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Joey: Hey hey dancer girl! Can I go to the bathroom? I just…Here we go.
嘿嘿，跳舞的女孩！我可以去一下洗手間嗎？我有點…好了！
Joey: Looking good Gellers!
很不錯喔，蓋勒兄妹！
Ross: We know!
還用你說！
Monica: Look, the snippy guy over there? He's the one who decides who gets up on the platform. We should go dance by him.
你看那個傲慢的家伙，他專門指定上平臺的人。我們應該去他面前跳。
Ross: Ok.
好。
Director: Ok, everybody hold! Next on the platforms are…you two! And…You two!
全部暫停！接下來的平臺舞者有……你們兩個！還有……你們兩個！
Monica: Excuse me, sir, would it help if I weren't wearing underpants?
請問一下如果我不穿內(nèi)褲會入選嗎？
Ross: Monica!
莫妮卡！
Ross: Would it?
會嗎？
Ross: How about me?
那我不穿呢？
Joey: Hey! Tall guy! Listen, I uh wanted to talk to you about that that girl that you're dancing with.
嘿！高個！嘿，聽著，我想和你談?wù)勀莻€和你一起跳舞女孩的事。
Tall Guy: Uh she's nice, huh? To think I almost brought my wife to this!
她真不賴，我還差點帶老婆來！
Joey: Yeah, yeah, ok. Uh, loo look buddy, I came with that girl, ok?
是啊……好。老兄，我和她是一起來的？
Joey: And I had this plan to kiss her at the new years countdown, I'm trying to win her over, you know, so I was wondering…
我想在新年倒數(shù)時吻她，我想追她所以能不能……
Tall Guy: No I don't think so.
不行。
Joey: Oh come on man, youyou can dance with my partner, she's uh, she's real mellow!
拜托啦，你可以跟我的舞伴跳，她跳得很“西瓜”！
Tall Guy: Look, you're you dating this girl you came with?
你在跟這個女生交往嗎？
Joey: Well, I was hoping after tonight that maybe I could you know…
我希望過了今晚可以……
Tall Guy: Nah, nah. She's fair game if you ask me, sorry buddy!
那就是公平競爭，抱歉！
Joey: Alright, hey, you know, fair is fair, I mean you know, when you're right, you're right, what can I say, but hey oh no!
好吧，公平競爭，你說得對，我還能說什么！
Tall Guy: God! What are you, in second grade?
你是小學生嗎？
Joey: Hey, man, you're the one who wets pants.
尿褲子的是你。
Rachel: You guys, I'm telling you, Monica would not hide the presents down here.
莫妮卡不會把禮物藏在這里的。
Chandler: No, but she did. Look, there's that old hippie I've always wanted.
怎么不會，我一直想要一個老嬉皮。
Rachel: Well, you know what? If they are here, Gunther knows about it. Oh, and I could get it out of him. He's had a huge crush on me.
要是藏在這里，甘瑟一定知道。我可以去套他，他很喜歡我。
Phoebe: No, no! That's not fair to play with his head, though. No, you do it, Rachel.
這樣利用他不公平，還是你去。
Rachel: Ok.
好。
Rachel: Hey Gunther. Hi. Getting to be that holiday time again huh?
甘瑟。圣誕佳節(jié)又要來了？
Gunther: Yes, it's like a miracle.
圣誕節(jié)確實很神奇。
Rachel: And you know, I was thinking, you know since it's the time of giving gifts, I was wondering are there any, presents around here for me?
我想說既然到了送禮的季節(jié)，不知道這里有沒有我的禮物？
Rachel: You know what I mean?
你懂我的意思吧？
Phoebe: Hey, I think I've found them.
我找到了。
Chandler: That's the Toys for Tots collection bin.
那是要捐出去的玩具。
Phoebe: Well that's awfully convenient, don't you think?
很方便不是嗎？
Chandler: For the tots it is.
對捐贈單位來說。
Rachel: Hey, you guys, guess what?
你們猜怎樣？
Phoebe: Did you find them? !
你找到了嗎？！
Rachel: No, Gunther fainted.
不是，甘瑟昏倒了。
Monica: Man, this sucks! You know if mom and dad don't see us on TV after we made them so jealous, I mean, who's gonna be the losers then?
真討厭！要是被爸媽嫉妒完卻沒上電視，到時候誰是失敗者？
Ross: Hey, I know what'll get us up on a platform!
我知道怎樣可以上平臺了！
Monica: What?
怎樣？
Ross: The routine!
跳招牌舞！
Monica: Ross, we haven't done the routine since middle school.
我們中學畢業(yè)后就沒跳過了。
Ross: Hey, when the snippy guy sees the routine, he'll wanna build us our own platform!
等那個傲慢的家伙看過招牌舞，會幫我們專門搭一座平臺的！
Monica: Was it really that good?
有那么贊嗎？
Ross: Wh? we got honorable mention in the brother/sister dance category!
