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Monica: The reason why I asked you guys out to brunch today is because I have been doing some thinking about who should be my maid of honor.
我約你們來吃早午餐，是因為我一直在想首席伴娘的問題。
Rachel: Oh my God! This is it. I really hope it's you!
天啊，這一刻終于到來了。我希望是你。
Phoebe: I hope it's you.
我希望是你。
Rachel: Me too!
我也這么想！
Monica: First of all, I love you both so much and you're both so important to me…
首先，我非常愛你們。你們兩個對我來說都很重要…
Rachel: Okay, bla-bla-bla-bla! ! Who is it? !
好了，別羅嗦了！！到底選誰？
Monica: Well um, I was thinking that maybe we could come up with a system where we trade of being maid of honor for each other.Like hypothetically, if Phoebe were mine…
嗯，也許我們可以定一個規(guī)則，互換做對方的伴娘。比方說假設(shè)菲比是我的…
Phoebe: Yes! Oh! !
成了！噢！
Rachel: Hypothetically!
是假設(shè)的！
Phoebe: Still.
那也是我。
Monica: If Phoebe were my maid of honor…
如果菲比是我的伴娘…
Monica: Rachel would be Phoebe's, I would be Rachel's,that way we all get to do it once and no one would get upset.
瑞秋會是菲比的，我會是瑞秋的，那樣我們每人都有機會做一次，也不會有人不高興了。
Rachel: Yeah that's actually a pretty good idea.
對，那確實是個好主意。
Phoebe: Yeah, I'll do that. So who gets to be yours?
好，就那樣。那誰會做你的？
Monica: Well that's the best part. Um, you guys get to decide!
那是最棒的部分了，你們來決定。
Phoebe: Why is that the best part?
為什么那是最棒的？
Monica: Because then I don't have to!
因為那樣就不用我來決定！
Rachel: Of course we will help you decide! We will do anything we can to help you!
我們當(dāng)然會幫你決定！我們會盡我們所能幫你！
Rachel: Now, I would like to make a toast, to the future Mrs. Chandler Bing, my best friend, and truly one of the nicest people that…
現(xiàn)在，我要來一段祝酒辭，為未來的錢德勒·賓太太，我的好友，世上最好的人…
Monica: I'm really not deciding!
我真的不想下決定！
Rachel: Fine!
好吧！
Woman: Excuse me, I couldn't help overhearing, you're marrying Chandler Bing?
打攪了，我不是故意要偷聽的。你要嫁給錢德勒·賓？
Monica: Yeah that's right.
沒錯，正是。
Woman: Huh, good luck!
哼，祝你好運！
Phoebe: And good luck to you too! What a nice lady!
喔，也祝你好運！多好的人！
Chandler and Joey: Yeah!
太棒了！
Chandler: Die Hard still great!
《虎膽龍威》 還是那么棒！
Joey: Yep. Hey, what do you say we make it a double feature?
就是。咱們再來部片子怎么樣？
Chandler: What else'd you rent?
你還租了什么？
Joey: Die Hard 2.
《虎膽龍威2》。
Chandler: Joey, this is Die Hard 1 again.
喬伊，這還是《虎膽龍威1》。
Joey: Oh, well we watch it a second time and its Die Hard 2!
噢，那再看一遍不就是《虎膽龍威2》了！
Ross: Joey, we just saw it!
喬伊，我們才看過！
Joey: And?
那又怎樣？
Ross: And it'll be cool to see it again! Yeah!
那再看一遍也很酷！
Joey and Ross: Yeah! Die Hard!
太棒了！《虎膽龍威》！
Ross: Dude, you didn't say Die Hard. Is everything okay?
兄弟，你沒有說《虎膽龍威》。你還好嗎？
Chandler: Yeah, I just got uh, got plans.
沒事，我只是，還有事。
Ross: Well, John McLane had plans!
約翰·麥克萊恩也有事要做（龍膽虎威主角）。
Chandler: No, see the thing is I want to get out of here before Joey gets all worked up and starts calling everybody bitch.
不，是這樣，我想在喬伊開始激動管誰都叫“賤人”之前離開。
Joey: What are you talking about? Bitch.
你在瞎說什么？賤人。
Phoebe: Hey Rachel?
