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Joey: I'm telling you Ross, she wants you.
告訴你吧，Ross，她想要你
Ross: She barely knows me. We just live in the same building.
她跟我不熟，我們只是住在同一棟公寓。
Chandler: Any contact?
有過接觸嗎？
Ross: She lent me an egg once.
她借過我一顆蛋。
Joey: You're in!
有機會了！
Ross: Aw, right.
啊，好吧。
Woman: Hi, Ross.
嗨，Ross。
Ross: Hi!
嗨！
Chandler: Come on, Ross, you gotta get back in the game here, ok? The Rachel thing isn't happening, your exwife is a lesbian.... I don't think we need a third.
拜托，Ross，你得重新開始新的感情，好吧？你和瑞秋的事沒指望，你前妻又是個女同志。我覺得我們不需要第三回吧。
Joey: Excuse me, could we get an egg over here, still in the shell? Thanks.
打擾一下，能給我們一顆蛋嗎，整顆有殼的蛋？謝謝。
Ross: An egg?
一顆蛋？
Joey: Yeah, you're gonna go up to her and say, " Here is your egg back. I'm returning your egg."
對，你要拿這顆蛋過去對她說：“這是你的雞蛋，還給你雞蛋。”
Chandler: I think it's a winning.
我覺得肯定能行。
Ross: Come on, I think it's insane.
拜托，這也太傻了。
Chandler: She will love it.
她會喜歡的。
Joey: Thank you. –
謝謝。
Chandler: Thank you. Here. Go with the egg, my friend.
謝謝，給你。朋友，帶著蛋去。
Chandler/Joey: Go, go, go, go...
快去，快去，快去！
Joey: Think it'll work?
你覺得會成功嗎？
Chandler: No way, it's suicide. The man's got an egg.
不可能，這簡直是在自殺，帶蛋的男人。
Monica: You can not do this.
你不能這樣做。
Rachel: What? Do what?
什么？做什么？
Monica: Roger wants to take her out tomorrow night.
Roger想要明晚約她出去。
Rachel: No! Phoebe! Don't you remember why you dumped the guy?
不！Phoebe，難道你忘了為何甩了他嗎？
Phoebe: 'Cause he was creepy, and mean. And a little frightening. All right, still it's nice to have a date on Valentine's Day!
因為他很詭異，卑鄙，還有點可怕。但情人節有個約會也還不錯好吧！
Monica: But Phoebe, you can go out with a creepy guy any night of the year. I know I do.
但是Phoebe，你可以在一年里其他任何一晚上跟詭異的人約會。我知道我會。
Rachel: What are you guys doing tomorrow night?
你們明晚有何節目？
Joey: Actually tomorrow night kinda depends on how tonight goes.
實際上明晚做什么全看今天過得如何。
Chandler: Oh, uh, listen, about tonight...
哦，呃，聽我說，關于今晚…...
Joey: No, no, no, don't you dare bail on me. The only reason she's going out with me is because I said I could bring a friend for her friend.
不不不，你敢放我鴿子試試！是因為我答應帶我的朋友介紹給她的朋友，她才答應與我約會的！
Chandler: Yes, I know. But her friend sounds like such a…
我知道，但她朋友好像是個…
Joey: Pathetic mess. I know, but.... Come on, man. She's needy. She's vulnerable. I'm thinking.... Thanks. Look, you have not been out with a woman since Janice. You're doing this.
可憐蟲，我知道，但是......拜托，老兄，她黏人又脆弱。我想你可以...謝謝！你和珍妮絲之后就沒約過會，你一定要去。
Hi. Hi.
嗨。海。
Ross: She said yes.
她答應了。
Chandler: Yes, way to go, man!Still got the egg, huh?
干得好，老兄！蛋還在？
Ross: Yeah.
是的。
Joey: How do I look?
我看上去怎樣？
2016-09-26Chandler: Oh, uh, I...don't...care.
哦，呃，我才不關心。
Joey: There's Lorraine.
蘿拉妮來了。
Chandler: Ok, now, remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.
好的，切記，不準交換，你有美女相伴，我有賤貨作陪。
Lorraine: Hi, Joey.
嘿，Joey。
Joey: Hey. Well well, look what you brought. Very nice.
嘿。不錯啊，瞧你帶什么人來，真帥。
Chandler: And what did you bring?
你帶什么來了？
Lorraine: She's checking her coat. Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. Will you get me a white zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice.
她正在掛外套。Joey，我要去洗掉手上出租車的味道。幫我點一杯白仙粉黛，給Janice點杯紅酒。
Chandler: Janice? Janice! ?
珍妮絲？珍妮絲？
Janice: Oh.... my.... God.
哦…我的…天哪。
Chandler: Hey, it's Janice. Ok, I'm making a break for it, I'm going out the window.
