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Gary: I'm gonna get some more coffee to go do you want anything, baby doll?
我要點咖啡外帶洋娃娃，你也要嗎？
Phoebe: I'm fine, thanks.
不用了，謝謝。
Chandler: Yeah, see, I can't pull off baby doll, can I?
我不能叫你洋娃娃吧？
Monica: No. I think we learned that from the Sugar Lips incident. I'm gonna get some tea.
對，從那次甜甜嘴事件，我們已經得到教訓了。我去點茶來喝。
Chandler: Ok.
好。
Chandler: How're you doing pumpkin?
小南瓜，你好嗎？
Phoebe: Nope.
不。
Monica: So it looks like it's going really well for you two, huh?
你們倆看起來越來越好了呢。
Gary: I know, really well. In fact, I'm gonna ask Phoebe to move in with me.
我知道，真的很好，其實我正想要菲比搬來我家。
Monica: Oh my God!
天啊！
Gary: What do you, what do you think?
你覺得呢？
Monica: I think that is so great! When are you gonna ask her?
我覺得這真是太棒了，你何時要問她？
Gary: Tonight, but don't say anything. Ok?
今天晚上，你先別透露喔。
Monica: I swear, I promise. I promise. My God, I'm so excited! All right, but listen, let me tell you, do not get her flowers. Ok?
我發誓不說，人格擔保……天啊，我超興奮的！我跟你說，記得不要送她花。
Monica: Because you know, she cries when they die, and there's the whole funeral...
因為花謝了她會哭，還會幫花辦葬禮之類的……
Gary: I'll see you after work sweetie.
親愛的，下班后再見。
Phoebe: Ok. Bye!
好，再見。
Phoebe: So, what movie should we see?
我們應該去看什么電影？
Monica: Gary's gonna ask you to move in with him!
蓋瑞要請你搬去跟他住！
Phoebe: What? ! Really? !
什么？真的嗎？
Monica: He just told me at the counter. He made me promise not to tell, but I couldn't hold it in any longer!
他剛才在吧臺上跟我說的。他要我保證不會說出去，但我實在是憋不住！
Phoebe: I can't believe this!
我不敢相信！
Chandler: Right, because it's fast. Because, it's so fast. It's fast!
對，因為太快了，太快……
Monica: Relax! It's Phoebe! Not you!
別激動，是菲比，又不是你！
Chandler: Oh! Good for you Pheebs, way to go!
菲比，很厲害，有一套！
Phoebe: No, but it is fast. Isn't it?
不過真的是很快，對吧？
Monica: Ohhhh!
哦！
Phoebe: No, I like him a lot but I don't think I'm ready for this!
我是很喜歡他沒錯，但我還沒有準備好！
Chandler: So, what're you gonna do?
那你打算怎么辦？
Phoebe: I don't know. I'll just handle it- I'll ask you to talk to him!
不知道，我會處理的！你去跟他談！
Chandler: Me? ! Why me?
我？為何是我？
Phoebe: Because you are so afraid of commitment! You talk to him, make him scared like you! Make him a...man!
因為你怕承諾！你去跟他說說，讓他跟你一樣怕，讓他成為一個……男人。
Chandler: Wait I'll try, but I'm not sure what good it would do, you know? Because I'm a lot less afraid ofcommitment than I used to be.
我會去試試，但我不確定會多有用。因為比起以前，我現在已經不害怕承諾了。
Monica: That is so sweet!
真是太甜蜜了！
Chandler: Still terrified, I'll take care of it. No problem.
還是很怕，但我會處理，沒問題。
Joey: Hey Ross, is uh, is Staten Island really an island?
羅斯，斯塔頓島真的是島嗎？
Ross: Uh-huh, that's why they call it Staten Island.
是啊，所以才叫斯塔頓“島”。
Joey: Ohhh. I thought it was like Long Island.
我還以為那跟長島一樣。
Ross: Also an island.
長島也是島。
Joey: Hey, what time is it?
幾點了？
Ross: 2:17.
2點17分。
Joey: Wow! You realize that we've been throwing this ball, without dropping it, for like an hour?
你相信嗎？我們丟這個球，連續一小時都沒有落地。
Ross: Are you serious? !
真的嗎？
Joey: Yeah. I realized it a half hour ago but I didn't want to say anything Cause, I didn't wanna jinx it.