嘿，瑞秋。
Rachel: Yeah?
什么事？
Phoebe: When I get married will you be my maid of honor?
我結(jié)婚時，你愿意當(dāng)我的首席伴娘嗎？
Rachel: Really? !
真的？！
Rachel: Oh my God Phoebe! I mean I'm just Wait a minute.If I'm your maid of honor that means you are Monica's.
我的天啊，菲比，我是說我慢著。如果我是你的首席伴娘，那表示你是莫妮卡的。
Phoebe: Oh! Well, if that's what you want.
噢！好啊，如果你想那樣的話。
Rachel: No way Phoebe! I want to be Monica's!
想都別想菲比，我要當(dāng)莫妮卡的首席伴娘。
Phoebe: But why does it even matter? !
可這有什么關(guān)系的呢？！
Rachel: Why does it matter so much to you? !
那這對你來說有什么關(guān)系呢？！
Phoebe: Because this one is now! And it's two of our best friends! Who knows what you're gonna marry!
因為這一個可是現(xiàn)在的！再說是我們的兩個好朋友！誰知道你會嫁給誰呢！
Rachel: What if I marry Ross? Or Joey?
那如果我嫁給了羅斯？或喬伊呢？
Phoebe: You wouldn't!
你不會的。
Phoebe: Okay look, Rachel I know you really want to do this,but I've never been maid of honor to anyone before!And I know you've done it at least twice!
瑞秋，我知道你真的想當(dāng)莫妮卡的首席伴娘，但我從來沒有當(dāng)過首席伴娘。我知道你至少當(dāng)過兩次伴娘。
Rachel: Yeah but Phoebe…
對，但是菲比
Phoebe: And no, oh please, oh please let me finish. Oh I guess that was it.
還有，噢拜托，請讓我說完。噢，我好像說完了。
Rachel: Okay. Okay. It's since you've never done it before you can be Monica's made of honor.
好吧。既然你沒有當(dāng)過伴娘，你可以當(dāng)莫妮卡的首席伴娘。
Phoebe: Oh, thank you so much!
噢，太謝謝你了！
Rachel: I'm gonna marry someone good you know.
我一定會嫁給好男人，知道嗎？
Phoebe: Oh I know.
我知道。
Rachel: Better than Chandler.
比錢德勒還棒。
Ross: What happened?
發(fā)生了什么？
Joey: I don't know!
我不知道！
Ross: We fell asleep! That is all.
我們睡著了！僅此而已。
Joey: Yeah. Yep. Yeah. All right, well, I'd better go.
對。沒錯。好的，嗯，我還是走吧。
Ross: Yeah. I think that would be best.
我想那最好不過。
Joey: All right, I'll talk to you later.
好的，我晚點再和你聊吧。
Ross: Okay. But not about this!
好。但不能說這個！
Joey: No! Never! Never! Bye.
不說！永遠不說！絕不！再見。
Ross: No touch! No touch!
避免接觸！避免接觸！
Monica: Hey, you know, a weird thing happened today whey I was at brunch.This woman overheard that I was marrying you and then she wished me good luck.
我去吃早午餐時，發(fā)生了一件怪事。有個女人不經(jīng)意聽到我要嫁給你，她跑來祝我好運。
Chandler: That's sweet.
真貼心。
Monica: No, it's more like a "good luck".
不，更像是要說"瞧好吧您"。
Chandler: So, what did this woman look like?
那個女人長什么樣子？
Monica: She was like 30, dark hair, attractive.
她大概30歲，深色頭發(fā)，很漂亮。
Chandler: Well, is there any chance you were looking into a bright, shiny thing called a mirror?
你該不會是剛好看到一種又亮又白的叫做鏡子的東西吧？
Monica: Come on, was it somebody maybe you dated in college?
拜托，會是你大學(xué)時的女朋友嗎？
Chandler: No, no I only dated two girls in college, both blonde, both not attractive. Hold on one second. let me check this out.
不在大學(xué)時，我只交過兩個女朋友都是金發(fā)，都不漂亮。等一下，讓我看看。
Monica: What are you doing?
你在做什么？
Chandler: Well, let's see. Okay, is that her?
來瞧瞧。沒錯，是她嗎？
Monica: Oh my God yes! Who is she?
