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Joey: Hey!
嗨！
Chandler: Hey!
嗨！
Monica: Hey!
嗨！
Joey: What're you guys doing up?
你們在干什么？
Chandler: Oh, we wanted to finish the crossword before we went to bed. Hey, do you know a six-letter word for red?
我們想填完字謎再去睡覺，你知道一個六個字母的單詞表示紅色的是什么嗎？
Joey: Dark red.
深紅色。（兩個詞并且是七個字母）
Chandler: Yeah, I think that's wrong, but there's a Connect the dots in here for you later. Hey, how about maroon?
應該不是，不過你待會可以玩連點題。（4-8歲小孩玩的游戲）褐紅色呢？
Monica: Yes, you are so smart!
沒錯，你好聰明！
Joey: Aww, you guys are so cute!
你們好可愛喔！
Monica: I know.
我知道。
Joey: All right, I'll see you in the morning.
好，明天早上見。
Chandler & Monica: Ok.
好。
Dream Monica: You know, I love doing crossword puzzles with you honey!
我最喜歡跟你填字謎了！
Dream Joey: Aww, me too. Now let's finish this and go to bed. Now let's finish this and go to bed.
我也是。趕快填完去睡覺。
Dream Monica: Ok! There's only one left, three letter word, not dog but...
好！只剩一個，三個字母的單詞，不是小狗，是……
Dream Joey: Cat.
貓咪。
Dream Monica: Yes! You are so smart! I love you. I love you.
沒錯，你好聰明！我愛你。
Dream Joey: I love you too.
我也愛你。
Rachel: Uhh, we-we still need a tip.
還差小費。
Phoebe: All right. Hold on. I got it. Nickel! How much more do we need?
好，等等。有了……5分錢，還差多少？
Rachel: A couple of bucks.
一兩塊錢。
Phoebe: Ok, dime! You guys should probably keep talking, this could take a while. Oh no, wait! Look it! Whoa! Oh my God, this is a police badge!
10分錢！你們繼續聊，我要花一點時間。等等，你們看！天哪，這是警徽！
Chandler: Oh that's so cool! Why would a cop come in here though? They don't serve donuts.
真酷，但警察來這里干嘛？這里又不賣甜甜圈。
Chandler: You know what actually, could you discover the badge again? I think I can come up with something better than that.
你能不能重來一次，我可以說個更好笑的。
Rachel: Phoebe, I bet somebody's missing that badge.
一定有人正在找那個警徽。
Phoebe: Yeah, I should probably take it back.
沒錯，我應該送回去。
Phoebe: Ooh, but you know what? While I'm at the police station, I could check their Ten Most Wanted lists because my friend Fritzy's been like number 11 forever, so this could be her year!
我去警察局。還可以看看十大通緝犯名單。我朋友麗西一直是排名第11的，今年也許會輪到她！
Joey: Hey, you guys!
大家好！
All: Hey!
嗨喬伊。
Joey: Hey. That uh, that's my sweatshirt?
那是我的衣服嗎？
Monica: Oh yes, it is. I'm sorry I borrowed it, I was cold. I-I hope it's ok?
沒錯，對不起，我有點冷。沒關系吧？
Joey: Well uh, it's just that uh, you know if-if you're gonna be wearing someone's sweatshirt shouldn't it be your boyfriends you know, and I'm not him.
你應該穿你男朋友的衣服，我又不是你的男朋友。
Monica: I'm sorry, I'll-I'll give it back to you.
對不起，我現在就還你。
Joey: No-no! No! I mean it's gonna be all smelling like Monica!
不要了，上面會沾滿莫妮卡的味道。
Monica: Are you saying I smell bad?
你是說我很臭嗎？
Joey: No! No, you smell like a meadow. I'm sorry.
不是，你有一股青草香。對不起。
Monica: What's with him?
他是怎么了？
Chandler: Oh, you know what? The last time Joey went to a meadow, his mother was shot by a hunter.
喬伊上次去青草地，他媽媽被獵人射殺了。
Ross: Hey.