對，我半小時前就發現了，我怕壞了好事才沒說。
Ross: Wow! We are pretty good at this! Hey! We totally forgot about lunch!
我們還真會丟球呢，我們完全忘了吃午餐！
Joey: Oh, I-I, I think that's the first time I ever missed a meal! Yeah, I think, my pants are a little loose!
這是我第一次忘記吃飯！我覺得我的褲子都有點松了！
Rachel: Hey, you guys.
嗨！
Joey: Hey!
嗨！
Rachel: Uh, is-is Monica here?
莫妮卡在嗎？
Joey & Ross: No.
不在。
Rachel: All right, listen umm, I just bought something I'm not sure she's gonna like it, and it's gonna seema little crazy, but this is something I wanted since I was a little girl.
我買了點東西，我不確定她是否喜歡。聽起來有點傻，那個東西我從小就想要了。
Ross: You bought Shawn Cassidy!
你買的是肖恩·卡西迪？（演員、導演、編劇）
Rachel: Noo! I wish! Ok, you ready?
不是，我也希望是！你們準備好了沒？
Joey & Ross: Yeah!
好了！
Rachel: Ok!
好。
Rachel: Check it out!
請看！
Ross: My God! What-what is it? !
那是什么？
Joey: What-what the hell is that? !!
是什么鬼東西？
Rachel: It's a, it's a cat!
這是貓啊！
Joey: That is not a cat!
這才不是貓！
Rachel: Yes it is!
這就是貓啊！
Ross: Why is it inside out? !
它的皮怎么翻出來了？
Rachel: Excuse me! But this is a purebred, show-quality Sphinx cat!
幫幫忙！這可是展示級的，純種斯芬克斯貓。
Ross: How much did you pay for that?
你花了多少錢買的？
Rachel: Well, it was a little extravagant, but I got a pretty good deal.
有點奢侈，但我談到了很好的價錢。
Ross: Yeah? How much?
是嗎？多少錢？
Rachel: A thousand bucks.
一千美元。
Ross: On a cat? !
買一只貓？！
Joey: It's not a cat!
那才不是貓！
Ross: For a thousand dollars, you'd think at least it'd come with hair.
花一千元起碼也要有毛才對。
Joey: Or-or something.
或是其他什么。
Rachel: All right listen, ball boys! My grandmother had one of these when I was a little girl and it was thesweetest thing!
你們這兩個玩球的給我聽好！我小時候祖母就養了這種貓，它們最討人喜歡了。
Rachel: I mean it was so cute, it would sit in my lap and just purr all day long, and I would drag a shoestring on the ground and he would chase it.
超可愛的，躺在我的膝蓋上，整天滿足地喵喵叫。我還會拿鞋帶在地上拖，讓它追著跑。
Ross: Free cats do that too, you know.
不要錢的貓也會那樣。
Joey: It's not a cat!
那才不是貓！
Rachel: Ugh! Look, you guys, I'm really excited about this! Ok? I don't care what you think! I'm gonna go set up a little litter box for Mrs. Whiskerson.
反正我很興奮，我才不管你們怎么想！我要去給威絲克森太太準備一個小盒子。
Rachel: Well, what am I gonna call her? Fluffy? !
不然我要叫它“毛毛”嗎？
Ross: Hey, you wanna get something to eat or uh, do you wanna see how long we can throw this ball back and forth? Eh?
你要去吃點東西嗎？還是要看我們能來回丟多久？
Joey: Uhh, the ball thing.
繼續丟球。
Ross: Yeah?
是喔。
Joey: Hey! Ross, wouldn't it be great if we could go like two straight hours without dropping it? !
若我們連丟兩小時不落地，那樣是不是很棒？
Ross: Uhh, yeah it would! Let's do it!
對喔！來吧！
Joey: Ok!
好。
Joey: Uh-oh.
啊哦。
Ross: What?
怎么了？
Joey: I have to pee. And Rachel's in the bathroom!
我要尿尿，瑞秋在廁所里！
Joey: Man, I didn't think we were gonna make it!
沒想到這樣也行！
Ross: I know! Don't switch hands, ok?
是啊！不要換手，好嗎？
Chandler: Hey ladies! What are you in here for?
小姐們，你們在這里干嘛？
Gary: Hey Chandler, what're you doing here?
錢德，你來這里干嘛？
Chandler: Gary, I'm here to report a crime.
蓋瑞，我是來報案的。
Gary: Yeah?
