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Phoebe: I know. Hand me a tissue.
我懂，你能幫我拿張面紙嗎？
Rachel: You're out of Diet Coke.
你家沒有健怡可樂了。
Monica: Hello? What? ! You what? ! Hey you listen here missy!
喂？什么？！你說什么？！你給我聽好了，小姐！
Phoebe: What? !
怎么了？！
Monica: That was that girl Megan! She booked the Swing Kings on the day of our wedding and said that I couldn't have them back unless I gave her the dress!
是梅根打來的。她預定了搖擺國王在我們婚禮那天演出，還說如果我不把婚紗讓給她，就別想要回樂隊！
Phoebe: Does that mean Carcass is available?
那么說可以請尸體了？
Monica: What am I gonna do? ! That is the dress! That is the dress! Chandler wants the band. What do I do?
我該怎么辦？！我好喜歡那件婚紗！我好喜歡那件婚紗！錢德勒喜歡那個樂隊，我該怎么辦？
Phoebe: Well just figure out a way to talk him out of it.
得想個法子說服他。
Monica: How?
怎么做？
Rachel: You're out of toilet paper!
你家的衛生紙用完了！
Ross: Hey! What's up?
嗨！怎么樣？
Joey: I just wanted to come by and you know, wish you good luck on your date.
你知道，我只是想過來，祝你約會好運。
Ross: Oh thanks!
哦，謝謝！
Joey: Yeah. What time are you meeting her?
是的。你們約了幾點？
Ross: We have 8:00 reservations at Grammercy Bistero.
我們在葛蘭梅西畢斯多餐廳訂了八點的位子。
Joey: Wow, that's in like 20 minutes. You'd better get dressed.
哇喔，還有20分鐘 你最好趕快去換衣服
Ross: I am dressed.
我已經換好衣服了。
Joey: Oh. Well good! For me. What is this? Did you give yourself a facial?
太好了。對我來說。這是什么？你在敷臉？
Ross: I have an oily T-zone!
我的T字區經常出油。
Joey: Okay dude! Hey, you sent Kristen flowers.
好吧，兄弟。嘿，你送了花給克麗絲汀。
Ross: That's right.
沒錯。
Joey: You spent a hundred dollars. That's the limit. You're screwed!
你花了一百美元，這是限額，你完蛋了！
Ross: Actually, I sent the flowers before the actual date. So techincally, technically I didn't break any rules. Thanks for stopping by though.
實際上，我送花是在那天之前所以理論上來講我沒有違反約定盡管這樣，還是很感謝你過來看我。
Joey: Oh oh! So that's the way it's gonna be huh? Yeah I can break the rules too you know!
你真要那么玩嗎？我也可以犯規。
Ross: Oh yeah? What are you gonna do?
你打算怎么辦？
Joey: I don't know.
我不知道。
Ross: Why am I not surprised?
為什么我一點都不驚訝？
Joey: You know what Ross? I'm not gonna let you get away with this!
你知道嗎，羅斯？我不會就這么算了！
Ross: I don't think you have much choice.
我想你沒有太多選擇。
Joey: Well, we'll see!
好吧，走著瞧！
Ross: Bye bye!
再見 。
Joey: Yeah, bye bye!
再見。
Joey: Hey! So just a light layer?
只要薄薄地敷一層就好？
Ross: Yes. Just here and there.
對，只要敷這里跟這里。
Chandler: Joey got meat sauce on the banister again!
喬伊又在樓梯吃肉醬！
Phoebe: Yeah, swing music is so out.
沒錯，搖擺舞太過時了。
Monica: Phoebe, he's gotta be in the room for that to work.
菲比，他得在這個房間里才聽得到。
Chandler: What are you guys talking about?
你們在談什么？
Monica: Well umm, we were just talking about the you know, the Swing Kings and just wondering whether you know, they were the right way to go.
我們剛才談到搖擺國王，討論到底該不該請他們來。
Rachel: Yeah, I went to a wedding once where they had swing music and two months later the couple got divorced.
