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Rachel: Hey! What's up?
嘿！怎么樣啊？
Phoebe: Hey.
嘿！
Phoebe: Umm, I think there's something you should maybe know.
有件事或許你應該知道。
Rachel: Well, it'd better not be about the apartment pants, because I just pitched the idea to my boss at Ralph Lauren and she loved it.
最好不是公寓褲的事，因為我的羅夫羅蘭上司愛死這個構想了。
Phoebe: No. No. It's just I was umm, I was with Ross and Jill after you left and umm, I'm pretty sure I saw a little spark between them.
不是，我剛和羅斯吉兒在一起，我很確定他們之間有火花。
Rachel: What? !
什么？！
Phoebe: Yeah I mean it's probably nothing, but I just wanted to warn you, that there might be something there.
或許沒事我只是想提醒你，他們或許有什么。
Rachel: With Ross and Jill?
羅斯跟吉兒？
Phoebe: Yeah!
對！
Rachel: With Ross and my sister?
羅斯和我妹妹？
Phoebe: Yeah.
對。
Rachel: With my sister Jill and my exboyfriend Ross?
我妹妹吉兒和我的前男友羅斯？
Phoebe: Yeah.
對。
Rachel: Oh there is no way.
不可能的。
Phoebe: Ok, then.
那好吧。
Rachel: Oh my God! I can not believe that! I mean I don't really like it when Ross goes out with anyone, but my sister, isn't that like incest or something? ! Oh my God, and they're gonna have sex! Oh no what if he marries her too? ! Oh this is just terrible, this is just terrible. And I can't stop it! I can't I don't own Ross! You know? And Jill, she should be able to do whatever it is she wants to do! And, oh my God, I can't believe Ross is marrying my little sister, this is just, oh my God, this is just the worst thing that could've ever happened to me.
我的天哪，我真不敢相信！不是我反對羅斯交女朋友，但跟我妹不是等于亂倫嗎？天哪，而且他們會上床！要是他還娶她呢？太恐怖了，真是太恐怖了。而我又不能阻止！羅斯又不是我的！而且吉兒有她的行動自由！我的天哪，羅斯居然要娶我妹妹，這真是我這一生最悲慘的遭遇。
Phoebe: But great news about the apartment pants, huh?
不過公寓褲的事真是太好了，對吧？
Joey: That'll be $3.85.
總共3塊8毛5。
Woman: Uh, what do you mean? Yesterday you said I was too pretty to pay for stuff!
什么意思？昨天你還說我太美不該付錢！
Joey: It's just I can't because my manager said I…'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Annie…'
我不能請客，因為經理說我……祝你生日快樂……祝你生日快樂，祝安妮生日快樂……
Woman: Amy!
艾美！
Joey: '! Happy birthday to you!'
艾美，祝你生日快樂！
A Male Customer: Hey, that's weird, today's my birthday too!
真巧，今天也是我的生日！
Joey: Yeah, not in here, it isn't.
在這里不是。
Jill: Sorry I'm late, what's up?
抱歉遲到了，什么事？
Rachel: Oh hi! Y' know, I just wanted to see if there were any leads on the old job front.
我只是想問你工作找得怎樣。
Jill: Oh no! But I just walked past three sales and I didn't go in. How strong am I?
沒進展。但我經過三家折扣店都沒進去，我很堅強吧？
Rachel: That is great. Hey, y' know who doesn't have to job hunt? Ross. He works at the university.
太好了。你知道誰不必找工作？羅斯，他在大學教書。
Jill: Yeah.
是啊。
Rachel: Oh so you know that, you guys talked about that, so you get along, so you think you're gonna go out?
所以你知道，你們聊過，你們很投緣，你們要約會嗎？
Jill: Me go out with Ross? ! No! God no! What would make you think that?
我跟羅斯約會？當然不會！你哪來的念頭？
Rachel: I just, Phoebe, said y' know thought she saw something between you guys.
這個……菲比覺得你們有什么。
Jill: No! I mean he's nice.
沒有，他人是很好。
Rachel: Yeah.
是啊。
Jill: He's the kind of guy you're friends with, y' know? But he's not the kind of guy you date.
你會想和他做朋友，但不會想和他交往。
Jill: He's the kind of guy you'd date because you did. Me, not so much.
你會，你跟他交往過。我就沒什么興趣。
Rachel: Oh not not so much. Umm, what what do you, what do you mean is there something wrong with Ross?
沒什么興趣？什么意思？羅斯有哪里不好嗎？
Jill: Oh nonono, he's just I don't know, he's just a little bookish.
沒有，只不過他有點書呆子。
Rachel: Are are you saying he's a geek?
你覺得他是怪胎？
Jill: You think so too?
你也有同感？
Rachel: No! No I, no Ross is not a geek!
