I never will be.
不，他們是對(duì)的，我不是強(qiáng)悍的父親，我永遠(yuǎn)都不會(huì)是。
Monica: No, you learn these things. You grow-grow into it.
不，這些是要學(xué)習(xí)的。你會(huì)逐漸學(xué)會(huì)的。
Chandler: Yeah, but it's not who I am.
是的，但那就不是我了。
Chandler: You know? Everything they said is exaclty why I was worried about having a kid. And it's true.
他們說(shuō)的一切，都是我擔(dān)心有小孩之后會(huì)面對(duì)的問(wèn)題，是真的。
Chandler: And look, everybody knows it.
而且，大家都知道。
Monica: I don't know it! I wanna have a kid with you because I think you're gonna be an amazing dad...at the fun parts and the hard parts.
我并不知道！我要跟你生小孩因?yàn)槲艺J(rèn)為你會(huì)是很棒的父親……不管是風(fēng)趣還是有紀(jì)律。
Chandler: Oh yeah, well, can you picture me saying "Go to your room! You're grounded"?
那你可以想像我說(shuō) “回房去，你被禁足了”嗎？
Monica: Can you hear me say "You're grounded"?
你可以想像我說(shuō)“你被禁足了”嗎？
Chandler: You said that to me last week.
你上星期才那樣對(duì)我說(shuō)。
Monica: How hard is it? No shoes on the furniture.
我叫你不要穿著鞋子踏在家具上，到底有多難呢？
Joey: The producer from Days left a message on my machine asking why I wasn't at the parade.
制作人剛剛留言問(wèn)我為什么沒(méi)有參加游行。
Joey: They said everybody's really pissed off at me...And they all got to meet Santa!
他說(shuō)大家都對(duì)我很不爽……而且他們都有見(jiàn)到圣誕老公公！
Phoebe: It's ok. I thought of the perfect lie for you.
沒(méi)關(guān)系，我?guī)湍阆肓艘粋€(gè)完美謊言。
Phoebe: It's simple, it's easy to remember and doesn't invite a lot of questions.
很容易記，而且不會(huì)引來(lái)更多的問(wèn)題。
Joey: Does it have something to do with a spaceship? Oh no no no no, the Statue of Liberty came to life, and...
是跟太空船有關(guān)的嗎？自由女神活了過(guò)來(lái)……
Phoebe: Shhh. You weren't at the parade because you had a family emergency.
你沒(méi)有參加游行因?yàn)榧依锍隽司o急狀況。
Joey: Oh, I like that, yeah. Wasn't at the parade because I had a family emergency.
我喜歡！耶！我沒(méi)有參加游行因?yàn)榧依锍隽司o急狀況。
Phoebe: Ooh, what happened?
發(fā)生什么事？
Joey: Uh...my sister's raccoon...
我妹的浣熊……
Phoebe: No! Nothing with a raccoon.
不，別提浣熊！
Joey: Alright, I'll take care of it.
好吧，我來(lái)照顧它。
Monica: Oh wait...what-what're you doing?
等等，你們?cè)谧鍪裁矗?/div>
Joey: Setting the table.
擺餐具。
Phoebe: Yeah we thought it would be nice to use, the fancy china for dessert too.
我們覺(jué)得用這些精致餐盤(pán)來(lái)吃甜點(diǎn)應(yīng)該也很不錯(cuò)。
Monica: Oh, how nice. Maybe later we can all go blow our noses on my wedding dress.
很不錯(cuò)，或許等一下我們可以去拿我的結(jié)婚禮服來(lái)擤鼻涕。
Ross: Hey dude, you ok? Sorry about before.
嘿，兄弟，你還好嗎？剛剛的事我很抱歉。
Chandler: Oh no that's ok, you're totally right. I don't know anything about disciplining a child.
沒(méi)關(guān)系，你完全是對(duì)的。我根本就不知道如何管教孩子。
Chandler: But it did hurt my feelings and I want you to know that if I die, you don't get Joey.
但是我還是很傷心而且我要你知道，如果我死了……你別想得到喬伊。
Amy: Ucch. Uchh In case you hadn't noticed, I'm not talking to you.
如果你還沒(méi)注意到，我現(xiàn)在不會(huì)跟你說(shuō)話的。
Rachel: UCHH!
UCHH！
Amy: You know...this is, this is classic Rachel.
真的是…… 這是典型的瑞秋。
Rachel: Oh yeah, yeah, right. Remember in high school when I died and didn't give you my baby?
