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Hey what?
嘿什么？
That's it. Just hey! Like at the end of a dance, HEY! Hey. Hehey.
沒什么，只是嘿。像跳完一支舞那樣，嘿！嘿。
There'll be times when you get older, when you'll want to sleep with people, just to make them like you. But don't!
有一天你們會長大，你們會想跟別人上床，只為搏得他們歡心，但不要這么做！
'Cause...that's another thing...that you don't wanna do. Everybody! That's another thing that you don't wanna do.
因為......那是另一件......你不會想做的事。大家一起唱！那是另一件你不想做的事。
Excellent! Very informative! Not at all inappropriate!
太棒了！很有教育意義！一點也不會不合適呢！
Thank you for coming, everybody. There're cookies in the back.
謝謝各位光臨。后面有餅干。
That was great, the kids loved you.
真是棒透了，孩子們愛死你了。
Yea, I rock.
對呀，我酷斃了。
And you know why? Because you told the truth. Nobody ever tells kids the truth. You were incredible!
你知道為什么嗎？因為你說實話。從來沒有人對小孩子說實話。你真是了得。
But. How did you know there was a but?
但是...... 你怎么知道還有“但是…”？
I sense these things. It was either "but" or "butter."
能感覺到。不是“但是”就是奉承話。
The thing is, I think some of the parents, they were kinda hoping that you'd play more songs about like, barnyard animals.
問題是，我覺得有些父母會希望你多唱一點農場動物那類的歌曲。
I can do that.
這個我辦得到啊。
Really? Yeah!
真的？當然！
Because that would be fantastic. What? You wanna kiss me?
因為那樣子會非常棒。怎么？你要親我嗎？
Thinking about it. If I get a library card, can I take you out some time? What? I'm unemployed.
我正在考慮。如果我有借書卡，我能借走你嗎？怎么啦？我可沒工作啊。
The bat. Ambassador of darkness. Flitting out of his cave like a winged messenger. Sightless specter of the macabre.
蝙蝠，黑暗世界的大使。像一只插翅的信差，沖出巢穴?？床灰姷目植烙撵`。
Buddy, my monkey?
兄弟，我的猴子呢？
Oh, yeah, right. There was a breakin, few months back, inside job. Your monkey was taken. Along with a snowy egret, a twotoed sloth and three sweatshirts from the zoo gift shop.
哦，對了，幾個月前這里被洗劫，內賊干的，你的猴子被偷了。還有一只雪鷺，一只兩腳趾的樹懶，禮品店的三件運動衫也被偷了。
Oh my God. But the zoo told me that my monkey was dead.
我的天哪。可是動物園說我的猴子死了。
The zoo! Do you believe everything the zoo tells you?
動物園！你相信動物園告訴你的每件事？
That, that's the only thing the zoo's ever told me.
動物園只是告訴過我這一件事。
Of course they're gonna say he's dead. They don't want the bad publicity. It's all a great big coverup. Do you have any idea how high up this thing goes?
他們當然會說他死了。他們害怕消息傳出去會不好看。他們掩飾得密不透風。你知道這件事情牽涉到多高層嗎？
That guy Lipson?
那個利浦森先生？
Lipson knows? Do you have any idea who else knows?
利浦森先生知道？誰還知道？
I only know Lipson.
我只認識利浦森
Lipson knows, huh? Hello, Mr. Possum. Enigma of the trees, upsidedown denizen of the night. Taunting gravity. Buddy, my monkey. My monkey?
利浦森先生知道，是嗎？你好，負鼠先生。樹上的謎團，上下顛倒的夜之民。正在嘲弄著地心引力。兄弟，我的猴子呢？
Word on the street, well, when I say "street," I mean those pretend streets here at the zoo. Of course.
道上傳聞說，“道上”指的是園里的游園道路。當然了。
Your monkey found a new career, in the entertainment field. That's all I know.
你的猴子有了新職業，往娛樂界發展去了。我只知道這些。
This is unbelievable.
真是令人難以置信。
So, what is this information worth to you, my friend?
好了，這個消息對你值多少錢啊，朋友？
Are you trying to get me to bribe you? Maybe.
你是暗示我要賄賂你嗎？或許吧。
But you already told me everything.
可是你都已經告訴我了。
Check it out, he actually is the MonkeyShine monkey.
你們看，馬修就是啤酒樂廣告里的那只猴子。
Well, so what're you gonna do?
那你打算怎么辦？
Well, I guess I'm gonna call the beer company and try to find out where he is.
