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Chandler: Nononono, we're done.
不不，夠了。
Monica: Aunt Syl, stop yelling! All I'm saying is that If you'd told me vegetarian lasagna, I would've made vegetarian lasagna.
西爾嬸嬸，別喊了！如果你告訴過我你要素面條，我就會給你做素的了。
Monica: Well, the meat's only every third layer. Maybe you could scrape.
肉只鋪在第三層， 也許你可以把它們刮下來。
Joey: Ross, did you really read all these baby books?
羅斯，你真的把所有嬰兒書都讀了？
Ross: Yep, you could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus, no compass and I could find my way out like that!
嗯！ 你可以把我扔到子宮里的任何地方，用不著指南針我都能很快從里面爬出來！
Phoebe: Ooh, this is cool... it says in some parts of the world, people actually eat the placenta.
噢，這個不錯，書上說有些地方的人真的吃胎盤。
Chandler: And, we're done with the yogurt. Phoebe: Sorry.
呃， 這酸奶算是吃不下去了。對不起。
Monica: Anut Syl, I did this as a favor. I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? Nice talk, Aunt Syl. You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?
西爾嬸嬸，我是出于好心才做的，我可不是宴席承辦人。那你讓我拿這一打面怎么辦？嬸嬸你真會說話，你就用這張嘴親吻弗萊蒂叔叔嗎？
Joey: Hey Ross, listen, you know that right now, your baby's only this big? This is your baby. " Hi, Daddy.
嗨，羅斯，知道嗎，你的寶貝現(xiàn)在就這么大？"這就是你的孩子，“你好，爸爸！”。
Ross: Hello.
你好。
Joey: " How come you don't live with Mommy? "" How come Mommy lives with that other lady? ""What's a lesbian? "
為什么你不和媽咪一起住？為什么媽咪和另一個女人一起住？什么是女同性戀？
Rachel: Honey, you can say it, Poconos, Poconos, it's like Poconos.
親愛的，你會說的，波克諾斯，波克諾斯，就像 波克諾斯。
Paolo: Ah, poke a nose.
啊，波可諾斯。
Monica: So did I hear Poconos?
我好像聽到了波克諾斯？
Rachel: Yes, my sister's giving us her place for the weekend.
是的，我妹妹這周末把她的地盤借給我。
Phoebe: Woohoo, first weekend away together!
哇，第一次周末結(jié)伴出游！
Monica: Yeah. It's a big step. Phoebe: I know.
是啊，很快的進展嘛。 我知道。
Chandler: Ah, it's just a weekend, big deal!
哎，就是個周末而已，沒什么！
Ross: Wasn't this supposed to be just a fling, huh? Shouldn't it be... flung by now?
不是說只是玩玩的嗎，啊？ 現(xiàn)在也該玩完了吧？
Rachel: I mean, we are way past the fling thing, I mean, I am feeling things that I've only read about in Danielle Steele books, you know? I mean, when I'm with him, I'm just totally, totally...
我覺得我們已遠(yuǎn)遠(yuǎn)超出只是玩玩的狀態(tài)了，現(xiàn)在我的感覺只有在Danielle Steele的書里才找得到。我是說，當(dāng)我和他在一起的時候，我完全，完全地......
Ross:...nauseous, I'm physically nauseous. What am I supposed to do, huh? Call immigration? I could call lmmigration.
惡心，我渾身都覺惡心。我該怎么辦？ 打電話給移民局？ 我可以打電話給移民局哎！
Phoebe: What?
怎么了？
Rachel: Oh, look. Ugly Naked Guy is making shadow puppets.
看啊，丑陋裸男正在玩皮影戲。
Phoebe: Oh, but look, it's Abraham Lincoln. Monica: Oh, right.
看啊，那是阿不拉罕?林肯。噢，真的！
Ross: Go. Go!
去吧！去吧！
Joey: I love babies, with their little baby shoes, and their little baby toes, and their little baby hands...
我真喜歡小孩子， 他們那小鞋子，小腳指頭， 小手......
Chandler: Ok, you're going to have to stop that, forever!
