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Ethan: I just had sex.
我剛剛做愛了。
Monica: Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?
埃森，注意聽。你怎么不給我說？
Ethan: You never told me how old you are.
你也沒告訴我你真實(shí)的年齡。
Monica: That's different. My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states. What were you thinking?
那不一樣。我撒的謊不會(huì)讓我們?cè)诿绹?guó)48個(gè)州成為罪犯。你當(dāng)時(shí)在想什么？
Ethan: I wasn't thinking. I was too busy falling...
啥都沒想，我只是忙著……
Monica: Don't say it.
不要說。
Ethan: ln love with you.
和你墜入愛河。
Monica: Really?
真的？
Ethan: Sorry.
對(duì)不起。
Monica: Well, fall out of it.
那好，就從愛河里再墜出來吧。
Monica: You know, you shouldn't even be here. It's a school night. Oh, God. Oh, God. I'm like those women that...you see... with shiny guys named Chad. I'm Joan Collins.
你要知道，你都不該在這。你明天還要上課呢。天哪，天哪！我就像你們眼中的……那種……勾搭小白臉的女人。我就是瓊考琳絲那種人。
Ehan: Who?
誰？
Ross: Okay. Andre should be there in about 45 minutes. Yes, sir, the kimonos are extra. Alrighty. Byebye. It's just easier in that way.
好，再過45分鐘安卓就會(huì)到那里了。是的，長(zhǎng)官，和服是很特別。好吧，再見。這樣做比較省事。
Chandler: Oh, come on. You told me about the last dream.
求你了，給我說說你昨晚做的夢(mèng)。
Rachel: No. Forget it.
不，死了這條心吧。
Chandler: Why not? Was I doing something particularly saucy?
為什么不？難道是夢(mèng)中的我對(duì)你過于粗魯嗎？
Rachel: All right. Fine. Well, you were not the only one there. Joey was there too.
好吧。好吧。額，當(dāng)時(shí)并不只有你在場(chǎng)。喬伊也在場(chǎng)。
Joey: All right.
好吧。
Ross: Was there... anybody...anybody else there?
有沒有……其他人……在場(chǎng)？
Rachel: No.
沒有。
Ross: You sure? Nobody...handing out mints or anything? …
你確定？沒人……給你遞薄荷糖或者其他什么嗎？
Rachel: No, it was just the three of us.
沒有，只有我們?nèi)齻€(gè)。
Joey: Tell me, was it like you and Chandler, then you and me, or you and me and Chandler?
說說看，是你先和錢德做……然后再是我和你做，還是咱們3P？
Rachel: You know what?
你知道嗎？
Joey: What?
什么？
Rachel: There were times...when it wasn't even me.
有那么一會(huì)兒，甚至都沒有我（參與）。
Phoebe: That is so sweet, you guys.
爽爆了，你倆。
Rachel: Mon, Ethan called again. Mon?
摩尼，伊森又打電話來了。莫妮卡？
All: Mon!
莫妮卡！
Monica: What?
咋了？
Rachel: Ethan called again.
伊森又打電話來了。
Ross: You're not seeing him anymore?
你不想再見他了？
Monica: No. You know. Sometimes, things just don't work out.
不想。你要知道，有些事是無法勉強(qiáng)的。
Chandler: This has nothing to do with the fact that him needs a note to get out of gym?
這跟他需要假條才能離開學(xué)校沒有關(guān)系吧？
Rachel: I didn't say...I did not say anything. I swear. He stopped by.
我啥都沒……我什么都沒說。我發(fā)誓。他只是順路來看了看。
Joey: Listen. Next time you talk to him... could you ask him which one the strongest Power Ranger is?
聽好了，下回你見到他時(shí)，能幫忙問問恐龍戰(zhàn)隊(duì)中哪個(gè)是最厲害的嗎？
Monica: Oh, my life is just so amusing. Can we drop it now?
我的生活真是太歡樂了。我們別再提這個(gè)了好嗎？
All: Sorry.
對(duì)不起。
Ross:"It's morphin'time."
金剛狼，變身！
Joey: Stegosaurus. Chandler: Tyrannosaurus.
劍龍！霸王龍！
Phoebe: Oh, I gotta go. Wow, head rush. One more, and then I have to go. Cool.
噢，我得走了哇。哦，我的頭暈了。再坐下一次，我就得走了。酷。
Rachel: Where you going?
你要去哪？
Phoebe: Oh, I gotta a birthday party with some work people.
我要和幾個(gè)同事去參加生日聚會(huì)。
Chandler: Work people? Nobody told me.