不，羅斯不是怪胎！
Jill: Fine, then let's just say he's not my type.
好，就當他不是我喜歡的類型。
Rachel: What handsome is not your type? Smart? Kind? Good kisser? What those things aren't on your list? Ross is a great guy! You would be lucky to be with him!
你不喜歡帥哥？聰明？好心？吻技一流？這些不是你的條件？羅斯人很好 能跟他在一起是你的福氣！
Jill: Well okay, if it means that much to you, then I'll ask him out.
好，既然你這么在意，我就約他。
Rachel: Oh no no no, no no no, that's not what I meant.
不不不，我不是那個意思。
Jill: No! Y' know what Rachel? You're right, y' know he has been really nice to me.
你知道嗎？你說得對，他對我確實很好。
Rachel: Yeah but, he's not your type.
但他不是你的類型。
Jill: Yeah but maybe that's a good thing. Y' know I'm doing all these different sorts of things, and maybe I should try dating a geek too!
或許這是好事，我正在做各種嘗試，或許也應該跟怪胎約會看看！
Rachel: Yeah but, you don't, you don't, you don't want to try to much too fast.
但你也別一下子做太多嘗試。
Rachel: Y' know? I mean, you do remember what happened to the little girl that tried to much too fast don't you?
你記得那個一下子做太多嘗試的小女孩吧？
Jill: What?
什么？
Rachel: She she died Jill.
她死了。
Monica: Chandler!
錢德！
Chandler: Oh what is it honey, you need some tea? Some soup? Ohohhhh!
什么事，你想喝茶？還是喝湯？哦哦哦！
Monica: Calling Dr. Big, Dr. Big to the bed.
呼叫大雕醫生，大雕醫生請上床。
Chandler: Oh Jeez honey, I thought, I thought you were asleep.
天哪，我以為你睡了。
Monica: How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room.
你就在外面，我怎么睡得著？
Chandler: I was asleep. Oh no! No no honey! Y' know what's sexy? Layers. Layers are sexy. And blankets are sexy. And oh! Hot water bottles are sexy.
我倒是睡著了。不，你知道怎樣才性感？多穿幾層，多穿幾層才性感，被子才性感，熱水袋更性感。
Monica: Come on, get into bed! I want to prove to you that I'm not sick! I wanna make you feel, as good as I feel.
上床啦！我想證明我沒生病！我想讓你跟我一樣舒服。
Chandler: Would you please get some rest!
我拜托你休息！
Monica: I'm fine.
我沒事的。
Chandler: You're coughing.
你在咳嗽。
Monica: No, I'm not. No, I'm not, I'm laughing.
不是，我是在笑。
Chandler: At what?
笑什么？
Monica: Just something I heard before.
我之前聽說的一件事。
Chandler: Tell me.
告訴我。
Monica: No, I don't want it to spoil…the mood.
不，我不想破壞情調。
Joey: ‘Happy birthday to you!'
祝你生日快樂
Gunther: You're paying for that.
你出錢。
Joey: What? No, no, it's her birthday!
不，今天是她的生日！
Gunther: You've sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today!
你已經對二十個女人唱生日快樂！
Joey: But it really...
但是真的……
Joey: But it really...
但是……
Gunther: You are no longer authorized to distribute birthday muffins.
你失去送生日松餅的權限了。
Joey: Damn it!
媽的！
Ross: Rach? Hi!
瑞秋？嗨！
Rachel: Hi!
嗨！
Ross: Did you tell your sister to ask me out?
你叫你妹約我嗎？
Rachel: Well yeah…
對……
Ross: Oh wow! I mean, wow! I mean, I I I think she's cute but I I never would've thought of going out with her, never!
哇，真是……哇！我覺得她很可愛，但我從來沒想過要跟她約會！
Rachel: Really? !
真的？！
Ross: Yeah, but after you said it was ok, I figured, "Why not? !"
不過既然你說行，我心想：有何不可？
Rachel: Oh so, so not really never.
所以也不算從來沒想過。
Ross: I have to say you are a much bigger person than I am. I mean after all we've been through, I just you know I wish I had a brother to reciprocate.
你真的比我大方多了。我們有那么多過去，我……真希望我有兄弟，可以做交換。
Ross: Hey, if you ever wanna go out with Monica, you have my blessing.
如果你想跟莫妮卡交往，我絕對祝福。
Joey: Oh ho, and mine!
我也是！
Monica: Chandler, I think I'm sick.
錢德，我覺得我病了。
Chandler: Really? Struck down in the pribe of libe!
是嗎？青春不盛了？
Monica: Ok, fine, I admit it! I feel terrible! Would you please rub this on my chest?
好啦，我承認，我很不舒服！幫我在胸口抹藥膏？
Chandler: No no no no no no no, you are not getting me this way.
