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Joey: Listen uh, you guys think I have a chance with Janine?
聽著，你們覺得我追得到吉寧嗎？
Monica: Oh, honey, we have been to this before!
我們討論過這件事了！
Rachel: Yeah. Don't do this to yourself.
對啊，別折磨自己了。
Phoebe: Yeah she made it pretty clear, it is not going to happen.
她已經明白表示不可能。
Joey: Well, all right, then, I guess I shouldn't get too excited about the fact that I just kissed her!
那我想也不該太興奮咯，我剛剛吻了她！
Monica: You serious? !
真的假的？
Chandler: That's great!
太好了！
Monica: Really? !
真的？！
Phoebe: Yeah well, we'll see.
還得觀察。
Ross: You kissed her.
你吻了她。
Joey: Ohhh we kissed it up real nice.
我們吻得可火熱了。
Ross: So, you ended up with Janine. Well, congratulations you won fair and square.
所以你跟吉寧在一起了。恭喜，你贏得很公平。
Rachel: Yeah, it was real neck and neck there for a while.
是啊，原本你們還平分秋色。
Chandler: So you kissed her, so what happened after that?
所以你吻了她，然后呢？
Joey: I came over here to tell you guys.
我就跑來告訴你們。
Chandler: So she's just waiting over there for ya?
而她在對面等你？
Janine: I gotta go.
我得走了。
Joey: Ok.
好。
Janine: I'm gonna be really late for dance class!
我上舞蹈課要遲到了。
Joey: Ok.
好。
Janine: Ok, now I'm really late.
我真的已經遲到了。
Joey: Ok, all right, ok.
好吧。
Joey: But uh, hey, can you just, just leave your lips?
但你可以把嘴唇留下來嗎？
Janine: Bye.
再見。
Monica: Bye.
再見。
Joey: Have you kissed her yet? It's awesome! You know, I could do it forever! You know what? She she kisses better than my mom cooks!
你們吻過她嗎？太銷魂了！我怎么吻都吻不膩，她的吻功比我媽媽好多了，廚藝！
Monica: I am so glad you said cooks.
幸好你說的是廚藝。
Joey: Look look, it's like imagine your best kiss ever. Right? Ok, now, multiply that, by, like 10. Huh?
想像你們最棒的吻，然后乘以十倍。
Joey: No no wait a second, you dated Ross. And you date Chandler. Ok, multiply it by, like, 50.
等等，你跟羅斯交往，你跟錢德交往那就得乘以五十倍。
Chandler: Oh hey Rachel, sweetheart? You have got to tell the post office that you've moved. Ok? We are still getting all your bills and stuff.
瑞秋，你得通知郵局你搬家了。你的信件還是都寄到這里來。
Rachel: Oh. Oh! oh! Pottery Barn! You can throw the rest away.
陶瓷貨倉，剩下的可以扔了。
Chandler: I'm not your garbage man. I'm your mailman.
我不是你的清潔工，我是你的郵差。
Rachel: Monica look! Look look look! Here is that table that I ordered. Uh.
莫妮卡！你看這里有我訂的桌子。
Monica: You got it from Pottery Barn? !
你是在陶瓷貨倉買的？
Rachel: Yeah! It's an apothecary table.
對，這叫藥師桌。
Rachel: Does anyone even know what an apothecary is?
有誰知道藥師是什么？
Chandler: A pharmacist.
就是藥劑師。
Rachel: ‘A pharmacist.'
就是藥劑師。
Monica: Rach, Phoebe hates Pottery Barn.
瑞秋，菲比最討厭陶瓷貨倉了。
Joey: I hate Pottery Barn too. They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed!
我也討厭陶瓷貨倉。我才在床上坐坐，就被趕出去！
Chandler: You took off your pants and climbed under the sheets!
你脫了褲子鉆進被子里！
Joey: I was tired!
我累了！
Rachel: Phoebe hates Pottery Barn? !