喔，對(duì)喔，記得在高中我死的時(shí)候也沒(méi)有把我的嬰兒給你嗎？
Amy: This might be my one chance to have a child, Rachel. I mean, you know that I have been so busy focusing on my carrer.
這或許是我唯一擁有小孩的機(jī)會(huì)，瑞秋。你知道我一直忙于我的事業(yè)……
Rachel: What? What carrer?
什么事業(yè)？
Amy: Um...I'm a decorator.
我是室內(nèi)設(shè)計(jì)師。
Rachel: You decorate dad's office and now you're a decorator?
你裝璜了爸的辦公室就是設(shè)計(jì)師了嗎？
Rachel: Ok! I went to the zoo yesterday, now I'm a koala bear.
好的，我昨天去了動(dòng)物園，現(xiàn)在我就是樹(shù)袋熊了。
Amy: Why can't you ever be supportive?
你為什么不能多支持我一點(diǎn)？
Rachel: Sup...You wanna talk supportive? You didn't even come and visit me when I was in the hospital having the baby.
你要談支持嗎？我在醫(yī)院生小孩時(shí)你可沒(méi)有來(lái)看過(guò)我！
Amy: Oh. Yeah. Well, you didn't come to see me in the hospital when I was getting my lips done.
我在醫(yī)院整形嘴唇時(shí)你也沒(méi)有來(lái)看我！
Rachel: I did the first time!
我第一次有去。
Rachel: Oh. Oh And you know what. You wanna know why I'm not giving Emily to you.
你想知道我為什么不要把艾蜜莉給你嗎？
Ross: Emma.
是艾瑪。
Rachel: Oh whose side are you on? I'm not giving you Emma because there is no way you could handle the responibility of a child.
你是站誰(shuí)那邊的？我不給你艾瑪，是因?yàn)槟銦o(wú)法扛起照顧小孩子的責(zé)任。
Amy: Well how hard could it be? You do it.
那有多難呢？你都做得到。
Joey: Ooh...
哦……
Amy: Do I know why you don't wanna me to have the baby?
你知道，你為什么 不想讓我得到嬰兒?jiǎn)幔?/div>
Rachel: Uh huh.
嗯哼。
Amy: Because you don't want me to be happy. You-you have always been jealous of me.
因?yàn)槟悴幌肟吹轿铱鞓?lè)。你總是在忌妒我。
Rachel: Jealous of what? Of your lack of responsiblity? You, your immaturity? Your total disregard for other people's feelings?
忌妒你什么？忌妒你沒(méi)有責(zé)任感嗎？還是你的不成熟？你那種完全忽略別人感受的作為嗎？
Amy: Uh...To name a few.
這只是其中幾項(xiàng)。
Amy: You know, you just, you've always been like this. You just, you had to have everything. And I couldn't have anything.
你總是這樣。你總是要所有的東西。而我什么都得不到。
Amy: Like in junior high, when you stole Timmy from me. I mean, do you even realize how much that hurt me?
就像在初中的時(shí)候，你搶走我的提米。你知道那傷我有多深嗎？
Rachel: Timmy was my boyfriend, and you made out with him!
提米是我的男朋友，而你跟他偷偷親熱！
Amy: Oh come on, that was 20 years ago. Get over it.
別這樣，那已經(jīng)是二十年前的事了。別太記恨。
Rachel: I cannot believe, I cannot believe that I invited you here today.
我不敢相信我在今天邀請(qǐng)了你。
Amy: Yeah, well you know what I cannot believe.
是喔，你知道我不能相信什么嗎？
Amy: That my so-called sister, gets a 30% discount from Ralph Lauren and I still have to pay retail? !
我所謂的姐姐……有羅夫·羅蘭七折的折扣優(yōu)惠，而我卻要付零售價(jià)！
Rachel: Ha ha ha. Ah ha ha. It's forty five.
哈哈哈。啊哈哈。是五五折。
Amy: You bitch.
你這個(gè)賤人。
Amy: You just think you're so perfect. With your new baby and your, your small apartment.
你就是認(rèn)為你很完美。擁有你的新生兒，還有你的小公寓。
Amy: Well let me tell you something. Your baby isn't even that cute.
讓我告訴你一件事。你的嬰兒并不怎么可愛(ài)。
Ross walks over: Too far, Amy. Too far.
太過(guò)分了，艾美，太過(guò)分了。
Rachel: You take that back.
