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Chandler: Hello.
你好。
Monica: Hey.
嘿。
Chandler: Woa-oh. Cereal killer.
玉米片殺人狂。
Monica: Cereal killer?
玉米片殺人狂？
Chandler: Hey, come on, I say more dumb things before 9 a. m. than most people say all day.
我九點(diǎn)前說(shuō)的蠢話比別人整天說(shuō)的還多，怎么了？
Phoebe: Nothing. I-I can't find anything that I wanna eat! Everything I eat makes me nauseous!
沒(méi)事，我找不到想吃的東西！所有東西都讓我惡心！
I'm telling you, being pregnant is no piece of cake- ooh! Cake! No.
我告訴你，懷孕可不像吃蛋糕那么簡(jiǎn)單！哦！蛋糕！不。
Monica: Aww, honey I'm sorry.
哦，親愛(ài)的，真可憐。
Phoebe: God! Ooh! What is that smell? It's coming from the bathroom. Ooh!
天哪哦！什么味？從洗澡間里出來(lái)的。哦！
Chandler: Wow! Pregnancy does give you some weird cravings.
哇！懷孕確實(shí)帶給你奇怪的欲望。
Joey: Yeah?
誰(shuí)呀？
Phoebe: It's me. It's Phoebe. Listen there's something in here I wanna eat, what-what, what smells so good?
是我。是菲比。這有我想吃的東西，什-什么這么香？
Joey: Is it the shampoo? It's guava.
是新洗發(fā)精嗎？番石榴香味。
Phoebe: No!
不是！
Joey: Oh! Wait-wait! Is it my bologna sandwich?
哦！等等！是我的臘腸三文治？
Phoebe: Yes. Yes. Yes. I can't believe it! The baby wants bologna! Baby wants me to eat meat? I can't eat meat!
對(duì)對(duì)。我真不能相信！這孩子要臘腸！可能他想讓我吃肉？我不能吃肉！
Joey: Oh, wait-wait! Maybe it's a pickle? !
哦，等等！可能是我的泡菜？！
Chandler: What're you writing?
你在寫(xiě)什么？
Rachel: Well, Joshua's coming in tomorrow and since I don't have the guts to ask him out, I'm gonna sell him a coat and put this note in the pocket.
約書(shū)亞明天來(lái)，因?yàn)槲覜](méi)膽兒約他，所以我打算賣他件衣服，然后把這紙條放在口袋里。
Chandler: Oh yeah? Joshua, give me a call sometime, guys like you never go out of style- what did you throw away?
哦是嗎？約書(shū)亞，給我打電話吧，你這樣的男人永遠(yuǎn)不過(guò)時(shí)？你扔掉的寫(xiě)了什么？
Chandler: Hi guys!
嗨伙計(jì)們！
All: Hey!
嗨！
Emily & Ross: Hi. Hi.
嗨！
Joey: Hey. Hey Emily, what've you guys been up to?
嗨，你們干什么去了？
Ross: Oh, we went to see a collection of Victorian doorknobs at the Cooper-Hewitt museum.
哦，我們?nèi)upert-Hewitt博物館看了個(gè)Victorian門(mén)把手收藏展。
Chandler: Without me?
沒(méi)找我去？
Emily: My uncle dragged us there. But, actually it turned out to be really interesting.
我叔叔非拉我們?nèi)サ摹５牵聦?shí)上還真挺有趣的。
Ross: Yeah.
是的。
Emily: They were so ornate and beautiful, I mean look at that!
它們非常華美，我是說(shuō)看那！
Monica: I don't know how museums work in England but, here, you're not supposed to take stuff.
我不了解英國(guó)博物館怎么工作，但在這，你不能拿東西。
Emily: I uh, I got it from the gift shop. They have really lax security there. It's a joke.
我額，我在禮品店搞到的。那保安很松，開(kāi)個(gè)玩笑。
Chandler: Anyone for more tea? No, just me then.
誰(shuí)還要喝茶？那我自己叫了。
Monica: Hey Ringo. Every time Emily's around, you talk like her. Would you please cut it out.
鸚鵡先生每次艾蜜莉在，你就怪腔怪調(diào)，別鬧了。
Chandler: I think you like it. I think you can't resist me when I do it. You want to eat me up like a cream "pumpy."
我看你喜歡喔，你無(wú)法抗拒這樣的我，你想一口吃了我。
Monica: What? !
什么？
Chandler: All right, look, I don't know all the words.
我不是每個(gè)英國(guó)字都會(huì)。
Emily: Right, I've got to be off, see you. Buh-bye then.