好了，你必須停止這樣，永遠(yuǎn)停止！
Joey: Need a new table. Chandler: You think?
我們需要新桌子了。你覺得？
Carol: Hey hey, come on in! Ross: Hey, hello! mmwa! I brought all the books, and Monica sends her love, along with this lasagna. Oh great! Is it vegetarian, because Susan doesn't eat meat.
嘿， 進來吧！嘿！ 我把書都拿回來了，這位是莫妮卡送你的愛心面條。哦，太好了！ 是素的嗎，蘇珊不吃肉。
Ross: I'm pretty sure that it is. Nineteen weeks, the breasts are starting to swell. According to the literature.
我很確定是的。已經(jīng)十九周，可以看出乳房開始膨脹。這是從書上看來的。
Carol: I got the results of the amnio today. Ross: Oh, tell me, tell me, is everything, uhh....? Totally and completely healthy.
我今天拿到超聲波結(jié)果了。喔，告訴我，快告訴我，情況怎樣？非常以及十分的健康！
Ross: Oh, tha's great, that is great! Hey, when did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis?
太棒了，簡直太棒了！嘿，你和蘇珊什么時候認(rèn)識的休伊·路易斯？
Carol: Uh, that's our friend Tanya.
那是我們的朋友塔尼亞。
Ross: Of course it's your friend Tanya.
這當(dāng)然是你們的朋友塔尼亞。
Carol: Don't you wanna know about the sex?
想知道是什么性嗎？
Ross: The sex? I'm having enough trouble with the image of you and Susan together. But when you throw in Tanya....
性？光想象著你和蘇珊在一起的樣子我就很...... 之后還把塔尼亞加進來......
Carol: The sex of the baby, Ross.
羅斯，我是說孩子的性別。
Ross: Oh, you know the sex of the baby? Oh, ohohoh!
喔，你知道孩子的性別了？噢~噢~噢！
Carol:Do you wanna know?
想知道嗎？
Ross: No, no, no, I don't wanna know. Absolutely not. No I think, you know, I think you shouldn't know until you look down there and see," Oh, there it is. Or isn't.
不，我不想，絕對不想。你知道嗎，我覺得應(yīng)該到時候再低頭一看， 然后說：“哦，那兒有雞雞！” 或者，“或者沒有”。
Susan: Oh, hello Ross!
羅斯，你好。
Ross: Susan.
蘇珊。
Susan: So? So did you hear?
怎么？ 你們知道結(jié)果了？
Ross: Yes, we did, everything's AOK!
是的，我們知道了，一切都很正常！
Susan: Oh, that's so cool. It really is...do we know...?
噢， 那真的是太好了！真的是...... 我們知道了？
Carol: We certainly do, it's going to be a...
當(dāng)然了，它將是個.....
Ross: Oh, hey hey hey, ho ho ho, hello, you see, a guy who doesn't want to know, standing right here!
哦，嘿，嘿！吼 吼，這兒還站著一個不想知道的人呢！
Susan: Oh, well, is it what we thought it would be?
那么，是我們之前想的那樣嗎？
Ross: What, ok, what, what did we think it was going to be? No, no, no I don't wanna know, don't wanna know. Ok, you know, I should probably, I should probably just go.
什么，好吧，什么...... 我們想著將會是什么？不，不要， 我不想知道，不想。好吧，我應(yīng)該回去了。
Carol: Well, thanks for the books.
好吧，謝謝你的書。
Ross: No problem. Okay. Susan.
不客氣。 好吧，蘇珊。
Susan: All right, who should we call first, your folks, or Deb and Rona?
好吧，我們要先給誰打電話，你家人，還是德布和羅娜？
Carol: Hello?
你好？
Ross: Never mind. I don't wanna know.
沒事了， 我不想知道。
Chandler: Ok, but just because it was my table, I have to buy a new one?
就因為這是我的桌子，我就得去買個新的？
Joey: That's the rule.
這是規(guī)矩。
Chandler: What rule? There's no rule, if anything, you owe me a table!
什么規(guī)矩？ 根本沒有規(guī)矩，如果有的話，規(guī)矩就是你欠我個桌子！
Joey: How did you get there?