你收回那句話。
Amy: No.
不。
Rachel: Take it back!
收回那句話！
Amy: No! What're you gonna do? Make me?
不，你能怎樣呢？強(qiáng)迫我嗎？
Rachel: Heey man, I work out.
嘿，我有上健身房！
Amy: So do I.
我也有。
Rachel: I do pilates.
我有做普拉提。
Amy: I do yoga.
我有做瑜伽。
Rachel: Bring it on!
放馬過(guò)來(lái)！
Monica: Put the plates back in the boxes! Put the plates back in the boxes!
盤(pán)子放到箱子里！盤(pán)子放到箱子里！
Rachel: Did you just push me?
你剛剛推了我嗎？
Amy: Uh, yeah, I think I did.
是的，沒(méi)錯(cuò)。
Rachel: Alright. Thats it!
好了，夠了！
Monica: Forget the bubblewrap! There isn't time!
別管泡泡包裝了！沒(méi)有時(shí)間了！
Rachel: Frizzy frizzy frizzy frizzy!
卷發(fā)，卷發(fā)，卷發(fā)！
Phoebe: Oh my gosh! Shouldn't we stop this?
我們應(yīng)該阻止她們嗎？
Joey: What? Are you out of your mind? Let's throw some jello on them.
什么？你瘋了嗎？我們應(yīng)該倒一些果凍到她們身上！
Phoebe: Hey, someone can get hurt.
嘿，有人會(huì)受傷的。
Ross: Kick her, Rachel, kick her!
踢她，瑞秋！踢她！
Joey: Pull her top off, Rachel! Pull her top off!
把她上衣脫掉，瑞秋！把她上衣脫掉！
Rachel: Ew! Gross.
惡心！
Chandler: Alright! That is it.
好了，到此為止。
Chandler: This is our apartment and you can not behave this way.
這是我們家，你們不可以有這種行為！
Chandler: Now if you can't act your age then you shouldn't be here at all.
如果你們不能表現(xiàn)得像成人，你們就不應(yīng)該在這里。
Chandler: Now those plates may not be as nice as the pretty pink ones that I picked out, but they're very important to Monica.
那些瓷盤(pán)或許沒(méi)有像我挑的那些粉紅色瓷盤(pán)好看……但是它們對(duì)莫妮卡很重要。
Chandler: And I want you to apologize to her right now.
而我要你們現(xiàn)在就跟她道歉。
Amy: I'm sorry.
我很抱歉。
Rachel: Mon, I'm so sorry.
莫妮卡，我很抱歉。
Chandler: Ok. That's better.
好了，這樣好多了。
Chandler: Now I want you to apologize to each other and mean it.
現(xiàn)在，我要你們誠(chéng)心地跟彼此道歉。
Chandler: Amy and Rachel: Sorry.
對(duì)不起，對(duì)不起。
Chandler: By the way, that fight was totally arousing.
對(duì)了，剛才那場(chǎng)架真是讓人情欲高漲。
Ross: Dude. Well done.
老兄。干的好。
Ross: You know what? If-if I die, and Rachel dies and Monica dies you can totally take care of Emma.
你知道嗎？如果我跟瑞秋還有莫妮卡死了，你可以照顧艾瑪。
Chandler: Oh yeah? Well thanks.
是嗎？謝謝。
Ross: So, so now do I get Joey?
那…… 那我可以得到喬伊嗎？
Chandler: Ok, but you should know he eats five times a day and shoves pennies up his nose.
好的，但是你得知道他一天吃五餐，而且還會(huì)塞硬幣到鼻孔里。
Rachel: Are you ok Mon?
你還好嗎，莫妮卡？
Monica: Uh huh...I mean these things happen.
這種事常發(fā)生的。
Monica: I mean it's just a plate, not like somebody died.
只不過(guò)是盤(pán)子而已，又不像是有人死了。
Phoebe: That's all right. You can mourn.
沒(méi)關(guān)系的，你可以哀悼的。
Monica: Thank you. It was so beautiful.
謝謝你。這些本來(lái)都很漂亮的。
Monica: I'm gonna go to Joeys and get the pies.
我要去喬伊家拿幾個(gè)餡餅。
Joey: Actually not pies, it's just pie.
事實(shí)上，不是幾個(gè)餡餅，是一個(gè)餡餅。
Monica: I don't care.
我不在乎。
Monica: Oh my god. I've lost the will to scold.