同事？怎么沒人跟我說？
Phoebe: No, I know. That's part of the whole...you know themnotlikingyou extravaganza.
是沒人，我知道。這是……你懂得……整個(gè)"沒人鳥你盛大聚會(huì)"的一個(gè)環(huán)節(jié)。
Chandler: Konw what? I don't get this. A month ago, these people were my friends. You know. Just because I'm in charge doesn't mean I'm a different person.
你知道嗎？我鬧不明白。一個(gè)月前，這些人還是我朋友。不能因?yàn)槲艺f了算了，就意味著我是一個(gè)不一樣的人了。
Phoebe: Well, then you should come tonight. You know. Just hang out with them. Let them see what a great guy you still are.
額，那你就來吧。和他們一起玩。讓他們知道你還是個(gè)大好人。
Chandler: You think I should?
你真的認(rèn)為我該去？
Phoebe: I really do. Yeah.
對(duì)，你該去。
Chandler: Okay!
好！
Phoebe: Okay. But could we not go together? I don't wanna be the geek who invited the boss.
好。但是我們能不一起去嗎？我不想成為邀請(qǐng)老板的二貨。
Ross: Hey, you okay?
嗨，你還好吧？
Monica: Yeah.
還好。
Ross: You know. This can't be easy for him either.
你看，這對(duì)他來說也很難。
Monica: I know. This may take some time for him to get over it...you know ...but, then at four, Muppet Babies is on.
我知道。也許他需要一些時(shí)間來慢慢接受這件事，但是，四點(diǎn)鐘，喜羊羊就要開始播了。
Chandler: Go deep. Deep. Deep. Sorry, Shelly. See, with the fun? I think last night was great. You know. You know the karaoke thing? Tracy and I doing "Ebony and lvory."
往下跑，再跑，再跑！對(duì)不起，雪莉。看到?jīng)]有，好玩吧？我覺得昨晚上真是太爽了。唱KTV的時(shí)候，我和崔西合唱了首"黑檀木和白象牙"
Phoebe: You were great. But they still made fun of you.
你表現(xiàn)得很好，但他們還是取笑你。
Chandler: What?
什么？
Phoebe: You know. Now you're more like Mr. Caring Boss. Mr. ,you know, I'moneofyou Boss. Mr. Iwannabeyourbuddy Boss Man Bing.
你現(xiàn)在更像一個(gè) "管家婆" 上司了。 "我和你們打成一片" 上司。 "我要和你稱兄道弟"上司老板賓先生。
Chandler: Then I don't get it.
這讓我迷糊了。
Phoebe: Well. You know what? Chandler. I think you just gotta face it. You're like the guy in the big office. You know. You're the one that hires and fires them. They still say you're a great boss.
額，你知道嗎？錢德勒。我覺得你應(yīng)該面對(duì)現(xiàn)實(shí)。你像是坐在大辦公室里的人。你是招聘他們，解聘他們的那個(gè)人。他們還是說你是個(gè)好上司的。是嗎？
Chandler: They do?
是嗎？
Phoebe: Enhng. But they're not your friends anymore.
恩哼。但是他們不再是你的朋友了。
Chandler: I just want to
我只是想。
Phoebe: But you can't.
但是你不能。
Chandler: But I just want ……
但是我只是想……
Monica: Aren't you gonna?
你不是要……
Ross: Carol and I have a new system. If she punches in 91 1...It means she's having a baby. Otherwise, I just ignore it.
凱若和我要了一個(gè)新系統(tǒng)。如果她按的是911，意思就是她要生了。否則，我就直接無視。
Joey: What about Andre?
安德烈咋辦呢？
Ross: This morning he got a call from, what I think, was our cousin, Nathan. And frankly, it was a little more than I needed to know.
早上他接到一個(gè)，我認(rèn)為是我們表弟納森打來的電話。老實(shí)說，我知道太多內(nèi)幕了。
Etahn: Hey.
嘿。
Monica: That was gonna be my opener.
我本來也要這個(gè)做開場(chǎng)白的。
Rachel: Hey! Did you guys check out those new hand dryers in the bathroom?
嘿，你們有試過洗手間里的新干手機(jī)沒？
Ross: I thought that was just a rumor.
我還以為那是謠言。
Rachle: True story.
千真萬確。
Ehtan: All right. Look, I gotta tell you something. I'm not 17. I only said that to you think I was cute and vulnerable. I'm actually 30. I have a wife. I have a job. I'm your congressman. Monica, this is ridiculous. We're great together. We can talk. We make each other laugh, and the sex. Oh man, okay.... I have no frame of reference, but I thought that was great.