菲比討厭陶瓷貨倉？
Monica: Yeah, she hates all mass produced stuff.
量產的東西她都討厭。
Monica: She thinks her furniture should have a history, a story behind it.
她覺得她的家具應該要有歷史，有典故。
Rachel: Well, this has story behind it! I mean they had to ship it all the way from the White Plains store.
它有典故啊，它是大老遠從白原店運來的。
Monica: It's, it's gotta be one of a kind.
她喜歡獨一無二。
Monica: It's gotta be one of a kind. Y' know like umm, y' know uh, what's that God awful ceramic fruit bowl she has on her counter?
你知道那個她柜臺上那個難看的要死的陶瓷水果盤嗎？
Joey: Hey! I made that for her!
那是我做的！
Chandler: You made pottery?
你會捏陶？
Joey: Yeah! I made it of this fruit bowl I found in the garbage.
對！是從垃圾堆檢來的啦。
Monica: I'm telling you If you put that in her apartment you'll never hear the end of it.
你把桌子搬回家，肯定會被嘮叨沒完沒了。
Rachel: Ok fine! I'll I'll just tell her that it's an antique apothecary table, she doesn't have to know where it came from.
好，我就說這是獨一無二的，她不必知道它的出處。
Rachel: Oh! Look at this little drawers! Oh look look it says that it holds 300 CDs.
你看這些小抽屜，上面說可以放三百張CD。
Chandler: Ahh, just like the apothecary tables of yore…
正如往昔的藥師桌……
Rachel: Your what?
正如什么？
Chandler: What?
什么？
Rachel: What?
什么？
Chandler: Enjoy the catalog, sweetheart.
慢慢看你的目錄吧。
Chandler: …so then the farmer says, 'That's not a cow and you're not milking it.'
然后農夫說“那不是母牛，你也不是在擠奶。”
Monica: I am so glad you guys got together, Chandler and I are always looking for a couple to go out with and now we have one!
你們在一起真好，我們總算找到一對情侶朋友可以一起出去了！
Chandler: Look at us, we're a couple of couples!
我們是成雙又成對！
Janine: I had so much fun tonight, and what a great restaurant.
今晚真開心，那家餐廳好棒。
Monica: Yeah.
是啊。
Joey: And Chandler, I can't believe I let you pay for this one. Thanks again, man.
錢德，我居然讓你請客。再次感謝。
Monica: So, you guys wanna come over tomorrow? I'll make that pasta thing I was telling you about.
明天要不要過來？我來做我說的那種意大利面。
Janine: Oh that would be great!
那太好了！
Monica: Ok!
好！
Joey: Yeah, but hey, look, at least let us bring the wine.
不過至少讓我們帶酒來。
Monica: Joey, you don't have to!
不必客氣了！
Joey: Nope op! I insist!
不行，我堅持！
Joey: You get the wine right?
你會買吧？
Chandler: Yeah ok.
會啦。
Chandler: Ok, good night guys.
那就晚安。
Joey: All right, see you tomorrow, good night.
明天見好期待喔！晚安！
Monica: Ok, we'll see you tomorrow!
明天見！
Janine: Can't wait!
等不及了！
Janine: How are we gonna get out of that one?
我們要怎么逃過一劫？
Joey: What?
什么！
Janine: I can't handle two nights in a row with them.
什么？我沒辦法連續應酬他們兩晚。
Joey: What what's wrong with Monica and Chandler?
莫妮卡和錢德有什么不好？
Janine: I don't know, they're just a little blah!
不曉得，他們就是有點哈啦！
Joey: Blah? !
哈啦？！
Janine: You know, he's blah, she's just she's very loud for such a small person.
他很哈啦，她很嬌小嗓門卻很大。
Joey: Uh, they're like my best friends. Are you saying we can't hang out with them? 'Cause that'd be kind of a problem.
