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Chandler: Hey. - All: Hey!
嗨。-嗨。
Monica: So how was Joan?
瓊安怎么樣？
Chandler: I broke up with her.
跟她分手了。
All: Oh, Why?
哦，為什么啊？
Ross: Don't tell me, 'cause of the big nostril thing?
別告訴我是因為鼻孔太大？
Chandler: They were huge. When she sneezed, bats flew out of them.
真的超大！她打噴嚏時，會有蝙蝠飛出來。
Rachel: Oh come on, they were not that huge.
拜托，沒那么大。
Chandler: I'm telling you, she leaned back; I could see her brain.
我給你們說啊，當她仰起頭時，我都可以看到她的腦子了。
Monica: How many perfectly fine women are you gonna reject over the most superficial insignificant things?
你到底要拒絕多少好女孩…只是因為非常膚淺的事情？
Joey: Hold it, hold it. I gotta side with Chandler on this one.
慢著慢著，我這次必須幫錢德說話。
Joey: When I first moved to the city, I went out a couple of times with this girl, really hot, great kisser, but she had the biggest Adam's apple. Drove me nuts.
我剛搬到這里時，與一個女孩交往非常性感，很會接吻…但是她的喉結非常大粒！真是讓我受不了。
Chandler: You or me?
你說還是我說？
Ross: I got it. Uh, Joey, women don't have Adam's apples.
我明白了。呃，喬伊，女人沒有喉結。
Joey: You guys are messing with me, right?
你們是在騙我玩，對不對？
All: Yeah.
對，我們在騙你！
Joey: That was a good one. For a second there, I was like, "whoa."
這招不錯。我差點要上當了。
Phoebe: So, you name one woman that you broke up with for a actual real reason.
你與哪個女友分手，是因為正當的理由？
Chandler: Maureen Rosilla.
莫琳羅西洛。
Ross:"'Cause she doesn't hate Yanni," is not a real reason.
因為她不討厭音樂家雅尼，這不是個正當的理由。
Monica: Hello, Mr. Heckles.
嗨，哈克先生。
Mr. Heckles: You're doing it again.
你們又來了。
Monica: We're not doing anything.
我們什么都沒做。
Mr. Heckles: You're stomping. It's disturbing my birds.
你們腳步聲太響，嚇到了我的鳥兒。
Rachel: You don't have birds.
你沒有養鳥。
Mr. Heckles: I could have birds.
我本可以養鳥的。
Monica: Ok, Mr. Heckles, we'll try to keep it down.
我們會小聲一點。
Mr. Heckles: Thank you. I'm going to rejoin my dinner party.
謝謝，我要回去繼續我的晚宴了。
Rachel: All right, bye-bye.
好，再見。
Chandler: Ok, Janice. Janice. You gotta give me Janice. That wasn't about being picky.
對了，珍妮絲珍妮絲可以證明，我并沒有亂挑剔。
Ross: We'll give you Janice.
我們同意你與珍妮絲分手。
Phoebe: I miss Janice though. "Hello, Chandler Bing."
但我蠻想珍妮絲的嗨，錢德賓！
Rachel: "Oh, my, God."
喔，我的天！
Joey: "Oh, Chandler, now, yeah, that's it. There, faster!"
喔，錢德！現在就要！對了對了！快一點！
Monica: Stop with the broom, we're not making noise.
別用掃把了！我們沒有制造噪音！
Rachel: We won. We won!
我們贏了！我們勝利了！
Monica: Mr. Heckles.
哈克先生！
Rachel: How did this happen?
怎么發生的？
Mr. Treeger: He musta been sweeping. They found a broom in his hand.
他大概在掃地，他們發現他抓著一把掃把。
All: Oh, dear God.
天哪。
Monica: That's terrible.
真糟糕。
Mr. Treeger: I know. I was sweeping yesterday. It could've been me.
我知道昨天我也在掃地，本可能是我中槍的。
All: Sure. Sure.
是啊。
Ross: Sweeping. You never know.
掃地，真是沒想到。
Mr. Treeger: You never know.
世事難料。
Phoebe: Ok, it's very faint, but I can still sense him in the building. Go into the light, Mr. Heckles!