好吧，我得告訴你一些事情。我不是17歲。我這樣說只是為了讓你認(rèn)為我可愛而且招人疼。其實(shí)我已經(jīng)30歲了，我有老婆有工作。我是你的國(guó)會(huì)議員。摩妮卡，這太扯了。我們?cè)谝黄鸷荛_心。我們可以暢所欲言，彼此說笑，還有做愛。好吧，雖然我能引證的東西（經(jīng)驗(yàn)）不多，但是我覺得那樣多美好
Monica: lt was. Then what's the problem?
的確是。那到底是為什么？
Ethan, it's...It's icky.
埃森。這樣不好。
Ethan: "lcky? You're actually gonna throw this away because it's "icky"?
不好？?jī)H僅就因?yàn)檫@樣不好你就要放手？
Monica: This isn't easy for me either. I wish things were different. If you were a few years older or I was a few years younger... or we lived in biblical times... I could really Ethan: No, don't say it. Love you.
這對(duì)于我來說也很艱難，我真的希望事實(shí)不是這樣。如果你早生幾年，或者我晚生幾年。或是我們生活在圣經(jīng)時(shí)代。我真的就可以…… 不，不要說。愛你。
Ross: Are your hands still wet?
你的手是不是還沒干？
Joey: Moist.
還是濕的。
Rachel: Let's dry them again. Or, like,"Could these margaritas be any stronger?"
那就再去烘一次。這些萄葡酒能"再！"烈一點(diǎn)嗎？
Chandler: Hey, Chandler.
嗨，錢德。
All: Hello, Mr. Bing. Loved your Stevie Wonder last night.
你好，賓先生。我很喜歡你昨晚唱的史提夫汪達(dá)的歌。
Chandler: Thanks. Listen, About the weekly numbers, I'm gonna need them on my desk by 9:00. Sure. No problem.
謝謝。有關(guān)周報(bào)的事，九點(diǎn) "之" 前請(qǐng)送到我辦公室來。好的。沒問題。
Chandler: You have to give them something. You know. Okay. That was Gerston, Santos, and who's the other guy with the mustache?
總得給他們些活干。好的。剛剛那是格斯頓，山托斯，還有，留胡子的那個(gè)叫什么？
Phoebe: Petrie.
派崔。
Chandler: Petrie. Right, right, okay. Well, some people are gonna be working...this weekend.
派崔，對(duì)對(duì)，好吧。看來，債個(gè)周末某些人得加班了。
Rachel: Oh, that's nice. Oh, oh, Ross.
哦……太好了……哦…哦……羅斯……
Ross: I'm here.
我在這。
Rachel: You are? We… were just... wow
你在嗎？我們……剛剛在……哇哦……
Ross: What? Great. Now I'm having a baby.
啥？真不趕巧，現(xiàn)在我有寶寶了。
Rachel: What?
什么？
Ross: No, I'm having… I'm having a baby. I'm having a…Where's the phone, the phone!
我有……我有寶寶了。我有一個(gè)……電話在哪，？電話！
Rachel: I don't have the phone. Ross.
電話不在我這。Ross.
Ross: I'm hurt. Come, Monica. Let's go. Come on now, people. Woman in labor.
我受傷了。走，莫妮卡，快走。各位，快點(diǎn)，她要生了。
Chandler: Look what I got going here.
羅斯，看這是什么。
Ross: Yeah, save it for the cab. Okay? What are you doing? What are you doing? We're going to a hospital.
好，留著到出租車上再顯擺吧。你在干嘛？你在干嘛？我們要去的是醫(yī)院。
Rachel: What? I can't look nice? There might doctors there.
咋了？我不能打扮的漂亮一點(diǎn)嗎？那兒或許有醫(yī)生。
Ross: Joey, get out of the fridge.
喬伊，別再倒騰冰箱了。
Joey: All right. All right.
好好好。
Ross: What is that? For the ride.
這是啥？留著路上吃的。
Chandler: Yeah. Like in a cab...
是呀，比如坐出租車的時(shí)候……
Ross: Save it.
省省吧。
Chandler: Okay. Hating this.
好吧，真討厭。
Ross: Monica, come on now. Let's go. Baby coming. God.
摩妮卡，快點(diǎn)，快寶寶就要出世了。天哪。
Monica: I can't believe I'm gonna be an aunt. I'm gonna have like a nephew. Ross: That's nice. Get out.
我真不敢相信，我要當(dāng)姑姑了。我快有侄子了 真感人了。快走！
All: Let's go ! Come on. All right, I'm going. I'm going. Here we go. Pussy.
我們出發(fā)吧。快點(diǎn)。好好好。我在走，我在走。走吧。小寶貝。