是的，我參加過一個婚禮，他們請的就是搖擺樂隊，兩個月后，他們就離婚了。
Rachel: And now I'm not saying that there's any connection here you know, but they did tell me that's why they got divorced.
我沒說這其中有什么必然的聯系，但他們告訴我就是為了樂隊離的婚。
Chandler: But I love swing music!
但我喜歡搖擺音樂。
Phoebe: Yeah but the Swing Kings? You know they suck so much that people actually die at their concerts. They just stop living.
可搖擺國王實在不敢恭維，他們爛到有人聽他們的演唱都會送命。他們就那么死了
Chandler: Look all I know is when Monica and I went to see them, we had fun! And there's another reason too.
可是莫妮卡跟我去聽他們演唱會非常開心。其實還有一個原因。
Rachel: Well, what is the other reason?
好吧，另外一個原因是什么？
Chandler: I don't want to say.
我不想說。
Rachel: Well you have to because maybe it's stupid.
你非說不可，或許這個理由很蠢。
Chandler: Well it's just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was…the first time I knew that…you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.
因為當我和莫妮卡在他們的伴奏下跳舞的時候，那是我…第一次知道…你就是那個我想和她跳完所有曲子的女人。
Monica: Oh crap!
哦，廢話！
Ross: So our table will be ready in just a few minutes.
我們的桌子馬上就準備好。
Kristen: Oh great!
太棒了！
Kristen: Is your back feeling better?
你的背好一點了嗎？
Ross: Oh yeah it's fine. I guess the more muscles you have the more they can spasim out of control.
哦，是的，好多了我想肌肉越多，就越容易扭傷。
Joey: Kristen?
克麗絲??？
Kristen: Joey!
喬伊！
Kristen: What are you doing here?
你來這里做什么？
Joey: Oh I like this place. And technically, technically I'm not breaking any rules so I…
我喜歡這家餐廳。而且嚴格來說，嚴格來說我沒有違反約定，所以我……
Kristen: Ross, This is Joey. Joey, Ross.
羅斯，他是喬伊。喬伊，羅斯。
Ross: Hi. It's nice to meet you. I used to have a friend named Joey. I don't anymore.
幸會。我以前有個朋友也叫喬伊。但我現在跟他絕交了。
Kristen: Our table will be ready in a couple minutes.
我們的桌子馬上就會準備好。
Joey: Sure! I would love to wait with you guys! Thanks!
好，我愿意跟你們一起等！謝謝！
Ross: So Joey, you look familiar. Are uh, are you on TV or something?
喬伊，你看起來好眼熟。你上過電視嗎？
Kristen: Well, Joey doesn't like to talk about it but, he's one of the stars of Days Of Our Lives.
好吧，喬伊不喜歡提這件事，但他主演過《我們的日子》。
Ross: That's right! That's right, don't you play a woman?
沒錯！你是演了個女人嗎？
Joey: A woman in a man's body.
一個被困在男人身體里的女人。
Ross: Much better.
這下好多了。
Joey: So you know Ross it's funny ‘cause, you look familiar to me too. Have you ever been married?
羅斯，真巧，我也覺得你很眼熟。你結過婚嗎？
Ross: Well yes, yes I have. In fact, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how I've been married and how I have a son.
我結過婚，事實上，前幾天，克麗絲汀跟我還談到我結婚的事，還有我兒子。
Kristen: Yeah, little Eric.
小艾力克。
Ross: That's right! Wait no, Ben.
沒錯。等一下，不，是本才對。
Joey: So you've just married the one time then?
你只結過一次婚嗎？
Ross: Well umm…
這個嘛……
Kristen: You've been married twice?
你結過兩次婚？
Ross: Yes. And another time after that. Boy I'm getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when a girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?
對，那個，之后又結了一次。天啊，我餓了。喬伊，你這么餓過嗎？在約會的時候，趁那個女孩去洗手間的時候把她的東西吃了？
Kristen: You said the waiter ate my crab cake.
