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Rachel: Mom, would you relax. That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman was walking alone at night, I would never do that. Mom, come on, stop worrying.
媽，你放心好不好？那里離這里有十條街，而且她是一個人在晚上走。我絕不會那樣的媽，別擔心了。
Rachel: This is a safe street, this is a safe building, there's nothing Oh my Goood, oh where are you going, oh God mom, I gotta go, I gotta go. Oh my God.
這條街很安全，這棟樓很安全 沒有任何東西…天啊！你跑進來干什么？媽，我必須掛電話了！天啊！
Rachel: OK, that's fine, you just read the paper, I'm gonna get a pot, it's not for you.
沒關系，你盡管看報。我要去拿個鍋子，不是為了你。
Rachel: OK, that's fine, read the Family Circus, enjoy the gentle comedy.
好了，很好。看看漫畫享受一下幽默…
Rachel: Aaahh, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God, aaaaahh. Oh God, Oh God It's open you guys.
喔，我的天，我的天！我的天…門是開的。
Stranger: Hi.
你好！
Rachel: Hi, hi can I help you?
你...好？你找？
Stranger: Yeah, I'm looking for Phoebe, does she still live here?
你好，我找菲比，請問她現在還住這兒嗎？
Rachel: Uh, no she doesn't but I can, I can get a message to her.
沒有，但我可以幫你傳話。
Stranger: Great. Uhh, just tell her her husband stopped by.
好，麻煩告訴她，她老公來找過她。
Rachel: Her what?
她的...什么？
Stranger: Hey, how, how did you do that?
你怎么變出來的？
Joey: This is unbelievable, Pheebs, how can you be married?
真是不可思議，菲比，你怎么就結婚了呢？
Phoebe: Well, I mean, I'm not married, married, you know, he's just a friend and he's gay and he was from Canada and he just needed a green card.
我不是“結婚”的結婚，你明白嗎？他只是個朋友，而且，他是個同性戀。他來自加拿大，他只是需要一張綠卡而已。
Monica: I can't believe you married Duncan. I mean how could you not tell me? We lived together, we told each other everything.
我不相信你嫁給了鄧肯！你竟然之前都沒有和我提過？我們以前住在一起的時候，可是分享對方的所有秘密呢。
Phoebe: I'm sorry Monica but I knew if I told you, you'd get really, like, judgemental and you would not approve.
對不起，親愛的，但如果我告訴你，我知道你不僅會批評我的做法...而且不會贊成的。
Monica: Of course I wouldn't approve, I mean, you were totally in love with this guy who, hello, was gay. I mean, what the hell were you thinking?
我當然不會贊成！你愛死了那個同性戀，天，你到底怎么想的？
Ross: You see, and you thought she'd be judge mental.
瞧？你還以為她很愛批評呢。
Phoebe: OK, I wasn't in love with him and I was just helping out a friend.
我并不愛他，這只是舉手之勞好嗎？只是幫助一個朋友罷了。
Monica: Please, when he left town you stayed in your pajamas for a month and I saw you eat a cheeseburger.
得了吧，他離開后你一整個月都沒下床，我還看到你吃乳酪漢堡。
Monica: Well, didn't you?
你敢說你沒有？
Phoebe: I might have.
也許有。
Monica: I can't believe you didn't tell me.
我真不相信，你竟然真的沒告訴我。
Phoebe: Oh, come on, like you tell me everything.
夠了，好像是你會告訴我一切事情一樣？
Monica: What have I not told you?
我有什么沒告訴你？
Phoebe: Oh, I don't know. Umm, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace.
我不知道。譬如說外面電線桿上的內衣…是你...是你跟搞笑巴比，在陽臺上做愛時丟下去的！
Rachel: What!
什么？
Monica: Wait a minute, who told you?
誰告訴你的？
Monica: You are dead meat.
你死定了。
Chandler: I didn't know it was a big secret.
我不知道那是個大秘密。
Monica: Oh it's not big, not at all, you know, kinda the same lines as, say, oh I don't know, having a third nipple!
不是大秘密，一點也不是，比方說就像…長了三個乳頭！
Phoebe: You have a third nipple?
你有三個乳頭？
Chandler: You bitch.
你個賤人！
Ross: Whip it out, whip it out.
秀一秀！秀一秀！
Phoebe: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
對對對！
Chandler: Come on, there's nothing to see, it's just a tiny bump, it's totally useless.
拜托！沒什么好看的，只是個小突起，沒有用處。
Rachel: Oh as, as opposed to your other multi-functional nipples?
