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Rachel: That is it! You just barge in here, you don't knock?
我受夠了，你不敲門就闖進來？
Chandler: I'm sorry!
抱歉！
Rachel: You have no respect for anybody's privacy!
你就不能尊重下別人的隱私？
Chandler: Rachel, wait, wait.
Rachel，慢著，慢著
Rachel: No, you wait! This is ridiculous! How...
不，你慢著，這太荒唐了，你怎么能……
Chandler: Can I just say one thing?
我能說句話嗎？
Rachel: What? What? !
什么？
Chandler: That's a relatively open weave and I can still see your...nipular areas.
這塊布編的比較松，我還是能看見你的胸。
Phoebe: Oh, honey, honey, tell them the story about your patient who thinks things are, like, other things. You know? Like, the phone rings and she takes a shower.
親愛的，告訴他們你的病人如何把事想成另一件事，例如電話響時她在洗澡。
Roger: That's pretty much it. But you tell it really well, sweetie.
差不多就這些。但你說得很好，親愛的。
Phoebe: Yeah...
是啊。
Phoebe: Thanks. Okay, now go away so we can talk about you.
謝謝，快走開我們才能討論你。
Roger: Okay. I'll miss you.
好吧，我會想念你的。
Phoebe: Oh. Isn't he great?
噢，他很不錯吧？
Rachel: He's so cute! And he seems to like you so much.
他好可愛，也好像很喜歡你。
Phoebe: I know, I know. So sweet...and so complicated. You know.
我知道，他貼心又猜不透。
Phoebe: And for a shrink, he's not too shrinky, you know?
作為一個精神醫生，他并不是太神經。
Monica: So, you think you'll do it on his couch?
那你們會在他的椅子上做嗎？
Phoebe: Oh, I don't know, I don't know. I think that's a little weird, you know? It's Vinyl.
我不知道…...有點奇怪，椅子是聚乙稀做的。
Rachel: Okaaay. Any of you guys want anything else?
大家還想要別的嗎？
Chandler: Oh, yes, could I have one of those.
我可以要一個……？
Rachel: No, I'm sorry, we're all out of those. Anybody else?
抱歉，賣完了。其他人呢？
Roger: Did I, uh, did I miss something?
我是否錯過某事？
Chandler: No, she's still upset because I saw her boobies.
我看了她的胸部，她現在還很生氣。
Ross: You what? What were you doing seeing her boobies.
你干嘛？你看胸脯干什么？
Chandler: It was an accident. Not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts.
那是意外，我又不是隔著一條街拿著望遠鏡和甜甜圈。
Rachel: Okay, okay, could we change the subject, please?
好吧，好吧，我們能換個話題嗎，拜托了！
Phoebe: Yeah, you know, these are not her boobies, these are her breasts.
可以，這塊兒不是她的胸脯，而是她的胸部。
Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, I was hoping for more of a change.
Pheebs，我是希望換的更多一些。
Monica: You know I always liked “Bazoombas”, it gives them a Latin spin.
我向來喜歡用“波濤洶涌”這個詞，像是來了個拉丁舞轉身。
Rachel: Can we, can we drop this already, please?
我們別再談這個了，可以嗎？
Chandler: You know, I don't know why you're so embarrassed, they were very nice boobies.
我不知你為何尷尬，你的胸脯很好看。
Rachel: Nice? They were nice. I mean, that's it? I mean, mittens are nice.
好看？就這樣？手套也很好看。
Chandler: Okaaay, rock, hard place, me.
好吧，石頭、堅硬的墻壁、我（進退兩難）。
Roger: Haha... You're so funny! He's really funny! I wouldn't wanna be there when when the laughter stops.
哈哈，你真逗，他真的很逗，等笑聲停了，我可不想呆在那兒。
Chandler: Whoah whoah, back up there, Sparky. What did you mean by that?
等等，退回到剛才那句話，這位活潑的先生，你是什么意思？
Roger: Oh, just seems as though that maybe you have intimacy issues.