我該走了，再見(jiàn)。
Chandler: Buh-bye then.
再見(jiàn)。
Joey: Hey so you guys seem to be having a good time huh?
哇！看起來(lái)你們處的很愉快。
Ross: Oh, yeah, she's-she's amazing. And-and she's so much fun, you know. And, you know what? When I'm with her, I'm fun!
哦是啊，她-她讓人驚訝。她還很有趣。還有！你知道嗎？我和她在一起時(shí)，我也有趣了！
I do things like-like run off to Vermont, and-and you guys saw the doorknob.
我會(huì)跑去佛蒙特，你們也看見(jiàn)那個(gè)門(mén)把手了。
I even signed up for helicopter classes. She's leaving in two days, I don't have to do it.
我甚至參加了直升機(jī)駕駛班，她兩天后就走了，我其實(shí)不用這樣。
Monica: Oh no, two days, you must be bummed.
哦 不，兩天，你一定很失落。
Ross: Yeah, she's gotta go back to London. But you know what?
是，她要回倫敦。但你知道嗎？
I've been prepared for this from the start. We both knew we had two weeks together, and-and that's it. You know?
我一開(kāi)始就有準(zhǔn)備，我們都清楚只有兩周，僅此而已。
Joey: Hey that's what all my relationships are like.
嘿，我所有的交往都是這樣。
Chandler: Yes, but in Ross's case, they both know in two weeks that's it.
對(duì)，但在羅斯這事里，他們'全'都清楚只有兩周僅此而已。
Ross: Pheebs!
菲比！
All: Hey!
嘿！
Ross: Oh Hello, Hello!
哦，你好！
Phoebe: Yes! I know! I know! Yeah!
是！我知道！我知道！是的！
Phoebe: So, the baby is totally craving meat. This afternoon I tried tricking it, I made it a soy-burger so that maybe it would think it was getting meat,
這孩子就喜歡肉，中午我試著騙騙他，我做了個(gè)豆?jié)h堡就為了讓他以為是肉的。
you know? And I got nauseous.
然后我又惡心了。
Chandler: Maybe that's because soy-burgers suck! But I'm no obstetrician...
也許是因?yàn)樗厝獗ず茈y吃，不過(guò)應(yīng)該很營(yíng)養(yǎng)。
Phoebe: Now being pregnant is hard on your tummy.
懷孕對(duì)你的胃可是個(gè)折磨。
Joey: Hey, but at least you got that cool, pregnant lady glow.
嘿，但至少你有那么棒的，懷孕婦女的紅光滿面。
Phoebe: Oh, that's sweat. You throw up all morning, you'll have that glow too.
真好聽(tīng)。你吐一個(gè)早上，你也會(huì)一樣紅光滿面。
Joshua: Ok!
好！
Rachel: Oh, here's that trench coat that you wanted.
哦，這是你想要的風(fēng)衣。
Joshua: Oh great, great! Wow! Yeah, it's comfortable.
哦，太好了！哇！很舒服。
Rachel: Yeah?
是嗎？
Joshua: Man, I could really flash somebody in this thing.
兄弟，穿這個(gè)我就真能上街當(dāng)暴露狂了。
Rachel: Oh no-no, no-no, they don't want you to put your hands in the pockets until you are out of the store.
哦不-不，他們不讓你在離開(kāi)店之前把手插到兜里。
Joshua: Why not? !
為什么？
Rachel: Well, because, we got a lot of...
好吧，因?yàn)槲覀冇泻芏?/div>
Joshua: You know, they ruin it for everybody.
你知道，他們毀了所有人。
Rachel: I know!
我知道！
Joshua: You know, I wore that cashmere sweater on a date last night.
你知道，我昨天穿那件羊毛衫約會(huì)了。
Rachel: Oh?
是嗎？
Joshua: Yeah, it was the first date since uh, since divorce.
是，是我第一次約會(huì)，自從離婚。
Rachel: Well, congratulations, so do you love her?
恭喜，那你愛(ài)她嗎？
Joshua: No, no, no, she's nice, but, you know, it just made me realize that I'm just, I'm just not ready to be dating, you know?
不，她很好但，卻讓我意識(shí)到我還沒(méi)，沒(méi)到該約會(huì)的時(shí)候。
Rachel: Huh. Well, uh, that's uh, that's interesting.
好吧，額，真有意思。
Joshua: Hey-whoa-hey-hey, what was that?
那是什么？
Rachel: Oh, it's just an anti-theft device.
就是個(gè)防盜裝置。
Joshua: Then uh, what's-what's this?