嗨！
Phoebe: Hey, look-look what I found. It's a police badge.
你看，我找到一個警徽！
Ross: Oh, what's that doing here? I don't see any doughnuts. Cops and donuts. Come on. Ohh ok, alright if Chandler had said it you'd be all on the floor.
怎么會？我又沒看到甜甜圈，警察和甜甜圈啊。如果是錢德說的，你們就會笑翻了。
Chandler: Cops, doughnuts? Me?
警察、甜甜圈、我？
Ross: Yeah, I still don't know. I'm sorry I just wanna make sure that I bought the right couch. I need a couch that says, "Kids welcome here." But that also says, "Come here to me!"
我還是不確定。抱歉，我想買到理想的沙發，我希望這張沙發能讓人覺得“小朋友，歡迎你”。同時也能讓人覺得“來我身邊吧”。
Rachel: What? ! You say that to kids? !
什么？你對小朋友說那種話？
Ross: No! No! No! The "Come here to me" is, you know, for the ladies.
不是，“來我身邊吧”是對女士說的。
Rachel: Ross, honey, it's a nice couch. It's not a magic couch.
這是張好沙發，但不是神奇沙發。
The Salesman: Uh you picked a great couch.
你的選擇很正確。
Ross: Yeah?
是嗎？
The Salesman: Yeah. Could you just sign right here please?
沒錯，請在這里簽個名。
Ross: Oh, sure. Whoa-whoa, what's-uh? The delivery charge is almost as much as the couch!
沒問題。這是……運費幾乎跟價格一樣貴！
Rachel: Wait! No, that's ridiculous. Come on, he lives three blocks away!
太荒謬了，他家離這里才三條街！
Ross: Yeah, you know what? I'll take it myself, thank you! All right Rach, come on, let's go!
算了，我自己搬就好，謝謝！瑞秋，來吧。
Rachel: Yeah!
好。
Rachel: Are you kidding?
開什么玩笑？
Ross: Oh, come on, it's only three blocks! And-and, it's not very heavy, try it! Come on! Come on!
才三條街，又不是很重，抬抬看，快！
Rachel: Oh! Oh I can do it!
哦，我可以！
Ross: Yeah!
好！
The Salesman: You two are really gonna enjoy that couch.
你們會很喜歡這張沙發的。
Ross: Oh yeah, we're uh, yeah we're not together.
我們不是一對。
The Salesman: Ohh, ok. Something didn't quite add up there.
好，難怪我覺得怪怪的。
Rachel: Ross!
羅斯！
Ross: What's that supposed to mean?
這話是什么意思？
Rachel: Ross!
羅斯！
The Salesman: Well, you, her, I mean, she's very...you know. And you're like...you know.
你，她，她很……你知道，而你卻……你知道。
Ross: Not that it's any of your business, but we did go out.
雖然與你無關，但我們確實交往過。
The Salesman: Really? You two?
真的？你們兩個？
Ross: Yeah! Rach?
對，瑞秋？
Rachel: Come on, I don't really wanna be doing this right now. I am carrying a very heavy couch.
我現在不想講這個，我抬著一張很重的沙發。
Ross: Then tell him quickly.
那就趕快告訴他。
Rachel: Fine! We went out.
好，我們交往過。
Ross: Not only did we go out, we did it 298 times!
不只交往過，還做過298次！
Rachel: Ross! Oh my- Ugh! You kept a count? ! You are such A loser!
羅斯！我實在……你居然有在算？你真沒用！
Ross: A loser you did it with 298 times!
再沒用你也做了298次！
Phoebe: Oh! Oh! Ma'am? Excuse me, ma'am?
打擾一下小姐？
The Smoking Woman: Yes?
怎么了？
Phoebe: You can't put your cigarette out on a tree!
你不能在樹上摁香煙！
The Smoking Woman: Yeah I can, it worked real well.
我可以，很方便。
Phoebe: No but you shouldn't! So don't ever do that again.
你不該這么做，別再這么做了。
The Smoking Woman: I won't! Till I have my next cigarette.
