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Monica: What's the matter?
怎么了？
Chandler: Someone on the subway licked my neck! Licked my neck! !
有人在地鐵舔我的脖子！舔我的脖子！！
Phoebe: Oh Willie's still alive!
喔，威利冤魂不散！
Chandler: What are you guys doing?
你們做什么呢？
Monica: Oh, my mom called, they're gonna run our engagement announcement in the local paper, so we're looking for a good picture of us.
喔，我媽說要在本地報紙登訂婚啟示，所以要找張拍得好的照片。
Chandler: Oh, I'm afraid that does not exist.
哦，恐怕我們就沒有好看的合照。
Monica: That's not true, there are great pictures of us!
不對，我們拍過很多好照片！
Chandler: No, there are great pictures of you standing next to a guy who's going like this…
你那些好照片，旁邊的人都是這樣的…
Phoebe: Oh my God! That's the creep that you're with at the Statue of Liberty.
天啊！他就是在自由女神像旁跟你合照的怪胎。
Chandler: I don't know what it is, I just can't take a good picture.
我不知道為什么，我就是不會照相。
Monica: Oh, here's a great one.
這張蠻好的。
Chandler: Yeah, I'm not in that.
哦，我不在照片里。
Monica: I know, but look at me all tan.
我知道，但你看我曬的多黑。
Phoebe: Hey, why don't you guys go, get portraits done by a professional photographer.
嘿，你們不如找專業攝影師拍照。
Monica: That's a good idea! I bet they have one of those wind machines! You know…
好主意！他們一定有吹風機！
Phoebe: Yeah that's great! Next to that, Chandler won't look so stupid.
對，好極了！你真的那么做的話，錢德勒應該看起來沒那么蠢。
Monica: Chandler what do you say?
錢德勒你覺得呢？
Chandler: All right, but I should warn you, I'm not going. “I'm” going.
好的，但我先聲明，去的不是我，是這個"我"。
Ross: Dude, that reverse lay-up! Oh…
兄弟，那一記反手投籃帥呆了。
Chandler: How about those three pointers?
那些三分球怎么樣？
Ross: Amazing!
出神入化！
Chandler: And those guys were this close to letting us play this time too.
這次也是差一點，那些家伙就答應讓我們上場了。
Rachel: Hey, look. Phoebe's talking to Cute Coffeehouse Guy.
你們看，菲比在跟咖啡廳帥哥說話。
Ross: Oh, you guys call him Cute Coffeehouse Guy, we call him Hums While He Pees.
你叫他咖啡廳帥哥嗎？我們叫他邊尿邊哼歌先生。
Chandler: Yes, and we call Ross Lingers In The Bathroom.
是，我們管羅斯叫"浴室磨蹭鬼"。
Phoebe: Hey you guys, Hums While He Pees just asked me out!
嗨，各位，邊尿邊哼歌先生剛剛約我出去了！
Rachel: Hey, I thought that guy was married.
我以為那個家伙已經結婚了。
Phoebe: He is! But he's getting divorced, Ross! Maybe you know him.
對，但他正在辦離婚。羅斯，或許你認識他。
Ross: It's not a club.
又不是（離婚）俱樂部。
Rachel: Phoebe, if this guy's going through a divorce, is it such a good idea to start going out with him?
菲比，如果他正在辦離婚，你覺得跟他約會合適嗎？
Ross: Hey, divorced men are not bad men!
嘿，離婚男人不是壞男人。
Chandler: They have that on the napkins at the club.
他們把那句話印在俱樂部的餐巾上。
Rachel: Oh, I gotta get back to work.
我得回去上班了。
Phoebe: You don't have to be back for a half-hour!
你還可以休息半小時。
Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Oh! I could just spread him on a cracker.
我的助理泰格午餐時，會在辦公室做仰臥起坐。他就像黃油果醬一樣香甜可口。
Chandler: Rach, if you have a crush on this guy, why would you hire him? I mean you know you can't date him right?
你既然暗戀他，為什么還要雇他？我想你知道你不能跟他約會，對嗎？
Rachel: Oh no, I know that. I know that. Although, we made a joke that we spend so much time together he should call me his “work wife”.