噢天啊，是她！她是誰？
Chandler: Julie Grath, my camp girlfriend.
朱莉·格拉菲，我夏令營時的女友。
Monica: Did you break up with her?
你和她分手了嗎？
Chandler: No, we're still together. Yeah we went out for two summers, and then I broke up with her.
不，我們還在一起。我們交往了兩個暑假，后來我跟她分手了。
Monica: Why?
為什么？
Chandler: Well, because she came back the third summers and she'd gotten really fa-…
嗯，因為她第三個暑假時變得非常肥-
Monica: Fat? !
肥胖？！
Chandler: I did not say fat! I said, "Fa-…"
我沒說肥胖！我說，"肥-"
Monica: You broke up with a girl because she was fat? !
你和那女孩分手就因為她肥？！
Chandler: Yeah. Yeah, but it was a really, really long time ago! Does she still feel bad?
是啊。是啊，但那是很久很久以前的事了！她還覺得難受嗎？
Monica: Apparently she does.
很明顯是的。
Chandler: Well, you know what they say, elephants never forget.Seriously, good luck marrying me.
俗話說"大象很記仇",說真的，和我結(jié)婚，祝你好運。
Joey: Hey! What's going on?
怎么了？
Rachel: Phoebe is gonna be Monica's maid of honor!
菲比將成為莫妮卡的首席伴娘。
Joey: Hey! Well I hope it goes better than the last time you did it for that girl downstairs, remember?
嘿！我希望這次能比你上次給樓下那女孩當(dāng)伴娘要做得好些，記得嗎？
Rachel: You have been maid of honor before? !
你當(dāng)過首席伴娘？！
Phoebe: You see? This is exactly why you shouldn't lie!
看吧，人就是不能說謊。
Rachel: All right that's it! I am maid of honor!
夠了，我是首席伴娘。
Phoebe: No, I am.
才不，我是！
Rachel: How come you are? !
為什么是你？！
Phoebe: Because I cared enough to lie!
因為我在乎到不惜說慌。
Joey: Hey, I can help you decide who should do it!
嘿，我可以幫你們決定，該由誰來當(dāng)！
Joey: Yeah, we could have like an audition and see how you'd handle maid of honor type situations.
試鏡吧。看看你們當(dāng)首席伴娘時會怎么處理突發(fā)狀況。
Phoebe: What are you talking about?
你在說什么呢？
Joey: Like when I want a job, I go to an audition and if I'm the best of the people they see, they give me the part.
就像我想要演一個角色，我會去試演，如果我是他們面試的人里最好的，他們就會給我那個角色。
Phoebe: Okay, so after this audition, who decides who gets it?
好啊，那試鏡完，誰來決定首席伴娘人選？
Joey: Oh, me and Ross can be the judges.
噢，我和羅斯可以當(dāng)評委。
Phoebe: Well, it's better than us deciding.
那總好過我們自己決定。
Rachel: Oh, come on! This is crazy! Can't we just flip a coin? !
噢，拜托！這多瘋狂！不能拋硬幣決定嗎？！
Phoebe: No! Coins hate me!
不干！硬幣討厭我！
Rachel: Okay fine, you know what? We will let Ross and Joey decide. Hi, Ross! Sweetie.
好，就這樣吧，讓羅斯和喬伊決定。嗨，羅斯 親愛的。
Phoebe: Hey there, you handsome thing.
你好啊，大帥哥。
Ross: Wow, this cologne really is every bit as good as Georgio.
哇，這古龍水的香味和阿瑪尼香水一樣誘人
Joey: Hi.
嗨。
Ross: Just, brought back your videos.
只是，把錄像帶還給你。
Joey: Hey look, Ross, look I think we need to talk about before.
嘿，羅斯，我想咱們該談?wù)勚暗氖隆?/div>
Ross: No! No we don't!
不！不，我們沒什么好說的！
Joey: Yes we do! Now look, that was the best nap I ever had!
就要說！聽著，那是我這輩子睡過的最棒的小睡！
Ross: I don't know what you are talking about.
我不知道你在說什么。
Joey: Come on! Admit it! That was the best nap you ever had!
少來了，承認吧。那是你睡過最香甜的一覺。
Ross: I've had better.