我不會了…… 抽下一根煙之前不會。
Phoebe: Hold it! N.Y.P.D! Freeze punk!
站住，紐約警察，別動！小阿飛！
The Smoking Woman: What? !
什么？
Phoebe: Yeah that's right you are so busted. Uh Book 'em.
沒錯，你被活逮了。把她帶走！
The Smoking Woman: Who're you talking to?
你在跟誰說話？
Phoebe: Save it Red! Unless you wanna spend the night in the slammer, you apologize to the tree.
別掙扎了！不想在籠子里過夜，就跟那棵樹道歉。
The Smoking Woman: I am not going to apologize to a tree!
我才不跟一棵樹道歉。
Phoebe: You apologize to the tree right now or I am calling for backup.
趕快道歉，否則我要叫人了。
Phoebe: Backup! Backup!
來人啊，來人啊！
The Smoking Woman: I-I'm sorry! Sorry.
對不起，對不起！
Phoebe: Ok, cancel backup! Cancel backup!
別來了，別來了！
Ross: Ok.
好。
Rachel: Ross, didn't you say that there was, uh an elevator in here?
羅斯，你不是說有電梯？
Ross: Uhh, yes I did but there isn't. Ok, here we go.
我是有說，但其實沒有，來吧。
Rachel: Oh, then wait. Don't you think we should maybe rethink the whole hiring movers thing?
你要不要找個搬運工。
Ross: No way! They're a rip-off! And-and you know what else? They check out your stuff and come back later and steal it. It's true. I saw it on Dateline.
才不要，他們會敲竹杠！而且他們會先看準東西，再回來偷。是真的，我在日線報導上看過。
Rachel: Oh, I love Dateline. You know, Jane Pauley is the one woman I would kiss. I don't know, there's justsomething about her.
我好喜歡日線報導，珍寶莉是我唯一想親的女人，我不知道。
Ross: Rach, can we concentrate?
瑞秋，專心一點好嗎？
Rachel: Yeah, fine. Listened to your dumb story.
好，只有你能講。
Ross: Ok, go left. Left! Left!
往左，左，左……
Rachel: Ok, you know what? There is no more left, left!
已經沒有左了！
Ross: Oh ok, lift it straight up over your head! Straight up over your head! You can do it! You can do it! Ok. You got it?
好，抬高到你的頭上，你行的，你行的！沒問題吧？很好！
Rachel: Yeah. Oh God.
好的，天哪。
Ross: Good-good-good.
好好好。
Rachel: Oh-oh!
噢噢！
Ross: Yeah, you got it right? You got it right? You got it?
沒問題吧？沒問題吧？沒問……
Rachel: Any chance you think the couch looks good there?
你覺得放在那里好看嗎？
Phoebe: So this guy was all And I'm all, Buffay, Homicide. It was just so cool!
這家伙還不服氣，我就說我是布菲，重案組的。真是酷斃了！
Monica: Phoebe, you were supposed to take that back!
菲比，你應該拿去還的！
Phoebe: I know, but I'm having so much fun doing good deeds.
我知道，但行善的感覺好棒。
Chandler: Ok, but impersonating a police officer is a serious thing. You could get arrested.
但假扮警察很嚴重，你會被捉。
Phoebe: You could get arrested, right now! All right, yeah, I gotta take it back. I'm totally drunk with power.
你現在就會被捉！我得拿去還，我被權力沖昏頭了。
Phoebe: Hey.
嗨！
Joey: Hey! Oh.
嗨，噢。
Chandler: Hi Joe.
嗨，喬伊。
Joey: Yeah, I didn't know you guys were gonna be here.
我不知道你們會在。
Monica: Hey Joey, do me a favor sweetie, taste this.
喬伊，你嘗嘗看。
Joey: What? ! Why? !
什么？為什么？
Chandler: It's ok Joe. She's a trained chef.
放心，她是專業廚師。
Joey: Uh, actually I was uh looking for Phoebe.
其實我要找菲比。
Chandler: Well, y-y-you just missed her.
