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Chandler: So you know, uh, when's he getting back?
你知道他什么時候回來么？
Monica: A couple of days.
幾天后吧。
Chandler: You know what, I knew something like this was gonna happen.
我就料到會有這種事情發(fā)生的。
Monica: What're you doing? ! Chandler! You can't just go back a phase!
你干嘛？錢德勒，你不能再退回到第一階段！
Chandler: Yes you can. You're thinking about time, you can't go back in time.
我當然可以，你說的是時間，你不能讓時光倒流。
Phoebe: Well, look, why don't you just, why don't you do your phase two strip club thing with us.
你為什么不，不繼續(xù)你的第二階段，和我們一起去看脫衣舞表演呢？
Monica: Yeah, come on, we can be guys!
是呀，來吧，我們可以扮男的。
Chandler: No you can't.
你們不行。
Phoebe: Come on! Let us be guys! Maybe we wanna be guys!
怎么了，不就是扮男的嘛，也許我們本來就想當男的呢！
Chandler: You don't wanna be guys, you'd be all hairy and wouldn't live as long.
你們不會想當男的，男人渾身都是毛，而且活不長。
Phoebe: You know, you, you just stop being such a wuss and get those off and you come with us and watch naked girls dance around! !
你，你別再唧唧歪歪了，脫掉它，然后我們一起去看裸女跳舞。
Chandler: Ok.
好。
Phoebe: I'm sorry.
對不起。
Joey: Hey! Joey Tribbiani! I'm here! I'm here!
嗨！Joey Tribbiani！我來了！我來了！
The AD: Calm down, we got time, we're running a little late.
鎮(zhèn)定一下，還有時間，我們開始地遲了一些。
Joey: Look at that, Charlton Heston eating a licorice whip!
瞧哪兒，Charlton Heston 在吃甘草梗。
The AD: Yeah, he loves them. I've never seen him-
恩，他很喜歡吃的，我從沒見過他
Joey: Whoa! Yeah, what the hell is that? What smells so bad?
哇！這兒怎么了？什么味道這么難聞？
The AD: You.
你呀！
Joey: I-I can see why you would think that, but ah, actually, you know who I think it is?
我明白你為什么這么想，不過，你知道實際上我怎么想的嗎？
The AD: You?
不是你么？
Joey: No-no, it's uh, it's Heston.
不 - 不是，其實上是，是Heston。
The AD: What?
什么？
Joey: Yeah, the man reeks! Smells like he went on a three day fishing trip and then ate some licorice.
就是他身上的，聞起來像是去釣了三天的魚，然后又吃了那么多甘草梗。
The AD: There's no way he smells, he's the only one around here with a shower in his dressing room.
不可能是他呀，他剛從更衣室里洗了澡出來。
Joey: Really, shower huh? And uh, which-which room might that be?
是么？洗過澡了？嗯，是哪個房間來著？
The AD: The one with "Heston" on it.
門上寫著“Heston”的那間。
Joey: Interesting.
有意思。
Monica: Ok, I got some ones, you wanna put them in her panties?
我換了零鈔，你要不要去塞她的小褲褲？
Chandler: No thanks, mom!
不用了，媽！
Phoebe: Oh, no umm, hi, that-that, um, you have to put that out, 'cause I'm pregnant.
哦，別，那個，你得把煙掐掉，因為我懷孕了。
The Cigarette Smoking Guy: Well, maybe you and your baby oughta go to another strip club.
那你和你的孩子該到別的脫衣舞夜總會去了。
Phoebe: Ha-ha, it's not my baby, ha-ha-ha!
呵-呵，這不是我的孩子，呵-呵-呵！
Monica: Very good, yes. So-
很好，很好。
Phoebe: I really, really enjoyed it. Very exotic.
我很喜歡，表演的非常棒。
Rachel: Well, I just checked our messages and Joshua didn't call.
我剛查了留言，約書亞沒打電話過來。
I mean you would think he would be worried about me not showing up at his club.
