評論
打印
Ross: Monica! Stop throwing it so hard! We're on the same team!
莫妮卡，別丟那么大力！我們是同一隊！
Chandler: Four hours? You guys've been doing this four hours?
四個小時？你們就這樣丟了四小時？
Joey: That's right, baby.
寶貝，沒錯。
Chandler: All right, let me in.
好，讓我加入。
Monica: No-no! Don't do it! Don't!
不行……
Chandler: What?
什么？
Monica: He's a dropper.
他是掉球大王。
Joey: Oh yeah, that's right!
對，沒錯！
Chandler: I'm not a dropper!
我才不是掉球大王！
Ross: It's really a uh-uh three person game, you know?
這其實是三個人的游戲。
Chandler: It's throwing and catching!
還不就是你丟我接！
Ross: All right.
好吧。
Chandler: Oh! Oh! That's so hard.
好難喔。
Joey: Don't worry guys, it's not a cat!
別緊張，那不是貓喔！
Monica: Oh my- Oh good God!
我的……天啊！
Rachel: I give up you guys, I don't know what I'm gonna do with this thing!
我放棄了，我不知道要怎么處理！
Ross: Baking it didn't help, huh?
送它進烤箱也沒用？
Monica: So, why don't you just take it back to where you got it?
把它送回你買的地方呢？
Rachel: I tried! They won't take her back.
我試過了，他們不收。
Chandler: Maybe that's because she's a minion of the Antichrist.
或許是因為它是反基督的。
Monica: Rach, why won't they take it back?
瑞秋，店家為什么不收？
Rachel: Well, they said they would, but they would only give me store credit. I mean, what am I gonna do, get a thousand regular cats?
他們說要收回可以，但只退我店里的購物券。我要拿來買什么？一千只普通的貓？
Joey: Look, you said it was a show cat. Why don't you show it, win some prize money?
你不是說這是展示貓嗎？那就帶去比賽拿獎品啊。
Rachel: No. Those shows cost a hundred bucks to enter and all you win are these ribbons which technically belong to the damn cat.
參加貓展要先繳一百美元，贏來的東西都歸這死貓所有。
Monica: Look, if you want you can keep it at our place until you find out what to do with it.
你先留著，直到你找到處理的方法。
Rachel: No Mon that's not the point. I'm out a thousand dollars, I'm all scratched up, and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand!
不行，那不是重點。我破費一千美元，搞得全身都是抓痕，還跟長得像手的蠢貓困在一起！
Monica: Oh my God, the cat's made my eyes water! Don't-don't throw it to me! My vision's been compromised! !
天啊，那只貓害我流眼淚了！別丟球給我！我的視力被連累到了！
Monica: Oh God! Okay. Okay. It's okay. Man, that was close.
天啊，好了……現在好了，真是驚險。
Chandler: Yeah, you almost overreacted to something.
是啊，你的反應也太大了點。
Phoebe and Gary: Hey!
嗨！
All: Hey!
嗨！
Gary: We have great news!
我們有個好消息！
Phoebe: We're moving in together! Isn't it great? Yay!
我們要同居，是不是很棒？
All: Congratulations! Congrats!
恭喜……！
Phoebe: I know, I'm so excited!
是啊，我好興奮！
Gary: So am I!
我也是！
Phoebe: Well, you're not more excited than I am! No way! I'm the most excited!
你才沒有我興奮，不可能，我是最興奮的！
Gary: Ok, I'll see you at the station later.
好，晚點在局里見。
Phoebe: Ok, yeah, I'll see you later! Don't forget about the moving in!
好，晚點見，別忘了同居的事喔。
Gary: All right.
好。
Monica: So you're moving in with him. What happened?
你要搬去跟他住，怎么了？
Phoebe: I couldn't tell him no. He got so sad. Maybe it'll be all right.
我不忍心拒絕他，看他傷心成那樣。或許不會有事的。
Phoebe: I do really like him a lot and probably do it eventually anyway and plus, think of all the money I'll save on stamps.
我真的很喜歡他，同居也是遲早的事。想想也可以省下不少郵票錢。
Monica: Why, do you write him a lot?