不不不，你別想騙我上鉤。不行！
Monica: Fine, I'll just rub it on myself.
好，那我就自己抹。
Chandler: Ok.
好。
Chandler: So you're just, kinda rubbing it on yourself?
你在往身上抹藥膏？
Monica: Yeah?
怎樣？
Chandler: It's nice.
蠻好的。
Monica: Are you kidding me? ! Is this; is this turning you on?
不會吧？這樣你會興奮？
Chandler: Yes!
對！
Monica: Oh I can't believe it! What is it? Is it the rubbing or the smell?
真難以置信！是抹的動作還是味道？
Chandler: It's all very, very good. So you wanna go uh, mix it up?
都很……棒。想不想……讓藥膏混合一下？
Monica: Not now, I'm sick!
現在不行，我病了。
Chandler: Oh come on you big faker!
少來了，大騙子。
Monica: What happened to your rule about never sleeping with sick people?
你不是不跟病人上床嗎？
Chandler: Well that was before all the Worked like a charm.
那是在那令人酥麻的動作之前。
Monica: Okay, if you really wanna have sex…
好吧，如果你真的想做……
Chandler: Okay!
好。
Monica: Worked like a charm.
真夠靈的。（威克斯達姆膏寶潔公司出品的感冒藥）
Jill: Hi!
嗨！
Rachel: Hi! Wh what're you doing here?
嗨！你來這里干什么？
Jill: This is where Ross and I are meeting for our date. So, what do you think?
我跟羅斯約在這里，我的打扮如何？
Rachel: Well, I I don't like it.
我不喜歡。
Jill: Really? !
是嗎？
Rachel: It's kinda slutty.
有點放蕩。
Jill: It's yours!
這是你的衣服！
Rachel: Yeah well, I'm I'm a slut.
是的，我是個蕩婦。
Jill: Me too.
我也是。
Ross: Hi Jill!
吉兒！
Jill: Hey!
嘿！
Ross: Hi.
嗨！
Rachel: Rachel.
瑞秋。
Ross: Rachel! Well, you you're not at home, you're you're you're right here.
瑞秋！你不在家，你在這里。
Rachel: Yeah I know, and I bet you thought it would be weird. But it's not!
我知道你一定以為會很怪，其實不會！
Ross: Ok. So, well I'll umm, I'll have her home by midnight.
好。我午夜之前會送她回家。
Rachel: Why aren't you home yet? !
你為什么還沒回家？！
Monica: Someone there?
外面有人嗎？
Rachel: Oh yes, it's me! Sorry!
有，是我！抱歉！
Chandler: What're you doing here?
你來干什么？
Rachel: Uh, I'm, I'm just looking out your window. At at the view. What're you guys doing?
我只是在看窗外……的風景你們在干什么？
Chandler: We got some Vap O Rub in some places.
我們身上沾到藥膏。
Rachel: Oh, he brought her back to his apartment.
他把她帶回家了。
Monica: Who? Is that your sister?
誰？那是你妹妹嗎？
Rachel: Ugh, she is a slut!
她真是個蕩婦！
Monica: God, Ross is on a date with your sister! How weird is that? !
羅斯在跟你妹約會，多奇怪啊？！
Rachel: Oh my God, look look he's taking off her clothes!
天哪，看，他在脫她的衣服！
Chandler: He's taking off her coat!
他只是在幫她脫外套！
Rachel: Oh, this is just terrible.
真是太糟糕了。
Monica: Oh no, it's not, no it's not. It's a first date. I'm sure that nothing is gonna...
不會啦，才第一次約會，一定不會有……
Rachel: Oh.
哦。
Chandler: Hooh, he's gonna get some! Off the glare from the streetlight out of his apartment.
他有福了……能看到屋外街燈的燈光
Chandler: You know, so, umm, he's closed the drapes there so he can have a nice, pleasant conversation with your little sister. Well, I'm off to bed!
所以他把窗簾拉上，好跟你妹妹好好聊一聊，我去睡了。
Chandler: I don't feel good.
我不舒服。
Monica: You better not get me sick.
便把感冒傳染給我。
Chandler: Uhh. I need some fruit or some juice or some.... Or, or some nothing. There's nothing in here. Who took our food?
我需要水果或果汁或……或空氣冰箱是空的。誰拿了我們的食物？
Joey: Can I interest you in a slice of lasagna or a drumstick?
要不要來點千層面或雞腿？
Customer: No thanks.
不用了。
Joey: Are you sure? It's on the house.
你確定？免費的喔。
Customer: No thanks.
不用了。
Joey: How about going out with me Friday night?
星期五晚上要不要跟我約會？
Customer: No thanks.
不了。
Joey: Ehh, what are you gonna do.
那就沒辦法了。
