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Rachel: Good, you guys are all here!
太好了，大家都在！
Ross: Hey! What's up?
怎么了？
Rachel: Well, I have a job interview at Ralph Lauren tomorrow!
我明天要去羅夫羅蘭面試！
All: Congratulations! Ohh, that's great!
恭喜，太棒了……
Rachel: I know!
我知道！
Joey: Boy, that guy's underwear sucks!
那個牌子的內褲遜斃了！
Rachel: Wh-what? !
什么？
Joey: Oh, I got this pair marked XS, let me tell you, there was no room for excess anything in there.
我買了一條超小號的內褲，（與excess“多余的”同音）里頭根本塞不下多余的東西。
Rachel: Anyway, I'm gonna be the coordinator of the woman's collection, I'll work right under the director, I mean it's the perfect, perfect job for me!
反正工作是女裝部的聯絡人，我直接在主管底下做事，這是我夢寐以求的工作！
Phoebe: Wow! Well, if you nail the interview, you'll get it!
如果你通過面試就成了！
Rachel: Yeah.
是啊。
Phoebe: You wanna work on your interview skills?
要不要練習一下面試技巧？
Rachel: Ok!
好??！
Phoebe: Ok! All right, let's start with the handshake. Hi.
好耶！來，先從握手開始。嗨。
Rachel: Hi.
嗨。
Phoebe: Very good handshake, good wrist action.
很會握，手腕的動作很棒。
Rachel: Thank you.
謝謝！
Monica: Let me try.
我來試試。
Phoebe: Ok. Oh my God! What did I ever do to you? !
好。天??！我哪里得罪你了？
Monica: Did I squeeze it too hard?
我握得太用力？
Phoebe: Let's just say, I'm glad I'm not Chandler.
這么說吧，好在我不是錢德。
Joey: That's right Ross, I can see you in your new apartment! You can see me! Same as yesterday, same as theday before.
羅斯，我能看到你在新公寓！你也看得到我，跟昨天一樣……跟前天也一樣。
Monica: Is he doing his shark attack bit yet?
他開始演鯊魚攻擊了沒？
Joey: No. Op, wait! There he goes.
還沒……等等，他開始了。
Joey: Very funny Ross! Very lifelike and funny. Ok. Oh no-no-no, I-I wasn't waving at you lady.
羅斯，很好笑！栩栩如生又好笑。不……小姐，我不是向你揮手。
Joey: Whoa, maybe I was! Hey, Monica, this totally hot girl in Ross's building is flirting with me.
或許我是喔，莫妮卡，羅斯那棟樓里有個辣妹在勾引我。
Monica: Get in there man! Flirt back, mix it up!
你去啊，勾引回來，瞎攪和！
Joey: Yeah, I-I-I'm down with that.
我知道啦。
Joey: Ok, here goes. How you ah-doing? It worked! She's waving me over. Ok, I-I-I'll be right over. Let's see, she's on the third floor...
好，來咯。你……好……不好？有用耶，她揮手要我過去。好，我馬上過去。我看看，她住在三樓……
Monica: Wow! She is pretty, huh?
她真的很美耶！
Joey: Tell me about it, huh? Oh no-no-no, no-no-no, I'm not with her, no, that-that's just Monica! Ewwuck!
這還用你說？不……我跟她沒關系，她只是莫妮卡。呃！
Ross: Hey Joey! Great stuff huh?
喬伊，我很會演吧？
Joey: This's your place?
這是你家？
Ross: Yeah, of course it is. Oh, come on in. Ooh-ooh, go by the window, you can pretend to be surfing.
當然是。請進，對了，經過窗戶能假裝在沖浪。
Joey: But I counted, you're not supposed to live here! Oh man!
可是我算過啊，這里住的不應該是你。要命！
Joey: Ugh!
呃！
Monica: What happened?
怎么了？
Joey: I ended up at Ross's place. Oh, I must've miss-counted or something. Damn! She's not there anymore. Oh, l-l-look, Ross is doing his 'Watching TV' bit.
我最后跑到羅斯家去了，一定是我算錯了?？蓯?，她不在了，你看，羅斯在演看電視那段。
Monica: No Joey, I think he's just watching TV.
喬伊，我覺得他真的在看電視。
Gary's Radio: We've lost visual contact with the suspect.
嫌犯已失去蹤跡。
Gary: Ok, now I've really have to go!
好，我現在非走不可了！
Phoebe: But it's just so unfair that our date has to get cut short just Cause some guy shot at a store clerk.
這真是太不公平了，有人開槍打店員，我們的約會就得中斷。
Gary: I know, but it's my job, sweetheart!