你常寫信給他？
Phoebe: No, I just heard when people live together, they split the cost of stamps. Don't they?
不是，只是我聽說同居的人，會分擔郵票的費用，不是嗎？
All: Yeah! That's right. Yeah-yeah! Yeah!
是啊，沒錯……！
Phoebe: Oh! Oh, I'm sorry, the oven mitts really freaked me out.
抱歉，耐熱手套嚇了我一跳。
Gary: Hey, honey! Ace, did you find any apartments? Anything in Brooklyn Heights?
親愛的！你找到公寓沒？布魯克林高地有嗎？
Phoebe: No, nothing.
不，沒找到。
Gary: Oh, really?
真的？
Phoebe: Yeah.
是啊。
Gary: Nothing at all?
一間都沒有？
Phoebe: No, as soon as something opens up we'll move right in. Unless it doesn't have a pool, I need a pool.
沒有，只要有公寓招租，我們馬上搬進去。如果附帶游泳池的話，我需要游泳池。
Gary: Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?
菲比，可以跟你聊一下嗎？
Phoebe: Uh-huh!
嗯哼。
Gary: Here, take a seat.
請坐。
Phoebe: All right.
好。
Gary: You ok? You feel all right?
你沒事吧？還好吧？
Phoebe: Yeah, I feel great. Cause we're moving in together.
我很好啊，因為我們要同居了。
Gary: So you uh, you checked the paper for listings in Brooklyn Heights, right? You-you checked the Post?
報紙上布魯克林高地的租屋廣告，你都看過了？郵報你有查過嗎？
Phoebe: Yeah, uh-huh, there was nothing. Can I get some water?
是的，什么都沒有。我能喝點水嗎？
Gary: In a minute. You-you checked today's Post?
等會兒。你查過今天的郵報嗎？
Phoebe: Umm, yeah! Today's.
對，今天的。
Gary: Cause uh, huh, this is today's Post and uh, these are the listings I found.
這是今天的郵報，我找到了這些租屋廣告。
Gary: Brooklyn Heights, two bedroom. Brooklyn Heights, one bedroom. Brooklyn Heights, Brooklyn Heights, Brooklyn Heights!
布魯克林高地，兩房。布魯克林高地，一房。布魯克林高地區……
Phoebe: Are these for rent! I thought people were just bragging!
這些是要租的嗎？我以為他們是在，炫耀自己的房子有多棒。
Gary: Let me tell you what I think might be going on here. No-no-no, don't look at the table. Look at me.
我來告訴你我的想法，不要看桌子，看著我。
Gary: Ok, I think somebody asked someone to move in with him. And I think someone said, "Yes" but now she's having doubts Cause things are moving too fast for someone. Does that sound at all possible to you?
一個男生要求一個女生同居。女生本來說好，現在反悔了。因為女生覺得這樣太快了，你覺得是不是這樣？
Phoebe: Yes. Yes. Yes! Fine! I am someone! You want me to say it? I have doubts! I'm sorry!
對！……好，我就是那個女生！你要我說老實話？對，我是不確定。對不起。
Gary: Phoebe...
菲比？
Phoebe: Yeah?
嗯？
Gary: Phoebe, it's ok that you feel this way. I mean it is soon. And there's a lot of things we don't know about each other, I just figured everything I know about you I really like.
你有這種感覺也沒關系。這真的是很快，我們對彼此有許多地方不了解。我只是覺得，我所了解的你，我很喜歡。
Gary: And the things I don't know, I get to learn about it at a place with both our names on the mailbox.
我還不了解的你，就等同居后再慢慢了解。
Phoebe: That's so sweet.
好甜蜜。
Gary: Sweetheart, but none of that matters if it's too soon for you. It's fine! We don't have to move in together. I just- I want you to be happy.
親愛的，如果你覺得這樣太快，沒關系。不用趕著現在就同居，我只要你快樂。
Phoebe: Living with you would make me happy.
跟你同居會讓我快樂的。
Gary: Phoebe, you don't have to say that.
菲比，你不用那樣說。
Phoebe: No, I really wanna live with you! I wanna move in with you!