嘿，是Janice。好吧，我要逃了，我要從窗子爬出去。
Joey: No, no, no, don't! Please! Look, I've been waiting for like, forever to go out with Lorraine. Just calm down.
不，不，不，別這樣！我等了好久與Lorraine約會的機會。淡定。
Chandler: Calm down? Calm down? You set me up with the woman that I've dumped twice in the last five months!
淡定？淡定？你竟然撮合我和在過去五個月內被我甩掉兩次的女人！
Joey: Can you stop yelling? You're making me nervous, and I can't go when I'm nervous.
別這么大聲嚷嚷好嗎？你讓我緊張。我一緊張就尿不出來了。
Chandler: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're right. Come on, do it, do it, go, come on! !!
對不起，對不起，你說得沒錯。快點，快尿，快尿，快，快點！
Rachel: Ok, ok, Roger was creepy, but he was nothing compared to Pete Carney.
好吧，好吧，Roger是很詭異，但是跟Pete Caeney相比還差的遠呢。
Monica: Which one was Pete Carney?
誰是Pete Caeney？
Rachel: Pete the Weeper
愛哭鬼Pete。
Rachel: Remember that guy who used to cry every time we had sex. "Oh, was it good for you?"
你記得那個人嗎，我們每次做愛他都哭的那個？“哦，你滿足嗎？”
Monica: Yeah, well, I'll take a little crying any day over Howard, the "Iwin" guy. "I win! I win!" I went out with the guy for two months—I didn't get to win once.
記得啊，好吧，每天都哭一點也比Howard強，那個喜歡說“我贏了”的家伙。“我贏了！我贏了！”。我和他約會了兩個月，一次都沒贏過。
Rachel: How did we end up with these jerks? We're good people!
我們怎會和這些渾蛋在一起？我們可是好人吶！
Monica: I don't know. Maybe we're like some kind of magnets.
我不知道，也許咱們有某種磁場吧。
Phoebe: I know I am. That's why I can't wear a digital watch.
我知道我有，所以我不能戴電子表。
Monica: There's more beer, right?
還有啤酒，對吧？
Phoebe: Oh! You know my friend Abby who shaves her head?
哦！你們還記得我那個剃光頭的朋友Abby嗎？
Rachel: No.
不記得了。
Phoebe: OK, I have this friend Abby who shaves her head. She says if you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle, you could do like a cleansing ritual.
好吧，我有個剃光頭的朋友Abby。她說如果你想要停止與挫男交往的惡性循環，你可以舉行一個清理儀式。
Rachel: Pheebes, this woman is voluntarily bald.
Pheebes，那個女人可是主動剃光頭的。
Phoebe: Yeah. So, we can do it tomorrow night, you guys. It's Valentine's Day. It's perfect.
是啊。所以我們明天晚上可以這么做。明天是情人節，正好。
Monica: Ok, well, what kind of ritual?
好吧，但是，是什么樣的儀式啊？
Phoebe: Ok. We can, um, we can burn the stuff they gave us.
好吧，我們可以，呃，可以燒掉他們送的東西。
Rachel: Or? Phoebe: Or...or we can chant and dance around naked, you know, with sticks.
或者是？或許......或者我們可以念經和裸體跳舞，就是拿著拐杖那種。
Monica: Burning's good.
燒東西就不錯。
Rachel: Burning's good.
燒東西就不錯。
Lorraine: You know...ever since I was little, I've been able to pick up quarters with my toes.
知道嗎，從兒時起我就能用腳趾夾起25美分硬幣。
Joey: Yeah? Good for you. Uh, quarters or rolls of quarters?
是嗎？真厲害。額，一個硬幣還是一卷硬幣？
Janice: By the way, Chandler. I cut you out of all my pictures. So if you want, I have a bag with just your heads.
對了，Chandler，我把所有照片上的你都剪掉了。如果你想要的話，我有一袋子你的頭。
Chandler: That's OK.
沒關系。
Janice: Oh, are you sure? Really? Because you know, you could make little puppets out of them, and you could use them in your theater of cruelty.
哦，你確定？真的確定嗎？要知道，你可以用它們做傀儡，在你的“殘酷戲院”中用它們。
Joey: We can't do that. Chandler: What? What can't you do? Uh, can I talk to you for a second, over there?
我們不能那樣做。什么？你們不能做什么？呃，可以過來跟我說句話嗎？
Joey: Uh, we might be leaving now.
嗯，我們可能要先離開了。
Chandler: Tell me it's "you and me" we.
告訴我這是“你和我”的我們。
Joey: She said she wants to slather my body with stuff and then lick it off. I'm not even sure what slathering is! But I definitely want to be a part of it!
她說她想要在我身體上涂滿東西，然后舔干凈。我都不知道“涂”是什么意思！但我絕對想參與其中！
Chandler: Ok, you can not just do this to me.