你說是那個侍應生吃了我的蟹餅。
Joey: Yeah. So Ross, well now, why did that first marriage breakup? Was it because the woman was straight or she was a lesbian?
好吧，羅斯，你第一次為什么離婚？因為那個女人是異性戀，還是因為她是個蕾絲邊？
Kristen: Do you two know each other?
你們認識嗎？
Joey and Ross: No. No.
不認識。
Joey: No. It just seems like Ross is the kind of a guy that would marry a woman on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge.
不，只是羅斯看起來像是那種結婚之后，能把半直不彎的女人，徹底掰彎的男人。
Ross: Wait a minute! Were you on a poster for gonorrhea?
等一下，你拍過性病海報吧？
Joey: Have you ever slept in the same bed as a monkey? !
你跟猴子同床共枕過吧？！
Ross: Hey, you leave Marcel out of this!
嘿，別把馬修扯進來！
Joey: Fine! Have you ever got stuck in a pair of your own leather pants? !
好吧！你曾經被自己的皮褲卡住過吧？！
Ross: Hey, have you ever locked yourself in a TV cabinet VD boy? !
嘿，你是不是把自己鎖在電視機柜子里，梅毒小子？！
Joey: Monkey lover!
猴子迷！
Joey: When do you think we lost her?
你覺得她是什么時候走的？
Ross: Probably around gonorrhea.
可能是說到性病那一段吧。
Chandler: Hi, honey! I'm home!
嗨，親愛的！我回來了！
Monica: Don't come in here!
別進來！
Chandler: Why? Do you another boyfriend in there or something?
為什么？你在房里藏了另外一個男朋友？
Monica: No! We only mess around at his place!
不，我們只會在他家胡搞。
Chandler: You know it's funny I started it but, now it's scary me. So could you come out here please?
雖然是我開的頭，但我開始心慌了，你能出來嗎？
Monica: No, I'm wearing a wedding dress.
不，我在穿婚紗。
Chandler: Oh you got a wedding dress? That's great!
哦，你買了婚紗了？太好了！
Monica: Yeah but I'm not keeping it.
對，但我要退回去。
Chandler: Well then why can't I see it?
是嗎？為什么不讓我看看？
Monica: Oh. I guess you can. Okay but I have to return it, so you can't like it.
哦。我想你可以看。但是我要退回去，所以你不能喜歡的。
Chandler: Okay I promise. I'll hate it. Wow! you look hideous.
好吧，我保證會討厭它的，哇喔！你看起來真丑。
Monica: Really?
真的嗎？
Chandler: Yeah, that's like the most ugliest dress I've ever seen. why do you to return it?
沒錯，大概是我見過的最丑的婚紗。為什么要退回去？
Monica: Oh because it doesn't really fit. Oh by the way, I booked the Swing Kings.
哦，因為它不是很合身。還有我訂了搖擺國王。
Chandler: Oh that's great! Great! Thanks! But that dress I mean it's like yuck! It's terrible! It makes me wanna just rip it right off of you!
哦 太好了！很好！謝謝！但是這婚紗，我是說很討厭！太爛了！我想把它從你身上撕下來！
Monica: Okay! But you can't rip it. Well, maybe a little.
好吧！但你不可以弄破。也許弄破一點也沒關系。
Chandler: Oh yeah!
好！
Monica: Hey guys! Do you wanna look at the song list for the wedding? Guys?
嘿，各位！想看看婚禮曲單嗎？各位？
Chandler: I thought you were gonna be gone all day.
我還以為你會出去一整天。
Monica: All right? What's going on?
好吧？發生了什么事？
Monica: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I should probably leave you girls alone.
對不起。對不起。我應該讓你們這些小女生獨處一下。
Ross: Yeah, laugh all you want but in ten minutes we're gonna have younger looking skin!
好吧，隨便你怎么說，但是十分鐘以后，我們就會擁有更年輕的皮膚！
Joey: Yeah! You know, she could use a little. Oh nice shot!
她也該敷一下臉。好球！