我要打電話給那家啤酒廠，問他們他在哪里啊。
That's what I did when I lost my Clydesdales.
我丟了我的健壯馱馬時就是這么做的。
OK, hi again. Hi Phoebe.
你們好。菲比好。
Today we're gonna start with some songs about barnyard animals.
今天我們要先唱一些關于農場動物的歌曲。
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo. Oh, the cow in the meadow goes "moo". Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up. And that's how we get hamburgers. Now chickens!
草地上的牛說哞，草地上的牛說哞，農夫在敲它頭，把它絞成肉醬。漢堡就是這樣來的。現在來說說雞！
You're the only one who can save her Drake.
德瑞克，你是唯一救得了她的人。
Damn it, I'm a doctor, I'm not God.
該死，我是醫生，我不是神。
Well, there goes my whole belief system.
我的信仰體系就是這樣被完全推翻了的。
It's Erica.
我是艾瑞克。
Oh my God, quick turn off the TV.
老天，快關掉電視。
No no no, wait, I wanna see what happens.
別關，等一會，我要看接下來的劇情。
Uh, I get Leslie out of the coma and then we make out.
我救了萊絲莉，她脫離昏迷狀態，然后我們親熱。
Well how can that be, you were just kissing Sabrina?
怎么可能？你剛不是才親了莎賓娜？
Rachel, it's a world where Joey is a neurosurgeon.
瑞秋，那是喬伊是神經外科醫生的世界。
Hey Erica, come on in.
艾瑞克，請進。
How did you get here so fast, I just saw you in Salem?
你怎么這么快就到了？我剛剛還在塞林看到你。
Right, they uh, they choppered me in. What's up?
對，他們，他們用直升機送我。有事嗎？
Ohh, and I see you're having a little party too. Is she here, huh, huh? Who?
哦，我看你還有場小派對，她在這嗎？??？誰？
Sabrina. I know about you two. I saw you today, kissing in the doctor's lounge.
莎賓娜。你們的事我全知道了。我看到你們兩個今天在醫生休息室里接吻。
It's not what you think, that was...
不是你想的那樣，那是
You told me I was the only one.
你說你心里只有我。
Alright look, that's it. I don't think we should see each other anymore, alright.
好，聽著，夠了。我想我們不該再見面了。
I know I should have told you a long time ago but I am not Drake Ramoray. I'm not even a doctor. I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor.
我知道我很久以前就應該告訴你了，我并不是德瑞克雷莫瑞醫生。我連醫生都不是，我是個演員。我只是假裝我是醫生而已。
Oh my God. Do the people at the hospital know about this?
天哪，那醫院的人知道這件事情嗎？
Somebody wanna help me out here?
你們誰來幫幫忙，好不好？
Oh, I know, I know.
我知道，我知道。
Where am I? Doctor: University Hospital, the same place you've been for the last 18 years.
我在哪里？大學的附設醫院。你在這兒已經呆了十八年。
How, how can you be here and there?
你怎么能同時出現在兩個地方？
'Cause it's a television show.
因為那是電視節目。
Drake, what're you getting at?
德瑞克，你到底要說什么？
Nice girl. Not great with concepts.
長相很漂亮，但是神志不清。
I'm not Drake.
我不是德瑞克。
That's right, he's not Drake, he's Hans Remore, Drake's evil twin.
沒錯，他不是德瑞克，他是漢斯雷莫瑞，德瑞克邪惡的雙胞胎兄弟。
Is this true?
真的嗎？
Yes, yes it is true. And I know this because, because he pretended to be Drake to, to sleep with me.
是真的。我之所以知道是因為，因為他假裝他是德瑞克來，來騙我上床。
And then he told me he would run away with me, and he didn't.
他還告訴我他要帶我私奔，他騙我。
And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard.
而且你馬桶蓋都不放下來，你這個渾蛋。
Is all this true?
這些都是真的嗎？
Yes, I'm afraid it is. You deserve much better than me Erica. You deserve to be with the real Drake, he's the one you fell in love with. Go to Salem, find him, He's the guy for you!
是，恐怕是的，我根本配不上你，艾瑞克。你應該跟真正的德瑞克在一起，你愛上的人是他。去塞林吧，去找他。他才是你的白馬王子！
Oh Hans.
漢斯。
Hans? Hans! You evil twin!
漢斯？漢斯！邪惡的雙胞胎！
Right. Goodbye Erica, good luck in Salem. Take care.
對，再見，艾瑞克，祝你在塞林一切順利。保重。
I'll never forget you Hans.
我永遠不會忘記你的，漢斯。
OK, alright, the people who threw the water. Helping you out!