難道我沒去他的夜總會，他一點兒都不擔心么？
Ugh, you know what makes it so much worse, Ross is all happy in Vermont!
哦，更糟的是，羅斯卻還在佛莫特逍遙快活！
Phoebe: Come on! Look where you are! !
別煩了，看看你們現在在那里！
Monica: Kid, a sec? another round of daiquiris.
麻煩給我們每人一杯雞尾酒。
Phoebe: Remember, um virgin for me please.
別忘了，我還要個處男。
Monica: Oh! And don't let me leave without getting the name of that carpet guy.
哦！走之前別忘了告訴我地毯旁邊那個帥哥的名字。
Chandler: Aw.
哦。
Rachel: Oh and Sharon, you know what? Honey, you might wanna just
凱倫，還有，你最好-
Chandler: Oh, come on! All right, you know what, you know what, I'm just gonna go home and call Kathy.
哦，算了吧，我這就回家給凱斯打電話。
Phoebe: Well, if you think it will help.
如果你覺得會有幫助的話。
Chandler: No! That was a test! You know, in a couple of hours I wanna get really drunk and I'm gonna wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me!
不，我只是試試。幾小時后我就會爛醉如泥，也許會給凱斯打電話，你們可一定要阻止我呀。
And then after that, I'm gonna be so drunk, I'm gonna wanna call Janice.
然后，如果我醉的一塌糊涂了，說不定還會打電話給詹妮絲的。
Phoebe: You should! How is she?
你確實該打了！她現在怎么樣？
Chandler: Ohhh! !
嗷！
Monica: I think somebody needs another lap dance.
我想有人肯定會覺得表演還不夠過癮。
Charlton Heston: Hello! Who's in there?
誰在里面？
Joey: How you doing?
你好嗎？
Charlton Heston: Who in the hell are you?
你是誰？
Joey: Uh, I guess you wouldn't believe me if I said I was Kurt Douglas, huh?
如果我說是Kurt Douglas，你肯定不信，是吧？
Charlton Heston: Put some pants on kid so I can kick your butt.
穿上褲子，我要踢你屁股。
Joey: No-no-no, no, no, wait. You don't understand, see, I'm an actor, Joey Tribbiani, I'm doing a scene with you today, and well, I stink.
別-別-別，等一下，你瞧，我是個演員。Joey Tribbiani，我今天和你配戲，可我太臭了
Charlton Heston: You're in this picture?
你也有戲？
Joey: Yeah, yeah, I'm one of the cops that won't work with you 'cause you're a lose cannon. Anyway, look, I'm really sorry, but I just, I stink!
是，戲里你的倔脾氣得罪了所有警察，我演警察甲對不起，實在對不起，我太臭了。
Charlton Heston: Joey, right?
喬伊是吧？
Joey: Yeah.
對。
Charlton Heston: Every actor one time or another - opp!
每個演員總有時候會 ......噢！
Every actor thinks he stinks, even Lawrence Oliver sometimes thought he stank, Bob Redford won't even watch himself.
會覺得自己很臭，就算是Lawrence Oliver也一樣，Bob Redford甚至都不敢正眼瞧自個兒。
Joey: Oh no-no-no, you don't understand...
噢，不-不-不，你沒明白我
Charlton Heston: Listen to me!
聽我說！
Joey: Oh yeah.
是。
Charlton Heston: I don't know one actor worth his salt who one time in his career didn't say, "God, I stink!"
我就不相信任何一個稱職的演員，在他整個事業(yè)期里就從沒說過：“天哪，我太臭了！”
Hell, I just did a scene out there, first take, I stunk the place up. But, the important thing that you must remember,
我剛在外面演了一場戲，還不是弄得一團糟。可是，最重要的是你要記住的，
no matter how badly you think you stink, you must never ever bust into my dressing room use my shower! Do you understand me? !
不管你覺得自己有多臭，永遠也別闖到我的更衣室來，用我的淋浴！你聽明白了么？
Joey: Yes sir! Yes sir, I'm-I'm -
是的，是的，我這就
Charlton Heston: Wait a minute! Take your pants.