親愛的，我知道，但這是我的工作！
Phoebe: Ok, then maybe I can come too!
好吧，不如我一起去！
Gary's Radio: Suspect has just emerged naked from the sewer.
嫌犯剛從水溝中裸體現身。
Phoebe: All right, you go.
好吧，你去就好。
Gary: Bye-bye.
再見。
Phoebe: Ok, bye!
好，再見！
Phoebe: Oh God!
天?。?/div>
Monica: What?
怎么了？
Phoebe: Oh I just miss him so much!
我好想念他！
Monica: Wow! For just a week you guys are really close, huh?
才一個星期就這么親密了？
Phoebe: Yeah, it's weird. I can't help it though he's so sweet, he's like this, this little puppy dog, you know? But like a really tough one who, shoots bad guys.
是啊，說來很奇怪。可是我沒辦法，他真的很體貼。像是小狗狗，卻很強悍，還會開槍打壞人。
Phoebe: Ohh, I just love the beginning parts of relationships, you know? ! You just like can't keep your hands off each other and
我最喜歡剛開始戀愛的感覺，彼此難分難舍……
Monica: I know, it is the best.
我知道，熱戀是最棒的。
Phoebe: Ohh, God. So-so how long did that last for you and Chandler?
你和錢德的熱戀持續了多久？
Monica: What? It's still going on.
什么？我們還在熱戀啊。
Phoebe: Come on, seriously! When did it end?
少來，老實說，何時結束的？
Monica: I-I am serious, I mean, we're, we're all over each other all the time.
我是很老實啊，我們一直粘在一起。
Phoebe: Ok, well, you know where you are, better than I do. I was just curious.
好吧，你們的事你最清楚，我只是好奇罷了。
Monica: Why don't you just calm down Phoebe! All right? ! Why don't you just get all your facts before you run around telling everybody that you know you're the only hot couple!
菲比，你別發神經了好不好？請你先去把事實搞清楚，不要逢人便說全天下只有你們在熱戀！
Phoebe: God, I woke the beast. Sorry. I was wrong, obviously, I just - I misspoke. It's ok.
天啊，野獸被我吵醒了。顯然是我錯了，我失言。沒事了。
Monica: Oh-hey, it is ok, I mean as long as you know that Chandler and I are also very hot and fiery, I meanjust as hot as you! I mean our flame, whew, it is on fire!
沒事了，只要你知道我和錢德，也和你們一樣火熱纏綿就好！我們的熱情……正在燃燒！
Chandler: Hey Monica, here's your broom back.
莫妮卡，掃把還你。
Monica: You are so cute.
你真可愛。
Chandler: Wow, the cute bar keeps getting lower and lower, doesn't it?
她想把我的可愛全吸過去？
Chandler: Oh hey, how'd the interview go?
面試順不順利？
Rachel: Ugh, horrible! I did the stupidest, most embarrassing thing!
糟透了，我犯了最蠢最丟人的錯誤！
Joey: Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex with his wife and then fall right out of your chair?
你跟考官說要跟他老婆上床，然后又從椅子上跌下來？
Rachel: No!
不是！
Joey: Did you get drunk on the way over there?
你在面試之前喝醉了？
Rachel: No.
不是。
Joey: Well that explains why you didn't do the other stuff.
難怪你沒說要跟他老婆上床。
Chandler: So what happened?
那是怎么了？
Rachel: Oh, it was horrible! And-and the interview part went so well, you know? I even made him laugh.
真是糟糕透頂，原本面試都很順利，我還把大家逗笑了。
Rachel: He said something about a boat and I was like, "Well, yeah! If-if you've got enough life jackets!"
考官說到什么船的事，我答腔說“只要救生衣夠多就行”。
Rachel: Trust me, it was actually, it was very funny. Anyway, so, we were saying goodbye and ugh!
相信我，當時真的很逗。反正到了最后說再見……
Joey: What happened?
怎么了？
Rachel: All right, we were shaking hands and he kind of leaned toward me...You know maybe he was going to open the door, but I totally missread him and I uhhh...
我們當時正要握手，他緩緩朝我靠過來……他也許是要幫我開門，但是我完全誤會了，所以我就……
Joey: You kissed him? !
你親了上去？
Rachel: I-I didn't know what else to do!
我又沒有別的辦法。
Chandler: Well you coulda tried, not kissing him.
你可以試著別去親他。
Rachel:Thanks, Chandler.
錢德，真是多謝你。
Monica: Hey Rach, a guy from Ralph Lauren called, you got a second interview!
瑞秋，羅夫·羅蘭的人來電，要你去第二關面試！
Rachel: Monica, that's not funny.