是嗎？
Chandler: It is a crime you and I don't spend more time together.
我們倆不常聚在一起，是一種罪。
Gary: What's up?
你有什么事？
Chandler: Uh well, I heard that you're thinking about asking Phoebe to move in with you and I thought maybe, we should have a talk. Yo know, man to, well, me.
聽說你在考慮要菲比跟你同居，我心想我們或許應該聊聊，男人……跟我的對話。
Gary: Sure. Ok.
好啊，沒問題。
Chandler: Uh, are you crazy? Are you insane? If you live with Phoebe, you two are gonna be you know, live-living together!
你瘋了嗎？你瘋了？若你和菲比同居，你們兩個就會住在一起了！
Gary: Yeah, I-I considered that. I just know it'd make me happy.
對，我考慮過了，我知道這會讓我快樂。
Chandler: You mean scared.
你是說害怕吧。
Gary: No, I mean happy.
不，我是說快樂。
Chandler: Scared happy?
恐怖的快樂？
Gary: Chandler, what-what're you doing?
錢德，你在干嘛？
Chandler: I am trying to open your eyes, my man! Don't you see, if you lived with Phoebe, she's always gonna be there.
我在讓你張開眼睛啊，你看不出來嗎？若你和菲比同居，她就永遠都會在。
Chandler: You're gonna get home, she's there. You go to bed, she's there. You wake up and oh yes, she's there!
你回家會看到她，你上床也會看到她。你起床呢？對，她還是在！
Gary: I know! I can't wait!
我知道，我都等不及了！
Chandler: Were your parents happy or something?
你父母的婚姻很幸福吧？
Gary: Listen Chandler, the way I see it is I was lucky enough to find someone that I really love. I just- I wanna be around her as much as I can.
錢德，我看這件事的角度是，我很幸運能找到我的真愛。我想要盡量多跟她在一起。
Chandler: Wow, you know when-when you say it, it doesn't sound so scary.
這件事從你嘴里說出來，感覺就沒那么恐怖了。
Gary: So you know what I'm talking about, right?
所以你懂我的意思吧？
Chandler: Yeah, I think I do! You know what? You move in with her! You move in with her right now! Maybe I should move in with Monica!
對，我想我懂。知道嗎，跟她同居吧。馬上就去跟她同居，或許我也應該和莫妮卡同居！
Gary: No, it's too soon for you guys.
不成，你們不能操之過及。
Chandler: Yeah, you're right about that.
是啊，你說的對。
Ross: Now, when they found the remains of the Mesozoic Mastodon they discovered what appeared to be the remains of a Paleozoic Amphibian in its jaws! How did it get there? !
他們找到中生代乳齒象化石，卻在嘴部發現到，類似古生代兩棲類的構造。它們從哪里冒出來的？
Joey: Maybe this should be more of a quiet game.
或許這個游戲應該安靜一點。
Monica: Hey guys!
嗨！
Joey: Hi!
嗨！
Monica: Joey, I left my watch on the counter last night. It was right here, wh-where, where is it?
我昨晚把手表放在柜子上。應該在這里的，到哪兒去了？
Joey: I don't know.
我不知道。
Monica: All right, come on, I'm-I'm late for work!
別鬧了，我上班快遲到了！
Ross: How do you know? You don't have a watch.
你怎么知道？你又沒戴表。
Monica: Guys, could you please just stop throwing the ball for one minute and just help me find it? !
能不能停一下再丟球，先幫我找表？
Joey: Oh, I don't know... Yeah, can't do it.
不知道，沒辦法喔。
Monica: What? !
怎樣啦？
Ross: Monica, whatever you do, do not drop that ball!
莫妮卡，怎樣都好，千萬別把球掉地上！
Joey: Yeah, we haven't dropped it in...
我們保持球不落地已經……
Ross: 2 hours, 27 minutes.
2小時27分鐘。
Monica: Really? !
真的啊？
Monica: I'm-I'm not gonna be able to make it to work today, Um I don't feel very good. Yes!
我今天沒辦法去上班，我人不太舒服。漂亮！
Monica: Wow! Uh, for a second there I thought I was feeling better, but I'm not.
我剛才突然覺得自己好多了，但其實沒有。
Ross: Hey Rach!
瑞秋！
Rachel: Hey.
嗨！
Ross: Check it out! Almost 3 hours without dropping it!
快來看，球不落地接近三小時！
Rachel: Oh, wow! Congratulations, that's quite a waste of time.