對，我知道。我們開玩笑說，因為我們太常在一起，他應該叫我"工作上的太太"。
Ross: Soon he'll be able to call you, "That lady he knew that got fired.".
他遲些時候會叫你"被炒魷魚的女人"。
Rachel: I am not gonna get fired, because I'm not gonna act on it.
我不會被開除，因為我不會采取行動。
Phoebe: So you wouldn't mind if he was dating someone else?
你不介意他跟別的女人約會？
Rachel: Why? Is he? He is! Isn't he? He's dating that slut in marketing!
怎么了？他有嗎？他有是不是！他在跟市場部那個蕩婦約會！
Ross: Maybe I should open a divorced men's club.
或許我該成立一個離婚男子俱樂部。
Chandler: Dude that is so sad.
兄弟，那太慘了。
Ross: I could put a basketball court in the back.
我會在后院設一個籃球場。
Chandler: Could I play?
我能一起打球嗎？
Rachel: Oh, no sit-ups today Tag?
今天不做仰臥起坐嗎，泰格？
Tag: I just did them.
我剛剛做完。
Rachel: Oh, well drop and give me ten more!
再做十下吧。
Tag: What?
什么？
Rachel: Uh, I had a drink with lunch. Did those cost reports come in?
我午飯時喝了點酒。成本報告送過來了嗎？
Tag: Yeah, I filled them out last night?
送來了，我昨晚就已經歸檔了。
Rachel: Oh, great could you make me four copies of those?
喔，太好了，幫我影印四份好嗎？
Tag: Sure.
沒問題。
Rachel: Great, thank you.
太棒了，謝謝你。
Melissa: Hey Rachel!
嗨，瑞秋！
Rachel: Ah, hi! Hi! Melissa, what's up? I'm just…about to… go out to the store to get some stuff to put in my backpack. You know, like dried fruit and granola and stuff. What's up?
梅麗莎，有什么事嗎？我正好要去買東西，買些東西放進我的背包里。水果干、速食麥片，那一類的東西。有什么事嗎？
Melissa: Um, is Tag here?
泰格在嗎？
Rachel: No. Why?
不在。什么事？
Melissa: Oh, I was gonna talk to him about doing something tonight.
喔，我今天晚上想約他。
Rachel: Really? ! Got a little crush on Tag there do you?
真的嗎？！你喜歡泰格，對吧？
Melissa: Well, we've been flirting back and forth, but I was hoping that tonight it would turn into something a little more than that.
我們一直都在眉來眼去的，但我希望今晚事情能有點進展。
Rachel: Okay, whoa-whoa easy there Melissa! This ain't a locker room, okay? But, you know I remember him saying that he had plans tonight.
別著急，梅麗莎，這里不是更衣室。但我記得他說過，今晚他已經有約了。
Melissa: Oh no!
喔，不會吧！
Rachel: Oh yeah. All right, back to work.
真的。好了，回去工作。
Melissa: Hey! Isn't that Tag's backpack.
嗨！那不是泰格的背包嘛。
Rachel: Yeah Melissa, I don't want to be known as the office bitch, but I will call your supervisor.
梅麗莎，我不想落下辦公室賤人的名稱，但是我會給你的主管打電話。
The Photographer: Great! That's great Monica! Great! Now, Chandler, you want to give us a smile?
太棒了，非常不錯，莫妮卡。錢德勒，你能笑一個嗎？
Chandler: Okay.
好。
The Photographer: I'm sorry, is the seat uncomfortable?
抱歉，那張椅子很不舒服嗎？
Chandler: No, I am.
不，是我很不舒服。
Monica: Chandler, listen to me sweetie, I know you can do this. Okay? You have a beautiful smile.
錢德勒，聽我說甜心，我知道你辦得到，你笑起來很帥。
Chandler: I do?
是嗎？
Monica: Yeah! All right, maybe you don't have to smile. Let's try something else. Let's try looking sexy.