你似乎有親密上的問題。
Roger: You know, that you use your humor as a way of keeping people at a distance.
你用你的幽默和人保持距離。
Chandler: Huh?
是嗎？
Roger: I mean hey! I just met you, I don't know you from Adam.... Only child, right? Parents divorced before you hit puberty.
我才剛認識你，我對你毫無所知，獨子？父母在你青春期前離婚？
Chandler: Uhhuh, how did you know that?
你怎會知道？
Roger: It's textbook.
這非常典型。
Joey: Hey you guys.
各位好！
All: Hey!
好呀！
Joey: You all know my dad,
你們都認識我爸吧？
All: right!
當然！
Monica: Hey, how long are you in the city?
打算在紐約待多久？
Mr. Tribbiani: Just for a couple days. I got a job midtown.
幾天，我在中城找了份工作。
Mr. Tribbiani: I figure I'm better off staying with the kid than hauling my ass back and forth on the ferry. I don't know this one.
我想和兒子同住比來回坐渡輪好。我不認識這個人。
Phoebe: Oh, this is my friend Roger.
他是我朋友Roger。
Roger: Hi!
你好！
Mr. Tribbiani: Hey, hey. Good to meet you, Roger.
幸會，Roger。
Roger: You too, Sir.
幸會！
Mr. Tribbiani: What happened to the, uh, puppet guy?
玩布偶的那個怎么了？
Joey: Dad, dad.
爸爸......
Mr. Tribbiani: Oh oh, excuse me. So Ross, uh, how's the wife?
抱歉，Ross，你的太太呢？
Ross: Uhhhhhhh...
啊……
Mr. Tribbiani: Off for two, uh? Uh, Chandler, quick, say something funny!
連中兩個？Chandler，快！說點好笑的！
Mr. Tribbiani: Gotta go. I miss you too, I love you, but it's getting real late now.
我得掛電話了，我也想你，我愛你，但現在很晚了。
Joey: Say hi.
我打個招呼。
Joey: Hey Ma. Listen, I made the appointment with Dr. Bazida, and...
媽，我和包西達大夫約了時間……
Joey: Excuse me? Did you know this isn't Ma?
什么？你知道這不是媽嗎？
Mr. Tribbiani: Her name's Ronni. She's a pet mortician.
她叫Ronni，是個寵物殯葬業者。
Joey: Sure. So how long you've been...
當然，你和她在一起多久了……
Mr. Tribbiani: Remember when you were a little kid, I used to take you to the navy yard and show you the big ships?
記得小時候我常帶你去海軍工廠看大船？
Joey: Since then? !
從那時候開始？
Mr. Tribbiani: No, it's only been six years.
不，才6年。
Mr. Tribbiani: I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so you'd know I wasn't always such a terrible guy.
我只想勾起你美好的回憶，這樣你就不會覺得我一直是個爛人。
Mr. Tribbiani: What are you doing?
你在干嘛？
Joey: Chopping garlic.
剁大蒜
Mr. Tribbiani: You're not gonna crush it?
你不是把它搗碎嗎？
Joey: Hey... You are having an affair, I'm chopping the garlic, it's a wacky world.
喂！你有外遇，我剁大蒜，這世界真古怪。
Mr. Tribbiani: Joe. You have been in love?
Joe，你愛過嗎？
Joey:...I don't know.
我不知道。
Mr. Tribbiani: Then you haven't. You're burning your tomatoes
那就是沒有，你的番茄快要燒焦了。
Joey: Uh. . You're one to talk.
哼，別想轉移話題。
Mr. Tribbiani: Joe, your dad's in love big time. And the worst part of it is...it's with two different women.
Joe，你老爸愛得無法自拔，最糟的是和兩個不同的女人。
Joey: Oh man. Please tell me one of them is Ma.
拜托你告訴我其中一個是媽。
Mr. Tribbiani: Of course, course one of them's Ma. What's the matter with you.