那這是什么？
Rachel: Well you need that, you need that too 'cause obviously, a thief could just tear this right up.
你需要它，你也需要它，因?yàn)楹苊黠@，賊會(huì)把它撕掉。
Rachel: Oh. Listen, we, we have to have a party tonight! Actually, we have to have one in five minutes, everybody cancel your plans.
聽(tīng)著，我們今晚得搞個(gè)聚會(huì)！實(shí)際上，我們得在五分鐘后開(kāi)始，所以大家都要取消別的計(jì)劃。
Chandler: What're you talking about?
你說(shuō)什么？
Joey: Yeah, what's going on?
是呀，怎么了？
Rachel: We have to have a surprise Bon Voyage party for Emily. But it's actually for Joshua.
我們得給艾米麗搞個(gè)告別晚會(huì)。但實(shí)際上是為約書(shū)亞。
Chandler: That sucks! Nobody's ever thrown me a bon-voyage-Emily party.
討厭！都沒(méi)人幫我辦過(guò)假的艾蜜莉歡送會(huì)。
Rachel: Look, he said he's not ready to date, so I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work, and now I've created the perfect opportunity to seduce him!
他說(shuō)他還不能約會(huì)，所以如過(guò)我想在工作之余見(jiàn)他我就得請(qǐng)他參加個(gè)聚會(huì)，現(xiàn)在我創(chuàng)造了個(gè)絕好的機(jī)會(huì)來(lái)勾引他！
Ross: Well, as much as I'd like to meet Josh and warn him, Emily and I aren't gonna be here.
同樣也有機(jī)會(huì)讓我見(jiàn)到約許，然后警告他，艾米麗和我不能呆在這。
All right? I mean, she's gonna come by first to say goodbye, and then I've got a whole special evening planned. So sorry, no party.
好嗎？她會(huì)先來(lái)這說(shuō)再見(jiàn)，我今晚還有個(gè)完整的計(jì)劃。所以對(duì)不起，沒(méi)有晚會(huì)。
Joey: Awwww!
嗷！
Emily: Hello?
誰(shuí)？
Rachel: Surprise! !!
驚喜！
Chandler and Joey: Surprise! !
驚喜！
Emily: No one's ever thrown me a surprise party before!
以前從沒(méi)有人給我辦驚喜晚會(huì)！
Rachel: Well, it was all Ross's idea.
這都是羅斯的主意。
Emily: You're so sweet! And I'm so surprised!
你真好！我真的很驚喜！
Ross: You really didn't know?
你真的不知道？
Chandler: Why are you over here if Joshua is all the way over there?
為什么你在這邊而約書(shū)亞卻在那邊？
Rachel: Uhh, because I'm trying to play hard to get. Oh, quick, he's looking over here, say something funny.
額，因?yàn)槲蚁胪嬗芄士v。哦，快點(diǎn)他看過(guò)來(lái)了，說(shuō)點(diǎn)好笑的。
Chandler: Like what?
舉個(gè)例子？
Joey: What-what-what is so funny?
什-什么這么好笑？
Chandler: I said "Like what?"
我說(shuō)“舉個(gè)例子”
Joey: Now that's a thinker.
這個(gè)得多想想。
Rachel: Ok, You know what, You know what? This-this playing hard to get thing is not working. Umm, hand-hand me those cherries. Ok. Ok. Hi!
好，你知道嗎？欲擒故縱不好使。額，給我那些櫻桃。好的，你好！
Joshua: Hi!
你好！
Rachel: Care for a cherry?
要吃櫻桃嗎？
Joshua: Oh, no thanks.
不要，謝謝。
Rachel: No? You know, I can tie one of these into a knot using just my tongue.
不？你知道嗎，我能只用舌頭就把它打個(gè)節(jié)。
Joshua: You ok? You all right?
你還好嗎？沒(méi)事吧？
Ross: So we should probably, get going soon.
我們得趕快走了。
Emily: Oh, but the party's only just getting started!
但是派對(duì)才剛開(kāi)始。
Ross: Yeah, but we-we have to be at the Four Seasons for drinks and, oh! 15 minutes and then uh you know, then The Plaza for dinner.
是，但我們15分鐘后要去'四季'喝酒，然后再到'廣場(chǎng)'餐廳吃飯。
Emily: So why did you plan a party at the same time?
那你為什么在同一時(shí)間辦聚會(huì)？
Ross: No-no-no, no, umm, actually American surprise parties are-are-are very short. It's usually, "Surprise!" And then, "Oh my God, I'm so surprised- goodbye!"