等等，把褲子帶走。
Joey: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Sorry, I'm really sorry.
是，對不起，很抱歉。
Charlton Heston: Phew, what a business.
演藝圈。
Monica: So, we did ok at the strip club, right?
我們在脫衣舞夜總會表現得不錯吧？
Chandler: Oh yeah, that was great. Thanks to you, the hottest cocktail waitress there is quitting to teach the third grade!
是的，很好，謝謝你們！那里最性感的雞尾酒女招待都想辭職去教三年級了！
Rachel: I can't believe it! He still hasn't called.
真不敢相信，他還沒打電話過來。
Phoebe: Who, Josh?
誰？約許？
Rachel: It's Joshua.
是約書亞。
Monica: What, he doesn't like Josh?
他不喜歡被人開玩笑么？
Rachel: No, I don't.
不，是我不喜歡！
Chandler: All right, well I'm gonna put my sweats back on.
好吧，我去穿回我的運動服。
Phoebe: Oh no! Wait! Wait! Ok, you know what, you were right, you were right. We really weren't great at being guys, but you know why? Because we're girls.
哦別！等一下，好吧，你是對的，我們扮不好男人，可你知道為什么嗎？因為我們是女人。
Chandler: Yeah?
是嗎？
Phoebe: Ok, and do you know what girls are really good at?
你知道女生最擅長什么？
Chandler: Stripping!
跳脫衣舞！
Phoebe: No, listening! Sit! You know, maybe just, it would really, really help if you would just talk.
不，是傾聽！坐下來！也許只要你說出來，就會很有幫助的。
Rachel: Yeah, come on! What's going on in there?
是呀，說吧，你心里都在想些什么？
Monica: Yeah. You know, if you wanna cry, that's ok too.
當然了，如果你想哭的話，也沒問題的。
Chandler: Ok, look, I'm gonna have to ask you all to leave.
好了，也許我該讓你們都離開一會兒。
Monica: Come on! Chandler!
別這樣嘛，錢德！
Chandler: Look, um forget it. We tried, but phase three is a lost cause, ok? Those strippers were insanely hot, and I couldn't picture myself with any of them.
哦，算了吧，我們努力過了，第三階段注定無法實現。那些脫衣女郎都野性十足，可我就是無法幻想自己和她們中的任何一個。
Monica: They really were pretty, weren't they?
她們真的很漂亮，不是么？
Phoebe: Yeah, I really liked that fighter pilot one.
我最喜歡那個救火籠駕駛員。
Monica: Oh, Candy? She was so spunky!
哦，凱蒂！她火花四射！
Phoebe: Yeah.
是啊。
Monica: You know, I think if I were gonna be with a woman. It'd, it'd be with someone like Michelle, she was so oh, she was so petite.
如果，我們想和女人在一起的話，那，那一定要找像莫切爾一樣的，她簡直太，太姣美了。
Rachel: See, I don't know, for me it would have to Chantal.
是么？我到沒這么想，如果是我，我會選Chantal。
Monica: Oh, Chantal!
哦，Chantal。
Rachel: You know, oh my goodness, she had the smoothest skin! I mean when I stuck that dollar bill in her G-string and grazed her thigh...
哦，上帝呀！她的皮膚好光滑呀！當我把一美元塞到她G帶里面，手輕擦過她大腿的時候
Chandler: Phase three! I just achieved phase three!
第三階段！我終于到了第三階段！
Monica: Really? !
是么？
Chandler: I am totally picturing you with all those women!
我現在滿腦子想的都是你們和那些女人們在一起！
Monica: That's-that's not phase three.
可，那不是第三階段啊。
Chandler: Well, I'm there too!
不過，我也在里面！
Rachel: Well, are we all together? Like in a group?
哦，我們都在一起嗎，像個團體似的？
Chandler: Stop it! You're killing me! I think I just moved on to phase four!
別說了！你們殺掉我吧！我想我就要到達第四階段了！
Phoebe: Oh! What is that? What is that?