你剛跟她擦身而過。
Joey: Oh was that her?
那是她嗎？
Chandler: Uh-huh.
嗯哼。
Joey: Oh, I gotta go.
我去追她。
Monica: Joey, wait a minute. Wait. What is going on with you?
喬伊，等等，你是怎么了？
Joey: Nothing!
沒事啊！
Chandler: Oh come on! You've been acting strange all day!
拜托，你一整天都怪怪的！
Joey: All right! There is something. I uh, kinda had a dream, but I don't wanna talk about it.
好吧，是有一件事，我做了一個夢……但我不想談。
Chandler: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-what-what if Martin Luther King had said that? I kinda have a dream! Yeah I-I don't wanna talk about it.
馬丁·路德·金也這么說的話就麻煩了！我有一個夢……但是我不想談。
Joey: Well, it involved Monica.
跟莫妮卡有關。
Chandler: You had a dream about a girl that I am seeing? ! Oh, that is so cool! I can't tell you how many times I've dream about a girl that he was seeing.
你夢到我在交往的女孩？真酷，我不知夢見他的女朋友多少次。
Chandler: Anyway we're talking about your dream. I love you. Your dream?
總之我們在談你的夢，我愛你……你的夢？
Joey: Look, don't worry, there wasn't any sex in it or anything. I haven't dream about her like that since Ifound out about you two-ish.
放心，沒有任何性意味。自從發現你們的事，我就不對她做那種夢了。
Monica: What was the dream about?
那你夢到什么？
Joey: Well, ok. You were my girlfriend and we, were doing the crossword puzzle. You know like you guys were doing last night.
好吧，你是我的女朋友，我們在填字謎，就像你們昨晚那樣。
Joey: So, that's it. I'm in love with Monica and I'll be moving out.
就這樣，我愛上莫妮卡了，我會搬走。
Monica: Wait, Joey! Chandler! That doesn't mean that-that you're in love with me!
喬伊等等，那并不代表你愛我！
Joey: It-it doesn't?
不是嗎？
Chandler: No. No, it can mean anything. Like uh, yeah all of a sudden you're jealous that I become the apartment stud.
它可能有很多涵義，例如……你突然眼紅我成為這里的猛男。
Joey: Kinda sounds like your dream dude.
聽起來比較像你的夢。
Monica: Or, it could mean that-that you saw Chandler and me together and, and you know we were being close and stuff and then, I mean you just wanna have that with someone too.
或是你看到我和錢德很親密，你也想跟別人擁有這種關系。
Joey: Well, in the dream I did enjoy the closeness.
我在夢里的確很享受那種親密。
Monica: Um-hmm.
嗯哼。
Joey: Well if that's what it was, that'd be great. I wouldn't have to move.
如果是這樣就太好了，我就不必搬走了。
Chandler: Ok, look-look, are you attracted to Monica? Right here, right now, are you attracted to her?
你對莫妮卡著迷嗎，此時此刻，你對莫妮卡有興趣嗎？
Joey: Not really.
其實沒有。
Chandler: Well there you have it!
這就對了。
Monica: Well sure! I'm just wearing sweats! But that's good, that you're not in love with me, because you just want a girlfriend!
是啊，我穿得這么隨便！但那是好事，你不是愛我，你只是想交個女朋友。
Joey: No, I don't think it's just about just getting a girlfriend. You know? I mean, yeah, I can get a girlfriend!
我覺得不是交女朋友的問題。我可以找個女朋友。
Joey: Yeah, we could sit in the chair and do crossword puzzles, but you know are we ever gonna have you knowthe closeness like-like you guys have?
我們可以坐在那里填字謎，但我們會擁有你們那種親密嗎？
Chandler: Well you know, Monica and I were friends before we started dating. So maybe-maybe that's it?
莫妮卡和我是從朋友做起，也許關鍵在這里。
Joey: Friends first? That's interesting.
先做朋友？有意思。
Monica: You become friends after?
你們是事后成為朋友嗎？
Joey: No, never done that either.
不，從來沒有過。