不，不，額，事實(shí)上美國(guó)的驚喜晚會(huì)很短。一般就是，"驚喜！"然后，天哪，真是個(gè)驚喜？再見(jiàn)！
Emily: Ross, I'm having such a great time! Your sister has just been telling me that you used to dress up like little, old ladies and hold make-believe tea parties.
但羅斯，我玩的很高興！你妹妹剛講了你曾穿得像個(gè)小老太太，舉辦'虛擬世界'晚會(huì)。（小孩的游戲）
Ross: Monica said that did she? Oh, oh, did she tell you that when she was little she was partially responsible for new legislation regulating the strength of swing sets?
莫妮卡說(shuō)的是吧？她有沒(méi)有說(shuō)她小的時(shí)候游樂(lè)器材商增加秋千的載重量她也是原因之一？
Phoebe: Ooh, yeah. Then what are you gonna put on top of that?
那你還要往上面放什么？
Joey: A little salami.
一些臘腸。
Phoebe: Ooh yeah, yeah. Then umm, what goes on top of the salami?
肉腸上面呢？
Joey: Pastrami.
熏牛肉。
Phoebe: Oooh, yeah. You're a genius.
你真是天才。
Rachel: Oh, could somebody give me a hand with the zipper?
幫我拉一下拉鏈。
Joey: Yeah.
好的。
Rachel: Up!
往上！
Monica: You changed?
你換衣服了？
Rachel: Yeah, I decided, I needed my lucky dress.
是，我換了。我需要我的幸運(yùn)裙。
Monica: And lucky means, more cleavage?
幸運(yùn)意思是，更暴露？
Chandler: Does for me.
對(duì)我管用。
Rachel: Ohh, God! Look at him, he's so cute. I just wanna go over there, grab him, and kiss him! How can I kiss him and not letting him know that I like him?
哦，天哪！看他呀，這么可愛(ài)。我真想過(guò)去，抓著他，然后親他！我怎么才能又親他又不讓他知道我喜歡他？
Joey: Oh hey! I know how you can get him, take off your bra.
哦！嘿！我知道你怎么能辦到，把胸罩拿下來(lái)。
Rachel: What?
什么？
Joey: There was a scene in Footloose...
在'自由自在'里有一幕
Chandler: Flashdance.
辣舞。
Joey: Yeah-yeah, yeah, with that-that uh, plumber girl...
對(duì)，對(duì)，是那個(gè)額，管道工女孩
Chandler: She was a welder.
她是個(gè)焊接工。
Joey: What? Were you like in the movie, or...Anyway, she takes off her bra under the shirt and pulls it out the sleeve. Very sexy, and classy.
你在那電影里嗎，還是......？她叢襯衫里摘掉了胸罩，然后從袖子里拉出來(lái)，非常性感，還很有品位。
Monica: Or, if you wanna kiss him, umm, you could use mistletoe.
或者如果你想親他，你可以用槲寄生樹(shù)。（圣誕節(jié)傳統(tǒng)，在槲寄生下接吻）
Rachel: It's not Christmas!
現(xiàn)在不是圣誕節(jié)！
Monica: Or Spin the Bottle?
轉(zhuǎn)瓶子？
Rachel: And he's not 11!
他不是11歲！
Emily: Thank you so much for this. It was really so thoughtful of all of you.
非常感謝你們。你們想的真周到。
Rachel: What? You're leaving? !
你們要走了？
Ross: Yes, we have something we have to get to.
對(duì)，我們還有事。
Joshua: Uhh, yeah, I think I'm gonna take off too.
我也要走了。
Rachel: No! You guys, you can't leave yet! You have to stay, we-we got the whole big thing planned!
別！你們不能走！你們得留下，我們還有個(gè)大節(jié)目！
Ross: What big thing?
什么重頭戲？
Rachel: So, Spin the Bottle works like this: I spin the bottle, lands on Gunther, so I would have to kiss Gunther.
轉(zhuǎn)瓶子的規(guī)則是，我轉(zhuǎn)瓶子指向甘瑟，我就要親甘瑟。
All right. Who wants to go first?
就這樣，誰(shuí)要先？
Emily: I'll go.
我先。
All: Hey! Emily!
嘿，艾米麗！
Joey: Welcome to America.
歡迎來(lái)到美國(guó)。
Monica: Gosh, two in a row! You gotta use your tongues now!
天哪連續(xù)兩次！來(lái)個(gè)舌吻吧！
Rachel: Yay! Emily!
啊，艾米麗！