他們是我最要好的朋友，我們不能跟他們往來嗎？那可就麻煩了。
Janine: No. Of course we can still hang out with them. Just, you know, not two nights in a row. Ok?
不是，往來當然可以，只是不要連續兩晚好嗎？
Joey: I guess.
好吧。
Janine: Thank you.
謝謝。
Joey: Hmm. If you want, I'll sell my friends and use the money to buy you presents.
要我賣了朋友給你買禮物都行。
Phoebe: Hey!
嘿！
Rachel: Hey!
嘿！
Phoebe: Ooh, what a great table! Wheren where did you get it?
好棒的桌子，在哪里買的？
Rachel: Guess!
你猜！
Phoebe: Umm, a flea market?
舊貨市場？
Rachel: Uh ha! See, I knew, I knew you would get it on the first guess. Isn't it cool, It's an apothecary table.
我就知道你會一猜就中。很酷吧，這是藥師桌。
Phoebe: Wow! Oh you can just imagine that this is where they kept all the stuff to make their potions. You know?
他們就是把藥材存放在這里面。
Rachel: Ohh...yes.
額……是啊。
Phoebe: You know? Ooh, you can almost smell the opium.
幾乎能聞到鴉片的味道。
Rachel: Almost.
就是啊。
Phoebe: Uh. How much was it?
多少錢？
Rachel: Just only 500 bucks.
才5百。
Phoebe: 500 bucks at a flea market? !
舊貨市場買的要5百？
Rachel: Oh, okayl see I thought, I thought you meant how much was it when it was new, you know like back then.
我以為你是問，當年全新時的價錢。
Phoebe: Oh, no.
不是。
Rachel: Yeah no, I mean it was at a flea market, so it was you know, it was like, a dollar.
因為是在舊貨市場，所以差不多1塊錢。
Phoebe: A dollar?
1塊錢？
Rachel: And fifty. So you know, like this like one and fifty dollars.
再加50元，總共51元。
Phoebe: Ohh, ok, they gave you the old time pricing.
他們算你當年的價格。
Rachel: Yeah.
對。
Phoebe: Well, what period is it from?
它是哪個年代的？
Rachel: Uh, it's it's from yore.
往昔年代。
Rachel: Like the days of yore. You know?
就是往昔的時代。
Phoebe: Yes, yes, I do. God, oh, it's just perfect! Wow! I bet it has a great story behind it too. Did they tell you anything? Like you know where it was from or...
我知道，天哪，真是太完美了！它一定有很棒的典故，賣方有提到它的出處或……
Rachel: Oh yes! That I know, this is from uh, White Plains.
有，這個我知道，它來自白原。
Phoebe: White Plains. Oh, it sounds like such a magical place.
白原，聽起來好神奇。
Rachel: Hey! We're here!
我們來了！
Ross: Hey!
嘿！
Rachel: How Ohh! Oh my God!
我的天哪！
Ross: You like it?
你喜歡嗎？
Rachel: Oh no!
完了！
Ross: It's my new apothecary table!
這是我的新藥師桌。
Rachel: Ross! Phoebe's gonna be here any second, she cannot see this!
羅斯，菲比就快到了，不能讓她看到！
Ross: Oh why not? ! She'll she'll love it! It's the real thing! I got it at Pottery Barn.
為什么？！她一定會喜歡，這是好東西是在陶瓷貨倉買的。
Rachel: I know you did! I bought the same one! And if she sees your table she's gonna know that I lied to her.
我知道，我也買了一張她看到你的桌子，就會知道我騙她。
Rachel: I told her that ours was an original.
我說我們的是原版。
Ross: Why did you do that?
為什么？
Rachel: Because she hates Pottery Barn.
因為她討厭陶瓷貨倉。
Ross: She hates Pottery Barn? !
她討厭陶瓷貨倉？
Rachel: I know! I know, she says it's all mass produced, nothing is authentic, and everyone winds up having the same stuff.
