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Rachel: Hi!
嗨！
Ross: Hey! So what's the big news we uh rushed all the way over here for?
嘿！是什么驚天動地的大消息要我們馬上趕過來？
Phoebe: Rushed? It took you 45 minutes to cross the street. Come on guys, it's just one baby.
你們光過個馬路就花了四十五分鐘。真是的，只不過是個嬰兒。
Phoebe:Oh, sure, now you guys clam up.
好吧，你們現在都沒有人要幫腔。
Chandler: Ok, our news.
好吧，我們要宣布的消息就是。
Chandler:My company has asked me to head up our office in Tulsa, so, as of Monday I'm being officially relocated.
公司要我去土爾沙帶領新的分公司，所以，從星期一開始我已經正式被調職了。
Ross: Oh my God!
喔，我的天！
Phoebe: What? !
什么？
Rachel: What? !
什么？
Ross: Monday?
星期一？
Joey: Well how long do you have to go for?
你得要去多久呢？
Chandler: Well, they said it could be up to a year.
他們說有可能會長達一年。
Joey: A year?
一年？
Rachel: Do you have to go?
那你也要去嗎？
Monica: I kinda have to, don't I? 'Cause of this stupid thing.
我似乎是沒有選擇，不是嗎？都是因為這個愚蠢的東西。
Chandler: There is nothing like the support of your loving wife, huh?
再也沒有比愛妻的支持更棒的東西了對吧？
Joey: But wait a minute, wait, you can't go to Tulsa.
等一下，你不能去土爾沙。
Joey:Maybe you forgot, but we've got tickets to the Jets game next week.
也許你忘了，但是下星期我們要去看球賽的。
Chandler: Well, I'm-I'm sorry buddy, but I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it.
我很抱歉，但是我想我可能去不了。
Joey: But we do, we were gonna go see the Jets!
但是我們是要去看球賽耶！
Ross: You-you, you can't go, I mean you're the glue that holds this group together!
你不能離開我們，你就像是維系這個圈子的靈魂人物！
Chandler: Really?
真的嗎？
Ross: Not you.
不是你。
Chandler: You know, this whole thing is gonna be ok, you know? They said they'd rent us a great house in the suburbs, and you guys can all come and visit.
一切都會沒問題的。他們會幫我們在郊區租房子，你們可以過來看我們。
Rachel: Oh, God, that's so not gonna happen!
喔，天啊，那真的是不太可能！
Joey: Come on, I can't believe you guys are moving.
我真不敢相信你們要搬走了。
Phoebe: I call their apartment!
我承接他們的公寓！
Everyone: No! Ah! Ahh!
不行！
Joey: Here you go Rachel.
咖啡來了，瑞秋。
Rachel: Oh, thank you, Joey. Oh, you know what? I'm not even sure I can have caffeine.
謝謝你，喬伊。你知道嗎？我不確定可不可以喝有咖啡因的東西。
Ross: Uh, I went through this with Ben and Carol.
我在養育班還有卡蘿的經驗。
Ross:One cup of coffee won't affect your milk.
告訴我 一杯咖啡不會影響你的母乳的。
Rachel: Yeah. Just to be sure I'm gonna call Dr. Wiener.
是的，為了安全起見，我要打電話給歪愣醫師。
Joey: Rachel: Every time?
這么好笑嗎？
Joey: Uhuh.
嗯。
Ross: Rachel, you-you don't have to call whenever you have a little question, ok? Trust me, I know this.
沒有必要每次有問題都打電話給他，好嗎？相信我，我是有經驗的。
Rachel: All right, I trust you.
好吧，我相信你。
Ross: Rachel, I can see you dialing! I don't understand why...
我看到你在撥電話，我不了解為什么……
Rachel: Shhh! I'm on the phone! Dr. Wiener?
我在講電話！歪愣醫師嗎？
Phoebe: It's so weird seeing Ross and Rachel with a baby. It's just so grown up.
看到羅斯跟瑞秋有了小孩，真是奇怪。好像大人。
Joey: I know, yeah. I feel like we're all growing up. Person named Wiener, God that kills me.