莫妮卡，這并不好笑。
Monica: Oh, ok. Umm, A guy from Ralph Lauren called. You got a second interview.
那好吧。羅夫羅蘭的人來電，要你去第二關面試。
Rachel: Oh my God, Monica, you better be serious.
莫妮卡，你最好認真一點。
Monica: You just told me to be funny!
剛才是你要我搞笑的。
Rachel: Oh my God! I can't, I can't believe it! I got a second interview!
不敢相信我還能去第二關面試！
Monica: Yes!
是??！
Joey: Yeah I bet that kiss isn't looking like such a mistake now, is it?
我看那一吻沒那么糟嘛？
Rachel: What-what, wait a minute, wait a minute, you don't think that's why he wants me back?
慢著……他要我回去面試，不是因為那一吻吧？
Joey: Yeah! No?
是啊……不是？
Monica: A kiss? What're you talking about?
你們在說什么？
Rachel: Aw. I-I accidentally kissed him in the interview, and now he wants me back you know of course, because "Let's bring back the girl who kisses everybody!"
我意外地在面試中親了考官，他現在還要我回去，“把那逢人便親的女孩帶來”。
Chandler: Come on, Rach.
瑞秋，你別亂想了。
Rachel: Oh my God! What if he thinks I'm the kind of girl that-that would just sleep with him?
天啊，萬一他覺得我是那種，隨便跟他上床的人怎么辦？
Monica: He probably wants you back because you're right for the job.
他要你回去面試，或許是因為你適合那工作。
Rachel: Maybe. I-I don't know- Oh, God, how could I be so stupid? !
或許吧，我不知道……天啊，我怎么會那么蠢？
Joey: Oh, Rachel, look, don't say that, I-I think you just need a hug from Joey. Come on. Come on. She's back! Hot girl's back!
瑞秋，快別那樣說了，喬伊給你個抱抱就好。來……她回來了！辣妹回來了！
Rachel: Ohh, well I'm not totally back yet, but thank you.
還不完全是，但是謝謝你。
Joey: No, in Ross's building! She's back! She's back! Ok, wait there, I'll be over in a second. One, two, three, done!
不是說你，是羅斯那棟樓的辣妹，她回來了……等一下，我馬上過去。一、二、三……知道了！
Chandler: I gotta check out this hot girl! There she is!
我來看看她有多辣！辣妹在這里！
Joey: Damn it! Did you move? !
可惡，你搬家啦！
Ross: Yes. I lived with you guys for a while and then I found this place. I'm Ross.
是啊，我跟你們住了一陣子，然后搬到了這里。我是羅斯。
The Old Man: Yes?
有什么事？
Joey: Uhh do you happen to have a hot girl in there?
你家里有住辣妹嗎？
The Old Man: No. I'm all alone.
沒有，我一個人住
Joey: Yeah. Sorry about that. Oh, hey little girl. Uhh, is-is your mommy, or sister, or babysitter by any chance a hot girl?
是啊，我很遺憾。小女孩，你好，你媽媽、姐姐或是保姆，有沒有誰正好是辣妹？
The Little Girl: Daddy!
爹地！
Joey: Uh later!
下次再聊！
Joey: Oh man! Hot girl! Hot girl!
真要命！辣妹！辣妹……
Mr. Zelner: Hi Rachel!
嗨，瑞秋！
Rachel: Hi!
嗨！
Mr. Zelner: Come on in.
請進。
Rachel: Ok.
好。
Mr. Zelner: It's really nice to see you again.
很高興再次見到你。
Rachel: Thank you.
謝謝。
Mr. Zelner: Oh Rachel, uhh...
瑞秋……
Rachel: What?
什么？
Mr. Zelner: Just ah...
就是……
Rachel: Excuse me?
你說什么？
Mr. Zelner: Here let me...
我來幫你……
Rachel: Wh-whoa! All right, ok, I see, I see, I see what's going on here! Now listen, look, look, I am sorryif I have given you the wrong impression, but I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead!
好，我知道是怎么回事了！聽著，抱歉讓你誤會了，但我不是那種隨便的女孩，為了工作就能出賣肉體。
Rachel: Now even-, hey-hey-hey, even though I kissed you, that, that does not give you the right to demand sex from me. I do not want, this job that bad. Good day, sir.
聽我說！……雖然我親過你，你也沒有權利要我跟你上床。這份工作我也沒有那么想要，再會。
Rachel: You're going in there to see Mr. Zelner, I hope you're ready to put out.
進去見則納先生，可得準備好賣弄風騷。
Woman Waiting: I am.
我會的。
