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Bravo! You ate all of your blueberries!
太棒了！你吃光了所有的藍莓！
That gets applause? I just finished the Friday crossword puzzle and nothing.
那就能獲得掌聲嗎？我剛做完了周五的縱橫字謎，大家毫無反應。
I guess everyone knows Herbert Hoover's middle name.
所有人都知道總統赫伯特·胡佛的中間名嗎。
Look what I got -- a throne for our little king.
看看我買了什么...我們小國王的寶座。
Do we have to put the toilet on the counter? I take my afternoon coffee here.
非得把馬桶放在桌子上嗎？我在這里喝午后咖啡的。
Let's fix one problem at a time. I've decided to potty-train Joe.
一次解決一個問題吧。我打算對喬進行如廁訓練。
No, too soon.
不，太早了。
It's too soon for a Pearl Harbor joke, perfect time for this.
現在說珍珠港的笑話還太早，做如廁訓練再合適不過了。
I don't want to rush him. Too much pressure and he will get traumatized.
我不想催促他。如果壓力太大，他會受到精神創傷的。
He's grown up drinking from a breast bigger than his head. I don't think he scares easy.
他是喝著比自己頭還大的胸部的奶長大的。我覺得他不容易被嚇到。
The kid's ready, plus, if I'm being honest, I'm tired of buying diapers.
這孩子準備好了，而且要我說實話，我受夠了買尿布。
Excuse me, where do you keep the diapers?
請問尿布在哪里？
Right over here, sir.
這邊，先生。
You trying to be funny?
你在搞笑嗎？
We have larger sizes.
我們還有更大的尺碼。
He's gonna do great.
他會表現出色的。
Why wouldn't he? There's no one better than Joe, right? I'm better than Joe.
當然。沒人比喬更棒了，對吧？我就比喬更棒。
At his age, I was counting to 10 in three languages.
在他那么大時，我就會用三種語言從一數到十了。
The bar is so low for that kid, except when they play limbo, they hold it up so high anybody can get under it.
那孩子的標準真低，除了他們玩過橫棍的時候，他們把棍子舉得好高，誰都能過去。
I didn't see you there.
我沒看見你躺在這里呢。
Really? So, is that your creepy twin brother who's been staring at me from the window for the last week?
真的嗎？上周一直在窗戶里盯著我看的是你的變態雙胞胎兄弟嗎？
Uh, I could lie and say "Yes." You could pretend you weren't flattered, but why not just cut to the chase?
我可以撒謊然后說是。你可以裝作你沒覺得高興，但我們何不直入主題呢？
And what would that be?
那是什么？
I could maybe touch something of yours?
我可以摸一摸你的一些東西嗎？
Sure, and I could maybe kick something of yours.
當然啦，我也可以踢你的一些東西。
I like this tension.
我喜歡我們之間這么緊張。
Very "Will they, when will they?"
很有"他們會嗎，什么時候？"的感覺。
Go back to your room, little boy.
回你的房間去，小男孩。
Got it. I'll see you from there.
知道了，我到上面去看你。