我知道，是啊。覺得好像我們都一起長大了。有人的名字叫“歪愣”，真是笑死我了。
Phoebe: Look at you all grown up.
瞧瞧你就像個大人。
Joey: Yeah. Actually, actually, you know what?
事實上，你知道嗎？
Joey:I am. You know? That we all know- that whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship.
我的確是長大了，知道嗎？跟瑞秋發生的那件事讓我意識到……或許我已經準備好要接受更認真的交往了。
Joey:You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady.
我想要找一個……善良、成熟、穩重的女孩子。
Joey:And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.
外表并不是非常……不，她一定要很辣才行。
Phoebe: Well you know, I might know somebody.
我也許認識這樣的人。
Phoebe:Hey, how about you set me up with someone, and we double date!
要不要你幫我找個對象，然后我們一起兩對約會！
Joey: I can do that, yeah. How's-how's Friday?
我可以啊，星期五怎樣呢？
Phoebe: Done. Oh good, really?
沒問題！好的很好，真的？
Joey: Yeah!
好！
Phoebe: Ok, let's see! Heehee! Oh, you know who's great? Sandy Poophack.
我們來看看！好的，你知道誰不錯嗎？珊蒂·普霸。
Joey: Poophack...
“普霸”……
Phoebe: Yeah...All right, well that rules out Lana Titweiller.
好吧，沒關系，那萊娜·緹婉樂可能也不行了。
Joey: Ah.
啊。
Chandler: Hey!
嘿！
Monica: Hey!
嘿！
Chandler: I've got good news!
我有好消息！
Monica: You got out of the whole Tulsa thing?
你不用去土爾沙了嗎？
Chandler: Ok, I have news.
好吧，我有新消息。
Chandler:You don't have to move to Tulsa. You can stay here and keep your job.
你不用跟我一起搬到土爾沙，你可以待在這里，繼續你的工作。
Monica: It's great! How?
太好了！是怎么回事呢？
Chandler: Well my boss and I worked out a deal where I only have to be in Tulsa four days a week, so the other three, I can be here with you.
老板跟我達成一個協議，我一星期在土爾沙待四天就可以了，所以另外三天我可以跟你在一起。
Monica: So you're gonna be gone four days a week? No.
所以一星期有四天你不在？不行。
Chandler: I'm sorry, are you just used to saying that?
不好意思，你是不是太習慣說不行了呢？
Monica: No. I can't be away from you for that long.
不是。我不能跟你分開那么久的。
Chandler: Really?
真的嗎？
Monica: Yeah, you're my husband. I'm not gonna live in a different state than you for 208 days out of the year.
是啊，你是我先生，我不要一年兩百零八天跟你住在不同州。
Chandler: That's fast math! We could use you in Tulsa.
算的真快！我們土爾沙的分公司可以聘請你的。
Monica: Honey, thanks for trying to figure out a way, but if you're going to Tulsa, I wanna go with you.
親愛的，謝謝你試著想出更好的方式，但是如果你要去土爾沙，我會跟你去。
Chandler: Hey, you said that without gagging!
你這樣說的時候竟然沒有做嘔吐狀！
Monica: I know!
真的耶！
Rachel: Wh- Ex-excuse me? Oh yeah? Well, up yours too!
你說什么？喔？那你也去吃屎吧！
Ross: Who the hell was that?
那到底是誰啊？
Rachel: Oh, Dr. Wiener.
歪愣醫師。
Ross: Rachel, you can't call people at three in the morning.
瑞秋，你不能在凌晨三點打電話給人家的。
Rachel: Oh you know what, you sound just like his wife!
你知道嗎？你聽起來就像他老婆一樣。
Ross: Was there anything even wrong with Emma?
艾瑪有怎樣嗎？
Rachel: Yes, of course there is! Ok? I'm not insane!
當然是有，怎樣！好嗎？我又不是瘋了！
Ross: Well, what was it?
是怎樣？
Rachel: Hiccups.
打嗝。
Ross: Rachel, I told you, you can't call him every time any little thing comes up.
我告訴過你了，不能每次有雞毛蒜皮小事都打電話給他。
Rachel: Yeah well, not anymore. I can't. He fired us! Can you believe that?