我們得了兄弟姐妹組的特別獎！
Ross: Look, it's almost fake midnight, do we really have any other choice?
假的午夜快到了，我們還能怎樣？
Monica: Ok, let's do it. Oh mom and dad are gonna be so faced! 5 6 7 8!
那好吧，爸媽會很有面子！五六七八！
Ross: So, do we really need to ask who's going up on the platform next?
接下來該誰上平臺還用問嗎？
Director: Oh no! You get up there and do that again exactly like that!
不用，你們上去照樣再跳一遍！
Monica: Yes!
哦耶！
Director: Make sure you get this, Dick's gonna want it for the blooper show.
拍下來當搞笑表演用。
Director: Alright, cut!
好了，停！
Director: Listen up, everyone, when we start again, it's gonna be the countdown to new years, so I wanna see everybody's excitement.
全體注意，接下來是倒數(shù)計時，大家要很興奮。
Tall Guy: Hey, guy, you got about three seconds to get away from my partner.
限你3秒鐘之內(nèi)離開我的舞伴。
Director: Oh what's going on over here?
怎么了？
Joey: Oh ju, take a look at the guy's pants!
你看他的褲子！
Joey: Huh? I mean, I know you told us to show excitement, but don't you think he went a little overboard?
你是叫我們要興奮，但他也興奮過頭了吧？
Director: What's the matter with you? Get out of here!
你是有什么毛病嗎？給我出場！
Joey: Yeah, take a hike wetpants!
滾啦，濕褲子！
Ross: Can you believe this? We're gonna be on the platform for the Millennium moment!
你相信嗎？進入千禧年時我們會在平臺上！
Monica: I know! Hey, you haven't been practicing the routine, have you?
我知道。你沒有偷練招牌舞吧？
Ross: No!
當然沒有！
Monica: Me too!
我也！
Ross: Hey, when the music starts up again, I was thinking of maybe going into the robot, you know?
音樂響起來時我想跳機器人舞步！
Monica: Ross, I think we should just stick to the routine, we don't wanna look stupid!
羅斯，跳招牌舞就好，我們不想看起來像傻瓜！
Director: Alright we're back! Ten seconds left, here we go! Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven!
回到現(xiàn)場！倒數(shù)10秒！10！9！8！7！
Joey's Head: Ok, it all comes down to this. Whatever happens, happens. Destiny.
好，這一刻終于來了。一切順其自然命運的安排。
All: Three, Two, One!
3，2，1！
Director: Cut!
停！
Joey: No! Year! Happy No Year!
不（與“新”諧音）！…年，“新”年快樂！
Director: Ok, here's where we go to the live shot of Times Square, nice work everyone that's a wrap!
接著是時代廣場的現(xiàn)場畫面，大家辛苦了，收工！
Monica: Hey, what did that snippy guy say?
那個傲慢家伙說什么？
Ross: Uh, I think he's kicking out anyone who's not dancing. So just keep dancing.
他把不跳舞的人趕走了。所以繼續(xù)跳。
Phoebe: Hey! Look who I found!
看我找到什么！
Chandler: Oh, hi guys!
你們好！
Phoebe: Ha ha. You know, birds have a very good sense of direction, and I thought maybe they could help us find where the presents are hidden.
鳥類的方向感很好，或許它們可以幫忙找出禮物。
Chandler: Yes, if the presents are hidden south for the winter.
如果禮物藏在南方過冬的話。
Phoebe: Oh. Or we could just follow your clever jokes any ideas? No! Didn't think so! Ok, come on, guys, show us where the presents are!
順著你的笑話去找也行，你知道在哪里嗎？當然不知道來，把禮物找出來！
Chandler: Oh, the duck seems to think that Monica got me garbage! Hmm, I wonder what I could get Monica that's as good as garbage?
鴨子似乎認為莫妮卡送我垃圾，什么樣的回禮能跟垃圾一樣好？
Phoebe: Hmm, how about my azzz?
我的AZ如何？
Rachel: Hey, this is hollow.
這是空的。
Phoebe: What?
什么？
Rachel: This bench, it's hollow!
這排座椅是空心的！
Rachel: I can't believe I never knew that!
我居然都不知道！
Rachel: Oh, the presents! !!
我們的禮物。
Phoebe: No, don't look directly at them!
不！不要直視它們！
Chandler: What?
什么？
Phoebe: Alright, no, we could look at them! Oh, this one's for me! Oh, this one's for Chandler. Here.
沒事，可以看！這是我的！這是錢德的，拿去！
Chandler: All right!
太好了！
Phoebe: And the big one's for me!
大包的是我的！
Rachel: Ooh, let's open them!
趕快拆來看！
Chandler: Ok! Ok! Ok!
好！
Phoebe: Hee hee!
嘻嘻！
Chandler: Wait a minute, wait wait, we can't do this.