你憑什么這么說？
Chandler: Well, I believe this piece of furniture was fine until your little breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecchio.
這個桌子一直很結(jié)實直到你在吃早餐時蹂躪那個黃油罐子。
Joey: You knew about that?
你知道這事？
Chandler: Well, let's just say the impressions you made in the butter left little to the imagination.
這么說吧，看到那黃油的慘狀，我已經(jīng)不需要想象了。
Joey: Ok, How about if we split it?
那我們湊錢買怎么樣？
Chandler: What do you mean, like, buy it together?
你什么意思，一起買？
Joey: Yeah.
是啊
Chandler: You think we're ready for something like that?
你認(rèn)為我們的關(guān)系到那個程度了嗎？
Joey: Why not?
為什么不呢？
Chandler: Well, just it's a pretty big commitment, I mean, what if one of us wants to move out?
這可是個很大的付出，我是說，要是有人想搬出去呢？
Joey: Why, are you moving out? Chandler: I'm not moving out. You would tell me if you were moving out, right?
為什么，你要搬嗎？ 我才不搬。你搬的話，要告訴我好嗎？
Chandler: Yes, yes, it's just that with my last roommate Kip...
好，好的，只是我上個室友奇普......
Joey: Aw, I know all about Kip!
哎，我聽夠奇普的事情了！
Chandler: We bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and got married, and things got pretty ugly.
我們一起買了個木炭火盆，后來他結(jié)婚搬走了，事情變得很不好協(xié)調(diào)。
Joey: Well, let me ask you something, was Kip a better roommate than me?
好吧，我問你個問題，作為室友，奇普比我好嗎？
Chandler: Oh, don't do that.
噢，別這么問。
Phoebe's Assistant: We've got a couple changes in your schedule. Your 4:00 herbal massage has been pushed back to 4:30 and Miss Somerfield canceled her 5:30 shiatsu.
你的日程有些變化，4:00的草藥按摩推遲到4:30，還有索莫菲爾德太太取消了5:30的日式指壓。
Phoebe: Ok, thanks.
知道了，謝謝。
Phoebe's Assistant: Oh, here comes your 3:00. I don't mean to sound unprofessional, but, yum.
哦， 你3:00的顧客來了，我不想表現(xiàn)的不專業(yè)，但是，他太迷人了。
Paolo: Buon Giorno, Bella Phoebe!
你好，漂亮的菲比。
Phoebe: Oh, Paolo, hi, what are you doing here?
哦，保羅， 你好， 你怎么來了？
Paolo: Uh, Racquela tell me you massage?
嗯， 拉蓋勒......告訴我......你會按摩。
Phoebe: Well, Racquela's right, yeah! Oh, okay, I don't know what you just said, so let's get started.
拉蓋勒說得對！好吧，我聽不懂你說的話，我們直接開始吧。
Paolo: Uh, I am, uh, being naked?
嗯， 需要我......脫光么？
Phoebe: Um, that's really your decision, I mean, some people prefer, you know, to take off...oh whoops! You're being naked!
額，這看個人喜好， 我是說，有的人喜歡，都脫掉......噢！ 你真的脫光了！
Rachel: I can't believe you don't want to know. I mean, I couldn't not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows....
我無法理解你為什么不想知道，我是說，我可做不到，如果醫(yī)生知道，卡蘿爾，蘇珊也知道........
Monica: And Monica knows.
莫妮卡也知道。
Ross: Wha, how could you know, I don't even know!
你怎么知道的， 我都不知道！
Monica: Carol called me to thank me for the lasagna, I asked, she told me.
卡蘿爾打電話來謝謝我送的面條，我直接問的，她就告訴我了。
Joey: So what's it gonna be?
那么孩子的性別是？
Ross: Wait—oh—hey—huh, oh great now he knows, and I don't know!
等一下，嘿， 哈， 太好了， 現(xiàn)在他都知道了，我卻不知道！
Monica: I'm sorry, I'm just excited about being an aunt!
對不起， 只是我要當(dāng)姑姑，太興奮了！
Joey: Or an uncle...
也有可能是叔叔。
Joey and Chandler: Hey Phoebe!