看來我是真的不能了。他不接我們了！你敢相信嗎？
Ross: Rachel, I could believe it if he came here and hit you over the head with a copy of Highlights.
瑞秋，我敢相信如果他在這里 一定會用雜志砸你的頭。
Rachel: What are we gonna do? We have to find a pediatrician.
我們該怎么辦呢？我們得再另找一個小兒科醫師了。
Rachel:Oh, wait wait, wait wait, Monica said that when you guys were growing up, you really liked your doctor. What was his name?
等一下，莫妮卡說你們小時候……很喜歡你們的醫師。他叫什么名字呢？
Ross: Dr. Gettleman? Yeah I know, I don't, I don't think that's a good idea. In fact, I think, I think he's dead.
葛曼醫師嗎？不，我認為這不是個好主意。事實上，我想他死了。
Rachel: Argh! Why does everything happen to me?
啊！為什么壞事都發生在我身上？
Ross: Rachel, I promise first thing tomorrow we'll find another doctor, but I gotta get up early and I'm not feeling all that well.
我保證，明天第一件事就是找到一個新的醫生，但是我要很早起床而且我現在覺得不是很舒服。
Rachel: What? Where, where-where you're not feeling well? What do you have? Is it Rubella? Because don't go near Emma, she has not had that shot.
你不舒服？是怎么回事呢？德國麻疹嗎？別靠近艾瑪，她還沒有注射預防針。
Ross: You know? Come to think of it, it does feel Rubella-like!
我仔細想想，倒還感覺像是德國麻疹！
Rachel: Wiener, Wiener, Wiener, Wiener!
歪愣！歪愣！歪愣！歪愣！
Ross: Rachel!
瑞秋！
Rachel: Great! Now he's gonna know it was me!
太棒了！現在他就知道那是我了！
Joey: And the Kung Pao chicken. Yeah. Utensils and plates for one.
還有宮保雞丁。一人用的餐具。
Joey:And can you read the order back to me? Ugh, Ugh, Ugh, Ugh, Ugh, Ugh, Ugh, great, oh, ugh, yeah, ok. Thanks, bye.
可以重復我的訂單嗎？太棒了，好的，謝謝，再見。
Phoebe: Hey!
嘿！
Joey: Hey!
嘿！
Phoebe: So how is this for our big double date tonight?
看我為今晚我們兩對約會打扮如何？
Joey: Oh my God!
喔，天啊！
Phoebe: Ooh, great! Just the reaction I was hoping for.
太棒了！這正是我要的反應。
Joey: Yeah, yeah, so you-you found someone for me. You didn't forget?
是啊，你有幫我找到人嗎？你沒有忘記吧？
Phoebe: Of course not! And you're gonna love Mary Ellen. She's really smart and cute and funny, and, I can't tell you how I know this, but she' not opposed to threesomes.
當然沒有！你會愛死瑪莉·艾倫的。她真的很聰明、可愛風趣，而且……我不能告訴你我是怎么知道的，但是她并不反對三人行。
Phoebe:Yeah. So tell me some about my guy.
好耶。說一點我的約會對象吧。
Joey: No.
不行。
Phoebe: Come on, give me something.
別這樣，透露一點嘛。
Phoebe:What's his name?
他叫什么名字？
Joey: I'm-I'm not sure I understand the question.
我不明白你的問題。
Phoebe: What'd they call him?
大家都是怎么叫他的？
Joey: Ah...Mike.
啊……麥克。
Phoebe: Mike? Ok! What's his last name?
麥克？好的，他姓什么呢？
Joey: Damn it! Is there no mystery left in romance anymore?
可惡！就不能為浪漫而保有神秘感嗎？
Phoebe: All right, we'll see you and Mike, at the restaurant in a couple hours.
好吧，幾個小時之后在餐廳與你跟麥克見。
Joey: All right, great. See ya. Bye-bye.
好的，沒問題。待會見。拜拜。
Joey: Why did I have to say Mike? I don't know a Mike! Why couldn't I've said...There's no guy in there!