你其他乳頭有多種用途咯？
Joey: I can't believe you. You told me it was a nubbin.
你竟然騙我！你說那是個小包。
Ross: Joey, what did you think a nubbin was?
喬伊，你以為小包是什么？
Joey: I don't know, you see something, you hear a word, I thought that's what it was. Let me see it again.
好吧，我不是很清楚，但你知道的，聽到了一個名字，就不會多想了。讓我再看一看！
All: Yeah, show it. Show it. The nubbin, the nubbin, the nubbin.
對，讓我們看你的小包！
Chandler: Joey was in a porno movie.
喬伊拍過色情電影！
All: Huuh!
哇歐！
Chandler: If I'm going down, I'm taking everybody with me.
如果我要下地獄，每個人都要跟我下！
All: Oh, my God! -Ross: You were in a porno?
老天！-你拍過黃片！
Joey: Ahh, alright, alright, alright, I was young and I just wanted a job, OK?
好了，當時我很年輕，只想找個工作而已，好嗎？
Joey: But at the last minute I couldn't go through with it so they let me be the guy who comes in to fix the copier but can't 'cause these people having sex on it.
但最后一刻我無法做下去，他們就讓我演修影印機的人…但是因為有人在上面做愛，所以無法修理。
Monica: That is wild.
真是狂野！
Ross: So what's it shaped like?
形狀是什么樣子？
Phoebe: Yeah, is there a hair on it?
有沒有長毛？
Joey: What happens if you flick it?
碰到了會怎么樣？
Ross: So, uh, does it do anything, you know, special?
所以你的第三個乳頭，有沒有什么特殊功能？
Chandler: Why yes Ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.
只要壓我的第三個乳頭…就會開啟納尼亞王國之門。（著名的兒童魔幻小說）
Julie: You know, in some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. You get the best huts and women dance naked around you.
在有些文化中，第三個乳頭象征了男性雄風。有最好的住所，女人繞著你跳脫衣舞。
Chandler: Huh? Are, uh, any of these cultures, perchance, in the tri-state area?
呵呵，請問這些文化，是否可能在美國中部？
Ross: You know, you are so amazing, is there anything you, you don't know?
你真是博學多聞，有什么是你不知道的？
Rachel: Ooh, Julie's so smart, Julie's so special. What, does she go and put on an outfit at night and fight crime?
是歐，茱莉好聰明哦！茱莉好特別哦！她是不是晚上全副武裝出去打擊犯罪？
Monica: Look honey, I wanted you to hook up with Ross as much as you did. But he's with her now and you're just gonna have to get over it.
哦親愛的，我也希望你能與羅斯復合。但現在他與她在一起，你必須忘了他。
Rachel: Ohh, I'm gonna have to get over it. God, see I didn't know that's I had to do, I just have to get over it. Ohhh, I'm gonna have to write that down on my hand.
是啊，原來我必須忘了他。我不知道該怎么辦，原來只要忘了他就好，我必須寫在我的手上。
All: Woah. Foxy lady.
性感美女！
Julie: Where're you going?
你這是去約會嗎？
Phoebe: Um, I'm gonna go meet Duncan, he's skating tonight at the Garden, he's in the Capades.
我要去見鄧肯，今晚他要在公園溜冰，他參加了冰上劇團。
Joey: The Ice Capades?
在冰上表演？
Chandler: No, no the gravel capades. Yeah, the turns aren't as fast but when Snoopy falls...funny.
不，在碎石路上表演。轉得不會很快，史努比跌倒時非常好笑。
Monica: I can't believe you're dressing up for him. I mean, you're just, you're setting yourself up all over again.
我不相信你竟然為他打扮，你又要重蹈覆轍了。
Phoebe: OK, no. For your information I'm going to see him so I can put all those feeling behind me.
當然不是。我去看他，就是為了能徹底忘了他。
Phoebe: OK, and the reason I'm dressed like this is because I think it's nice to look nice for your gay husband.
我這樣打扮是因為…我要讓我的同性戀丈夫有面子。
Ross: Oh, darn it, we're all out of milk. Hey Chandler, would you fill me up here?
該死，沒牛奶了，錢德，能不能給我擠一點？
Chandler: Oh I see, I see, because of the third nipple thing. Ha ha ha ha...
我懂了，因為第三個乳頭？呵呵呵呵...
Ross: OK sweetie, I'll see you later. Bye.
親愛的，待會見。
Julie: See you later Rach.
待會見，瑞秋。
Rachel: Bye-bye Julie.
再見，朱莉。
Rachel: Hey. - Ross: Hey.
