Huh? So what do you think? Casa de Joey. Huh? I decorated it myself.
你認(rèn)為怎么樣?喬伊的房間(法語(yǔ))。我自己布置的。
Get out. No.
少來(lái)了。才不是。
Wow Joey, this is, uhh...
喬伊,這個(gè)是…
Art.
藝術(shù)。
Art it is.
就是藝術(shù)。
Look, check this out. Is it a coffee table, is it a panther? There's no need to decide.
瞧,這是一張咖啡桌呢?還是一只豹?都無(wú)所謂。
Hey, nice pillow. So now tell me, is this genuine Muppet skin?
好漂亮的枕頭,這是真的布偶皮嗎?
Hey, excellent, excellent watertable thing.
好極了,桌上型水東西。
Thanks, yeah. I love this but you know what, it makes me wanna pee.
謝了,我很喜歡這個(gè)東西,但你知道嗎?它會(huì)讓我想尿尿。
Yeah, well me too, yeah. I think that's the challenge.
對(duì)呀,我也是。對(duì)呀,我想挑戰(zhàn)就在那兒。
Hey, how come, uhh, Chandler didn't come?
為什么錢德沒來(lái)?
Well uh, it's 'cause he had a thing with, with the thing.
因?yàn)樗幸患隆惺隆?/div>
Right, I got, I got it.
我懂了。
So why don't you show us the rest of your casa?
帶我們?nèi)⒂^你房間(法語(yǔ))其他的部分吧。
Yeah. Uh, oh, OH, the best part, come on.
最棒的部分,來(lái)…
Heh?
嗯哼?
Hey, nice toilet.
好帥的馬桶。
No no no, behind it.
不…后面那個(gè)。
What, you have a phone in here?
你這里裝了電話?
That's right, I have a phone in here.
沒錯(cuò)。我這里裝了…電話。
Joey, promise me something. Yeah.
喬伊,答應(yīng)我一件事。好。
Never call me from that phone.
別用那個(gè)電話打給我。
OK, here we go. Honey, I'm sorry, they were all out of apple pie, someone just got the last piece.
來(lái)了。抱歉,蘋果派賣完了,最后一片剛沒有了。
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. You are not gonna believe this. I have just been discovered.
天啊…你們絕對(duì)不會(huì)相信的,我剛剛被發(fā)現(xiàn)了。
Now wait a minute, I claimed you in the name of France four years ago.
等一等,我四年前,就宣布你為法國(guó)領(lǐng)地了。
Anyway, OK, now promise you won't like, freak out and say how great this is until I'm done, OK?
總而言之,答應(yīng)我,你們不會(huì)發(fā)狂,直到我說(shuō)完為止,好嗎?
OK.
好。
OK. I just met this producer of this like, teeny record company, who said that I have a very fresh, offbeat sound and she wants to do a demo of Smelly Cat.
I did. I thought it'd be great. I figured I'd have like, time alone with my thoughts but, you know, turns out I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think.
Smelly cat, smellly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat...OK, sorry. I'm just, I'm just not getting that everyone um, gets how smelly this cat actually is.
臭臭貓,臭臭貓。他們喂你什么?對(duì)不起。我沒感覺到…大家都懂…這只貓到底有多臭。
I just think that maybe if we could talk about this, 'cause II need to feel that you really care about the cat.
也許我們應(yīng)該談一談…因?yàn)槲冶仨氁杏X到,你們真的…很關(guān)心那只貓。
Honey, uh we, we can talk about this. It's just that it's costing about a hundred dollars a minute to be in here.
我們可以談的,只是錄音間是算時(shí)間的,一分鐘一百塊耶。
Oh OK. So, um, the cat stinks but you love it, let's go.
好,那只貓很臭,但你們非常愛它,開始。
No, there is no way he was a velociraptor. No Tony, look at the cranial ridge, OK. If Dino was a velociraptor, he would've eaten the Flintstones. Yeah, yeah. Oh, were you taking a nap?