我為什么要說麥克呢？根本不認識誰叫麥克的！為什么不說……？這里面根本就沒有男生！
Chandler: So, this is being a parent, huh? I think I can handle this. Oh, too intense, too intense.
所以這就是帶孩子，是吧？我想我可以處理得很好的。太難了，太難了。
Monica: Hi!
嗨！
Rachel & Chandler: Hey! Hi!
嗨！嗨！
Monica: Well, I did it. I told my crew at the restaurant that I'm heading off to Tulsa.
好了，我說了我告訴餐廳的同事我要搬到土爾沙了。
Chandler: Oh yeah, how'd they take it?
是嗎？他們反應如何？
Monica: Pretty well, yeah. They're brave little soldiers.
還不錯，他們是勇敢的小尖兵。
Monica:Did their best to be stoic.
盡全力冷靜。
Monica:Some of them even high fived each other to mask their pain.
有些還互相擊掌來掩飾離別的傷痛。
Rachel: Oh, it's impossible to find a good doctor. I mean, how do you know the good ones from the ones who are gonna push their penis against your knee?
要找好醫生真是好難。要如何分辨哪個是好醫生……哪個又會拿小弟弟摩擦你的膝蓋呢？
Monica: Excuse me?
什么？
Chandler: I know what she's talking about.
我知道她的意思。
Chandler:Yeah, you probably also had the piano teacher with the wandering hands.
你們或許也碰過會毛手毛腳的鋼琴老師吧。
Rachel: We-we've got to find a new pediatrician.
我們要找新的小兒科醫生。
Rachel:Ross was getting sick last night, and I think Emma may have caught it.
羅斯昨晚不舒服，艾瑪或許也被感染到了。
Monica: Why don't you go see Dr. Gettleman?
你為什么不去找葛曼醫生呢？
Rachel: Ross said he died.
羅斯說他死了。
Monica: He didn't die. I saw his daughter last week. Said he was fine. Her on the other hand, botched Botox.
他沒死。我上星期才遇到他女兒。她說他很好。但是她呢，可被肉毒桿菌搞慘了。
Rachel: Oh great! Well then I'm gonna take Emma to see him. I wonder why Ross said that he died.
太好了！那我要帶艾瑪去找他。為什么羅斯說他死了呢？
Monica: Oh, maybe he was getting him confused with his childhood therapist.
喔，或許他把他跟他小時候的心理醫生搞混了。
Chandler: He saw a therapist?
他有心理醫生？
Monica: Uh-huh, Yeah, he used to have this recurring nightmare, just really freaked him out.
是的，他以前常常做重復的噩夢，嚇死他了。
Rachel: Wow, what was it?
哇，什么噩夢呢？
Monica: That I was going to eat him.
夢到我要吃掉他。
Joey: Mike!
麥克！
Mike: Yeah?
怎樣？
Joey: Ok!
好了！
Mike: I gotta tell you, I can't believe I'm doing this with you.
真不敢相信，我竟然跟你做這件事。
Mike:Although yeah I did just get out of a nine-year relationship, so I guess I should be open and taking some risks.
我才剛結束一段九年的戀情，所以我應該敞開心胸迎接一些挑戰。
Joey: That's good. Yeah, get all that born stuff out now.
這樣很好。把那些無聊的舊東西拋掉。
Joey:Look, everything is gonna be fine, ok? Just follow my lead, all you have to do is pretend to be Mike.
一切都好啦，跟著我就沒事，好嗎？你只要假裝是麥克就可以了。
Mike: I am Mike.
我就是麥克啊。
Joey: Attaboy!
演的真不錯！
Joey: Ok here they come.
她們來了。
Phoebe: Hi, Phoebe.
嗨，我是菲比。
Mike: Hey. Phoebe, I'm Mike. How you doing.
嗨。菲比，我是麥克。你好嗎？
Phoebe: Nice to meet you, Joey, this is Mary Ellen Jenkins. So, Mike, how do you and Joey know each other anyway?
很高興認識你，喬伊，這位是瑪莉·艾倫·珍金。麥克，你跟喬伊是怎么認識的呢？
Mike: How do Joey and I know each other?
我跟喬伊是怎么認識的呢？
Mike:Wow, if I had a nickel for every time somebody's asked me that.