來啦！菲比！
Ross: Hi Pheebs!
嗨，菲比。
Phoebe: Fine!
好了。
Monica: Phoebe, what's the matter?
菲比，出什么了？
Phoebe: Nothing, I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm out of sorts.
沒什么， 對不起， 我只是，我的好心情都沒了。
Chandler: Well, you can use some of my sorts. I rarely use them. Hey, can we get some cappuccino over here?
那么我可以補給你點，我很少用到他們。你好，能給我們上些咖啡么？
Rachel: Oh, right, that's me!
哦，對，那是在叫我！
Joey: Hey, Chandler, that table place closes at 7, come on.
嘿，錢德勒，那個賣桌子的地方7點就關(guān)門了，走吧。
Chandler: Fine.
好吧。
Monica: Phoebe, what is it?
菲比，你怎么了？
Phoebe: All right, you know Paolo?
好吧，你知道保羅吧？
Ross: I'm familiar with his work, yes...
是的，我了解他那點把戲的。
Phoebe: Well, he made a move on me.
他調(diào)戲我。
Joey: Whoa, store will be open tomorrow!
噢，不急， 商店明天還會開！
Chandler: More coffee over here, please!
請再來點咖啡好嗎！
Monica: Well, what happened?
怎么回事？
Phoebe: Well, he came in for a massage, and everything was fine until...
他來按摩，本來挺好的直到......
Joey and Chandler: Ooooohh!
噢！
Ross: My God.
天哪。
Monica: Are you sure?
你確定？
Phoebe: Oh yeah, I'm sure. And all of a sudden his hands weren't the problem anymore.
是的， 我確定。后來突然間，他的手不再是關(guān)鍵的了。
Monica: Was it...? Phoebe: Oh, boy scouts could have camped under there. Wow!
他那兒......？嗯，童子軍都能在那扎營了。哇。
Ross: So. What did you do?
那么，你怎么做的？
Phoebe: I dealt with it like a professional.
我很專業(yè)的處理了這件事。
Rachel: "Woo," what?
你們在哇什么？
Phoebe: Uma Thurman.
烏瑪?瑟曼。
Monica: Oh!
噢！
Ross: The actress!
那個女演員！
Ross: Thanks Rach.
謝了， 瑞秋。
Chandler: So what are you gonna do?
那么你打算怎么辦？
Ross: You have to tell her! You have to tell her! It's your moral obligation as a friend, as a woman. I think it's a feminist issue. Guys? Guys?
你必須告訴她！ 你一定要告訴她！這是作為朋友，作為女人的的責(zé)任， 我覺得涉及到女性權(quán)利事宜！ 是吧？伙計們？伙計們？
Chandler: Oh, yeah, you have to tell her. Joey: Feminist issue. That's where I went!
哦，對，你必須告訴她。女權(quán)問題，和我想的一樣！
Phoebe: She is gonna hate me.
她會恨我的。
Ross: Yeah, well...
是的，沒辦法。
Joey: Will you pick one, just pick one! Here, how about that one?
你挑一個， 隨便挑一個。 那個怎么樣？
Chandler: That's patio furniture!
那是露臺家具！
Joey: So what, like people are gonna come in and think, "Uhoh, I'm outside again?"
那又怎樣？難道人們進屋后會想，“哦，我又出來了？”
Chandler: Fine. What about the birds?
好吧，那個帶鳥圖案的呢？
Joey: I don't know, birds just don't say, "Hello, sit here, eat something."
不好說，鳥桌不會給人以 “你好， 坐下吃點什么。”的感覺。
Chandler: You pick one.
那你選吧。
Joey: All right, how about the ladybugs?
好吧， 那帶瓢蟲的怎么樣？
Chandler: Oh, so, forget about the birds, but big red insects suggest fine dining!
哦， 且不說鳥，紅色的大蟲子就能讓人有食欲了？
Joey: Fine, you want to get the birds, get the birds!
好， 你想要鳥的， 就要鳥那個吧！
Chandler: Not like that, I won't! Kip would have liked the birds!
你要是這樣，我可不要。 奇普會喜歡那個帶鳥的。