恭喜了，真是浪費時間的好辦法。
Monica: Rach?
瑞秋？
Rachel: Yeah?
怎么了？
Monica: You have scratches all over you, what happened?
你身上都是抓痕，怎么了？
Rachel: Well, it's my cat.
是我的貓。
Monica: What? !
什么？
Rachel: Oh yeah, I got a cat.
對了，我養了一只貓。
Monica: I don't want a cat!
我不想養貓！
Joey: Oh, don't worry, it's not a cat.
別擔心，那不是貓。
Ross: Yeah.
沒錯。
Rachel: You guys, this cat is nothing like my grandmother's cat. I mean, it's not sweet, it's not cute, I even dragged that little string on the ground, and it just flipped out and scratched the hell out of me.
這只貓跟我祖母養過的貓，完全不一樣。既不討人喜歡，也不可愛。我拉著線逗它，它竟然發飆，把我抓得亂七八糟。
Rachel: And I swear, I know this sounds crazy, but every time this cat hisses at me I know it's saying, "Rachel!"
我知道這聽來很瘋狂，但這只貓每次噓我的時候，我知道它都在說“瑞秋”！
Ross: Doesn't sound as crazy as paying a thousand dollars for a cat.
花一千美元買一只貓，比剛才那些話更瘋狂。
Monica: What- You paid a thousand dollars for a cat when you owe me 300! !
你欠我三百美元不還，還拿一千美元去買貓？
Rachel: Well, I-huh-I was gonna let you play with it.
我本來打算讓你跟它玩的。
Chandler: Hi!
嗨！
Phoebe: Hmm, did you talk to Gary about the moving in thing?
你跟蓋瑞聊過同居的事沒？
Chandler: Yes I did, and I think you should do it.
聊過了，我覺得你應該答應。
Phoebe: What? !
什么？
Chandler: He's a great guy, you know? And he loves you a lot, you are a very lucky lady.
他很棒，他也很愛你，你非常幸運。
Phoebe: You are useless! Freaking out about commitment is the one thing you can do! The one thing! And you can't even do that right! God!
你真沒用！害怕承諾是你唯一會做的事，你竟然連那件事都做不好！天啊！
Chandler: Sorry. If he'd ask me, I'd move in with him.
抱歉。如果他問我，我也愿意和他同居。
Phoebe: Ohh! ! God! Ooh! Get out of here, good for nothing.
天啊！沒用的家伙，快滾吧。
Gary: Hey Chandler.
錢德。
Chandler: Hey Gar!
蓋瑞！
Gary: Hey you sweetie. Hi, can I talk to you for a second?
親愛的，能不能先聊一下？
Phoebe: Yeah! Ok.
好啊。
Gary: You look very pretty today.
你今天很美。
Phoebe: Thanks! Ok.
謝謝，好吧。
Gary: Here's the thing.
是這樣的。
Phoebe: Yeah?
嗯？
Gary: You know I really want this relationship to move forward.
我很想讓這段關系更進一步。
Phoebe: Uh-hmm.
嗯哼。
Gary: Because if you're not moving forward, you know you're just moving backwards.
因為不進則退。
Phoebe: No that's not true. If you're not moving forward, you're just staying still. And staying still is good. Watch this.
不對，那不是真的，如果不進，就是靜止不動。靜止不動是很好的，你看。
Gary: Phoebe?
菲比？
Phoebe: Yeah?
是？
Gary: I want you to move in with me.
我要你搬來一起住。
Phoebe: That is so sweet. But don't you think it's a little too soon? I mean there's so much that we don't know about each other.
那真是太甜蜜了，但你不覺得太快了些嗎？我們彼此還有太多地方不了解。
Gary: Oh. Oh-oh-ok, I get it.
好吧，我懂了。
Phoebe: I just - I don't want us to jump into something you know, that we're not, ready for. You know.
我只是不希望我們操之過急，你懂吧？
Gary: Uh-huh.
哈哈。
Phoebe: I really don't wanna mess up what we have. I'm just- I'm worried, it's gonna be a big mistake.
我不想搞砸我們現在的一切，我擔心同居會鑄成大錯。
Gary: Yeah.
是啊。
Phoebe: Which is why my answer is yes!
所以我的答案是我答應！
Gary: Really? !
真的嗎？
Phoebe: Uh-huh! I'm so...happy.
我好快樂。