是，對，或許你不必笑，我們來試試別的點子。試著性感。
Chandler: Okay.
好吧。
Monica: Or not.
還是不要了。
Rachel: Hi Joey! What are you doing here?
嗨，喬伊，你在這里做什么？
Joey: Uh, well I've got an audition down the street and I spilled sauce all over the front of my shirt. You got an extra one?
我在附近有個試鏡，結果醬汁沾到衣服上了。你有多余襯衫嗎？
Rachel: Yeah, sure. here.
是，當然有。給。
Joey: Great. You got anything that's not Ralph Lauren?
太棒了。有除了拉爾夫·勞倫外其他品牌嗎？
Rachel: Yeah, I don't think so Joe.
應該沒有，喬伊。
Joey: All right, I guess this will be fine.
好吧，我猜這件應該可以。
Rachel: Hey, listen, what are you doing tonight?
嗨，今晚有事嗎？
Joey: Nothing, why?
嗨，今晚有事嗎？
Rachel: How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag? I'll pay.
帶我的助理泰格出去玩吧？我付錢。
Joey: Huh, Rach I got to say it's gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.
瑞秋，我不得不說，要我跟男人出去約會可得付我一大筆錢。
Rachel: I'm not asking you to go on a date with him!
我不是要你跟他約會。
Joey: Really? because I could kinda use the money.
真的嗎？因為我真的很缺錢。
Rachel: Joey, just he's new in town and I know he doesn't have any guy friends. Just take him to like a ball game or something. I'll really appreciate it.
喬，他剛搬到這里，我知道他沒有多少男性朋友。帶他去看球賽或做別的事，謝謝了。
Joey: Yeah, okay, no problem.
好的，沒問題。
Rachel: Thank you.
謝謝你。
Joey: Oh Hey, donuts!
哦，甜甜圈！
Monica: I know. Let's try a look…of far off…wonderment.Okay, we'll gaze into our future and we'll think about our marriage and the days to come.
我想到了，我們來試試看凝視我們的未來。想想我們的婚姻和我們未來的日子。
Monica: Chandler! What is the matter with your face? ! I mean this picture is supposed to say "Geller and Bing to be married," not "Local woman saves drowning moron!"
錢德勒，你的臉到底是怎么了？！這張照片應該要表達"蓋勒和賓要結婚了"而非"英勇女市民勇救溺水弱智"！
Monica: Hey! Don't laugh at him! He's my drowning moron!
別笑他，他是我的溺水弱智。
Monica: That's it! Take it! Take it! Take it!
就是這樣，快照，快照。
Ross: I like this one. It seems to say, "I love you and that's why I have to kill you."
我喜歡這一張。好象是說"愛你愛到殺死你"。
Monica: They can't all be bad. Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes. Oh, there it is.
不可能每一張都那么糟啊。找那張你裝出睡眼惺忪的照片。這張。
Chandler: Oh my God! Those are my bedroom eyes?! Why did you ever sleep with me?
這是我睡眼惺忪的樣子？！你怎么敢跟我同床共枕？
Monica: Do you really want to pull at that thread?
你真的想提這件事情嗎？
Phoebe: I'm having a really good time!
我真的玩得很開心！
Hums While He Pees: Me too! I'm sorry that guy in the subway licked your neck.
我也是！我很抱歉在地鐵里那個男人舔了你的脖子。
Phoebe: Oh. No that's okay, he's a friend.
喔，沒關系，他是我的朋友。
Hums While He Pees: Hey, I don't mean to be presumptuous but I have these two tickets to the ballroom dancing finals tomorrow night if you want to go?
嗨，我知道這樣有點急，但是我有兩張明天天晚上舞蹈決賽的門票，一起去好嗎？
Phoebe: Yeah, Well you know I mean I missed the semi-finals, so I'd just be lost.
好的，我已經錯過了半決賽，我還以為連決賽也會錯過。
Hums While He Pees: I know it's really lame, but I got these tickets from my boss and… Oh no! No! No! My God!
我知道那真的很無聊，但這些票是我的老板給我的...不，我的天啊！
Phoebe: Okay, don't freak out. I'll go.