很微弱，但我還可以感覺他在大樓里。進入光芒中，哈克先生！
Chandler: Ok, Phoebe.
好了，菲比。
Phoebe: I'm sorry, but sometimes they need help. That's fine. Go ahead and scoff. You know there're a lot of things outa there that I don't believe in, but that doesn't mean they're not true.
對不起，有時候他們需要幫助。又來了很好，嘲笑我吧。我不相信很多事情…但這不表示就不是真的。
Joey: Such as?
譬如什么事？
Phoebe: Like crop circles, or the Bermuda triangle, or evolution?
像是麥田怪圈或百慕大三角或進化論？
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, you don't, uh, you don't believe in evolution?
你不相信進化論？
Phoebe: Nah. Not really.
不怎么相信。
Ross: You don't believe in evolution?
你不相信進化論？
Phoebe: I don't know, it's just, you know...monkeys, Darwin, you know, it's a, it's a nice story, I just think it's a little too easy.
我不知道，只是…猴子，達爾文，很好的故事，我只是覺得有點太簡單。
Ross: Too easy? Too...The process of every living thing on this planet evolving over millions of years from single-celled organisms, is-is too easy?
太簡單？太…這個星球上的一切生物，經過數千萬年…從單細胞微生物進化而成，而你說太簡單？
Phoebe: Yeah, I just don't buy it.
對，我不買賬。
Ross: Uh, excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. Evolution is scientific fact, like, like, like the air we breathe, like gravity.
對不起。進化論不是信不信由你，菲比進化論是科學事實，就像我們呼吸的空氣…就像地心引力。
Phoebe: Ok, don't get me started on gravity.
別跟我提起地心引力。
Ross: You uh, you don't believe in gravity?
你不相信地心引力？
Phoebe: Well, it's not so much that you know, like I don't believe in it, you know, it's just...I don't know, lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed.
倒不是相不相信的問題。最近我感覺到…我不是被吸住，而是被壓著被壓著…
Chandler: Uh-oh. It's Isaac Newton, and he's pissed. Quick Pheebs, hop on the ceiling.
那一定是伊薩克·牛頓生氣了。快點菲比，跳到天花板上去。
Mr. Treeger: There she is. And over there, that's the other one. This is Mr. Buddy Boyle, Heckles' attorney. He'd like to talk to you.
她在這，那里還有另一個。這是伯弟杜爾，哈克的律師他想跟你們談談。
Monica: What can we do for you?
有何貴干？
Mr. Boyle: All right, kids. Here's the deal. According to my client's will, he wants to leave all his earthly possessions to "The noisy girls in the apartment above mine."
好了，孩子們。事情是這樣的，根據我客戶的遺囑…他要把他所有財產…都留給樓上吵鬧的女孩們。
Monica: Well, what about his family?
他的家人呢？
Mr. Boyle: He didn't have any.
他沒有家人。
Rachel: Ok, so let's talk money.
好，讓我們看看有多少錢。
Mr. Boyle: All right, there was none. Now, let's talk signing. You be noisy girl number one, you be noisy girl number two.
好，沒有半毛錢。現在，我們來簽字，你是一號吵鬧女孩，你是二號吵鬧女孩。
Monica: I can't believe that this whole time we thought he hated us. I mean, isn't it amazing how much you can touch someone's life, without even knowing it?
我真不相信，我們一直以為他討厭我們。真是不可思議，我們能如此感動其他人…而自己卻不知道？
Monica: Would you look at this dump? He hated us. This is his final revenge!
看看這個豬窩？！他痛恨我們！這是他最終的報復！
Rachel: Have you ever seen so much crap?
我從來沒看過這么多廢物！
Chandler: Actually, I think this apartment sullies the good name of crap.
我覺得這間公寓，侮辱了廢物的美名。
Joey: Check this out. Can I have this?
看看這個，這個能給我嗎？
Ross: How can you not believe in evolution?
你怎么能不相信進化論？
Phoebe: I don't know, just don't. Look at this funky shirt!
我不知道，就是不相信。看看這條俗氣的襯衫！
Ross: Pheebs, I have studied evolution my entire adult life.