嗨。-嗨。
Rachel: Hey, come on, cut it out.
別鬧了！
Ross: Hey?
我說...
Rachel: What?
怎么了？
Ross: Can I ask you something?
我能問你一件事嗎？
Rachel: Sure.
當然。
Ross: Nah.
那個...
Rachel: What? come on, talk to me.
哪個？快說啊。
Ross: OK, what's the longest you've been in the relationship before ha, have, having the sex?
你與男人交往花了最久時間…才發生關系的是多久？
Rachel: Why? Who's not having...Are you and Julie not, are, are you and, are you and Julie not having sex?
什么？誰沒有…？你與茱莉還沒有…你與茱莉還沒有發生關系？
Ross: Technically, huh, no.
就技術層面上來說...沒有。
Rachel: Wow. Is it, is it 'cause she's so cold in bed. Or, or is it 'cause she's like, kinda bossy, makes it feel like school?
是不是因為她很性冷淡？或者她非常專橫，感覺像是在學校？
Ross: No, no, she's great and it's not like we haven't done anything. I mean, uh, uh, we, we do plenty of other stuff, lot's of other stuff, like uhh...
不！她很好，我們又不是什么都沒做，我們做了很多事情，像是…
Rachel: No, no no no, don't need to know the details.
不！別告訴我細節。
Ross: It's just, it's, it's me. You, you know I've only been with one woman my whole life and she turned out to be a lesbian.
不，只是…我的問題。我一輩子只跟一個人上過床…后來她變成了同性戀。
Ross: So now I've got myself all psyched out, you know, and it's become, like this, this thing and I...Well, you must just think I'm weird.
所以現在我很擔心，就像是…這件事！你一定以為我很怪。
Rachel: No, no, no, no I don't think it's weird, I think, I think umm, in fact, in fact you know what I think?
不，我不認為很怪，我想…你知道我怎么想嗎？
Ross: What?
怎么想？
Rachel: I think it's sexy.
我覺得這很性感。
Ross: Sexy?
性感？
Rachel: Let me tell you something. As a woman there is nothing sexier than a man who does not wanna have sex.
讓我告訴你，身為女人…沒有任何事情…比不想要做愛的男人更性感。
Ross: No kidding?
真的？
Rachel: Oh yeah. In fact you know what I'd do?
你知道我會怎么做？
Ross: What?
怎么做？
Rachel: I'd wait.
我會等待下去。
Ross: You'd wait?
你會等待？
Rachel: Yes, absolutely. I would wait and wait...then I'd wait some more.
沒錯，我會等待…一直等待…然后我還會再等下去。
Ross: Really?
真的？
Rachel: Oh yeah, I don't care how much she tells you she wants it, I don't care if she begs, she pleads, she tells you she, she's gonna have sex with, with another man. That just means it's working.
我不管她怎么說，她多么想要，多么懇求你…她說她要跟其他男人做愛…這只表示收到了效果。
Ross: Women really want this?
女人真的希望如此？
Rachel: More than jewelry.
比珠寶還要渴望。
.Phoebe: Hi. - Duncan: Phoebe!
嗨。-菲比！
Phoebe: Ta-da! - Duncan: Hey. -Phoebe: Hi.
當當！-嗨。-嗨。
Duncan: Ahh, look at you, you look great.
你看起來真美麗！
Phoebe: Do I? Thank you, so do you.
真的？謝謝。你也是。
Duncan: Thanks. -Phoebe: Sparkly.
謝謝！-閃閃發亮！
Phoebe: So, wow, this is, this is pretty wonderful, huh. Mr. major capades guy. I, I remember when you were just, like, King Friday in Mr. Roger's Ice's Nice.
真是很棒，冰上劇團主角先生。我記得當你扮演在羅杰先生的冰上的弗雷迪國王（兒童節目）時很可愛。
Duncan: Yeah you always said I'd make it.
你一直說我會成功的。
Phoebe: Yeah, well, you know, I'm kinda spooky that way. Wooo.
我總是有這方面的怪才能。
Duncan: Oh. God, I missed you.
啊，我想念你！
Duncan: I'm gonna get changed.
我要換衣服。
Phoebe: OK.
好的
Duncan: Um, now. Pheebs.
現在就要。
Phoebe: Oh, right, OK. Ole.
喔！對，好的。沖刺！
Duncan: What?
什么？
Phoebe: Um, the matador. So...
斗牛士，所以…
Phoebe: Olé, ha ha ha ha ha.
沖刺，哈哈哈。
Ross: Sweetie, can you hold this for a second?
親愛的，你能不能拿一下？