行啊，剛才誰向我潑臟水了！我們只是想幫你。
Fired! Why?
開除？為什么？
The library board has had a lot of complaints from parents about some of the stuff in your songs.
有很多父母向圖書館的董事會投訴你歌詞里的一些內容有問題。
I can't believe it! This is the library! You know, I mean, books. free speech, newspapers on sticks. I know.
我真不敢相信！這可是圖書館啊，你懂我的意思吧，書，自由演講，報紙。我懂。
What about the kids? You know, did you tell your board about how the kids want to hear the truth? No.
那孩子們呢？難道你沒告訴董事會孩子們想聽實話嗎？沒。
I see.
我懂了。
Maybe if you just played some regular kiddie songs.
或許如果你只是唱一些普通的兒歌
No. What do you, what do you want me to be, like some stupid, big, like, purple dinosaur?
我才不要。你想讓我怎樣，像只愚蠢的紫色大恐龍嗎？
I'm not saying you have to be Barney.
我又沒說你必須當巴尼。
Who's Barney?
巴尼是誰啊？
You're never gonna believe this. Let me guess.
你們不會相信的。讓我猜猜。
What? What? Some Weebles actually do fall down? A stitch in time now only saves seven? What do you got?
猜什么？一些胖子真的跳下來了？一塊布只救了七個人？你能猜到什么？
Well, never mind.
額，還是算了。
What? What?
什么？什么？
Well, I tracked down Marcel and get this. He's healthy, he's happy, and he's right here in New York filming Outbreak 2: The Virus Takes Manhattan.
我追查馬修追查到這個?，F在他很健康也很快樂。他正在紐約拍“極度恐慌II：病毒肆虐曼哈頓”呢。
You're kidding!
開玩笑呢吧！
This is amazing. I know.
簡直不可思議。是啊。
I finally get a part on TV and the monkey's making movies.
我才終于混上電視，這猴子就開始拍電影了。
OK, Rachel, I'm ready.
瑞秋，我好了。
Excuse me. Is this where the singing lady is that tells the truth?
抱歉，那個說實話的唱歌小姐在這里嗎？
Um, yeah I guess that's me.
對呀，我猜那就是我。
She's here.
她在這兒。
Sometimes men love women, sometimes men love men, then there are bisexuals. Though some just say they're kidding themselves.
有時男人愛女人，有時男人愛男人，然后還有雙性戀，雖然有些人說他們只是在自我娛樂。
This is so exciting, I haven't seen my monkey in almost a year.
真是令人興奮。我都快一年沒見到我的猴子了。
What, you never look down in the shower? Oh please. I'm not allowed to make one joke in the monkeyispenis genre?
什么？你洗澡從來不往下看嗎？我連說個“猴子是陰莖”的笑話都不可以嗎？
Come on people, back up please, back up, come on, come on, come on, come on.
好了，好了，各位，往后退。
Uh, excuse me, uh, where can we find the monkey?
打擾了，我們在哪里能找到猴子？
I'm sorry guys, closed set.
抱歉，各位，這場戲不對外開放。
Uh, I'm sorry, you don't understand, I'm, I'm, I'm a friend of his. We uh, we used to live together.
不好意思，你可能不了解，我是，我是他的朋友。我們......。我們以前住在一起的。
Yeah, and I have a time share in the Pocanos with Flipper.
呵呵，我跟費利佩（《海豚的故事》中的海豚）還曾在波克若山分租公寓呢。
Ross, there he is.
羅斯，他在那兒。
Hey, hey buddy, Marcel! Marcel!
兄弟！馬修！馬修！
In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight. In the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight.
在叢林里，偌大的叢林，今夜獅子睡著了。在叢林里，偌大的叢林，今夜獅子睡著了。
Excuse me, folk, this is a...Closed set. We know. But we're friends with the monkey.
抱歉，各位，這片場…不對外，我們知道了。我們是這猴子的朋友。
Good morning. Hi Pal, look who I brought! It's your old friend, Harry Elafonte!
早安。伙計，你看我帶誰來了！是你的老朋友耶，小象哈瑞！
Whoa, dude. Burn!
老兄，火氣真大！
I don't get it. He seemed so happy to see me yesterday.
我不懂。他昨天看到我好像很高興。
Hey, don't take it personal. He's under a lot of pressure, you know, starring in a movie and all.
別放在心上，他近來壓力很大，你知道的，主演一部電影什么的。
How big of a star is Marcel?
馬修現在到底有多大牌呀？
In human terms?
用人來比啊，