如果每次有人問我這問題，我就有五塊錢賺，那我就變富翁了。
Joey: From-from school.
在學校認識的。
Mike: Yeah, we met in college.
我們在大學認識的。
Mike:I mean, high school.
我是說高中。
Phoebe: Wow, you guys go way back then.
那你們認識可久了。
Phoebe:So what're-what're you up to these days?
那你現在是做什么的呢？
Mike: Well, I'm a lawyer.
我是律師。
Joey: Mike, 'attorney at law'!
麥克，律師！
Mike: Actually, I just gave up my practice.
事實上，我才剛放棄執照。
Joey: What? That's-that's the kinda thing you usually run by me.
什么？這種事你應該先跟我討論的。
Mike: Well, I always wanted to play piano professionally, and I figured if I don't do this now, I never will.
我想要成為專業鋼琴音樂家，如果現在不趕快做，就來不及了。
Phoebe: Wow, that's great! I liked that better than the law thing, so...
太好了！我喜歡音樂家勝過律師，所以……
Joey: Which is why I waited until now to introduce you to Mike.
這就是為什么我等到現在才介紹麥克給你。
Mary Ellen: I thought you thought he was still a lawyer.
你不是還以為他是律師嗎？
Joey: No no no, that's not what I meant. Let's-let's get you a cocktail.
不，我并沒有那樣說。我們幫你點杯雞尾酒吧。
Monica: Hey!
嘿！
Chandler: Hey!
嘿！
Monica: What're you doing?
你在做什么呢？
Chandler: Looking for restaurant jobs for you in Tulsa.
幫你在土爾沙找餐廳的工作。
Monica: Oh, that's so sweet. Find anything?
真是貼心。有找到嗎？
Chandler: Slim Pickings.
速食外餐。
Monica: Nothing, huh?
什么都沒有，是吧？
Chandler: No, 'Slim Pickings', it's a barbecue joint.
不，速食外餐，是間烤肉店。
Chandler:They're looking for a cook. Actually 'cook' may be a bit of a stretch.
他們在找廚師。事實上并不全然是“廚師”。
Chandler:They're looking for someone to shovel mesquite.
他們在找炒豆子的幫手。
Monica: 'Slim Pickings'...That is so cheesy.
“速食外餐”？聽起來真是不高級。
Chandler: Oh, 'So Cheesy' also has an opening.
“不高級”也有在招人。
Monica: Honey, that's ok. I actually know this woman, Nancy, who's-who's a restaurant biz head-hunter. Maybe she'll know of something.
親愛的，沒關系。我認識一個叫南西的人，她是專門幫餐廳招人的。她或許會知道一些職缺。
Chandler: Can I just say, how much I appreciate you coming with me. When we get to Tulsa I'm taking you for a great dinner at 'Slim Pickings'.
我真的是太感激你愿意跟我去。當我們抵達土爾沙，我會帶你去速食外餐吃大餐的。
Chandler:'So Cheesy'? 'Whole Hog'? It's going to be tough to keep Kosher in Tulsa.
那“不高級”呢？全豬餐廳呢？在土爾沙要找到正式餐廳還真是不簡單。
Monica: Hi, Nancy. Hi, it's Monica Geller.
嗨，南西嗎？嗨，我是莫妮卡·蓋勒。
Monica:I'm good. Listen, I'm-I'm looking for a job in Tulsa.
我很好，我需要在土爾沙找份工作。
Monica:Well, my husband's been relocated...Because I love him!
是啊，因為我先生被調職到那邊……因為我愛他！
Monica:No-no, I-I, I don't-don't wanna job in New York.
不，我不想要紐約的工作。
Monica:Javo is looking? Oh my God!
杰屋在找人？喔，我的天啊！
Monica:He asked for me personally? Oh my God!
他特別指名要我？喔，我的天啊！
Monica:Oh, wow, this is really really flattering, but I'm-I'm-I'm moving to Tulsa.
哇，我真的是太受寵若驚，但是我要搬到土爾沙了。
Monica:Yeah, so just if you would tell Javo...I'll take it!
所以，請你告訴杰屋……我接受這份工作！