我睡過更好的。
Joey: Okay! When? !
是嗎！什么時候？！
Ross: All right! All right! It was the best nap ever!
好吧！好吧！那是我最好的小睡！
Ross: I've said it! Okay? ! But it's over Joey!
我承認，好嗎？！但那已經(jīng)過去了，喬伊！
Joey: I want to do it again.
我想再來一次。
Ross: We can't do it again.
我們不能再來一次。
Joey: Why not?
為什么？
Ross: Because it's weird!
因為那太詭異了！
Joey: Fine! Do you want something to drink?
行吧。想喝點東西嗎？
Ross: Sure, what do you got?
好啊，你有什么？
Joey: Warm milk and Excedrin P.M.
溫牛奶和安眠藥。
Monica: Chandler! Chandler! I just figured out who you are!
錢德勒，錢德勒。我剛剛想到你是誰。
Chandler: Can you figure out what I'm doing?
你能想出我正在干什么嗎？
Monica: You're Lewis Posin.
你是路易斯·波森。
Chandler: Who?
誰？
Monica: Lewis Posin! He was my best friend in fifth grade,and then one day I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said no.Do you know why?
路易斯·波森！他是我五年級時最好的朋友。有一天我要他當(dāng)我男朋友，他拒絕了。你知道為什么嗎？
Chandler: Because you kept talking to him while he was trying to go to the bathroom? !
因為你在他想上廁所的時候，不停的跟他講話？！
Monica: No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa….And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade!you know, I really think that you should apologize to Julie.
不！因為他覺得我太肥...每次想到這件事我都會和五年級時一樣難過。你知道嗎，我真的覺得你該跟朱莉道歉。
Chandler: Honey, are you kidding? That was like 16 years ago.
甜心，你在開玩笑嗎？那是十六年前的事。
Monica: No, I know. But you know what?It would make me feel better if Lewis apologized to me.
我明白。但你可知道，如果路易斯能跟我道歉，我會覺得好過一點。
Chandler: Okay, I will do it.But I have to warn you; this may make me a better person and that is not the man you feel in love with!
好吧，但我警告你這會讓我變成更好的人。那可不是你愛上的那個男人。
Joey: All right, this is how it's going to work.We're gonna give you hypothetical maid of honor situations and you will be scored on a scale of 1 to 10,1 being the highest.
好了，規(guī)則是這樣的。我們出題假設(shè)伴娘所遇到的情景，并會給你們打分，從1分到10分。1分是最高分。
Ross: No, 10 is the highest.
不對，10分才是最高分。
Joey: Why is 10 the highest?
為什么10分是最高分？
Ross: Because it's the highest.
就因為它是最高的。
Ross: Okay, Rachel you're up first.
好，瑞秋，你先來。
Situation No. 1: You're with Monica, the wedding is about to start when Monica gets cold feet. Go!
一號突發(fā)狀況：你跟莫妮卡在一起。婚禮就要開始了，莫妮卡想臨陣脫逃，開始！
Joey: I don't want to marry Chandler!
我不想嫁給錢德勒！
Rachel: Okay, uh…
好的，嗯…
Joey: I've got cold feet.
我想臨陣脫逃。
Rachel: it's gonna be okay!
不會有事的！
Joey: No, one man for the rest of my life? I don't know if I can do it!This means I'll never get to sleep with Joey!
不行啊，這輩子就只和一個男人過？我不知道自己做不做得到！就是說我再也不能和喬伊上床了。
Rachel: Look Monica, getting cold feet is very common.You know, it's just because of all the anticipation and you just have to remember that you love Chandler.And also, I ran out on a wedding. You don't get to keep the gifts.
莫妮卡，怯婚是很普遍的。因為期待太多。記著你愛錢德勒。我也逃過婚。新婚禮物你就都得不到了。
Joey: Very good! Drawing on your own experience, I like that!
非常好！用上你自己的經(jīng)驗，我喜歡。
Ross: Yes, very nice Rachel.
很好，瑞秋。
Rachel: Thank you judges.
謝謝評委。
Phoebe: Kiss ass.
馬屁精。
Joey: Okay, Phoebe.
菲比該你了。
Phoebe: Yes! Your honor?
是的！評委大人？