哦！那是什么？那是什么呢？
Chandler: Where I don't wanna have a relationship ever! I just wanna have sex with strippers and my friends! !
我什么關系都不想要！只想和那些脫衣女郎還有我的朋友們做愛！
Chandler: Come on, let me see that smile.
別這樣，讓我看看你的笑臉。
Joey: I don't wanna.
我不想笑。
Chandler: Please?
拜托啦？
Joey: I wanted to go to the strip club!
我想去脫衣舞夜總會！
Chandler: I know, but you're gonna've plenty of chances ok? There are like thousands of women out there who're just waiting to screw me over.
我知道，你有的是機會，我可以毫不夸張地說，外面有成千上萬的女人等著和我胡搞呢。
Joey: Yeah, all right.
是的，好吧。
Monica: Hey!
嘿！
Ross: Hey!
嘿！
Phoebe: Hey- ooh, how was Vermont?
嗨，你在佛蒙特過得如何？
Ross: Emily is...incredible. I mean there-there are no words to describe her, the whole weekend was-was like, a dream. Oh! And you! Rach!
艾米麗，簡直是難以置信，我是說好得無法形容，整個周末就像一場夢。哦！還有你，瑞秋！
Rachel: Oh, hey!
哦，嗨！
Ross: Hey! You were so right!
嗨！你說得太對了！
Rachel: What?
什么？
Ross: Uh, wh-what you said, about us finally being in a place we could really be happy for each other.
你說的，我們因該為彼此的幸福而高興才是。
Rachel: Oh, hmm.
哦，嗯。
Ross: I mean, I, I-I admit I-I wasn't quite there. You know, I mean, the thought of you and that-that Josh guy...
我是說，我，我得承認開始并沒有這樣想。因為一想到你和那個叫J約許的小子
Rachel: Joshua.
約書亞。
Ross: Joshua...guy at that club, dancing, having a good time, the thought of it kinda...you know.
叫約書亞的小子在夜總會，跳舞樂逍遙，那種感覺有點兒......你懂么？
Rachel: Yeah, I...
是的，我......
Ross: But now! But now! I'm totally there! I'm-I'm finally where you are.
可是現在！我完全想通了！我現在和你想法一樣！
Rachel: Oh, thank, goodness!
謝天謝地！
Ross: Yeah, and-and thank you, for Emily.
謝謝你把艾蜜莉介紹給我。
Rachel: Oh, no problem. I'm so glad I could help. You know, happy for you.
哦，沒什么，我很高興我能幫上忙，也為你高興！
Ross: Happy for you.
為你高興！
Rachel: No, happy for you!
不！為你高興！
Chandler: All right ladies, here's what we're gonna do. You are gonna take off my clothes.
好吧，女士們，我們馬上將要做的是，你來脫掉我的衣服。
You two, go get the oils. And you just constantly scream at the top of your voice, "Chandler's the king! Chandler's the king!"
你們兩個去把涂油拿來。你們只要用最大的聲音不停地叫：“錢德勒吾王！錢德勒吾王！”
Phoebe: I-I wanna be with her, I like her.
我，我想和她在一起，我喜歡她。
Chandler: Oh, that's fine! Go with your instincts, go with your instincts.
哦，好吧！按本能自由選擇，自由選擇。
Monica: Wait, now, what am I doing again?
等一會兒，我要干什么來著？
Chandler: Come on! Would you please pay attention, I could wake up at any moment!
拜托！你能不能專心一點兒，我隨時都有可能夢醒！
The Cigarette Guy: Hi, I'm Joshua, I'm here to pick up Rachel.
嗨，我是約書亞，我來接瑞秋。
Rachel: No-no-no, that' not Joshua.
不-不-不，他不是約書亞。
Chandler: Oh, what do you want from me, I've never met the guy.
我又沒見過他，管他的呢，
So anyway, Rachel, I'm sorry you can't stay, the rest of us have a lot of work to do.
瑞秋，不好意思你得走了，我們其他的人還有好多要干呢！
What're you doing? All right, listen, I gotta wake up!
你在干嘛？好，我得醒過來！