不，我很想跟你住在一起，我要跟你同居。
Gary: Are you sure?
你確定？
Phoebe: Yes. Definitely! Yes! Let's live in an apartment that we both live in!
對，百分之百確定！我們一起住在公寓同居吧！
Gary: Oh that's great!
太好了！
Phoebe: Oh wait, one sec. One sec. Hey you! Behind the glass! Who are you looking at! I've always wanted to say that when I was in one of these rooms, which was never!
等等……鏡子后面的人，你看什么看？我經常想在審訊室說這些話，從未試過呢！
Rachel: Show cat! Quality show cat! Show cat!
展示貓，高級的展示貓！展示貓！
Woman No. 1: Oh my God! What's wrong with your baby? !
天啊，你的寶寶怎么了？
Rachel: It's not a baby! That's a cat!
這不是寶寶，這是貓！
Woman No. 1: Eew! It's creepy looking!
長得還真嚇人！
Rachel: Oh no! No! It's actually- it's very sweet. It's very sweet. Look! Yeah, do you want it?
不，它其實很討人喜歡的…… 不信你看！你要不要？
Woman No. 1: No, I hate cats.
不了，我恨貓！
Rachel: Well, so then what're you doing to me? Ok? Just get out of here! All right? Move on! Sheez.
那你干嘛跟我扯半天？滾吧，繼續走你的路。拜托。
Woman No. 2: Wow! What an unusual cat!
這只貓真不尋常！
Rachel: Yes! Thank you! Exactly! You want it?
是的，謝謝你！真的是這樣，你要嗎？
Woman No. 2: Maybe. I was thinking about getting a cat, I was just going to go to the shelter but...Ok, whynot?
有可能，我考慮要養貓，我正要去流浪動物之家……好吧，就它了。
Rachel: Oh, terrific! That'll be $2,000.
太好了，總共是兩千美元。
Woman No. 2: What? !
什么？
Rachel: Ok, a thousand.
好吧，一千。
Woman No. 2: I thought you wanted me to adopt your cat.
你不是要我認養你的貓嗎？
Rachel: Well, I do, but you're just gonna have to actually look at this as more of an investment than a cat.
是啊，不過這不只是貓，更是一項投資。
Woman No. 2: Ok, yeah, I just wanted a cat.
好吧，我要的只是貓。
Rachel: Obviously you know how to haggle, so I'm not gonna try and take you on.
你顯然是殺價高手，所以我就不唬弄你了。
Rachel: Ok? So $800 and I don't call the cops which I should because you're robbing me blind! Blind! Just take the cat, leave the money, and run away! Just Run away! Damn it!
算你八百，我也不報警了，因為你這根本是搶劫。把錢留下，貓帶走，走吧！可惡！
Rachel: Cat, can't you please at least smile or something? ! Ok, did anybody just hear that? Anybody?
死貓，你起碼也笑一下嘛！有沒有人聽到？誰聽到了？
Ross: I'm starving!
我餓死了！
Monica: Come on guys! Suck it up! We're closing in on ten hours! It's gut-check time!
你們振作一點，就快連續十小時了！這是比毅力的時刻！
Joey: I don't know who made you the boss? All right? We invented this game!
怎么變成是你當老大？這游戲是我們發明的！
Monica: Please! I made this game what it is.
幫幫忙，這游戲是因為我，才有現在的局面。
Chandler: Not fun anymore?
不再好玩的局面？
Ross: I'm still hungry!
我還是很餓！
Monica: All right, there's some pizza at my place, we can all eat with one hand right? You- are you with me?
好吧，我那還有一點披薩，你們可以用一只手吃吧？要不要？
Ross: I am!
我要！
Monica: All right! Let's go! Come on! Come on! Let's go Team Monica! All right, we can work out the name later.
好，我們走……！莫妮卡大隊，走啰！好啦，隊名等一下再討論。
Monica: Rachel! What is your cat doing in one of my bowls!
瑞秋，你的貓在我碗里干嘛？
Rachel: It's not! I'm defrosting a chicken. Oh, I sold uh Mrs. Whiskerson.