菲比，我整個成年都在研究進化論。
Ross: Ok, and I can tell you, we have collected fossils from all over the world that actually show the evolution of different species, ok? You can-can literally see them evolving through time.
我們從世界各地搜集化石，能夠證明不同物種的進化論。我是說，你可以真正看到它們…透過時間進化。
Phoebe: Really? You can actually see it?
真的？可以看得到？
Ross: You bet. In the U.S. , China, Africa, all over.
千真萬確！在美國，中國，非洲，全世界！
Phoebe: See, I didn't know that.
這我不知道。
Ross: Well, there you go.
這就是吧。
Phoebe: Huh. So now, the real question is, who put those fossils there, and why?
問題是，誰把化石放在那里？為什么？
Chandler: Hey, look at this. "My Big Book of Grievances."
看看這個！我的痛苦之書。
Joey: Hey, there's me! April 17th. Excessive noise. Italian guy comes homes with a date. Hey Chandler, look, you're in here too.
嘿，這是我！四月十七日，噪音過度…意大利佬帶了女伴回家。也提到你了。
Chandler: April 18th, excessive noise. Italian guy's gay roommate brings home dry-cleaning.
四月十八日，噪音過度…意大利佬的同性戀室友，帶了干洗衣服回家。
Chandler: Well that's excellent.
真是太好了。
Rachel: Monica, Monica, look at this lamp. Is this tacky or what? We have to have this.
看看這盞燈真是夠俗了，我們一定要帶回去！
Monica: Rach, I think we have enough regular lamps.
我們有足夠的正常臺燈了。
Rachel: What? Come on, it's not like, it's not like I'm asking for this girlie clock or anything, which, by the way, I also think is very cool.
什么？好啦，我又不是…要這個美女時鐘或什么的，但我覺得這個也很酷。
Monica: It doesn't go with any of my stuff.
聽著，它與我的東西都不搭配。
Rachel: Well, what about my stuff?
那么我的東西呢？
Monica: You don't have any stuff.
你沒有任何東西。
Rachel: This will be the start of my stuff.
這個將成為我的東西。
Monica: Mmmm....no!
不。
Rachel: You still think of it as your apartment, don't you?
你還是認為那是你的公寓，對不對？
Monica: No.
不。
Rachel: Yes you do. You think of it as your apartment, and I'm just someone who rents a room.
對，你是這么想。你把它想成是你的公寓，我只是租了個房間。
Monica: Mmmmm.
嗯...
Rachel: Ok, while you "mmm" on that for awhile, I'm gonna go find a place for my new lamp.
你支支吾吾的時候，我會為我的新臺燈找個地方放。
Ross: Ok, Pheebs. See how I'm making these little toys move? Opposable thumbs. Without evolution, how do you explain opposable thumbs?
菲比。看我玩這些小玩具可對立的拇指！沒有進化論，怎么發展出可對立的拇指？
Phoebe: Maybe the overlords needed them to steer their spacecrafts.
也許外星主宰需要這樣的拇指才能夠駕駛空間飛船。
Ross: Please tell me you're joking.
請說你是在開玩笑。
Phoebe: Look, can't we just say that you believe in something, and I don't.
能不能說你相信進化論，而我不相信？
Ross: No, no, no, Pheebs, we can't, ok, because it's like math. One plus one equals two. I can't stand by and let you think that one plus one might equal three or four or yellow!
不行，菲比。就像數學，1加1等于2。我不能讓你認為等于3，或者等于4，或者等于黃顏色！
Phoebe: Why not? No, what's that all about? What is this obsessive need you have to make everyone agree with you?
為什么不行？這有什么關系？為什么非得強迫每個人都同意你？
Phoebe: You know what, I think, I think maybe it's time you put Ross under the microscope.
你知道嗎？我想你，也許應該把羅斯放到顯微鏡下面好好看看。
Ross: Is there blood coming out of my ears?
我耳朵有沒有流血？
Joey: Check it out, check it out. Heckles' high school yearbook.
看看這個，哈克的高中同學錄。
Chandler: Wow, he looks so normal.
他看起來好正常！
Phoebe: He's even kinda cute.
甚至有點可愛。