別驚慌，我會去的。
Hums While He Pees: No it's… Uh, my ex-wife Whitney is out there. I cannot deal with her right now. That woman is crazy!
我的前妻維妮在外邊，我不想見她。她是個瘋女人。
Phoebe: Okay, I know. Hold on. Hey Ross?
好的，我知道了。等一下。嗨，羅斯。
Ross: Yeah?
什么事？
Phoebe: Yeah, that's Whitney, Kyle's ex-wife out there, now do you think that you can y' know divert her so that we can slip out?
凱爾的前妻維妮在門口，你現在可以轉移她的視線，讓我們逃走嗎？
Ross: What? ! No!
什么？不！
Phoebe: Well okay but I have two tickets to the ballroom dance finals.
好吧，但我有兩張國標舞總決賽的門票。
Ross: Look, I don't think so Pheebs. All right, I'll do it. But just because you're a friend.
看，我不這么想，菲比。好吧，我幫你就是了，但那只是因為你是我的朋友。
Phoebe: Hi Ginger.
嗨，舞王。
Ross: All right! I want my key back!
好的！我要拿回我的鑰匙！
Phoebe: I don't have it!
我這沒。
Ross: It's right there!
就在這里！
Phoebe: Okay Sherlock!
行吧，福爾摩斯。
Ross: I'm sorry but you better go Pheebs.
不好意思，但你最好快點離開，菲比。
Phoebe: All right, well I just wanted to say thank you though for diverting Kyle's ex.
好吧，我只是來謝謝你幫我們引開凱爾的前妻。
Ross: Oh yeah, No, You're welcome. We'll talk about it later.
是啊，別客氣，待會再談。
Ross: Hi Whitney.
嗨，維妮。
Whitney: Hi Ross! You ready for breakfast?
嗨，羅斯！準備好去吃早飯了嗎？
Ross: Yep. Okay.
好啦。
Phoebe: Kyle's ex-wife? You were supposed to divert her not date her!
凱爾的前妻？你應該要引開她，不是跟她約會。
Ross: Hi! I'm sorry, but can you give me a second while I talk to this woman, who by the way did not spend the night.
對不起，可以給我點時間跟這個女人談一下嗎？還有，她沒有在這里過夜。
Whitney: Sure.
沒問題。
Ross: Okay. I did divert her and we ended up having a great time! Okay?
好，我引開她了，但是我們在一起很開心，行嗎？
Phoebe: Watching ballroom dancing?
你們一起去看國標舞了？
Ross: Yes! That's where we realized we were both super cool people!
是的！我們發現我們興趣相投！
Phoebe: Well look-look, okay Ross, Kyle just told me some really bad stuff about her.
聽著，羅斯，凱爾告訴我她很多壞毛病。
Ross: Like what?
譬如說呢？
Phoebe: Like she's really mean, and she's over critical, and No! She will paint a room a really bright color without even checking with you!
譬如說她很小氣，她吹毛求疵，她會不經過你的同意，把房間漆成很明亮的顏色。
Ross: Okay.
好吧。
Phoebe: And! She uses sex as a weapon!
還有，她用性來做武器。
Ross: Fine! Thank you for warning me. At breakfast I'll be on full alert for room painting and sex weapons.
好的！謝謝你的忠告。吃早飯時，我會警惕房間的顏色還有性武器。
Phoebe: You're still gonna go out with her? !
你還是跟她出去？
Ross: Yeah!
對！
Phoebe: Well, didn't you just hear what I said? !
你沒聽到我說的嗎？！
Ross: Pheebs come on! I mean, consider the source! Of course her ex-husband's gonna say that stuff. Now, if you'll excuse me.
菲比，少來了，你的消息來源有問題。她的前夫當然會那么說。現在，請你離開。
Phoebe: No, listen to me! She is crazy!
聽我說，她是瘋子！
Whitney: Uh, your door isn't sound proof.
呃，你的門沒有隔音功能。
Phoebe: You see? Nothing is good enough for her!
看到了吧，她就是愛挑剔。