不是啦，我在解凍雞肉。我把威絲克森太太賣掉了。
Ross: Aw, thank God!
謝天謝地！
Joey: Did you get your money back?
你的錢拿回來沒？
Rachel: Yeah, 15 hundred dollars.
是的，一千五百美元。
Monica: Wow! You made a profit!
哇，你還有賺耶！
Gunther: I just came for the red-velvet pillow.
我是來拿紅絲絨枕頭的。
Rachel: Oh, yeah, there you go.
在這里。
Gunther: Thanks Rachel. And-and don't forget you-you can come visit her anytime you want.
瑞秋，謝了。別忘了，你隨時可以來看它。
Rachel: Oh good, great! I'll-I'll keep that in mind.
好……我會記得的。
Gunther: Hey! So what is this? Some kind of snake or something?
這是什么東西？某種蛇嗎？
Gary: I really like waking up with you.
我真喜歡和你一起醒來。
Phoebe: I like waking up with you too. Oh! It's such a beautiful morning. Oh, I could stay here all day.
我也是，今天早上真美。我可以在床上待一整天。
Gary: That would be great!
那樣不錯！
Phoebe: We could have out breakfast in bed and we...
我們可以在床上吃早餐……
Gary: Wait, just a second.
等等。
Phoebe: Ok. Oh! Oh, no.
好。噢，不。
Monica: All right! Come on Monica! Look alive! Come on, look alive!
來，莫妮卡，活力點……！
Chandler: Ross!
羅斯！
Ross: Oh, I was having the best dream.
我剛才做了最棒的夢。
Rachel: What?
什么夢？
Ross: I dreamed I was drowning and not throwing this ball.
我夢到自己溺水，不用再丟這顆球了。
Phoebe: Oh good, you're all up.
很好，你們都起床了。
Rachel: Phoebe! It's 6 o'clock in the morning! Why aren't you at Gary's?
菲比，現在才早上六點，你怎么沒在蓋瑞那里？
Phoebe: Oh yeah, that's over.
對，結束了。
All: What? !
什么？
Chandler: Come on! Gary's such a great guy! Whatever the problem is, you can work it out!
別這樣，蓋瑞這么好，有什么問題都能解決的。
Phoebe: He shot a bird!
他開槍殺了一只鳥。
Chandler: Oh that is over!
結束了！
All: Honey. That's terrible! Phoebe. I'm sorry!
我很遺憾……太糟糕了……！
Rachel: Phoebe, are you ok?
菲比，你還好吧？
Phoebe: Yeah. Yeah, I'll be alright.
對……我不會有事的。
Joey: Oh hey, here Pheebs.
菲比，接住。
Phoebe: Nah, I don't feel like playing.
我不太想玩球。
Monica: It's ok. It's ok. Just pretend that it didn't happen! Ok? No one needs to know! I mean, Phoebe's notan official ball player! I mean, only official ball players can drop the ball!
沒事……！就當沒發生這件事，沒必要讓別人知道。菲比又不是正式的隊員，正式隊員掉球才算數！
All: All right. I'm starving. Yeah.
算了……我們走吧……
Rachel: Phoebe, honey, you wanna get some breakfast?
菲比，要吃早餐嗎？
Phoebe: Yeah!
好啊！
Monica: Ok! Ok, let's race! First one there wins! Ha-ha!
好，我們來賽跑，最先到的贏！
Chandler: Guys wanna eat here?
你們要在這里吃嗎？
All: Oh yea. Yeah!
好啊！
Joey: Man, that was great huh? Can you believe how long we threw that ball all around?
真的很棒吧？真不敢相信我們丟了那么久！
Rachel: I know, it is amazing it lasted that long.
是啊，撐了那么久，真的很不可思議。
Ross: I know. My arm is killing me.
是啊，我的手臂酸死了。
Rachel: No, I meant with the dropper over here.
不是，我是說有掉球高手在，還能那么久。
Chandler: You know, how did I get this reputation as a dropper? Ok? I'm anything but a dropper. Ross!
“掉球高手”這稱號，怎么會落到我頭上？我再怎么說也不是掉球高手。羅斯！