好吧，但你不能這樣對我！
Joey: You're right, I'm sorry.
你說的沒錯，對不起。
Lorraine: Uh, can we have three chocolate mousses to go please?
呃，能給我們三份巧克力慕思外帶嗎？
Joey: I'm out of here. Here's my credit card. Dinner's on me. I'm sorry, Chandler.
我要走了。給你我的信用卡，晚飯算我請。對不起，Chandler。
Chandler: I hope she throws up on you.
我希望她吐在你身上。
Joey: Thanks.
謝啦。
Chandler: So...
那么......
Janice: Just us.
就剩咱倆了。
Chandler: Oh, what a crappy night!
哦，真是糟糕的一夜！
Janice: Although, I have enjoyed the fact that, uh your shirt's been sticking out of your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom.
但是，我一直在享受一件事：自你從洗手間回來以后，你的襯衫一直從褲襠外。
Chandler: Excuse me, How you doing?
對不起。近來可好？
Janice: So, do we have the best friends or what?
他們是我們最要好的朋友還是？
Chandler: Joey's not a friend. He's...a stupid man who left us his credit card. Another drink? Some dessert? A big screen TV?
Joey才不算是朋友。他是...把信用卡留給我們的笨蛋。再來一杯？來點甜點？來一臺大屏幕電視機？
Janice: I will go for that drink.
我再來一杯吧。
Chandler: You got it. Good woman! Could we get a bottle of your most overpriced champagne?
沒問題。好女人！能給我們來一瓶你們最貴的香檳嗎？
Janice: Each.
每人一瓶。
Chandler: That's right, each. Oh, and a uh Rob Roy. I've always wanted to know.
對，每人一瓶，哦，還有，一杯Rob Boy（一種辛辣味的雞尾酒）。我一直想嘗一下。
Janice: Happy Valentine's Day! Oh, I miss you already. Can you believe this happened?
情人節快樂！哦，我已經開始想你了。你能相信會發生這種事情嗎？
Chandler: No...no! And yet it did. Goodbye, Janice.
不能...不能！但是還是發生了。再見，Janice。
Janice: Kiss me!
親我！
Monica: Oh, Chandler, sorry. Ohhh, Chandler, sorry!
哦，Chandler，抱歉。哦~~Chandler，不好意思啦！嗨，Janice。
Monica: Hey, Janice.
嗨，Janice。
Janice: Hi, Monica.
嗨，Monica。
Chandler: Ok, well, this was very special.
好吧，這真是太特別了。
Monica: Rach, come see who's out here!
Rach，過來看看誰來了！
Rachel: Oh my god. Janice, hi!
哦，我的天哪，Janice，嗨！
Chandler: Janice is gonna go away now.
Janice正準備走呢。
Monica: I'll be right back.
我馬上就回來。
Rachel: Oh, Joey, look who it is.
噢噢，Joey，看誰來了。
Chandler: Oh, good, Joey's home now.
哦，很好，Joey回來了。
Janice: This is so much fun. This is like a reunion in the hall.
這太好玩了，好像是走廊大團圓一樣。
Monica: Oh, hi, Ross. Yeah. There's someone I want you to say hi to. He just happened to call.
喔，嗨，Ross，嗯，這兒有個人我想讓你打個招呼。他正好打電話過來了。
Janice: Hi, Ross. Yes, that's right it's me. How did you know?
嗨，Ross。沒錯，是我。你怎么知道的？
Ross: I'm just saying if dogs do experience jet lag, then,...because of whole "the seven dog years to one human year" thing, then when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles, he doesn't just lose three hours, he loses a week and a half.
我是說會如果狗確實也有飛行時差反應，那么因為的“狗的七年等于人的一年”這個理論，那么當狗從紐約飛到洛杉磯，它損失的就不是三小時，而是一周半時間。
Kristin: That's funny. Ross: Yeah.
真有趣。是啊。
Ross: They should be cooking the food soon. Who are they?
他們應該馬上就做飯了。他們是誰？
Kristin: Oh, good.
哦，好的。
Ross: The blond woman is my exwife, and the woman touching her is her close personal friend.
那個金發的是我前妻，正在碰她的是她的私人密友。
Kristin: You mean they're lovers.
你是說她們是情人。
Ross: If you wanna put a label on it.
如果你硬要這樣說的話。
Kristin: Wow, uh, anything else I should know?
哇哦，呃，還有其他什么事情是我應該知道的嗎？
Ross: Nope, nope, that, that's it. Oh, and she's pregnant with my baby. I always forget that part. Hello!
沒了，沒了，這，就這些。對了，她懷了我的孩子。我總是忘了這件事。哈嘍！
Phoebe: Ok, so now we need, um sage branches and the sacramental wine.
好了，我們需要圣草和圣酒。