我也很驚訝，她說那是量產，沒有真品，大家買的都一樣。
Rachel: So come on, she's gonna be here any second! Can we please just cover this up with something? ! Please?
她隨時會進來，拿個東西蓋住它好嗎？
Ross: What? No! No! I am not gonna hide it from Phoebe Ooh, although I did get some great Pottery Barn sheets!
不要，我才不要遮遮掩掩的，不過我也買了很漂亮的床單！
Rachel: Ooo! Oh, I forgot they made sheets!
我忘了他們也有出床單！
Ross: Uh, yeah! I still can't believe she hates Pottery Barn!
當然！她居然會討厭陶瓷貨倉！
Rachel: Ross, get over it! It's not like she hates you.
她又不是討厭你。
Ross: Yeah but Pottery Barn! You know what I think? It it's she's just she's weird.
但是陶瓷貨倉耶，我覺得根本是她太怪。
Ross: You know it's because she's a twin. Twins are weird.
因為她是雙胞胎，雙胞胎都很怪。
Rachel: Ross, she's not weird, she just wants her stuff to be one of a kind.
她不是怪，她只是希望她的東西獨一無二。
Ross: Huh. You know what's not one of a kind? A twin!
什么最不獨一無二？雙胞胎！
Phoebe: Hey!
嘿！
Rachel: Hey!
嘿！
Ross: Hey!
嘿！
Rachel: Ooh, Phoebe's here! Ok, let's turn out all the lights and we'll just watch the movie!
菲比來了，把燈關掉看電影吧！
Phoebe: Ok. Hey Ooh, cool sheet!
好……好漂亮的床單！
Ross: Oh, you like it? You wanna know where I got it?
喜歡是吧？想知道哪里買的嗎？
Phoebe: Sure!
當然！
Rachel: He he got it at a flea market!
他是在舊貨市場買的！
Phoebe: You bought your sheets at a flea market? Ross come on, you gotta loosen the purse strings a little.
你上舊貨市場買床單？羅斯，別這么小器吧。
Monica: Hey!
嘿！
Joey: Hi!
嗨！
Monica: So dinner will be ready in twenty minutes. This is so exciting.
再過20分鐘就能吃了。好興奮喔。
Chandler: And here is the bottle of wine for you to bring over tonight.
這是你今晚要帶過來的酒。
Chandler: You were also going to buy Monica flowers but you couldn't afford it, because you paid for dinner last night.
你想送花給莫妮卡卻買不起，因為你付了昨晚的錢。
Joey: Oh, thanks. Thanks, but uh actually it's just gonna be me again tonight, yeah.
謝謝，但今晚只有我要過去。
Monica: What happened to Janine?
吉寧怎么了？
Joey: She's really sick.
她病得很重。
Chandler: Oh, that's too bad.
真糟糕
Joey: Yeah, she's been in there all day, uh high fever, a nose problem...Phlegm! Phlegm!
對啊，她整天都在房里發高燒，鼻塞痰痰痰痰痰！
Janine: Monica! Chandler! I'm really really sorry about tonight.
莫妮卡！錢德！今晚真抱歉。
Janine: I don't know if Joey told you, but I just couldn't get out of going to this play. I'm sorry. Have a great time ah.
喬伊說了嗎？有演出我一定得去看，抱歉，玩得開心點。好。
Chandler: That's funny, I saw no phlegm.
怪了，沒有痰啊。
Joey: No no, she really is sick!
不，她真的病得很重！
Chandler: Why is she going to a play? !
那她為什么要去看演出？
Joey: Uh, wellyou know, starve a fever, go to a play for a cold.
你知道的，感冒想退燒，就要去看演出。
Monica: Joey! Why is Janine not coming over for dinner? !
喬伊，吉寧為什么不來吃飯？
Joey: Well, uh, she didn't wanna hang out with you guys two nights in a row. I'm so sorry.
她不想連續應酬你們兩晚，對不起。