當然其中一個是你媽，你是怎么搞的！
Joey: It's like if you woke up one day and found out your dad was leading this double life.
這就像你某天起床突然發現你爸過著雙面生活。
Joey: He's like actually some spy working for the ClA. That'd be cool. This blows!
就像是為中情局工作的間諜，那一定很酷！爛透了！
Monica: Did you think Dad ever cheat on Mom?
你覺得爸爸出過軌嗎？
Ross: I don't know, I don't think so. Cause that would involve having sex and I would like to think that our parents don't do that sort of thing.
不知道，我沒這么想過，這么想一定包括性行為。我希望我們的父母不做這種事。
Rachel: I know, I mean, why can't parents just stay parents? You know? Why do they have to become people?
我懂，為何父母不能只是父母（這個身份）？為何他們就得成為（有血有肉的）人？
Rachel: Why do they have... Why can't you stop staring at my breasts?
為何他們……能別盯著我的胸部看嗎？
Chandler: What? What?
什么？什么？
Rachel: Did you not get a good enough look the other day?
那一天你還看得不夠嗎？
Ross: Alright, alright. We're all adults here, there's only one way to resolve this.
好啦好啦，我們都是成年人了，此事只有一個解決之道。
Ross: Since you saw her boobies, I think, uh, you're gonna have to show her your peepee.
既然你看過她的胸脯，你應該讓她看你的小弟弟。
Chandler: You know, I don't see that happening.
你知道這是不可能的。
Rachel: Come on, he's right. Tit for tat.
來吧，他說得對，以牙還牙。
Chandler: Well I'm not showing you my 'tat.'
我不會讓你看的。
Monica: Hello?
是Phoebe
Phoebe: It's Phoebe.
你好！
Roger: And Roge.
還有Roge！
Monica: Come on up.
上來吧！
Chandler: Oh, good. Roge is here.
太好了，Roge 也來了。
Joey: What's the matter with Roge?
Roge怎么了？
Chandler: Oh, it's nothing; it's a little thing...I...I hate that guy.
沒什么，一點小事……我討厭那個家伙。
Ross: What, so he was a little analytical. That's what he does, you know? Come on, he's not that bad.
干嘛！他是有點兒善于分析，可這是他的工作，別這樣嘛，他沒那么糟。
Ross: You see, that's where you're wrong. Why would I marry her if I thought on any level, that she was a lesbian?
這就是你錯誤的地方，如果當初我感覺到她是女同性戀者我何必和她結婚呢？
Roger: I dunno. Maybe you wanted your marriage to fail.
我不知道，或許你想讓婚姻失敗。
Ross: Why? Why would I why? Why? Why? Why?
為什么…我怎么會……為什么為什么！
Roger: I don't know. Maybe maybe low selfesteem, maybe maybe to compensate for overshadowing a sibling, maybe you...
我不知道，或許自信心不足，或許是彌補你讓你妹相形見絀的愧疚，或許……
Monica: Waitwait, go back to that sibling thing.
等等，回到那個兄弟姐妹的話題。
Roger: Well, I don't know. I mean, it's conceivable that you wanted to sabotage your marriage so that the sibling would feel like less of a failure in the eyes of the parents.
什么？我不知道，想得到你使你的婚姻觸礁，好讓你妹在父母面前不那么抬不起頭。
Ross: That that's ridiculous! I don't feel guilty for her failures!
這太荒謬了，她不爭氣我并未感到自責。
Monica: Oh! So you think I'm a failure!
哦！你認為我不爭氣？
Phoebe: Isn't he good?
他不錯吧？
Ross: Yeah... No no no, that that's not what I was saying...
是的……不不，我不是那個意思。
Monica: You know, all these years, I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you were doing was sucking up to Mom and Dad so they'd keep liking you better!
多年來我以為你支持我，但或許你做的一切目的是想巴結爸媽，讓他們更心疼你。
Ross: Hey, I married a lesbian to make you look good!