等等，我們不能這樣。
Phoebe and Rachel: Why?
為什么？
Chandler: I don't wanna know what Monica got me. You know?
我不想知道莫妮卡送我什么。
Chandler: I mean, look, I'm sure she worked really hard at getting you a present, and wanting to surprise me, and you guys are gonna ruin that, and I, look, we have to put these back, this is not what Christmas is about.
她一定很用心的替我找禮物，想給我驚喜，你們這樣會壞事，我們得把禮物放回去，這樣不叫圣誕節(jié)。
Rachel: Whatever Linus, I'm opening mine.
誰理你，萊納斯（漫畫史努比的主人查理布朗的好朋友）我要拆我的。
Chandler: Nobody is opening anything, ok? Look, I don't know about you guys, but I wanna see the look on Monica's face when I give her my present, and I'm sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine. So please, please, can we just, can we put 'em back?
誰也不準拆！我不知道你們怎么想，但我想看莫妮卡收到禮物的表情，她一定也想看我收到禮物的表情。所以求求你們放回去！
Phoebe: Will you get us better gifts?
你會送我們更好的禮物嗎？
Chandler: Fine!
好啦！
Monica: Hey guys!
你們好！
Monica: You found the presents? Chandler, you let them find the presents? Great! Do you know how long it took me to find you that water purifier?
你們找到禮物了？錢德，你讓她們找到？真好！你知道為你選那個濾水器花了我多久工夫嗎？
Chandler: That's what you got me?
你送我濾水器？
Phoebe: Oh yes, I see what you mean. That look is priceless.
這下我懂了，你的表情真棒。
Joey: Home sweet home, huh? Nice to, uh, get back to reality. Plus we uh, know how the New Year's gonna go off.
甜蜜的家，回到現(xiàn)實真好！我們也知道新年會怎樣了。
Joey: I guess there's no reason for all that Y2K panic, you know? Anyway, good night!
千年蟲根本沒什么，對吧？好吧，晚安！
Janine: Joey.
喬伊。
Joey: Yeah?
怎樣？
Janine: 3,2,1.
3，2，1.
Janine: Happy New Year.
新年快樂。
Joey: Oh, yoii. Wh what was that for?
這是干什么？
Janine: Well, I don't know tonight when they yelled cut and we didn't get to kiss, I was really, really, disappointed, and I just, I just really wanted to kiss you.
今晚當他們喊停，我們沒能接吻，我真的很失望，我真的真的很想親你，真的？
Joey: Really? In the moment, I I really wanted to kiss you too. I mean in the moment.
真的？此刻，我也真得很想吻你，此刻。
Janine: In the moment, huh?
那個時候也。
Joey: Yeah, well. But only in the moment, yeah.
那個時候？
Joey: So do you uh, wanna kiss again?
那么，你還想kiss嗎？
Janine: Sure, New Year's Eve is only two weeks away.
想啊，離除夕只有2個星期了。
Janine: Can you wait?
你能等嗎？
Joey: No.
不能。
Janine: Me neither.
我也是。
Joey: 3,2,
3，2…
Janine: Joey, you don't have to count down every time we kiss.
喬伊，不必每次接吻都倒數(shù)。
Joey: Uh, ok. Except I, sort of felt like I needed a couple of seconds to get ready.
好。但我覺得我需要幾秒鐘做準備。
Monica: We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled 'CUT!'
我們在平臺上，準備帶全世界跳進千禧年，那家伙卻喊了停！
Phoebe: Oh, oh, so Joey didn't get to kiss Janine? Ross: Nope, he sure didn't.
所以喬伊也沒親到吉寧？當然沒有。
Rachel: Wow, so then I guess that mean that you guys are still tied.
所以你和喬伊還是平分秋色咯。
Ross: Oh, I don't know about that. I think she saw us do our routine. Yeah, I may have boogied right into the first place.
那可不見得。她應該看到我們的招牌舞了，我用布吉舞步打頭陣。
Rachel: Wait a minute, so wh, you guys are telling me that you actually did the routine from eighth grade?
等等，你們真的跳了八年級的招牌舞？
Monica: Yeah. But, of course we had to update it a little bit. Hey, by the way, great thinking about catching me!
對，不過當然得稍做修正，你反應真快，知道要接住我！
Rachel: Yeah. 'Cause I was gonna say there's no way you could've done the end the way you guys did it back then!
我正想說，你們絕不可能照以前的結(jié)尾跳！
Monica: What? We could do it!
什么？當然可以！
Ross: I don't know, I mean you were a lot bigger, I mean, stronger back then.
不行吧，你以前胖……壯多了。
Monica: I can do it, ok? Come on, let's go.
我可以，好嗎？來吧。
Monica and Ross: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8
一二三四五六七八。
Monica: I can't do it!
我不行！
Chandler: Now you do that, you're on TV.
那樣跳鐵定能上電視。