天啊，我已經(jīng)失去嘮叨的力氣了。
Rachel: Look Amy, got a little um, it's out of control over there...Um...and I'm sorry.
聽(tīng)著，艾美……我們有一點(diǎn)……失去了理智……我很抱歉。
Rachel: You're my sister and uh...if it really means that much to you...
你是我妹妹……如果你真的很在乎……
Amy: So you're gonna give me the baby?
那你要給我你的嬰兒了嗎？
Rachel: No, I was, I was gonna let you use my Ralph Lauren discount.
不，我只是……我只是要讓你用我的羅夫·羅蘭折扣。
Amy: You are not gonna regret this.
你不會(huì)后悔的。
Rachel: She needs changing.
她要換尿布了。
Chandler: Oh no no, I'll get her. I'm super-compentent, totally responsibile and fourth in line to raise Emma.
不，不，不，讓我去。我超級(jí)有自信，完全有責(zé)任感，而且是扶養(yǎng)艾瑪?shù)谒奈恢玫娜恕?/div>
Chandler: I'll be right there Emma. Just let me get my trusty diaper bag here.
我馬上就來(lái)，艾瑪。先讓我拿一下我的尿片袋子。
Chandler: Well, what'd you know? I guess I'll be the one who dies first.
你們知道嗎？我想我將是第一個(gè)死的人。
Phoebe: Hey, does Monica know about her broken plates yet?
嘿，莫妮卡知道瓷盤(pán)的事嗎？
Chandler: Nope.
不知道。
Phoebe: Broke them all, huh?
全都打破了，是嗎？
Chandler: Yep.
是的。
Phoebe: You gonna tell her?
你要告訴她嗎？
Chandler: Nope. Hey, so, I'm gonna...put the plates back.
不想。嘿，我要把這些盤(pán)子放回去。
Chandler: You know, I think you were right, I don't think we should use these plates again for a long time.
我想你是對(duì)的，我們近期內(nèi)不應(yīng)該再用這些盤(pán)子。
Monica: Like only if the queen comes?
只有女王來(lái)的時(shí)候才用嗎？
Chandler: Maybe not even then.
或許那也不是時(shí)候。
Joey: Hey! I did it.
嘿，我辦到了！
Joey: I called my producer. I told him I had a family emergency, he totally bought it.
我告訴我的制作人說(shuō)我家里發(fā)生緊急事件，他完全相信我。
Joey: Thanks for teaching me how to lie Phoebe.
謝謝你教我如何說(shuō)謊。
Phoebe: No problem! Next week, stealing...
不用客氣！下星期教你偷竊……
Monica: Bye plates!
再見(jiàn)，盤(pán)子！
Joey: Oh, you told her you broke all the plates, huh?
你告訴她你打破所有的盤(pán)子了？
Monica: What? Something happened with the plates?
什么？盤(pán)子發(fā)生什么事了嗎？
Joey: Uhm...Yeah...this uhm...raccoon came in.
嗯……是呀……是因?yàn)猷拧叫苓M(jìn)來(lái)了。
| 重點(diǎn)單詞 | 查看全部解釋 | |||
| disregard | [.disri'gɑ:d] |
想一想再看 n. 不理會(huì)，漠視 |
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| grounded | ['graundid] |
想一想再看 adj. [物]接地的；有基礎(chǔ)的 v. 停（ground |
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| incompetent | [in'kɔmpitənt] |
想一想再看 adj. 無(wú)能力的，不稱(chēng)職的，不能勝任的 n. 沒(méi)有能力 |
聯(lián)想記憶 | |
| decorate | ['dekəreit] |
想一想再看 vt. 裝飾，裝修，授予某人獎(jiǎng)?wù)禄蚱渌?jiǎng)狀 |
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| discount | ['diskaunt] |
想一想再看 n. 折扣，貼現(xiàn)率 |
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| protect | [prə'tekt] |
想一想再看 vt. 保護(hù)，投保 |
聯(lián)想記憶 | |
| handle | ['hændl] |
想一想再看 n. 柄，把手 |
聯(lián)想記憶 | |
| capable | ['keipəbl] |
想一想再看 adj. 有能力的，足以勝任的，有 ... 傾向的 |
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| figure | ['figə] |
想一想再看 n. 圖形，數(shù)字，形狀; 人物，外形，體型 |
聯(lián)想記憶 | |
| immaturity | [imə'tjuəriti] |
想一想再看 n. 未成熟；粗糙；未臻完美；不完全 |
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