喂！我娶女同同性戀者是想讓你抬得起頭！
Rachel: You're right! I mean you're right! It wasn't just the Weebles, but the Weeble Play Palace...and the Weeble's Cruise Ship...
你說得對，你說得太多了，那不只是“威寶娃娃”的問題，還有“威寶玩樂宮”、“威寶巡航艇”。
Rachel:...which had this little lifeboat for the Weebles to wobble in. And Mom just gave them all away.
上面的救生艇讓“威寶娃娃”能搖頭晃腦地走進去，偏偏媽媽把他們都給出去了。
Roger: That's tough. Tough stuff. Come on, Phoebe, we're gonna catch that movie, we gotta get going.
那滋味不好受，Phoebe我們得去看電影了，我們現在該走了。
Phoebe: Oh, okay. Feel better, Rachel, 'kay?
好的，打起精神來，Rachel。
Roger: Geez, we're gonna be late, sweetie...
我們快來不及好，親愛的。
Phoebe: Oh, okay. Listen, thanks for everything, Mon.
今天謝謝了，Mon。
Monica: No problem.
不客氣。
Roger: Listen guys, it was great seeing you again. Mon, easy on those cookies, okay? Remember, they're just food, they're not love.
各位，很高興再次見到你們。Mon，切記別吃太多餅干，那只是食物，不是愛。
Monica: I Hate that guy!
我討厭那家伙！
Joey: Good night, you guys.
晚安，各位。
Chandler: Oh look, it's the woman we ordered.
瞧，這是我們訂的女人。
Joey: Hey. Can, uh, can we help you?
你好，需要幫忙嗎？
Ronni: Oh, no thanks, I'm just waiting for, uh, Joey Tribbiani.
噢，謝啦。我在等Joey Tribbiani。
Joey: I'm Joey Tribbiani.
我就是Joey Tribbiani。
Ronni: Oh no, not you, big Joey. Oh my God, You're so much cuter than your pictures. I...I'm, I'm Ronni.... Cheese Nip?
不是你，是老Joey，天啊，你此照片上帥多了。我是Ronni，來點兒起司餅干(夾子)？
Chandler: Uh, Joey's having an embolism, but I could go for a Nip.
喬伊有“栓子”，但我可以來一點。
Ronni: Now, you see, most people, when their pets pass on, they want 'em sorta laid out like they're sleeping.
大部份人在寵物過世后，希望它們被化妝成類似長眠的樣子。
Ronni: But occasionally you get your person who wants them in a pose. Like chasing their tail. Or jumping to catch a Frisbee.
但有些人要他們擺出姿勢，像追自己的尾巴，跳起接住飛盤。
Chandler: Joey, if I go first, I wanna be looking for my keys.
Joey，如果我先離世，我希望我的姿勢是找鑰匙。
Ronni: That's a good one!
這姿勢不錯。
Mr. Tribbiani: Hey, Joe.
好啊，Joe。
Joey: Dad, Ronni's here.
爸爸，Ronni來了
Mr. Tribbiani: Huh
好啊！
Ronni: Hi. –
嗨！
Mr. Tribbiani: Hey, hey!
好啊！
Mr. Tribbiani: Howl, howl, babe! What're you doing here?
寶貝，你來干什么？
Ronni: Oh, uh, well, you left your good hair at my apartment; I figured you would need it tomorrow for your meeting. Mr. Tribbiani: Thank you. Uh...
你的假發落在我那兒了，我想你明天開會需要。謝謝。
Chandler: So, who's up for a big game of Kerplunk?
誰想玩Kerplunk？
Ronni: Look, I uh, I shouldn't have come. I got to get go. I'll miss the last train.
我不該來這兒，我該走了，不然就錯過最后一班車了。
Mr. Tribbiani: No, no, I don't want you taking that thing this minute.
我不要你坐這么晚的車。
Ronni: Oh, where am I gonna stay, here?
那我要住哪兒？這里？
Joey: Whoahho.
喂喂！
Mr. Tribbiani: We'll go to a hotel.
我們去住飯店。
